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If there’s something in this world that we still have the power to control, it must be reviews. These short sentences of practical wisdom shared with fellow customers, shoppers, or diners can totally make it or break it for brands, services, and products.
Think of the last time you went on Amazon to get your mom a fancy aroma diffuser. If you are a stranger in the land of aroma diffusers, and most of us are, you totally rely on that one or two scribbles of feedback left by someone who probably doesn’t remember ever writing it.
And while some reviews are indeed helpful and others plain odd, others are splendidly hilarious. Like, verging on the border of being their own kind of comedic gold.
But thanks to the subreddit r/amazonreviews, which has been collecting the “the funniest damned product reviews on Amazon” since 2012, we've got quite an archive to feast on. From weirdly specific to plain specific, from painfully funny to mildly funny, there’s everything for every single taste in the reviews department. Psst! Part 1 of the same 5-star hilarity waits here.
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#1
Hilarious!
Sum Guy 4 years ago
First time I ever read this review, I laughed way too much and it was the same time I saw the video of air mattresses causing havoc in the surburbs
David Conlin 4 years ago
I laughed so much - which isn't funny as I have a touch of bronchitis at the moment.
GC 4 years ago
Get it out. Laughter really is the best medicine right now.
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No Username 4 years ago
OMG we used this review in my literacy class YESTERDAY for determining the writer's tone. What a coincidence, I didn't even think that review was real!!!
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#2
A Cute Amazon Review I Revisit Just For A Smile. An 88 Year Old Woman And Her 92 Year Old Husband Attend A Halloween Party. Btw They Liked The Bee Costume
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Grandma is rocking it. Couldn't tell about grandpa, can't see him 😀
#3
Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?
Evelína Zlá 4 years ago
I had a very favorite mascara... but with the mask situation and all not so fond of it anymore... racoon every day.
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Catlady6000 4 years ago
Anyone remember the review where the OP had been in an accident, she took a selfie in the hospital bed, IV tubes, neck brace, running eye shadow, but on point eyeliner without a bit of smudge
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
My personal go-to have been the Essence Get BIG Lashes Waterproof (blue tube), and the Essence Liquid Ink eyeliner Waterproof. (blue cap, black tube). These things won´t budge, no matter what storm catches you or who makes you cry (good tears and bad). And so cheap! Also cruelty-free!
Evelína Zlá 4 years ago
Hmm... I looked on reviews on the mascara and looks very promising. Thank you for the tip. Will look into the eyeliner too...<3
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To find out more about the community dedicated entirely to the funniest, most genuine, and utterly absurd Amazon reviews, Bored Panda reached out to the moderator u/Pzreich of the subreddit r/AmazonReviews.
Even though the subreddit was created 8 years ago, it didn’t really get a lot of people coming until 2015. Today, the community gets about 90 to 150 posts a month, but the daily amount of submissions varies quite a bit, the mod explained.
When asked about what u/Pzreich defines as a good Amazon review, he said that it’s one which “shares the delightful oddities people possess and share. I personally prefer those where you can really see the person’s thoughts and personality and stories shine through.” This review would be an example of it.
#4
Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System
Angela 4 years ago
Ooooh they are delicious but will not make your teeth white
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Brent Kaufman 4 years ago
Because you're smart enough to not know the current racist ideologies being taught by the media and academia.
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Brent Kaufman 4 years ago
Maybe it was never meant to be free in the first place. Some souls are subjugated by their nature.
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Candles Are For Men Too!
BorPand8 4 years ago
And it sounds like it might be a real review, unlike the others.
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Natalie Bohrteller 4 years ago (edited)
What else should he have said? Toots and nutsack? ;)
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Gyro Pilot 4 years ago
Candles stored in the boot of a car are also an emergency heat source for those stranded by winter weather. Serious, in a small area the heat can be enough to sustain life.
Lúthien 4 years ago
Also makes it easier to start a fire ,(light candle first, tthen use candle to light kindling,)
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Laurie Diggins 4 years ago
I know, right? I almost didn’t buy a leather rucksack because it said “men’s pack”. Also MANY MANY, more so than not, books and articles use “he” as a default instead of “they”.
#6
Ok, I’m Sold!
Meanwhile, a bad review is “generally anything repetitive,” the moderator explained and added that “we’ve had to close quite a few posts that were Amazon users answering questions in a way that didn’t make sense. Turns out, “it was found that they received these in their email and it wasn’t them intentionally answering the question.”
"This can still lead to funny occurrences, but generally it’s not the most interesting to look at, no shame at all to our wonderful members who share them," said u/Pzreich and gave this review as an example.
On the other hand, a fan-favorite funny review is usually one that “doesn’t have to be super long, but it usually falls into the same standards as the good ones,” u/Pzreich said. According to him, simplicity and comedic appeal combined make a perfect Amazon review that entertains people. And this particular one may have it all, according to the moderator.
“I enjoy moderating this subreddit because Amazon reviews are really the gift that keeps on giving since it really is a great medium for capturing a neat essence of human nature,” u/Pzreich concluded.
#7
Found Last Night When Shopping For A LED Collar For Dog
clever username 4 years ago
can you spot the horse? took me a second, had a heart attack.....good times
#8
Definitely Works Well
#9
50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
Maybe the first time he bent it was an accident, but the other times he bent it because he remembered all the sand the guy ordered.
Amber Pate 4 years ago
Your normal mail man works for USPS, not Amazon. Those are different drivers completely. You're revenging the wrong people! Lol
jwashere 4 years ago
As you can see, this was back in 2018. At that time, Amazon didn't deliver right to your door, they simply shipped it to the mailing station. So, UPS would have delivered it.
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#10
That Cuts Deep
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
This person clearly hasn't seen a normal cheap set of scissors in their life... Most are terrible.
#11
This Review For A Mattress Protector
humdrum 4 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/SafeRest-Hypoallergenic-Waterproof-Mattress-Protector/product-reviews/B003PWNGQU/r
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Kimberly Young 4 years ago
How can you post such a glorious review without the link??? I have a cat with bladder problems and I need this!!!
Jacey Lea 4 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003PWNH4Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_38ZFTA96Y9B499W9RXMT
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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
"I could have posted a pic but it's better for everyone if I don't" lmao
Lauren Kerr 4 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/SafeRest-Hypoallergenic-Waterproof-Mattress-Protector/dp/B003PWS9AI/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1
#12
At Least It’s Keto Friendly...
Wanda Maximoff 4 years ago
*Immediately goes to look for comment Because I'm curious*
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#13
Man Has Existential Crisis Over Gaffers Tape
Bill 4 years ago
I'm building a solar field in New England and have to store tape inside my snow suit all day. Cold tape doesn't stick
CB KittyValet 4 years ago (edited)
That is why it is gaffers tape not duct tape. It is specially made to stick "loosely". Gaffers tape is used to tape cables down during TV shoots so people don't trip, hurt themselves and sue. It needs to come up fairly easily and without damaging surfaces after the shoot. Sorry to be pompous.
BusLady 4 years ago
This reminds me of when I was a school photographer. We used a lot of tape.
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A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 3 years ago
i think it doesn't, but i'm not sure.../s
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Brandy Grote 4 years ago
Did he buy the $5 roll rather than the stage quality $20 roll? Did he dunk it in the toilet first?
#14
55 Gallons Of Lubricant
Mumof1 4 years ago
So now we know how you spend your time - and I thought I was the only one :)
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Charlotte 4 years ago
Who needs 55 GALLONS of lube?!! I've been to some fun parties, but sheesh!
Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
I guess those kiddie pool wrestling matches you see in movies really do happen
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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago
What do you do with it?? Jump in and scream "Honey, I'm getting in"??
#15
Graphing Calculator
Levster McGee 4 years ago
These days people try to see how many swears they can write on calculators... Can I go back to the days?
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Stephen Foley 4 years ago
I am nearly 68 and left school 50 years ago. English was my best subject but math was my worst and I hated it. In half a century of real life out of school I have NEVER had to solve a Quadratic Equation.
Sheena Ferr 4 years ago
Yes, Biology or getting a Biology major requires math too (unfortunately). Ask me how I know :/
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MandaPanda 4 years ago
Effing straight up!!!! >:( (creative writing major who BY SOME MIRACLE PASSED ALL HER MATH CLASSES)
Caroline Driver 4 years ago
This must be an old review, does anyone still use calculators any more? And who else had a maths teacher say 'you'd better get used to doing maths, you won't always have a calculator with you'. How I'd love to laugh at them now.
onivdsrapowijap 4 years ago (edited)
People use calculators for algebra and when they need to quickly solve arithmetic to solve an equation, so the calculator doesn't give them the answer but helps them do individual steps. You're obviously still in elementary school and think math is all just arithmetic. Do you know how to solve log7(5)?
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On A Review For Down Pillows... Thanks For The Clarification
Angela B 4 years ago
Yup. Spat out anthoer oreo. Lovin this post so far but will run out of oreos soon...
Livvy-Rose Richards 4 years ago
No feather pillows! DOWN WITH FEATHER PILLOWS! ANIMAL CRUELTY!
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Janet Chaney 4 years ago
down is pulled from live birds...they suffer horribly. PETA has been doing campaigns to stop this....I will never buy anything made with down
Commander Rex 4 years ago
No, have you ever even got within three feet of a cobra chicken? Yeah, they don’t handle being plucked, so even if they are plucked live, the plucker will suffer more then the bird
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Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
Are you sure? Asian countries just rip the feathers from live birds, never mind if you break a leg or wing of the poor creatures whilst you are doing it.
Sandy Kavanaugh 4 years ago
Yes, they do, and waterfowl legs are easily broken. Since it's not the plucker's bird, they don't care if it suffers, gets injured or dies.
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Ellie Finlay 4 years ago
I would like to meet whoever wrote the answer to this question and thank them for making me laugh.
#17
I Was Searching For Transparent Sewing Thread
#18
Can You Replace The Spray
Vic 4 years ago
As an indian, I'm wondering if I can use this for my gravy, if I run out of actual pepper.
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Full of Giggles 4 years ago (edited)
Plot twist: It’s a police department stocking up for a peaceful protest.
onivdsrapowijap 4 years ago
If you live somewhere where you need a gun, you should probably also move to another neighbourhood.
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#19
No King Lives Forever
Myrtle Yoma 4 years ago
It was stuck to a sticky, plastic trap..... Had he thrown it outside, not only would he be littering but would be putting the well-being of the other creature who tried to eat it at risk. I’m not sure if you’ve ever experienced a cricket in your home, but it’s maddening. The mellow drama was exactly what the review needed. If it makes you feel better, the cricket was most likely dead, he just said that for effect.
Jennifer Casey 4 years ago
Couldn't you just drive it down to the park, 50 miles away and release her?
Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago
ack! you killed a cricket instead of putting it outdoors?!? freaking savage.
#20
This Made Me Very Happy
Mary Peace 4 years ago
So you own 3 companies, and they all have staff, and they all want to join you in your bedroom at night? Must be pretty crowded!
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BluEyedSeoulite 4 years ago
Baby stuff is actually awesome for cats. My cats used the bassinet way more than the baby (kept cleaning it, both kiddos would only cosleep). Want a cat bed besides a box the cat will actually use? Changing table pillow/pad!
Valley Girl 4 years ago
She'll make a great mom. Here baby, the cat used to sleep in this. Ignore all the hair and that dead mouse. Hopefully, the gigantic pissed of cat doesn't kill you, and I see you in the morning!
#21
It’s A Trap!
BusLady 4 years ago
Warning: don't go on BP while eating or drinking. It's a legit hazard. :-)
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Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
I'm not ashamed to say my car does this on cold days as well. Rip a fart in it before you get home, park it in the driveway. Next morning fire it up and when it warms up the farts thaw out and hit you again. My wife insists on leather next time.
#22
Not Entirely Sure This Is For Real
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
Lay it on it's side an it takes even longer.
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Michael Capriola 4 years ago
No kidding. Why would the sand in an HOUR GLASS take a whole hour to fall to the bottom? I think this is what the Catholic church calls a "mystery."
cal stotts 4 years ago
MINE WAS CRACKED WHEN I GOT IT, SO I PUT TAPE OVER THE CRACK...BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH "TIME SAND" LEAKED OUT,,,,,,,,SO I NEVER KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M ALWAYS LATE
Lonely panda 4 years ago
Just like my eldest telling me coz fire alarm went off when I was cooking the food coz it was burnt hubby saved the kids lives by doing his own cooking ban length remaining 40 years
#23
A Shining Dog Probiotic Review
Susan Trevaskis-Owen 4 years ago
:::looks at old stinky dog to my right::: :::looks at not-so-old-but-twice-as-stinky dog to my left::: Tell us the brand name, OP. I'm begging you...
Mia Long-Wiwi 4 years ago
Give that person a microphone...sounds like a good stand up routine.
BusLady 4 years ago
I ordered a box of 12 packages of popcorn.There were only 9 packages.When I contacted Amazon, they sent me another box of 12 at no cost. I now have enough popcorn to last til Domesday.
Dean Bernales 3 years ago (edited)
Did someone create another holiday? When exactly is Domesday? Nobody tells me anything...
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Mz Phit 4 years ago
For years I've heard that Grain Free can actually be quite harmful...the FDA did Veterinary studies that found that it can even cause serious health problems in some dogs (canine dilated cardiomyopathy). HOWEVER, when I Google "grain free bad for dogs" every other link has an opposing view. I guess it's just good to be aware that there are potential problems with Grain Free and to check with your veterinarian before changing your pup's diet...
#24
Rip Bob, The Little Roomba That Couldn't
Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago
My boss is wondering why this spreadsheet is so damn funny..
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Greta Toločkaitė 4 years ago
Oh, ours is Boomba, because boom in our language means a bumping sound, and that's what he makes best. To be fair, I do find some dust inside when cleaning the thing, but it doesn't seem there is any less on the carpet so perhaps he just produces it himself. Every now and then hopelessly gets stuck under the armchair and keeps returning there again and again, then starts screaming for help. In the beginning we were worried he is suicidal, but now it's clear that's just innocent attention whoring.
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Ours is named Rob, and he's a bit special but we fell in love and don't want to live without him anymore because we hate sweeping.
Lilly Rose Poppy 4 years ago
Ours is named Rosie. she does the same stuff but we don’t care. She finishes the job crappy or not, and if it is crappy tho, she has to do it again till its rights
Valley Girl 4 years ago
He's enabling Bob! The behavior will never stop. He has to let Bob hit rock bottom. He cannot change for Travis' sake.
Wistre Vist 4 years ago
ours is named 'little strong', but this is an asian household, nobody wears shoes indoors and we have four other vacuum cleaners- so little strong gets dusty and we need to use another vacuum cleaner to vacuum little strong :(
#25
Worked As Advertised
Katy McMouse 4 years ago
I just bought these for my sons. It's handy to know that they won't hear the agonized screeching of my husband as I eviscerate him for, well, just about everything the poor bastard has done since quarantine began. I, unfortunately, have a long memory and a much shorter fuse these days.
Biljana Malesevic 4 years ago
My neighbors love to repair and bang and drill stuff so I immediately checked this item, but it's kinda pricey: 110 $. but this review makes me want to buy it for next time someone renovates.
Hermitbunny 4 years ago (edited)
I've used a different version, but the same brand, and they're great :) They do a pretty good job of blocking out those low vibrations, they blocked out loud snoring in the same room really well for me. It might be a good idea to get something like an expensive accessory from the company's website tho, if possible.
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Likely story! That was just the excuse cuz snitches get stitches! No, officer, I had my headphones on, honest.
Alivia Javeid 4 years ago
I just bought these headphones to avoid hearing my mother screaming at me, and the fact is that they work just as good as ear plugs without listening to anything! Now, when I blast my music I go practically deaf! :D
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
Your point being that as long as you can't hear it you don't have to care? Could have saved the money and used ear plugs.
#26
“World’s Worst Mom”
Moo Moo Futch 4 years ago
Yeah, I'm glad I don't have kids. No, actually I'm ecstatic I don't have them and will never have them.
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
Blinders to protect you from caring? Get some of those ear phones and you won't hear her either. Happy Mothers Day. $99 ear phones and you can't hear her at all.
Xan Maranya 4 years ago (edited)
Could be she needs probiotics, like #23 above. Stinky moods can come from a bad gut.
#27
“It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”
Valley Girl 4 years ago
At least he had enough class to get the tasteless flavor for squirming around on the bathroom floor.
TruthMonsterHunter 4 years ago
I showed this to my therapist and she's finally letting me kill myself. PS That is not my meme.
Commander Rex 4 years ago
Local man cures depression with this mind blowing trick! (Joking)
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As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
I stick them on Bird Of Paradise flowers to make them look like strange birds!
#29
I Love When Reviewers Post Photos
BusLady 4 years ago
How did she get in? And how did she get out? (I'm assuming she did get out.)
#30
Review For A Sprinkler
Stephanie Did It 4 years ago
I like the ones that go chchchchchch shoop shoop shoop chchchchchch shoop shoop shoop
#31
Found This Gem While Buying Ant Poison
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
What is this product? We used Terro baits all summer, but I still had to spray the monsters.
Attila Ángyán 4 years ago
I have winged ants swarming periodically on my porch throughout the summer, tens of thousands of them from every crack. I give them a light sprinkle of WD40 and they are all drop dead/vanish within 5 minutes.
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Dean Bernales 3 years ago
I'm sitting in amazement over how killing ants is typically normal while trapping and removal of a cricket had people losing their minds. Oh well
bree Ndeed 4 years ago
“Soilder.” Sorry i have a tendency to repeat incorrect words in comments, sort of like Brick Heck from The Middle.
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
Next time box them up and ship them to their doom . Save the ant eaters. Or maybe dock their pay because they let so many get through the lines and into our domain.
Load More Replies... Cheryl Fontaine 4 years ago
Just put a thin line of tea tree oil wherever you don't want them. It's not poison, which I will never use. It works.
#32
Dammit Chapman
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
He wrote that in the polite days where good manners and respect were the thing.. not like to day..so no wonder you could not relate..
#33
A Review For Spoons
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
But are you able to dig your way out of a prison-cell? That's the important question here
Ram Lastname 4 years ago
Hey diddle diddle... It's the dish that ran away with the spoon, remember?
Load More Replies... Schrodinger's Cat 4 years ago
...Great for spoon-type activities... Such a bonus that they are spoon shaped!
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
Love her sense of humor and imagination. She made a spoon interresting.
#34
Humbling But In A Life Changing Way
Purr·maid 4 years ago
Must've been that "front pocket" 'balloon' he was talking about.
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April Bailey 4 years ago
OMG - Go and look at the product - it is a separate pocket that sticks out. The other reviews are great also!
Tina Stalcup 4 years ago
My husband has a pair...looks like he stuffed a squirrel in them. Or maybe they do that to make guys look all the more alluring to their partners? Either way it certainly does a fantastic jobs in both those departments.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
Never mind the review, I'm worried because the description specifies it has a separate pouch.
#35
Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff
Mary Peace 4 years ago
Never mind a herb garden, I need an indoor garden thingy, and I need it NOW!!!
Deena Salzman 4 years ago
This seriously makes me want one. I am so cranky in the mornings and love fresh herbs!
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
They're probably out of stock now... I bet they'll sell like crazy during the pandemic
#36
A Rock Solid Buttocks
Amalie Plougmann 4 years ago
So they blur out the man "balloon" in the pants but not a woman's literal but-
#37
"I Should Have Picked A Different Color"
Kendra Miller 4 years ago
These leggings could be her "I want to wear a dress but I don't feel like shaving leggings". I kinda want a pair now, they would be very useful since my skin is pale, my hair is black and it grows FAST, so you can see my stupid prickles by lunchtime
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Teresa Taylor 4 years ago
YES!! They would be my favorite pants. I'd probably get a few extra pairs. Maybe "decorate" the front with a fuzzy yarn patch to really freak people out.
Load More Replies... Schrodinger's Cat 4 years ago
Just write "Yes, I'm wearing pants" on your shirt. Problem solved-
Gay and trans Ethan 4 years ago
my boyfriend walked past me and said "um shes not wearing pants..." XD
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Mwhahahahahaha. I fully thought she was pantless. Some people do this, go out in pants matching their skin tone.
Piper McLean 4 years ago
I have a pair of yellowish pants that match my skin tone. Every time i wear them no one thinks I have pants on
#38
You Should
Yettichild 4 years ago
I'm sitting in this exact chair right now. I can confirm that it does not smell.
Anna Repp 4 years ago
Got the same chair (only in pink) for my daughter for Christmas. It does smell - like leather. Because it's made of leather. Not a stink, but a faint fine leather smell. I like it.
Mike Rodrick 4 years ago
I bought a laptop cover that had a strong chemical smell. It took 2 weeks for it to go away.
#39
I Hope Bernard Gets His Act Together
#40
Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now
Lonely panda 4 years ago
Not the oreos what they ever done to u oreos have rights😂
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#41
So Like, Where Are The Wolves?
Ivo H 4 years ago
These kind of comments sure are funny, but they should NEVER be an excuse to give the product one-star rating. You can write anything you want, but the star rating should always reflect your REAL experience.
Wendillon 4 years ago
maybe they hated the movie and the one star actually reflects the amount of enjoyment it gave them?
Load More Replies... Mary Peace 4 years ago
If the film was as the OP (supposedly) thought, there would have been animals in the cover picture, not just people. Also he could have read the description.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
I don't remember a kid dressed as a bee on the cover. Been a while since I saw the movie, though.
MAKtheknife 4 years ago
And I believe has the title of the most times the F* word was said in a movie
#42
He Ordered A Terabyte Ssd... And Got Wood
Logan Cheng 4 years ago
I gonna go out on a limb and say "no" and am now realizing I unintentionally made a tree joke
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Joyce Deering 4 years ago
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he wood not endorse this product.
Sarah Simons 4 years ago
The scammers do have to pay bills though, money doesn't grow on trees.
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Meredith Gossland 4 years ago
Paid $65 for a sewing machine when the package was delivered, it fit in my mailbox. No sewing machine, just 5 disposable covid masks. Don't order from wish unless you are wishing for a big surprise. (not a happy one)
#43
In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket
Alien 4 years ago
This is why I have a weighted stuffed animal. It’s meant for children 3-9 but I’m 13 and I am perfectly fine 😤. I have a weighted blanket but it always either fell off the bed or hurt my arms so I got a weighted stuffed dragon and I love him. His name is Zeke 😌
Loralie Chase 4 years ago
ooh where did you get yours? I have the same problem
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Jon-Paul McGowan 4 years ago
As a widower from a weighted blanket, I would like to add my confirmation to this review.
Dean Bernales 3 years ago
I now identify as a weighted blanket. My wife just says "get off me, you're heavy..."
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
And I was just looking at the ads today in 36 degrees Celcius with high humidity today..I do not have a riva I am aware of yet.l..
#44
A Fair Question
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
That cancer warning law backfired. Everything now causes cancer, and no one cares or pays attention to the warning. Making it ineffectual, therefore the companies are still liable if they use cancer causing stuff. Lookin at you, Monsanto.
John Carr 4 years ago
No, everything causes cancer in California. In the rest of the world, only some of them do.
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starhunter64 4 years ago
i can totally see some one reading these questions at HQ and for the first like, ten actually looking for answers before saying, F IT!!! THIS IS COMMON SENSE DAMN IT JANET! and just being brutally honest to all the internet idiots
#45
Woman Hides Laptop In Oven, Rates 5 Stars For Surving The Heat!
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
I think there IS something wrong with the laptop. It repeated the first 4 lines of the review!
Phoebe Carter 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's just two screenshots underneath each other (sorry if that was sarcasm though)
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Tre Bluey Orbs 4 years ago
If you live in a ghetto neighborhood it doesn't seem like you'd be able just to go buy a new laptop right away. And why keep it in the oven when there are much better places to hide something like that. Like say, under the couch? It was only a matter of time before this happened. I wonder where the new one is being hidden now.
#46
Perhaps Rethink Shipping?
J. Cole 4 years ago
My son has a pet frog that needs to be fed live bugs. We buy him crickets, but from a pet store. Yes, living creatures tend to eat other living things. Also, living creatures tend to do stupid things like ship boxes full of tiny crickets instead of putting them in a bag, then a box.
N G 4 years ago
How the f**k did the Amazon Warehouse get 1000 live crickets into the box in the first place?
N G 4 years ago
OMG, I thought I'd done my own censoring, but didn't catch the autocorrect putting it back! 🤭
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Candice Ravel 4 years ago
I used to order 3,000 live crickets every 2 weeks for my reptiles. You learn after the first cricket exodus how to release them without losing any. I eventually started breeding my own reptile food (dubia roaches, which are super easy to breed and much better than crickets) and never looked back.
#47
Cannot Stop Laughing
Nico Di Angelo 4 years ago
Sooooooo... I didn’t know if I should get Tyson a present but I guess if it’s made for him.....
Xan Maranya 4 years ago (edited)
It could be a balaclava, worn to keep the head warm for sports and such.
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Xan Maranya 4 years ago (edited)
It could be a balaclava, worn to keep the head warm for sports and such.
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Dawn Adams 4 years ago
It may be a compression sock. They have an opening in the sock about at the ball of the foot.
Gloria J Williams 4 years ago
This is the first head condom I have ever seen and to think the condom broke.
#48
This Gave Me A Good Laugh
Kelly Von Tee 4 years ago
That actually looks like the duvet cover I bought on Amazon, and yes it's nice and soft!
#49
Hehe
Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
Really? The person left negative feedback and the seller laughed at them.
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Ordered Hair Clips And Found This
Logan Cheng 4 years ago
Its like those ads when its talking about depression, then it suddenly states "if only Timmy had gone to McDonalds"
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Cecile Desjardins 4 years ago
I sincerely am grateful to you for sharing the picture of your cat. Cat pictures make my day. Thank you.
Wandaluzt 4 years ago
This is a review from Amazon. Not something someone has posted on here.
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#51
This Is One Unsatisfied Customer!
Angela B 4 years ago
I actually bought this bowl for my dog.... am now having second thoughts about using it....
NoWayNoWay 4 years ago
I have one, pup seems fine with it. Really does help with slowing down his eating.
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LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
This bowl didn't work for my dog, but for different reasons... He's a 10 pound chihuahua, so he was able to get his tiny tongue in the crevices and snarf down his food at the same speed lol
Dark Side of the Loom 4 years ago
I have a similar one for my dog, the first time she took 9 minutes to eat, instead of her usual 45 seconds!
#52
Short And Sweet. I Ordered It
#53
Be Gone, She Devil!
Megan Curl 4 years ago
It’s a Roman Catholic thing: water that’s been blessed by a priest.
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Anchors Away Matey!
Faith Nicole 4 years ago
Aww, he looks SO happy with his new hat.. and 211 people found his smiling face helpful
#55
Moderation Is Key
Truth Monster 4 years ago
Yeah, you can die from caffeine overdose. Don't do it. Who else will I annoy on Bored Panda :)
Load More Replies... Hugh Cookson 4 years ago
Ah, the American problem, along with opioids, obesity, poverty, homelessness, uncaringness .... need I go on ?
#56
A Self Tanner That Gets The Job Done
#57
I Spit Out My Tea While Shopping For Women’s Underwear
My O My 4 years ago
Then there wouldn't even be enough space for a quater of a giblet
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Looking Into Buying A Bidet
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
People were hoarding toilet paper and I sat regally upon my throne with warm water and air dancing (or oscillating) attendance to my needs.
#59
Review On Fake Teeth
#60
World's Best Sponges
Nico Di Angelo 4 years ago
Yea CHB was closed so like half of us just in the woods like wassup. Eventually since I had the most experience we started a pack. Traveling together. With this many ppl monsters don’t stand a chance. Although if someone coughs we all leave them in the night. Hope they still alive! (Srsly tho high chance that they aren’t sooooooo 🤷🏻♂️
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Hugh Cookson 4 years ago
Woah, this takes 'worshiping' to a whole new level of delusional ........ personally, my unicorn god along with my oral sex god ' shegobble' (and not forgetting the tooth faery), are more than enough to keep me on the straight and narrow .....
#61
A Review Of Shorts
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
To quote the gospel according to Gunther "Hey, buddy! This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house!"
#62
"Thumb" Up!
Hugh Cookson 4 years ago
WTF - $1700 to sort an emergency !!! You people in the US have a seriously fcked up medical / healthcare system. Now that the grown ups are in the White House try to get something in place that allows everyone to be treated FOR NOTHING, until you sort out who is taking the piss .....
Kathy Smith 4 years ago
Actually, since he went to the ER, he got off cheap for here in the US.
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#63
On A Sweet And Spicy Mustard
#64
The Earplugs Work
#65
I Mean... They're Not Wrong
#66
Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem
#67
I Had Such A Crappy Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It
#68
Review For Fiber Pills
Helenium 4 years ago
If you have constipation the best thing is warm water and black treacle. Drink it on the loo as it’s. Key to opening the bowls works a treat
Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
Or maybe don't take medical advice from Bored Panda. I dunno.
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Finally Found One In The Wild
Schrodinger's Cat 4 years ago
But also- Where can I find these? I have a sudden urge to walk up the wall now...
Faith Nicole 4 years ago
what is the name of these boots so I can buy 2 pairs; one for my feet & then the smallest size to stick my hands in them. I want to climb up the wall, onto the ceiling and yell until my boyfriend wakes up & watch him freak the f*ck out that I'm on the ceiling over him while he's waking up
#70
A Review For Natural Deodorant
Jill Ferguson 4 years ago
I just snort laughed. Also consider how awful some cheeses smell - blue cheese?
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Still, an improvement over the aroma of Campbell's Vegetable Soup that wafts past now and then
#71
Poor Guy
#72
That's Wassup Amanda
Nico Di Angelo 4 years ago
Wait u live in pants! I live in my oversized jacket. Does everyone else live in clothing?
#73
Time To Get A Divorce Caw Caw
#74
642 People Think This Is How Tvs Are Measured
Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
I've always wondered, why are computer monitors and TV screens measured diagonally? I think it's just because the numbers are more impressive. Ideas?
martin734 4 years ago
Because saying a tv has a 50 inch screen is easier than saying it has a 43.6 x 24.5 inch screen
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it's me again 4 years ago
TVs & monitors are measured on the diagonal. Always have been. Used to be common knowledge in the order generation. Why they are is another question. Right up there with why is fuel priced at $3.50 9/10?
#75
Phone Charger From Hell
#76
Right Round
#77
I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
As long as our voting processes work - as they just did - there will be no "socialist take over". And unless you are making over $150,000, you will actually benefit from a little "socialism" like medical care and free school lunches for hungry kids.
The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago
Well said, Brandy Grote.
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Scott 4 years ago
"Socialism is a scare word they have hurled at every advance the people have made in the last 20 years. Socialism is what they call public power. Socialism is what they called Social Security. Socialism is what they called farm price supports. Socialism is what they called bank deposit insurance. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labour organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people." -Harry S. Truman, 1952.
Rachel Peterson 4 years ago
"...the socialist..."? Dude, change your news source to improve your diet!
Caroline Seguin 4 years ago
Animal food is more expensive than human food. This is insane. Socialist take over? Very uneducated person
Kallyn Desmarais 4 years ago
By the way, Meow Mix is not good for cats. It's cheap and full of fillers that aggravate/create digestive issues and skin conditions.
#78
Skincare Product: Asking The Right Questions
Ian Koch 4 years ago
the nose is part of the face on some animals (including humans). Its purpose is to breathe...
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#79
This Review Made Me Crack Up The Entire Day
Faith Nicole 4 years ago (edited)
That price... there's no way in hell!! And after googling this exact product at best buy they are $1,999.98 on sale from $2,400. So ya, thank God that was a typo in the ad 🤣
#80
This Isn't The T-Shirt I Ordered
Kallyn Desmarais 4 years ago
Just tell the truth. If your wife doesn't believe you, you guys have bigger problems than you think. Smh.
Wandaluzt 4 years ago
Yeah go back to 2018 when the review was posted and tell him that.
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Daily Activities...
Lydia Shen 4 years ago
You, you... You climbed a mountain in sorta heels and your mad they're broken? I mean you CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN at least wear sports shoes? This isn't the shoes fault?
Hugh Cookson 4 years ago
I suspect this might be irony ........... something you may not get x
Load More Replies... Faith Nicole 4 years ago
Shoes are find for being a daily shoe.. but the idiot who decides to climb a mountain in sandals, well... you got what was coming to you sweetheart. I wouldn't give only a 1 star review because of human error on your part made the shoes break.
Schrodinger's Cat 4 years ago
Not great for daily activities, you can't scale a mountain in them.
#82
I Laughed When I Saw This
#83
Senior Woman Asthma Wall Decal
Faith Nicole 4 years ago
Questions as to why you would buy an old lady puffing on an inhaler sticker?
#85
Yup He's A Prick
#86
Which Is It?
#88
Pre-Owned Wii Reviews
#89
One Is Just Upside Down
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Nico Di Angelo 4 years ago (edited)
🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎵 no one has figured it out yet 🎵 even with the upvotes I’m getting 🎶 Seriously tho. NOT A SINGLE PERSON
CrispyPlop 4 years ago
Happy Birthday. Seriously. It's your day. Cozy up in bed. Binge Netflix until your eyes roll out of your sockets. I don't care. Do something you want to do, without feeling guilty. 'Cause today, that doesn't matter. Today, all that matters it what you want, fellow Panda.
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Ivana 4 years ago
I wish they showed what some of the products are. I want that mattress protector. I got dogs, a rabbit, and a husband that sleep in my bed and not one of them seems to appreciate how much work it is to shampoo vac up their messes. You know how much it sucks to wake up to your dog vomiting on the bed you just cleaned that very same night when your husband spilled sweet tea on it because he was trying to carry the other dog, the rabbit, and the sweet tea at the same time? Also want that weighted blanket. I would like to construct a wall around me when I sleep.
Janelle Collard 4 years ago
Amazon won't let ME review stuff any more, just the scammer-bots from outside the US: "unusual reviewing activity." I've had an Amazon account for 21 yrs. + only leave reviews for the crappy items/sellers.
Nico Di Angelo 4 years ago (edited)
🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎵 no one has figured it out yet 🎵 even with the upvotes I’m getting 🎶 Seriously tho. NOT A SINGLE PERSON
CrispyPlop 4 years ago
Happy Birthday. Seriously. It's your day. Cozy up in bed. Binge Netflix until your eyes roll out of your sockets. I don't care. Do something you want to do, without feeling guilty. 'Cause today, that doesn't matter. Today, all that matters it what you want, fellow Panda.
Load More Replies... Ivana 4 years ago
I wish they showed what some of the products are. I want that mattress protector. I got dogs, a rabbit, and a husband that sleep in my bed and not one of them seems to appreciate how much work it is to shampoo vac up their messes. You know how much it sucks to wake up to your dog vomiting on the bed you just cleaned that very same night when your husband spilled sweet tea on it because he was trying to carry the other dog, the rabbit, and the sweet tea at the same time? Also want that weighted blanket. I would like to construct a wall around me when I sleep.
Janelle Collard 4 years ago
Amazon won't let ME review stuff any more, just the scammer-bots from outside the US: "unusual reviewing activity." I've had an Amazon account for 21 yrs. + only leave reviews for the crappy items/sellers.
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