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Ever screwed up while texting somebody? Well, fear not because you're definitely not alone. Take a look at this list of hilarious text message fails to see what we mean. They were posted on Twitter after US Comedian Jimmy Fallon asked people to partake in his latest hashtag game called #TextFail. From the person who accidentally told their boss to die, to the woman who accidentally announced her hate for migrants instead of migraines, people wasted no time in sending him their funniest, weirdest and most embarrassing stories. Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

#1

Textfail

miss_chelseee Report

Kjorn
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't leave that place. you got a great boss

Mandy Harris
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Embarrassing? Yes! A fail ? No! That's awesome!!!

Rhon
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely not a fail. Stick to this job, you have a great boss.

Anak Shaleh
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or..maybe you work at your mom's company

Play Tea
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, may I please have your job? (Even though I am still in school)

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    #2

    Textfail

    gregenwright Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the same as: So long suckers!

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I just out of the loop or is it really acceptable to "call in sick" via text messages nowadays?

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a real grown-up job, yes, you can

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    Vasy Nechay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, signed a couple of emails with "Best Retards" instead of "Best Regards" too...:)

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have turned the lie detector setting off.

    Marcela Nedov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you all have autocorrect? I always turn that off, before even start writing.

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    #3

    Textfail

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess "I'm coming out" wouldn't have worked either.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's perfectly okay, and we want you to know that we love and support you. Bring your girlfriend around sometime so we can meet her.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your phone's trying to help you accept your sexuality. Go with it! :P

    Jasminka
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    And actually MANY MANY countries still think the same way I do. Those bags of first don't belong here or anywhere

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    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny how it says "I am lesbian NOW", like "I've decided to be a lesbian today" or "Things suddenly changed and now I like women" :D :D

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    #4

    Textfail

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    Luke S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like HAHA JUST KIDDING I DONT LOVE YOU

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    No think u missed the point.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eheheh. Sounds almost like thag mom has a wicked sense of humour.♥

    Zak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have sent an email to our Headquaters in Brussels on my first week at new work "please see attached s**t..." . They have responded "you are not the first one to send us s**t" #TextFail !

    Monkey D. Luffy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend once sent me a text saying: "I love you sexy." Turns out he meant to send it to his girlfriend. Ha ha

    Samantha P
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love you!! Hahaha wrong person I don't love you!!!!

    Alexis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moms has a boo thang on the side !!!

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    #5

    Textfail

    Rowenhorsts Report

    Fatemeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrecting system has a sense of humor.that's all I can conclude.

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proofread your texts before you send, folks.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of people being allergic to there own hair.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staci's mom didn't have it goin' on that day!

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    #6

    Textfail

    Mr_truth13 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i was your Buddy i'd answer you. it'd have been funny

    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like "Nothing you'd be interested in" or "Why don't you come by and chack for yourself" xD xD

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that sorta. There is nothing worse then texting your sister “I can't wait to get home so I can rip your clothes off" never forget to double check what contact you clicked.

    Rick Ludlow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to write so you make sense idiot!

    Speedy_Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why would you ask her what she's wearing anyway??? 😐

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a business freak? Can't you use punctuation in texts?

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    #7

    Textfail

    ehcanuckATC Report

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohmygod, that is one of the funniest autocorrects I've seen in a looooong time.

    Sgrsg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! Owe you one sh*t !! Lol

    Alden Archambeau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awhile later a box comes to the friend and its a poo

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk texts to ur besties are the best!

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    #8

    Textfail

    lettiee_ Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely scared that one away lol.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i read it i though the auto correct would've been: you still owe me a p**s

    Destiny nerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you have to face the fact that you just ruined your relationship

    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "owe me" part would have been quite creepy. Not something you can win on poker or black jack

    Natasha L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am cringing so hard right now. Ow

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I guess he's not ready for that level of commitment.

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    #9

    Textfail

    Padfoot93 Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And so now Justin is tweeting this from beyond the grave...

    Pripri Gguu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I run the mile in under 6 minutes and im 12

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😱😱😱 I wish I could run that fast but I'm too fat :(

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I tried to run a mile I'd be dead from an asthma attack.

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayy, can relate mile time of 8:07

    Bo Bednar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not actually that fast... They made us do it in 10 minutes in fourth grade! So glad I don't have PE any more!

    Sára XS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Padfoot! HP fandom is everywhere

    VTree
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran 2 miles in under 12 minutes in seventh grade xD

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? You can walk a mile in 12 minutes.

    Becca Moorehead
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever think maybe this is a personal best for her? Maybe she's trying to improve herself, and has never been very fast. Don't downgrade others achievements.

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    #10

    Textfail

    srszew18 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course it makes the stress go away. don't need to appologize :-)

    Satoshi Ketsuban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH AAHAH H HA HA HHA HAHA H HAHHAH H HAHHH HAHAHHAHAH AA HA HHAH H H HAHA H HAH

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that can make the stress go away too. LMAO

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, that would be my first choice.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creamy c***s make everything better.Lol

    #11

    Textfail

    EmbrothicScotty Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that guy has weird needs

    tara hasani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why don't you people turn this thing off once and for all???

    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all they were going to a big dinner, didn't they? XD XD

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gonna need to wait till the next morning.

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    #12

    Textfail

    cassadilla1996 Report

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they all feel appreciated now!!

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse; he could have put in more details.

    Trav May
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So work hard, be safe, and remember...I love you." *Silent, awkward stare at workers* "Have a great day, guys!"

    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been a very interesting day when he went to work the next time

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    #13

    Textfail

    kittykaresless Report

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AcousticGstring I am sorry. All this time, I thought your avatar was a roast chicken on a plate but when I actually clicked on ur name, I saw that it was actually a person LOL ( ;^ o ^;)

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    Zsófia Kovács
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also almost sent my boss "are available for a sex?" 😂

    Éva Ivicz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    És ez magyarul hogy hangzott? Vagy külföldön dolgozol?:D

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    Dis person
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew the relationship between a hairdresser and a customer can become quite intimate and secret-sharing-y but that's too much lol

    Ouzodaki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that night you got a very mysterious call... 😌

    Samantha Walton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's happened to me more than once, always to a like minded person luckily

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    #14

    Textfail

    kerrikgray Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know how she treats you at work after that lol.

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, does she look better without it?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good one. i'd want to know the rest

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been extra funny if they had mistakenly texted that to a really hairy Greek lady HAHAHA!

    #15

    Textfail

    Elm3c Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but we could use some indentured servants.

    Rebecca Nicole
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me before! Only I was in a restaurant and texted, "They just brought us the slaves!"

    Sophia Marotta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she said yes, all offices need slaves, in fact they already have the work slaves!

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't visit the south

    #16

    Textfail

    IFeelGr8 Report

    SylvaCrow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I saw my mum using a software package called MYOB. I asked what the letters stood for. She said 'mind your own business'. I was so upset at that response until I realised she'd actually given me the answer.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know what MYOB was until you mentioned it. Thank you! :D

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    blugeagua
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why when someone asks you something like that, you should respond with "it means........" and then say what it is. Then they'll understand that that is what it actually is.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO! I see what you did there. You used an Abbott and Costello reference. Dunno why you got downvoted for. That scene is freaking GENIUS!

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    Notchimine Mette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my Dad asked what "fugly" means I said "...very ugly", so as not to swear in front of him - he said then it should be "vugly". My mother just laughed :)

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to take a bit of careful explaining.

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    #17

    Textfail

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the best one by far. helping out some random person. awesome!

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    #18

    Textfail

    ImagineJordn Report

    tara hasani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not a text fail !!! that's a dad talk !!

    Jonathan Schull
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cats in the cradle, and the silver spoon.....

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acronyms need a handbook for newbie texters I.e. lol was lots of love now laugh out loud. That's confusing.

    #19

    Textfail

    aasdfghjkarina Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says "okaysies" to their boss? My boss wouldn't respect me if I talked like a 12 year old to him.

    Celeste Spaniel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are friends with their boss. My fiancé and his boss always talk casually to each other.

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    Silver Bride
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    autocorrect knew what her real thoughts were

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    #20

    Textfail

    kingedhill Report

    Alev Demir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it turns out ur mom was right all along😂

    Rajani Sarasan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WhatsApp explained the emoticons and that one is actually chocolate ice cream!

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a family of dung beetles. Don't judge there tastes.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    next time just poop on the table and ask her to eat it since she said it was delicious

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    #21

    Textfail

    HollynHeron Report

    Luke S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really a good idea to tell people online you tried to buy weed?

    Mikhael Takyto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i knew there would be someone from Czech Republic saying that! :D I just knew it :D

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol hit me up too stash is running thin.

    Satoshi Ketsuban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y U get hi? Y U NO EAT BACON INSTEAD OF WEEDBROWNIES?????

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    #22

    Textfail

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing his text fail wasn't to "pick up a s**t".

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depend on how attractiv you find your boss

    Sadie Shapiro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my brother said "one sec" four times, and eventually I got annoyed so I said "NO MORE SECS!" He was ten... praying he didn't understand the mistake I made

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mental note when using your phone the first time make sure to add sec to the dictionary. It's not worth the miscommunication.

    #23

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how we ended up with bacon babies instead of bacon burgers on our meal planner

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think chilli's has that on the menu.

    #24

    Textfail

    claydelle Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drew Baggot missed the opportunity to make it equally as awkward by saying "I miss that too"

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    judging from the responses to many of these, there are not enough sarcastic friends in the world

    tara hasani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like that he used the word ' booty " !

    Death Metal Kitty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much as it would be awkward for the kid, it would be much more assuring to know your parents are still intimate rather than treating each other like strangers or mere roommates.

    Sandra Simpson
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    5 years ago

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    #25

    Textfail

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    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a real fail!

    Annisiea Dawson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and thats how my mom found out about my night life. THE END. lol

    Destiny nerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she gave you a right old hiding!

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    #26

    Textfail

    essdog26 Report

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once typed Oopsie doopsie and it the red oopsie doors

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spellchecked and it read to and it the red WHY PHONE

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    this is why it's your ex now?

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's just a cute pet name. Like dad always called me monster

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    #27

    Textfail

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we all hate our job at some point

    MK Unicorn (MAGGIE)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just send a picture of children going crazy, then pretend it's a joke

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you can hate the job and still love your kids! Been there, done that!

    Bec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have played it off as "I hate this jojoba." I've Had my phone change jojoba to job, Joe Bob a, and many other far off things.

    #28

    Textfail

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    Sven
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omar.. great name! And congrats!

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe...should have named him Awesome Omar!

    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that will be great story if he asks about the meaning of his name one day.

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    #30

    Textfail

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    Mauvais pingouin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the award for the Least Surprising First Comment goes to Superliminall

    over opinionated
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    8 years ago

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    I don't hate them I just hate how much they get when locals are given the shaft. I want my surgery. No Mr immigrant just got here and he's more important.

    #31

    Textfail

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    Rhon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL did mean lots of love until a few years ago when someone decided to hijack it. So grandma was right.

    Sandra Simpson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time that LOL was used, it meant "Little Old Ladies' I searched it up. lol (not little old ladies)

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to. That's the problem. That's not the first time lol got people in trouble.

    Marion Gray Court
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bff's mom did this all the time too until we finally told her.....

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    Rachael D'souza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd drop my phone in holy water if I'd got that

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one whose mom would actually say that to me? lol my family is frighteningly open about sex..

    Sandra Simpson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. That wouldn't happen to me. Sorry if your family makes u feel uncomfortable btw. We all have out struggles. 😢😬😑

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    Judy Semmens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your father has a nice sense of humour!

    Sandra Simpson
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, This comment was originally quit rude.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get paid for getting laid... although it's illegal.

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    Annisiea Dawson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should start doing this. Give them my best friends #. XD

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now that you know, you need to start messing with them hard core like any good brother would

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister would end up befriending them, or give them my number... Lol I'd never get rid of them...

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    over opinionated
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't masturbate there chicken? It makes it so juicy lol

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly it's a real job. turkey masturbator it's a real job. Because male got so big they couldn't impregnate female so we have to give so help... needless to say i'd not do that job!

    tara hasani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well yes ! probably not the same thing ..

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    Sophia Marotta
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my! wonder what mom had to say about that!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I laughed a little too much at this one!

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    blugeagua
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have started out by saying "they mean........" and then say what they are.

    Bec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen it many many times

    over opinionated
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if you you put them in another order...

    Vera Deme
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    8 years ago

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    Obviously mum is not very smart.

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    8 years ago

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    Sure cos the S is soooo close to the L. Most of these are fake on here.

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    DE Ray
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

    DeadStillPretty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's nice to know the exact date and time you're gonna be racist.

    Bec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ONE SO FAR 😂

    Judy Freeman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it's just a one time thing.

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    Speedy_Sloth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud for this one and my dad gave me that weird look 😆

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like mom was ready to go to micheals.

    S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm down, as long as it's more "fine art" than "kid's craft project" or, heaven forbid, bedazzled.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been better if the restaurant replied with "You're welcome, love you too."

    over opinionated
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I finally sit after waiting for an hour I almost feel like I could love the one sitting me.

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    Superluminal1
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where she buried him!

    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really....that guy last name is bacon...

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he pissed her off the last time.

    Kenadee Bickford
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she might be wanting him to go to the grave. lol

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    Rachael D'souza
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we petition for one? I'll send it to fuckboys

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    Mary Judd Saltz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google still didn't help got pictures of Spiderman playing football

    Kat_girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That (⬆)is all you really get.

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    Nini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what did you do at that Trump meeting young lady

    Justion Artis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one maybe me crie I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂😂

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    Jessica Jane
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's not a typo, she's just a cool mom :p

    brandon sat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha, i do the same to my wife...like all the time.

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    Kat_girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read guys at first. I was trying to figure out what the problem was. LOL

    Craig Wright
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're everywhere. You're looking in all the wrong places, silly.

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! That's why I have 2 phones- one for work, another personal!

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the kind of friends the world needs more of

    Unwelcome guest
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this is a fail, lucky guy to have a girlfriend who's also a best friend

    Lindsey H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a name like yours, I'm sure anyone would agree to your request.

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    thea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and on campus we have the padatorium... I'll see myself out.

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    Tiger Lily
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did something similar - texted my current S.O. about what an a*****e my ex was being... but sent it to my ex. Awesome.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar to that. Instead of texting, I walked into one of the cabins on School Camp and said that one of the girls was such a show off. I didn't scan the room first. She was there. Awkward! Let's just say that I am not the same person as I was at the age of 12. I'm a much better person than that

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    Rachael D'souza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may have gone downhill, but it won't sink completely like the titanic

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    Janet Ryan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did something happen between them??🤔

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    Elina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, it confused me too. I think he meant that it's how the text came out.

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    Unwelcome guest
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all done that...join the club

    Janet Ryan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this club have some good tee time talk

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're easy to mix up, I've heard.

    Jessica Jane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more curious about the fact that you had a high school golf coach....? o.O

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope she doesn't answer that

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, autocorrect is based on your texting habits . . .

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what her response was to that

    rai mei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it was tweeted by Bernie Sanders

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    Shari H
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Does your wife really need to know?

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    Alexis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶This ain't my mama's broken heart🎶...

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    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the trouble you were in!!! My M-I-L is Barb, and hubs would be dead meat for such a slip :-)

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    Lindsey H
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should be nicer when talking about someone who is about to take you out. Wonder how THAT date went...

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    sunnyrei82
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing she hadn't seen before! haha!

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    Lord Beerus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why talk bad about anyone in the first place?

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother reads the label on a jar of jam out loud at the store: "Raspberry and star a**s." Me, looking over her shoulder: "Anise!" No texting involved. Evidently that particular error doesn't require autocorrect.

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    Hannah Hollowell
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    8 years ago

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    Why was she texting someone an entire Adele song???

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    Brenda Silva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how you both laugh about it. Too funny :D

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    Susanna Vesna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the professors and teachers get loads of these and are so exhausted of them! XD

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    Louisiana Lover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone else notice how chris p bacon has a lot of weird texts?

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    5 years ago

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    Mecha Drake
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that was on purpose. Dad joke level thing, suits moms too.

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    Carries
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of god, please do not declaw your cat!

    PyroKitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! I mean, I won't deny that their claws can be annoying, but it's just something you have to live with if you have cats! <3

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    Judy Freeman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut your fingers off at the tips and then let's rediscuss

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    Gray
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did you have the singers number