Tex-Mex restaurant El Arroyo, in Austin, Texas, offers more than what's on the menu—it also puts up the wittiest signs that are sure to make everyone's day.
El Arroyo took up this "hobby" in the early '80s, and much like LeBron James, it is still going strong after all these years in the game.
We at Bored Panda have already covered these signs here and here, but since it brings so much joy to the community (and the Internet), we decided to make a new piece sharing some of El Arroyo's latest gems. Enjoy!
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Laura Schulte, brand partnerships and social media manager at El Arroyo, told Bored Panda in an earlier interview their marquee was first put out by the street in front of the restaurant by their original owner over two decades ago to promote restaurant specials and write funny quotes.
Now, El Arroyo gets several submissions a day from people from all over the world who wish to get their witty one-liners heard. Laura said the staff picks what to put up in terms of “what makes us laugh and is most applicable to current events.”
Times have changed. In 2019 you could have been arrested for wearing a mask inside a bank and today for not wearing a mask.
On April 1st, locals probably have had a real scare when they saw the landmark El Arroyo sign was missing. Restaurant representatives said on social media that it was stolen.
"It is with great sadness that we share some disheartening news... Our famous marquee sign has been stolen," El Arroyo staff tweeted. "If you have any information about the whereabouts of the sign, or any leads, please comment."
According to KXAN-TV, a server who answered the phone when ABC13 called confirmed this information. "It was stolen," Gilberto Camacho then said. "At least as far as I know. That's what the manager told me anyway."
The drama took a turn when El Arroyo shared a video of Gov. Greg Abbott showing animated concern about the sign.
"I said alcohol to go... not signs to go," Abbott said on-camera. "That sign is missing. We must find it. I'm asking the DPS to help us find that sign."
No frickin joke!!! I was talking to someone about ", Million Dollar Spaghetti"...Then typed in Million Do... And that's the first thing that popped up! . I was like...uhhh I've NEVER searched for this ever ..wtf.
Load More Replies...My friend had an odd foam roller and couldn't remember the brand. Facebook figured it out for us.
I call on whatsup with a friend that was asking advice on taking some pills that avoid hair lost but can cause impotence. Guess what? I got for weeks publicity about hair implantation and impotence pill. I'm a woman.
Seriously. Was chatting with a friend about a sibling who'd caught Chlamydia from a cheating S/O, we were discussing the symptoms & how it's treated & let's just say I was askeered to use my phone for days afterwards.
This is terrifyingly true. Hell, I've THOUGHT things before and they've popped up within the hour.
This happens to me all the time! Didn't think about using it to my advantage though. I will try that!
This is scary! I remember the days when some people didn't have a phone, not even a landline. And my father worked with computers in the days when one of them would fill a room, so now I feel pre-historic!
Yeah, except Austin is now the new silicon valley, so not so scared of tech.
I swear, the other day I made a comment on Youtube about glucose monitoring sensors and bam, in a few hours, I got an advertisement on one! It is getting out of hand.
However, observant viewers noticed that Abbott's video, featuring the governor wearing a tie while in his Capitol office, was recorded on a different day since he was seen in live ABC13 streaming video along the Texas border at the same time the clip was tweeted.
An afternoon Instagram post from El Arroyo revealed the signs' whereabouts, a relocation in conjunction with a promotion with the drinkware and cooler-maker, Yeti. "Y'all fell hard for that one, huh?" El Arroyo posted, calming down its followers. Looks like we'll see more signs after all!
what a pitty it isn't handed down exactly what the parrot said....
Not like it floats, or can cook/keep warm with it, won't heal a broken leg or cure a fever. You can't even fight off zombies with it.
Wouldn't it be funny if the whole world tried that at the same time for just one day? ( walking only)
I like the one I found a few years back that said "You can only say WTF so many times a day before you just start drinking."
There are a few movies that are sooo slow that I cannot watch them without playing a game on the phone.
I'd even pack a lunch as long as he keeps his mouth shut. Quareintined too long with someone who talks too much.
I'm working on my Ph.D. in Procrastination. Been at it for 43 years so far.
Not for some people apparently... if the past 4 years are any indication.
Took a minute to grasp the idea. Poor cauliflower feels like a cheap immatation of the real thing.
Because some people refuse to change the channel with a mask and stay home.
Nope. The fastest is a dog mom that hears vomit sounds in a dead sleep.
I told that to several paople and we had a great laugh.
Load More Replies...I really want to go to Texas, just to meet the person who comes up with these. I'm so on the same wave length...should I be worried? LOL
Austin is the coolest city in the world. The motto for the city is "Keep Austin Weird". Lived there for many years. Miss it
Load More Replies...You would go to a restaurant because it was funny, not knowing what the food was like?
Load More Replies...And that was important to you to bring up, that you have seen some of these before. Never claimed by anyone these were new and unique.
Load More Replies...Nope. The fastest is a dog mom that hears vomit sounds in a dead sleep.
I told that to several paople and we had a great laugh.
Load More Replies...I really want to go to Texas, just to meet the person who comes up with these. I'm so on the same wave length...should I be worried? LOL
Austin is the coolest city in the world. The motto for the city is "Keep Austin Weird". Lived there for many years. Miss it
Load More Replies...You would go to a restaurant because it was funny, not knowing what the food was like?
Load More Replies...And that was important to you to bring up, that you have seen some of these before. Never claimed by anyone these were new and unique.
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