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The supermarket, just like the subway or the airport , is a place where life unfolds in the most natural way. In fact, it captures the human experience so well, you can even sometimes feel as if you aren't shopping, but watching a play.

There's Sam from the Night's Watch in the lead role of a cashier, a "Nana Slicer" on a shelf, competing for the most intense prop design award ever, and a couple getting married in the garden section at a local Walmart. So next time you walk into a store, view it as you would a Tony Award-winning improvisation, and I promise you, it'll make the experience so much better. In the meantime, scroll down to check out this list by Bored Panda which includes the strangest moments in shopping history!

#1

I Met This Gentleman At The Grocery Store Today And Asked If I Could Take A Photo Of Him

I Met This Gentleman At The Grocery Store Today And Asked If I Could Take A Photo Of Him

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Laugh Fan
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos to you both for spreading the message!

Tony Moon
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Rita Miller why shame? Polio kills those it does not maim, the vaccine would have prevented a life time in this chair. Shame on you for ignoring the truth.

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Pamela24
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One more thing no one has said yet - kudos to the man taking the picture for asking first. :)

BusLady
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should know. Bless his heart. My great Aunt had polio as a child, and she had severe physical disabilities. But she never let it stop her. She had spirit like this man.

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Four words that could change the lives of many people for the better...

Wil Vanderheijden
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly this message still isn't clear enough for a lot of anti-vaxers. And it all could be so easily resolved by proper legislation to force all parents to have their children vacinated. Thanks to anti-vaxxers a lot of diseases which were almost abolished are returning. I hope that they can live with the thought that thanks to them people are dying because their children are spreading diseases.

Kjorn
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah... antivaxx doesn't care about the fact even if we put it in their face and rub it in.

lunanoir69
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blessings to this gentleman, and thanks to him for putting anti-vaxxers in their place!!!

diane a
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

good for him - I hope it convinced a few anti-vaxers

Mikleo
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, anti-vaxers are more likely to blame his condition on vaccines.

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SirWriteALot
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing! I love it when people deal with their situation and keep their good humor. We need more people like him to show these antivaxxers just how wrong they are.

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    #2

    My Local Grocer Is Getting Pretty Creative With Their Soda Boxes

    My Local Grocer Is Getting Pretty Creative With Their Soda Boxes

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really genius, it takes a very creative mind even to think of doing something like that, specially with Soda bottles.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also takes doing some planning: creating a sketch first, counting how much of which color you need vs. have, how much place you need vs. have ... to see if it's even feasible

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone on night-shift clearly had time on their hands - love it

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's-a winnnn-er!!!! << Mario voice.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wouldn't want to buy any and mess up the display!

    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to be a merchandiser for Coca-Cola. They used to put up pretty cool displays...but nothing like this.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it keeps the job from getting boring.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until some jerk comes in and says" I want that one, down at the very bottom."

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    Susan Mercurio
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably done by some entry-level stocker who isn't being paid enough.

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    #3

    I Was Going To Buy Some Chips When I Noticed This Little Guy

    I Was Going To Buy Some Chips When I Noticed This Little Guy

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    Lisa Laberge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy the cat BUY THE CAT !!!!!!

    Lola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite flavor. I’ll take it :).

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you pet the cheese onion? I would have pet the cheese onion.

    Marvel Monster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was there, I would insist on buying it for the price of a Cheese and Onion. It IS in the box...

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to see store cats. It' means they don't have a rat problem. Every Home Depot has cat's that live there for that reason.

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i Love store cats Gerry. Unfortunately though the latter isn't actually so; back 4 yrs. ago 1 store in S. Carolina made national news after management decided to kick out a stray that had lived there for 13 yrs.. Due to an Change.Org petition w/ over 1,500 signatures, Depot the black female cat won the right to remain there! Wish it were true though...

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    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that and a bag of chips!

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    #4

    Made My Week

    Made My Week

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a stupid question get an accurate one back.

    Hannah Ingram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not really a stupid question it's just not worded the best

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    Atieno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really hoping she meant if they come in different sizes and not actual growth.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of smart@ss response.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Ma'am, but they can make you get bigger, if you eat too much on Thanksgiving Day.

    David KH Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it can get bigger. Defrost it , inject brines into meat areas for enlargement. Just like lip injections

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the poultry companies do that routinely - "added value" - ie - increase the wweight of the product

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    Ben Kopicz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So-I shot my first turkey yesterday for Thanksgiving. I Scared the s**t out of everyone in the frozen food section

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be in the "funny puns" meme

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    #5

    Brazilian Man In A Supermarket

    Brazilian Man In A Supermarket

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's a scoccer scout about they should sign him up asap...

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it's the most natural thing in the world for him. Maybe it is! Very cool video!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people would have just left it on the floor. Seriously, I've seen people throw trash on the ground 6" from a trash bin.

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    #6

    A Dad Being A Dad At A Supermarket

    A Dad Being A Dad At A Supermarket

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a funny dad, the one who makes his kids life hell and hilarious!

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an exquisite face! Goodness and kindness and a sense oh humour. A dad to cherish.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a cool dad! (Get it? 😁)

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    #7

    German Shepherd Helping His Hooman

    German Shepherd Helping His Hooman

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it looks like the lead is tied to the handle..????

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    tarebear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they have to do is put a sundress and a hat on the pupper and no one would ever know!!!

    Kathleen Miller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog know where the sales are!!

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna grab some beer...you go grab the Gravy Train

    Darla Spicer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like her lead is too short and tied to the cart not allowing her to get down on all fours. Not good!

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German shepherd is a much better shopping companion than i am, that's for certain! Haa-haa-haa. He made me giggle till i coughed.

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    #8

    Couple Goals

    Couple Goals

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute. Going to do that at the supermarket next time we both go! Online supermarket shopping is SO boring in comparison!

    Al Bo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm over 30 and I still ride the cart to the car. Never had any one push me, though :(

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn left right here, Henry. No, I said left. You never listen to me.

    allison marie newton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww so cute. my great grandma insists that she gets to sit in the cart when we go shopping :)

    lunanoir69
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that I am this lady when I'm her age!!!!

    Bored Office Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something me and my husband would do lol.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how grandma is riding the shopping cart like a little kid.

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    #9

    “Come Eat With Us, Danny"

    “Come Eat With Us, Danny"

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    Gaby Redin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also two little old ladies here in my neighborhood that aren't twins but dress up and put on their makeups identical as if they were twins. The funny thing is they are always bickering and arguing one another. And yes they're short and tiny and their makeup is out of wack....

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see a photo of them! Especially their out of whack makeup!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making people smile for decades.

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna write this but..."REDRUM"

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad i'm not the only one. is Danny standing behind them in pink shirt w/ a creepy/cool bunny design on it?

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    Melvin Dragvelk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the girls from the "Shining" all grow up. Run I tell you, RUN !!!!

    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, you and I said the same thing! too funny

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    Chyppa Homer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 grannies for Danny. He must be the fattest man alive :D

    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They remind me of the twins in the movie "The Shining"

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's the creepiest title... can feel the hairs standing up on my neck. Yikes! has me thinking that's actually them, yet they seem too cute... take that back just caught sight of the man in the pink shirt w/ creepy cool design on it - it's Danny!

    Kate Hallberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met them also! I thought it was at King Soopers so the only reason they'd be at Safeway was for cake and ribs! I had identical twin aunties who were less identical to me than than than these ladies. I hope they're well.

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    #10

    So My Grandpa Saw Wilting Plants At Wal-Mart, and Started Watering Them (He Is Not A Employe)

    So My Grandpa Saw Wilting Plants At Wal-Mart, and Started Watering Them (He Is Not A Employe)

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction : He is the hero type world "needs" a lot more! Which ain't deserve s**t!

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    Sarah Hartness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is why walmart is still going strong. Their customers take better care of the stores then their employees. Which, from how I hear they treat their employees, not really surprised

    Alida Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Pay's c**p and they don't train people for the departments they are assigned to.

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    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they offer him a job after that? Obviously the person that's supposed to do it isn't.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of those good people who go to a shop and organize mixed things like books, DVDS and other stuff.

    Karen Woodruff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always want to, maybe I will be brave enough next time! <3

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been so tempted to do this at Home Depot! The local nursery is more expensive but they take better care of their plants.

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    #11

    Showdown At The Supermarket

    Showdown At The Supermarket

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they touch each other there will be a matter-antimatter explosion...

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they pee beside each other , they better not cross the streams, just to be sure.

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    Thomas Yale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I bought a humidifier and dehumidifier and let them fight it out in the back room.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in front is like: Is that guy tailing me?

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yes - i'd really love to have the sweatshirt on the left!

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something for everyone at the store.

    Jessamyn Zolcznski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to be IN your head

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who should you be more afraid of?

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your talking about the guys... from nearly fifteen years experience... the guy on the right. The guy's posture on the left is reading as unconfident and submissive (hands closer, feet spaced closer, and physically remaining closer to the edge of the walking space,) also, the blue jeans and whatever he's wearing for boots looks really unproffessional. the other's guy's dress is neater and the shoes he's wearing are appropriate for long hours on your feet.

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    #12

    Damn Illegal Aliens Stealing Our Jobs

    Damn Illegal Aliens Stealing Our Jobs

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, what the hell. I'll pay them to come and vacuum my house if the space ship doesn't mind making a detour.

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the queen alien is done supporting her children and they have to find real jobs beyond terrorizing Ripley.

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they mostly hoover at night, mostly.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously.. what's with all your down votes recently (was this one to clever for them...).. Up vote from me...

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the Twighlight Zone - in colour - with Henry the Hoover

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY'RE STEALIN' ARE JURBS!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Build a wall! Build a wall!

    David KH Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to clean the area for their queen....to breed

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    #13

    Sometimes I Like To Go To IKEA And Pretend I'm In A Swedish Arthouse Film

    Sometimes I Like To Go To IKEA And Pretend I'm In A Swedish Arthouse Film

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    Fiona Messenger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly perfectly, if it weren't for the price tag :-)

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    Kat K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made my day...thank you :D

    Azure Adams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a great idea!!! I'm going to start doing that too

    Lola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least hide the price on the chair :).

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nailed it...just don't try to use the funky @ss wrench

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no! It can't be! They ran out of Swedish Fish!

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look more like a swedish who got dumped by his girlfriend! :D

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a serie of pictures please. I would like to see that.

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    #14

    Saw This Guy Sleeping In A Bodega In NYC

    Saw This Guy Sleeping In A Bodega In NYC

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost made it to the battery section...

    Gerry Higgins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cats head-press like that they are usually ill or hurting.

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a neurological problems if it's not regular had bumping on people or things.

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    Meowton Mewsk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that cats do this sometimes if they are sick. I know healthy cats do it too but to see a cat doing it in the middle of the floor of a bodega is unsettling. I hope KitKat is okay.

    Sabrina Tobar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is head pressing and that's a serious condition that needs to be checked by a vet...it happens to dogs too!

    Ruth Hempsey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's unnatural, should be taken to a vet. 😥

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    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not funny. That is head pressing. This is a cat I in pain and distress. They usually do it against walls but floors are common too. It’s not the same as when your cat stalls asleep on the back of the couch with its face buried.

    Marika Stanway
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's often do this if they are in pain or discomfort. It's been associated with brain tumours or older cats getting too old and feeling poorly in general. It's cute, in a way, sure.. but it always worries me when I see a cat doing this.

    godavari doke
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping or bowing to the almighty

    Sabrina Tobar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's head pressing..that is a serious condition that needs to be check by a vet...dogs suffer it too!! poor thing!

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    #15

    Walmart Has Some Terrifying Products. Nana Wasn't Too Happy About It

    Walmart Has Some Terrifying Products. Nana Wasn't Too Happy About It

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *no nanas were harmed in the making of this product*

    Nope
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's clearly got a cutting sense of humor

    Douglas Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that product sucks. It mashes the two ends with the green sides leaving a messy, mangled, deformed banana mush.

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not you nana....it’s for the OTHER nana

    Carol Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's this or you're going to a home, Nana...

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    #16

    Looks Like Sam Didn't Make The Cut At The Citadel

    Looks Like Sam Didn't Make The Cut At The Citadel

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    Bill Stade
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to explain this one to me.

    Sarah-Marie Gilbert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks a lot like Samwell Tarley, a character of Game of Thrones, so this is a reference to GoT ;)

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    Bill
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local walmart and I worked with that guy in the past. This post was the first time it dawned on me that he looks like Samwell

    Cuitlahuac Guerra
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chumlee? that's where you end up after all the legal problems?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he looked like Chumlee from P**n Stars.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For him this is the citadel, he can read all the information on all items!

    Tonya Fernandez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do a second look. He looks my daughters' ex boyfriend..... Who 's name is Sam and He worked at Wal Mart when they were together lol

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    #17

    Wear The Same Color Shirt As Apple Store Staff And You Can Recommend Android Phones For A Few Hours Before They Kick You Out

    Wear The Same Color Shirt As Apple Store Staff And You Can Recommend Android Phones For A Few Hours Before They Kick You Out

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    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. nothing like paying to have your data siphoned off. okay, apple's not much better, but lets be honest, android's fanbois are just as fanboish as apple's fanbois.

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    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know one woman who has a problem that usually at least one person always think that she is an employee when she visits any store. That happens even though she would wear totally different clothes than the store staff. So instead of correcting them that she is not a staff member she has trolled plenty of people. For example if she is in a hypermarket and someone asks from her where to find a specific item she will probably tell them to search it from the another store. Then those people will ride many kilometres to get that item. :D That woman has no idea why so many people always automatically thinks that she is a staff member.

    Al Bo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same problem at Walmart (not my preferred store but they have the floss I like). For some reason wearing dark khaki pants make people assume I'm an employee, doesn't matter what kind of shirt I have on (graphic tee, plaid, etc.) At least one person will stop me while walking the main pathway too all if I work there. I'll assist the best I can anyway.

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    Nadine Hughey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if he saw this on Big Bang Theory.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally laughed out loud.

    Id row
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lemmings wouldn't be deterred anyway.

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    #18

    I Found This In The Seafood Department Of My Local Supermarket

    I Found This In The Seafood Department Of My Local Supermarket

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! But some child might miss his/her doll!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that episode of Rugrats where a fish eats Cynthia.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its Jonah! He's now known as Joanna.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh dun. Duh dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun.

    Thomas Yale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

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    #19

    Lady And Her Cat

    Lady And Her Cat

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felix insisted on going to the store with Mom. Last time she got the wrong kind of fish.

    Koala007
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kind'a woman (i love cats)

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - people who want to wear real fur should have to wear the whole live animal

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    Lili Képes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely the most sustainable and wildlife-conscious fur scarf ever seen. :)

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe. okay, in this context, sure. In the context of some crazy rich person trying to show off and not feel guilty about it...

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a fur collar! How funny.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be this level of cat lady!

    Gryffindor Grace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY SO MANY CATS?!? WHICH SUPERMARKET IS THIS?!? I NEED TO VISIT!!!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is one in barrow in furness which has it's own cat - cannot keep it out because of the automatic doors - our lical hospital had the same problem - the cat just took up residence in the waiting area - all staff and locals were worried when it went missing for a couple of days

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    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm coming with you so you don't buy me cheap cuts!!!

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    #20

    Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

    Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the same cat as in an earlier one

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still looking for the pet food aisle

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    Claire A.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "J'zargo is ready for more adventure." --best Skyrim companion

    Amorella Moon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that there is a cat with a side quest!

    Wezbie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +1 for the Skyrim reference

    Mascha Claessens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, a reference that I actually get! So exciting! X'D

    Beatrice Neniute
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1+ Sneak! Best Khajiit in the store ever.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same little guy from another picture here. I think he owns this supermarket.

    Christine Musal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the cat has a quest for you

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, the judgement is strong with this one.

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    #21

    This Kid Went From Row To Row

    This Kid Went From Row To Row

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    Melissa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something that I could see Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes doing!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! I bet many adults wouldn't know how to do it.

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    #22

    Walmart Baby Has Seen Some Sh*t

    Walmart Baby Has Seen Some Sh*t

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just saw a 300 pound woman wearing a thong and see thru yoga pants.

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this fat shaming? Nah I'm just kidding. I just wanted to make you feel bad.

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    Bill Stade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been around lots of babies, I can tell you this one is busy filling his diaper.

    Barbara Simms
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. He seems to have shat in his pantaloons.

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    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he hasn't seen some s#it...maybe he's s#itting. :D

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People of walmart spotted !

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor baby! I hope he didn't see a couple having sex in there!

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor poor baby gotta be subjected to the people of Walmart

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it is at a Wal-mart after all. there ought to be certain age requirements!

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    #23

    It's 4am. This Is What I Find In Walmart

    It's 4am. This Is What I Find In Walmart

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Mothers Day! That gun won't protect you.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt see the heading above the cards - lol - cops have mothers too

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it's clearly getting close to Valentine's day. Probably one mentioned buying something for his wife and they all went "Oh C**p..it's that holiday!!"

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you there at 4 a.m. for the same reason?

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they late or early for mothers day?

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late for Valentine's Day, early for Mother's Day

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    Lisa Laberge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very tight securiity in that particular store - lol

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    #24

    Security Tried To Get This Cat Out Of My Local Supermarket. Failed

    Security Tried To Get This Cat Out Of My Local Supermarket. Failed

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised there are still items on the shelf!

    Borgia 137
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just give him some time- he got only 4 paws!

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    Neb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat - Security: 1 - 0

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on that cats face. Like "Come closer and I'll make you call the ambulance..."

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sweetie packets will be on the floor soon..

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That store belongs to that cat now. Best to just accept it.

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has that certain look of an iron will coupled with accepting no defeat at all cost! he's simply triumphant-cat!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop discriminating against him. He's a paying customer too.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get cat out of Supermarket but you will be never able to get supermarket out of cat. Now feline owns it.

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat has one goal: try to take over the world!

    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's helping to sell the product and from the looks of the near empty shelf it's working

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    #25

    I Take My Hedgehog Grocery Shopping, And No One Tells Me To Stop

    I Take My Hedgehog Grocery Shopping, And No One Tells Me To Stop

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very, very cute. Possibly not fair to a little hedgehog though...

    sav
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't think why it wouldn't be kind! Hedgehogs that are pets need just as much exposure to other humans as cats or dogs for the same reasons. The little hedgey is off the ground, in a secure spot so he's perfectly safe!

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    Liz Karsa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww what a cute ouch mouse

    Anne Bleakley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a wild hedgehog it's an African Pygmy, a hybrid bred only in captivity. They are a domesticated species that doesn't exist in the wild. Some of them love going out on adventures. We have one who is very social. If he was scared he would go into a tight ball. This little guy looks very content.

    Tonya Fernandez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could possibly be a rescue that couldn't go back to the wild. Most of the nature shows I have seen on them they adapt to 'pet' life and just as loving and affection as some other animals.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still cute, but I bet he would rather be sleeping?

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fine to me, but I'd have him in a screened-in carrier, just to hedge my bets.

    Pearl Sapirstein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I take my parrot grocery shopping sometimes... however there is a difference between an animal that travels hundreds of miles with its flock in the wild and a little solitary hedgehog. As long as he isn’t stressed out...

    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants to put a stop to that cuteness

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    #26

    My Local Wal-Mart's Greeter Is Always Playing Guitar Or Violin. He's A Cool 'Person Of Wal-Mart'!

    My Local Wal-Mart's Greeter Is Always Playing Guitar Or Violin. He's A Cool 'Person Of Wal-Mart'!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have talents, use them. He's not letting his skills get rusty.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the manager hasn't stopped him.

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    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wal-Mart has dedicated greeters at the entrance? Is that a common thing in US stores?

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Wal~Mart greeters are a thing in the US.

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    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he would call himself a fiddler. You can tell by the way he's holding the bow.

    Wallace Orr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. Wal-mart surprisingly makes a habit of doing things like this. I used to work in one where they would consistently use my co-worker at the front who was an airbrush artist, to paint temporary tattoos for kids. And they paid her to do it! Wal-mart can be pretty cool at times.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The walmart greeter we need, but we don't deserve

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he's allowed to accept tips. it would make visiting my walmart more enjoyable- they've gone the 'automation' route, and the only time I see somebody is if I chase them down. doesn't stop them from installing more cameras to be like 'we're watching you.'

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh - that is wonderful! Sharing music!

    Bea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish there were people like him in the uk ;) sure to cheer anyone up x

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    #27

    Girl Brings A Goat Into Store

    Girl Brings A Goat Into Store

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    Gaby Redin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor goat!! I don't think it's even comfortable...!

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That goat looks very uncomfortable :(

    Pearl Sapirstein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fair for the goat to have its spine pressed in such an uncomfortable position. It should be walking on a lead, not squished.

    Cosmo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor goat! Respect the animals, please!!

    Rachelle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor goat looks extremely uncomfortable!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I gotta say, he does NOT look comfortable!

    Nope
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goats are actually quite smart, affectionate & make great pets.

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    #28

    My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

    My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them both go - it's the safest thing to do.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable. I love that the mom joined in.

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... the mom... or the grandmom? either way, hilarious.

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    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to try to avoid all those tempting deals on the way out: put a bin on your head

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone can pull off wearing a waste basket...

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In space no one can hear you IKEA

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, the lamps, my favourite ikea department. your lamp will always find you jump up and get noticed among the others.

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    #29

    This Monk Just Stopped Me And My Dog In The Store To Tell Me That My Dog Reminded Him Of A Picture He'd Seen

    This Monk Just Stopped Me And My Dog In The Store To Tell Me That My Dog Reminded Him Of A Picture He'd Seen

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the picture of which he was reminded the one on Bored Panda of a monk cuddling a dog that is sitting in a shopping trolley?

    Ginge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog - "help me Obi Wan, you are my only hope..."

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one, I will use this line when I want to cuddle other people's dog!

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have Buddhist monks, but I've never seen a white guy monk! (Kansas)

    Roxana de la Rocha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what picture he's talking about. https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/09/carmelo-the-schnauzer-is-a-bolivian-monasterys-newest-monk-6497939/

    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the most lovely story! I looked it up, and hearts swelled, and tears were shed of joy. Haha. Thanks for that sweet piece of news. The schnauzer is too cute in his little monk outfit. 😄

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you were in that picture too.

    Sessanta Sei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever he was reminded of or not - I totally love this picture!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Whatever's not taken: in the UK it's called a trolley. In the US it's called a cart or basket. This is an international sight.

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    #30

    She Was Born For This Job

    She Was Born For This Job

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    Narunaru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. That's exactly how it sounds in Catalan ("caixera").

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like she is counting those bucks with lightening speed!

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or lightning. Why would speed get lighter?

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    Sigve Haugland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Norwegian west coast language, Kashera can be translated to What’s up?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her sister's name is Kashlee.

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    #31

    I Raise You My Costco Lady Having Lunch With Pikachu

    I Raise You My Costco Lady Having Lunch With Pikachu

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    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wahhh as a Pikachu collector I sometimes do this if I bought a new one in a mall then decided to eat I took it out of the package just to have to eat with it. Wanna meet her and know her story.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bet is the child is running around and Pika belongs to them.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be another person who has gone for a drink or to the bathroom and let the puppet there for a while.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's even got it's own plate

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, do you come here often?"

    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something both sad and beautiful in this.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he has his own plate!?

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way of fighting loneliness, after every bite shout peeeeekaaaachuuuu!

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    #32

    Just Your Everyday Smiley

    Just Your Everyday Smiley

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife to Husband: Why you are Smiling? Hubby: Look at that a*s! Game over buddy, game over!

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you meant: *Husband to Wife* why you are Smilng?

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do that on purpose though..

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want some knickers as hers!!! To do it on purpose, it's so cute!!!

    a. l.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, recognized this lady immediately, her daughter probably did this, to her, they are a wonderful family, and this lady is beautiful inside and out with a terrific sense of humor, (great job ( t. )

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she knows it shows.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would stop her and tell her, woman to woman.

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    #33

    When You're Bored In The Store

    When You're Bored In The Store

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    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this very much when I was a child to annoy my brother. :D

    Jonathan TARTESSE
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smart ! I'll do it with my little boy haha !

    Foxyloxylou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once i sat looking at a mirror making weird faces for like 10 min while my dad looked at hats...

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    #34

    Cashiers Reaction When I Buy 100 Bananas

    Cashiers Reaction When I Buy 100 Bananas

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Gru shopping for the Minions?

    Tom Witkowski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The important question here is, why do you need so many bananas?

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know the story behind, it was for a party?

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why 100? Why not 99 or 101 bananas?

    Destiny Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so this is one of those math problems, isn't it?

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know why! And it sounds like this isn’t the first time!

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    #35

    Someone Lost A Mental Battle In Walmart Today

    Someone Lost A Mental Battle In Walmart Today

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a hint for the next shopper with a sweet tooth.

    Reirei
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it an American thing to have really shiny apples? Just curious.

    Alicia Chibuike
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They coat them with wax to make them look shiny. Best to wash them well before eating. Supposedly it keeps them from spoiling as quickly? They do it here in Canada too.

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    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that price? Heck yeah, get the king size!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's one diet F*cked for the day...

    mca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real

    Mortimer Snerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaaaaaaaaa. So many levels to ponder.

    Beatrice Neniute
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! At least that's a healthier alternative of this choco bar.

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    #36

    A Suspicious Supermarket Worker Found This In A Baby Carriage

    A Suspicious Supermarket Worker Found This In A Baby Carriage

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    Bored Birgit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany we would say "high criminal energy"

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! A trio in the USA removed a shark from an aquarium and put it in a bucket of water in a stroller! It was recovered, but it might not survive, as it was out of the proper environment for too long. (It was in a shallow tank designed for people to closely observe and touch certain specimens. You're not supposed to remove them!)

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    Nicole Cox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T DISTURB THE MEAT BABY!

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just reminded me of an 8 year old post: http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2010/10/28/well-thats-horrifying.html michelleml...ad8b07.jpg michellemlwmeatloafbaby-5b622c7ad8b07.jpg

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    Carmen Elena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people are so smart for certain things... :/

    Rachelle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I sued to work at Best Buy we actually had a couple come in — the woman was in a wheelchair — and they put a 32 inch flatscreen under her seat, covered it with a blanket & nearly made it out of the store... chick wasn't even handicapped.

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of genius. I wonder home many times this worked.

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    #37

    My Son Did Not Enjoy This Book. 0/10. Do Not Recommend

    My Son Did Not Enjoy This Book. 0/10. Do Not Recommend

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    Sunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF kind of book title is that for children??

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely not a kid's book. It's a dark humor book for adults.

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    Marissa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read the book it has a little dark humor but it's not something that would scar you child

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gallows humor about growing old.

    Mimi M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1DFKB1NJuw

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that child old enough to read? Looks no more than 3.

    Viviane Silva
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think the boy is crying because of the book. He is a toddler, he can’t read.

    J Martin Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What moron buyer thought, "I know: let's sell a book that makes kiddies cry. That way, we'll sell more candy and stuffed animals, as parents try to get their kid to stop crying."?!

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    #38

    I Was Shockeded When Someone Licked My Arm In The Walgreens This Morning

    I Was Shockeded When Someone Licked My Arm In The Walgreens This Morning

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did you tell that girl to stop??

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me literally laugh out loud. I read the title before scrolling to look at the photo... ah, that was a nice little chuckle

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness. How adorable.

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    #39

    Today A Miracle Occurred At IKEA

    Today A Miracle Occurred At IKEA

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    Sabrina Tobar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened yesterday in my country...it started raining and a man beggin for money in a wheelchair stood up and walked to protect himself from the rain....IT WAS A MIRACLE!!

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today a crime occurred at IKEA more like

    A. Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming they ate the meatballs.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they bought new ones?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they only needed them in order to park in a handicap spot?

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    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These Swedes... Im sure tbe person found some ensemble-them-yourself legs...

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    #40

    Just Your Average Businessman Wearing Hooker Heels In The Lego Store

    Just Your Average Businessman Wearing Hooker Heels In The Lego Store

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    Neb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that makes me shudder - the height. He has to have quite a bit of training to walk on them confidently, especially with the weight center of his body being higher than women.

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    Megan Spainhour
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless him for being able to walk in those

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are stunning! I bet his legs look AMAZING!

    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously needs to break them in before the drag show tonight!

    Atlasheld
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They match. Not a bad look.

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't stand up in those things.

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    #41

    On The Floor At My Local Kroger

    On The Floor At My Local Kroger

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not Canadian, a Canadian would have put all that stuff back in jar, put that in waste bin, walk up to cashier and pay for the damage and then write a sorry letter!

    Just a Purpler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh haha, the funny thing is, I'm Canadian and I've sort of done that all before (and I'm Canadian) XD. I accidentally dropped a thing of juice, causing it to spill everywhere, so I asked for a mop and then paid for it anyway... The manager insisted I didn't need to, but I felt horrible lol. It was in an American store haha, they thought it was weird... I also doodled an apology note too haha

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    Nikki Angulo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally knocked something off a shelf, went and found an employee a told them about it, I offered to pay but she said it was ok, they shouldn’t have put that many on the shelf to begin with (it was overfilled) and then I stood and waited until she came back with a mop to clean it up, because there was glass and I didn’t want anyone stepping in it. Yes, I’m Canadian.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    messy but polite customer

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they let someone know. People could slip and fall.

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    #42

    Two Very Different Nights, 12 Piece Of Fried Chicken & Whiskey Versus 12 Pink Tulips & Cupcakes

    Two Very Different Nights, 12 Piece Of Fried Chicken & Whiskey Versus 12 Pink Tulips & Cupcakes

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    Anastasia B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or two very different girlfriends...

    Caroline Murphy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yep.. I hate flowers and don't eat much chocolate.. Get me a bottle of vodka/pack of cigarettes and a pizza then you're forgiven

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    Jean van der Merwe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those two should get together to restore balance to the world!

    WaitingtokissGregDavis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know who I'd rather go home with...yee haa!!

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me the chicken and whiskey please.

    Cats&amp;potatoes (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I wouldn’t mind to have either of those options

    Alex Craig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be with the Jack's and Chicken.

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    #43

    My Grocery Store Thinks They Are Punny

    My Grocery Store Thinks They Are Punny

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lettuce buy some tomatoes.

    kicca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me a while to get it!

    criminalgirl
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    7 years ago

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    Did you mean Funny? That is very good though.

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    #44

    Costco Employee Silently Tries To Trap A Pigeon

    Costco Employee Silently Tries To Trap A Pigeon

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? Did he get it or not?

    Della Greymane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S why the rotisserie chicken always tastes so fresh....

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is coyote and road runner all over again

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much slack in the string... The pigeon will bugger off long before the guy's faffed around trying to drop the box. (Yes, I speak from childhood experience!)

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually managed to catch something in one of those traps?!?

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    Carmen Elena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when they don´t tell the end of the story...

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he caught him, D**k Dastardly wasted 17 episodes using a plane.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what he's using for bait?

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    #45

    If Only America Was As Safe As Korea: Korean Costco

    If Only America Was As Safe As Korea: Korean Costco

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than screaming babies.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Tangled, one of the best ever. I'd be there too.

    Vanja Timmers
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they even brought pillows...

    ♥Kitty♥
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most countries do this, actually. They leave their babies outside of the store while they go shopping. Here in America though, it's wayyy too dangerous for that

    Meowton Mewsk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don’t have kids. I too would be tempted to just dump them in front of the TV to avoid parenting or being around them.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parents would request different shows for their kids. Sesame Street maybe?

    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if it works why mess with a good thing.

    Max L.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in many european countries it's ordinary to leave strollers unattended with sleeping babies just outside pubs and places, while in some others just like usa.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boob toob- the ultimate babysitter.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show of hands. How many people know what a boob-tube is? Lol

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    #46

    Lost My Kid In Target... Found Him Here

    Lost My Kid In Target... Found Him Here

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks posed, but it's still cute.

    Al Bo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, the kid's turned head has that "where is mom/dad?" and body tenseness that I don't think being posed could capture.

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    Chris Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least he's not handcuffed to the trolley like in that other photo.

    Nynke Bijlsma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is creepy. Reminds me of a movie I once saw.

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    #47

    Guy Strolling His Dog At The Store

    Guy Strolling His Dog At The Store

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But he's a service dog, Officer." "Then why are you pushing him?"

    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he's not bothering anyone, I don't see the problem.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, I'm going to have to give your dog a ticket, for being too darn cute.

    Diane Roy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog looks like he is enjoying his ride

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wondering why he got pulled over

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cop put the guy in a headlock, bodyslammed him to the floor, tased him & shot the dog. Welcome to modern-day police training.

    mca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all good officer, he's a Patriots fan.

    João Ferreira
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: It's the officer's K9 dog.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on man...I'm his seeing eye human

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    #48

    They've Stepped Up Security At The Supermarket

    They've Stepped Up Security At The Supermarket

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: Shoplifting can result in loss of a hand.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're hiring Ninjas now...holy c**p!

    Lisa Laberge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder to self: NO stealing at this store

    David KH Wong
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cold cut slicer, master grade.

    GoldenAngels
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn he gonna cut someone's head off if he sees them trying to shoplift

    Max L.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    won't mess, just in case

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    #49

    Today I Saw A Duck At Walmart

    Today I Saw A Duck At Walmart

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they sell duck leads at Wal-Mart, or do you have to go to Petsmart?

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on if it's for cooking and eating it or not.

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    J Martin Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's looking at ready to cook pie crusts. Maybe duck pie is on the menu?

    Mark Nilsson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so discusting! Unless it’ll be a Peking Duck

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been cracking up watching the duck waddle around the store on his or her leash!

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how lovely! i had one when i was a kid, they are very clever! i miss her

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come along, Sir Quackers. We need milk"

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    #50

    He Must Be Johny Bravo's Grand Dad

    He Must Be Johny Bravo's Grand Dad

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Donald Trump would look like if he had more hair

    Rachelle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and lost weight ...and actually grocery shopped ...and was a real human being.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, he's Country Music Legend Conway Platinum ( now deceased)

    Nicole Rosandich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to know what type of product he uses.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think (and hope) it is possibly a very bad wig

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    Robert Kälveby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hybride of mr Burns and Donald trump

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