The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.
In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.
Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.
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Worse Than A B*tch
Hard Pass
Slowly Suffocating
Lesson Learned
Savage Burn
Moving On
It Reminds Me Of You
If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.
A Real Nightmare
Sleeping Like A Baby
Awesome Burn
Just Nope
Text From Ex
Growing Up
Wait, There Were Feelings?
You Just Have To Visit It
No Second Chance Here
Cheating Accidentally
Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.
As Far Away As The Sun
Fact Check
Hi And Bye
Text From Ex
All Things Come To An End
Hard Pass
Feelings For You
Text From Ex
Text From Ex
A Huge Waste Of Time
Punch In The Face
Hodor
Trash Day
Setting It On Fire
Truly Inappropriate
But I Still Love You
Text From Ex
A Lousy Essay
Had A Snack, Too
How High Are You
Text From Ex
Hint Hint
The Thing I Miss
Eggplant Emoji
It's Your Wedding Day
Text From Ex
Not Keeping Tabs Here
Group Chat
tom is an a-hole, gemma too, and she is desperate. they are worth each other.
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so... Tom is a d**k who trolled all his exes, and brought his best Gemma in to watch it all go down? Wow... that's kind of epic... and about as douchy as a person can get.
What a narcissist! A group message with ex's to share memories of him with them? What an egotistical prick!
Dude. Two girls just fought over him and she's falling for his trap? why?!?!!
This guy is a genius. He must have laughed his a*s off while reading all this.
Tom is a trolling a*****e s**t stirrer. Why would you be friends with him and worse date him?!
*Too. Also, if you read more you might already know that.
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After being in relationship with my husband for nine years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell man that could help me with a love spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell man, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he do a love spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together h
My Eyes Are Burning
Personal Show
Text From Ex
Nope
Text From Ex
Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.
Tough One To Let Go
I Know
"Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."
Should've Kept It To Yourself
Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!
Say No To Satan
God Bless
Text From Ex
Sorting Things Out
I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.
Hey Hey Hey
Text From Ex
Text From Ex
Text From Ex
Text From Ex
Why do some people still keep their ex's number though and then changed it to exbf, waste of time, b^tch etc? (I get keeping the number when you broke up and stayed friends but these are nothing like that :P )
So you know when not to answer a phonecall. That's why
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people are so mean with each other. i remember few year ago my girlfriend and i split a appartment with a friend of her and didn't end well. even if i help her, do most of the chores at the end she was sick of seeing me around and scream at me. But even now why i'd bother to be mad at her? people need to let go. Capture-59...57e05c.jpg 
I love that many of these have changed the name of the person in their contacts to EX-BOYFRIEND or EX GF. I wonder if some people have many variants on this.
I spent the entire time going "ooohh damn son need some aloe vera for that?"
Some of the posts are funny some are not but they are all sad at the same time.
Yeah. Awesome. 45 examples of people being mean to each other. Because there's not enough of *that* in the world, already.
Umm, if somebody treats you like s**t and then decides to act like there isn't even an issue then you don't owe them politeness, or anything else for that matter.
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How many people other than me are hearing these in Grumpy Cat's voice?
Once i was presenting something to my class and this kid said "boring!" Me: what makes you more exciting?
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After being in relationship for 10 years,my husband broke up with me all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and he suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I emailed the spell caster, and he told me there is no problem that everything will be okay before seven days, that my ex husband will return to me before seven days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the six day, it was around 7pm. My ex husband called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that
I dated this guy back in high school that literally had an ex who cheated on him and then decided that she wanted him back. Well, he went back to her (behind my back) my dad used to give him rides home and he would talk about cheating on me with this chick. This guy would literally toy with me trying to see if I would do things for him such as bringing him things etc.. when he broke it off with me I told him that once a cheater always a cheater. About 5 years later I get a random email from him saying, "you were right" and he expected me to take him back! He expected me to act like everything he did to me didn't happen and expected me to trust him.
There is so much hatred between a lot of these people. Such a shame too. I have never had a breakup go so badly as to have to resort to all this mess. Maybe I am just lucky though, I've managed to remain cordial to all my ex BFs. Of course, cheating on either part of us was ever in the picture. except for one guy. Luckily for me, we had only been seeing each other a couple of months so my heart wasn't involved yet
Yeah....Either be friends or totally back out of one another’s lives. Who needs the fookin’ drama?
I'm very impressed. :D Am i the only person who don't have ex's numbers...
Nope, I would just block them so if they tried to contact me they couldn't. These seem fake to me, at least a lot of them
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Is it seriously that difficult to stay on good terms with your exes? I mean, I am gonna go watch BSG and play Wurm Unlimited with my ex. And gonna be there for him when he is feeling down and all that. And I'm on good terms with my other ex too, we sometimes send cute pictures of pokemon to each other. Never got why I'd hate someone I liked enough to get into a relationship with.
Depends on what happened. I wouldn't respect a man if he ever cheated on me.
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I'll be honest... I don't really get why you'd say these things to someone you were once close with. However, I don't know everyone's situation, so I guess what can I really say.
Why do some people still keep their ex's number though and then changed it to exbf, waste of time, b^tch etc? (I get keeping the number when you broke up and stayed friends but these are nothing like that :P )
So you know when not to answer a phonecall. That's why
Load More Replies... people are so mean with each other. i remember few year ago my girlfriend and i split a appartment with a friend of her and didn't end well. even if i help her, do most of the chores at the end she was sick of seeing me around and scream at me. But even now why i'd bother to be mad at her? people need to let go. Capture-59...57e05c.jpg
I love that many of these have changed the name of the person in their contacts to EX-BOYFRIEND or EX GF. I wonder if some people have many variants on this.
I spent the entire time going "ooohh damn son need some aloe vera for that?"
Some of the posts are funny some are not but they are all sad at the same time.
Yeah. Awesome. 45 examples of people being mean to each other. Because there's not enough of *that* in the world, already.
Umm, if somebody treats you like s**t and then decides to act like there isn't even an issue then you don't owe them politeness, or anything else for that matter.
Load More Replies... How many people other than me are hearing these in Grumpy Cat's voice?
Once i was presenting something to my class and this kid said "boring!" Me: what makes you more exciting?
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There is so much hatred between a lot of these people. Such a shame too. I have never had a breakup go so badly as to have to resort to all this mess. Maybe I am just lucky though, I've managed to remain cordial to all my ex BFs. Of course, cheating on either part of us was ever in the picture. except for one guy. Luckily for me, we had only been seeing each other a couple of months so my heart wasn't involved yet
Yeah....Either be friends or totally back out of one another’s lives. Who needs the fookin’ drama?
I'm very impressed. :D Am i the only person who don't have ex's numbers...
Nope, I would just block them so if they tried to contact me they couldn't. These seem fake to me, at least a lot of them
Load More Replies... Is it seriously that difficult to stay on good terms with your exes? I mean, I am gonna go watch BSG and play Wurm Unlimited with my ex. And gonna be there for him when he is feeling down and all that. And I'm on good terms with my other ex too, we sometimes send cute pictures of pokemon to each other. Never got why I'd hate someone I liked enough to get into a relationship with.
Depends on what happened. I wouldn't respect a man if he ever cheated on me.
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I'll be honest... I don't really get why you'd say these things to someone you were once close with. However, I don't know everyone's situation, so I guess what can I really say.
