50 ‘Spicy Memes’ To Get You Through The Day With A Smile

I know! 2 hours saying to myself 'why don't I make jewelry or wear this anymore?!'

And then you don’t clean your room anymore and get distracted and then move on to another task leaving your room messier than you found it… or maybe that’s just me

Ooo, wanna look at random stuff through this cool kaleidoscope i found? WaIt, why am i sitting on my floor again? Oh look, lego!

And then your mom comes in and asks you what your doing and your holding the most random c**p and you say “I’m just putting this away.”

"So that's where my red 2ds stuffed into a sock drawer so I could play on it while my parents were asleep was! What a coincidence!"

Me ant time I try to clean my room

Only an hour? WOW!!

"Squeeze the People" sounds like a band from the 2010s.

Exactly! Throw the balls at them, then squeeze them when I'm retrieving the balls.

Squeeze the people's balls

Of course you don't! They have different balls for throwing at people.. they give them out at bowling alleys..

I think that’s considered assault, but let’s test that.

Cricket balls are intended for throwing at people who stress you out so stress balls are obsolete.

Baseballs are for throwing at te people who stress you out

Be careful who you use it on!

But what if they decide to take you up on it? 🤨

I usually say “Gladly!”

When told f**k you I say go ahead

My bestie said “f u” as a joke to me and I asked him when 🫠

Ooh ooh.. I got one: How do you know I didn't f**k myself before shaking hands with you..

But which of them would get the make-up sex?

Same here 😁

Is it a trick? Or the second before a crash caught on camera?

Oh i donno, its just a guy on a bike….

Just move your stomach onto the seat. Ez.

I've done that! It's a trick that can be learned!

Coolest monkey in the jungle.

It is if you're 10.