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Joseph Nowak is a comic artist based in Berlin. He creates funny one-panel comics that are sure to lift your spirits. The coolest thing about Nowak's art is that you can't predict what will happen next. In his strange, made-up world, anything can happen, and that's what makes his cartoons really exciting!

"I just want to make others laugh. Some ideas might need a bit of thought, while others might help people see things in a different way. But mostly, they're just silly enough to get a laugh and maybe be shared," the artist said in a previous interview with Bored Panda.

If you're seeking a good laugh and a touch of the unexpected, Nowak's cartoons are waiting for you! Don't forget to also explore our earlier articles (here and here) for even more of Nowak's creations.

More info: Instagram | nowakdraws.com | Facebook | twitter.com

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PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Do you know, the muffin man?” “The muffin man?” “The muffin man”

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Cat lover
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. I love this cookies

Darren A
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cookie monster or cookie dalmer?

Illicit
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's those forward-facing ambush predator eyes.

JM
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no, cookie monster under cookie’s bed - doesn’t get more terrifying that that!

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Bored Panda reached out to Nowak again to learn more about his creative process and himself. We were curious if there's anything else, like other types of art or artists, that has really influenced how he makes his comics. The artist shared that prolific creators who force themselves to create, even through bouts of block, helped him get into a good rhythm. "Someone like Stephen King (who claims to write 1000 words a day, good or bad) taught me that the best work comes after filtering out all the filler that piles up in the mind. I keep a list of cartoon ideas on me wherever I go and try to add to it daily. In the end, and upon review, something like 80% never gets drawn."

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    Bella Davinci
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean… if it works it works 👍

    Mark Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend in the 80's who went to an interview. The interviewer gave him a maze to solve in 5 mins. He looked at it and drew a line round the outside from a to b. He got the job because he showed initiative.

    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullsh¡t. Initiative? Nope, wrong word. Yours is an old trope...

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    MelZee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As the crow flies" 😁

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car mode, bike mode, walk mode......nope, no GPS crow mode.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my kind of humor, but I'm itching to get my hands on the maze!

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

    Wolfy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its easy for a bird !!!! *Pout lost in the labyrinthe*

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the crow flies! love it!

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Abel - there is a saying in the U.S. (maybe other countries as well) about how far away something is. “As the crow flies” is a saying meaning something is X distance if you could fly overhead, directly to a destination, rather than having to drive (winding) roads to get there. That’s the best I can do. Perhaps another panda has a more succinct explanation?

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is cute. I love the teapot.

    Mark Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they add the milk second or use a microwave ;o)

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that plate your grandmaw always had!

    When it comes to having specific rituals or routines for creating comics, Nowak shared that he doesn't have any particular ones he can put into words. He mentioned, "Some quiet lofi hip-hop and a room to myself are the ingredients I treasure most, although I still often perform in lieu of these."

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in prison, one side of the building had a view of some woods where deer lived. Of course deer-watching was a big thing. I always imagined the deer looking up into the prison windows, telling each other,"Oh look! There's one. Isn't it cute?"

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I like this one! I resemble that!!

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't have to roast him though!

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We aren't attracted to the light. We are attracted to the cat pics. HUGE difference, as one is furry and adorable.

    Bunguloj Zeebleport
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! The bugs go to the light which they are biologically attracted to vs humans using devices which allows them to access a compendium of all human knowledge culminated during thousands of years? Basically the same thing

    Joe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right. It is the compendium of knowledge that has EVERYONE hooked on their devices. Nothing to do with TikTok or other nonsense social media. HA, such simple-minded creatures.

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    Triyshae Henderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, as I'm on the phone now, reading these comics

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drawn to the light - ouch

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    We also wanted to know what drives Nowak's passion for creating comics. The artist replied that making others laugh is a simple and fulfilling endeavor for him. "I'm happy to share my work with as large of an audience as I can manage. My mind also keeps coming up with ideas (80% of which are duds, to be sure) which leaves me feeling as though I need to keep actualizing them."

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to tell them their baby is tri.

    Zoel Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bike came out the bicycle closet

    Tasha Love
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, I think they knew when he was born...

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
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    Harry Henderson
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    I wonder if Bi's are more likely to be non binary?

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    Lanswyfte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite an imagination that bird has....

    Jay Son
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened a few hours ago to me... Drive out of the carwash and had one within 5-10 minutes lol

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    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And he's channeled these events since he was a chick.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear that the ones round here have aiming sights!

    Little CJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B-24, nickname: Flying coffin

    Harlan Sarvis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I go bird hunting, ill think about anti air.

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    Lastly, we asked the artist if there are any other projects or collaborations he's considering pursuing in the future. "I've tried a few collaborative projects but they seem to fizzle out before they're made public," Nowak shared. "That's not to say I am not interested, just that keeping every member of the collective at the same level of motivation throughout projects seems to be a hurdle I often encounter. Instagram has been a blessing in that it has connected me with similar folk with whom a collaboration not only seems possible but almost inevitable. Stay tuned; I may have good news for you on that front soon!"

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    Wiccan Crone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute to get it, but this is hilarious!

    Drea Jennings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry meet! Yeah, I had to think for a second but now it's just hilarious! I am sending it to my kids. They'll love it!

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    sherry powers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get it either but I think I got it. For a fish to get baptized they are raised out of the water, instead of being dipped in the water.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here is a glimpse of the waterless hell that you’re doomed to if you’re not baptized.

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    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a victory lap Lizzie. That was well done.

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    OtterNaut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...He says as he moon walks out the door.

    V Michael Lazar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone...

    Tim Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The air is out of that relationship.

    Tim Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The air is going out of that relationship.

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like their foundation exploded inside their helmet.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to get ink all over the pages

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's going to be keeping himself busy for hours!

    C R T G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's looking at some Platypuss.........Nevermind.

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    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a chicken place near my house called Mother Clucker's

    Carlos Alberto Nolasco Hernandez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the logo looks like... Harland Sanders as a chicken? Or a human skull?

    Wolfy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat humans... It's full of bad stuff !

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    Rick Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About as helpful as "Warning: this sign has sharp edges."

    Panda Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmyes I see I see

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I wish they could be more specific. I feel like I’m walking in circles.”

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    Sawdust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whose pollen is that on your thorax?!"

    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh honey, I only want to bee with you.

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now let me fill up my pollen basket.

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we must hope so, how else would the flowers get pollinated?

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    Lemme get the lemons
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not 'looking' for anything. He's got no eyes!

    Lanswyfte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. He needs the scissors to cut eye holes in his sheet.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Whew thanks I thought I was blind for a second.”

    Deborah Clyne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to cut holes for eyes lol

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    LaShaunda Dixon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this sign is here just in case you want to Rome around. I wonder which direction the gps will point you.👉👈☝️👇

    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Pun! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻upvote for being so witty!

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …do as the Romans do! 😉 Try to explain that to my US side of family when visiting Europe. I love them, but they make me feel ashamed sometimes… 🙈💕

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an old one - and still so accurate! 5th grade art class assignment: „draw a road map, showing that all roads lead to… Rome!“ That was in 1986/87 - my friends and I still talk about how fun this project was! I like your comic version !👍🏻

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chariots as far as the eye can see.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. No one remembers the second species to get to the moon.

    Andrew Schott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. Everyone remembers when Europe made it to America.

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    Jaime Muir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's one last step for Man...

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Wait I called dibs.”

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    Wolfy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *chewing on plastic arms in a corner....*

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, it’s usually the noses that go first.

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    Penguin Panda Pop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kanga-rude to outstay your welcome.

    Lily Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again,with my dirty little mind,thought they were...you know but uh that makes some more sense

    Bonny Saxon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the baby is bigger than you, it's time to go

    Jaime Muir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And take your girlfriend with you!

    Panda Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With these prices? Just 1 more year I promise

    Louby Of Morrowind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not these days with the cost of living, you better stay put Roo

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but will you still love me mama?

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    Mr.Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha....this makes me laugh really hard

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never looks this good at home.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t try to reverse psychology me.

    yannick van gennip
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cut of her wrist and take the cookie lol

    Zoel Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert Edward still lost.

    Robert Hornyak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think scissors wins. They are so long, they probably would stab them to throw scissors.

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    Bonny Saxon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Simon realized why his hiding spot for the body was doomed to fail.

    Prophet Zarquon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand I've made a D&D 5e monster out of it: Snowskeleton Medium undead, neutral evil Armor Class 13 (natural armor) Hit Points 13 (2d8 + 4) Speed 20 ft. STR 10 (+0) DEX 14 (+2) CON 15 (+2) INT 6 (-2) WIS 8 (-1) CHA 5 (-3) Damage Vulnerabilities fire Damage Immunities cold, poison Condition Immunities exhaustion, poisoned Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Passive Perception 9 Languages Understands the languages it knew in life but can't speak Challenge: ??? (??? XP) Traits: Frozen Form. The snowskeleton is immune to cold damage. If the snowskeleton is reduced to 0 HP, or fails a saving throw against extreme heat as defined in the Dungeon Master's Guide (Chapter 5), it melts into an unarmed skeleton with 2d8 hit points remaining. ...

    Prophet Zarquon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actions: Ice Cudgel. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d6) bludgeoning damage plus 2 cold damage. Snowball. Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, range 30/60 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d6) bludgeoning damage and the target must succeed on a DC 10 Dexterity saving throw or be knocked prone. Create Snowskeleton (1/Day). The snowskeleton can use its action to envelop the corpse of a deceased humanoid within 5 ft. with snow. At the end of the next round, the corpse arises as another snowskeleton.

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    Prophet Zarquon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a whole different vibe at the end of Frosty The Snowman

    Mvpbubbleguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it have legs or just heaps of ribs?

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this was the premise of the Michael Fassbinder movie Snowman.

    Leon Cobra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a really cool idea for Halloween in areas that snow

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what did you expect? Ice trays?

    Jaime Muir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spring thaw revealed where Grandpa Davis had wandered to last Winter.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he not look like the model on Michelin Monthly. Only someone who looks like the model can succeed. In all seriousness, I love to see models who come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

    Jaime Muir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was tired and then he was fired, so he re-tired!

    OtterNaut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be careful. I've heard that under inflated tires can be dangerous.

    meddymore ahmed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves him right, should have been dining at Michelin star restaurants often instead of hitting the gym

    Lily Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dude D: he can do what he wants! He is the boss of him!

    Prophet Zarquon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows what they know; low profile tires are quite fashionable.

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    Penelope kaplan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor devil ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺😱😱😱

    Steve BlackWolf B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Harvey Comics "Hot Stuff"- "The Little Devil"!

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devil inside, Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!!

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ve always got to act so tough, bad boys are just awkwardly afraid of love and affection.

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    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this art style. The horse is especially well drawn!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse doesn't seem terribly happy about it, though. (Thank you for saying so. I had to stop and notice the quality after reading your comment.)

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    Wolfy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *runs away* monster !!!!

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse had no neigh in this

    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horse --How will I get that out of my hair?! I'll show him Teeth!!

    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry horsey! I invented this new design that will ensure that most arrows miss me.

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    Wolfy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect ! You can keep the knife !

    CaptainFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The restaurant at the end of the universe!

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I wish I’d scrolled down and seen your reply before I posted my own.

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    JM
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No. No. No. No. Edit: Unless you’re at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

    Rudy van Disarzio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    De-horn it, wipe it's butt and walk it out here.

    Drea Jennings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my steak a bit more done. But not much more. 🥩🥩

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    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because of global warming? If so that's really sad

    Bo'owowo'uh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Edit: this comment is addressed to Junior Farrell. I couldn't directly reply to him because of the downvotes........) Uhhh... No it doesn't. It actually does grow bigger, just quite slightly. Not easy to recognise on a small scale but on a massive scale... Also, this experiment doesn't even work because the ice at the bottom is already making the water higher, whereas on Earth the ice has a substantial amount above the surface.

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    Cloakred_Is_Bored
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the penguin on the bottom lookin at the naked one like that?

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not judge the penguins, lest they judge you. You don't want penguin trouble.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or…he was shunned because he couldn’t accept his dark side. Or something. Lol

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    Bonny Saxon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's got time to think about it

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though thee branch will still be at the same hight even when the tree grows..

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    Printerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rope is a noose. What happens when the tree grows high enough? Apparently, sloths actually do *everything* slowly.

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    MetaMorgen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its mean its took same time when he need to climb up himself

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth. In America, once you're behind bars, you are no longer human. You are legally state or federal property. There is also no coming back from a crime. No matter how you've grown past it, no matter how much you've changed, you will ALWAYS be just another criminal, in the eyes of the law. At 23, you went on a bank-robbing spree to get the money to pay for your sick child's medical care? You NEVER got in trouble again, and fulfilled your legal obligations to the letter? When you're 80 and on oxygen, if there's a bank robbery in your area, they're going to come. They can search your home and property without a warrant, because they have probable cause.

    That One Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could not have said it better myself. america is… far from perfect.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha stop creating fugitives HOPE

    Lily Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me,with my little dirty mind,didn't see the word hope and thought of something dirty....

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago

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    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. Yes, seriously dark. We humans seem to ruin everything we touch.

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    slyPhone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that explains why evolution stopped at humans.

    Laura OBanion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look both way before crossing the street. Looks like he missed that lesson

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww…the Giving Tree was sad….😢

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly awful lesson to teach kids. not a fan of the giving tree book.

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    Bonny Saxon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm keeping an eye on my pothos from now on

    Sara K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good... it's about time the tree got something back!

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only slightly related, but always keep your wallet in a zipped up pocket. Never the back pocket. Otherwise you're easy game for pickpockets.

    Louby Of Morrowind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a reference to the expressions money does not grow on trees and money talks?

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they actually put it through the wrists of the person being executed. They tried to hit the nerve, actually, to maximize the pain.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason for using the wrist was actually because the palms would simply tear, being unable to support the person's weight. However, wrists went from being considered part of the hand to not being considered being part of the hand, and medieval artists didn't know this. The Shroud of Turin correctly shows the nail being put through the wrist. (Edit: but then again: straight through the wrist DOES seem a LOT more painful.)

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    Wiccan Crone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrists are also for holding the body in place. Just hands would not take the weight.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy with the piercings looks like he might also have leprosy. Also. Yea, the wrists so they would hold up but they had a little foot perch to make you work hard and basically you choose how long to drag out your imminent death.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong though. Our cow would get cranky if we didn't milk on time

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get cranky if not 'milked' in time. Seriously, it hurts like hell when your breasts get filled to bursting

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    Drea Jennings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the noise our girls would start making it Daddy and I weren't waiting for them. I swear those girls could tell time.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As usual, Big Bird had to make a scene.

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!

    Rick Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is exactly what you signed up for. Read the brochure more carefully next time.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bring out the Holly Handgranade."

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was white rabbit rafting.

    Madalynn Bryant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DID I THINK OF BLACKJACK FROM MARVEL WHEN I SAW THE WHITE BUNNIES WITH RED EYES

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rabids rabbits... sounds like a band name

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't think of anything funny to say, but I love this one. Harry Houdini, indeed!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just gonna wing it, he's only doing it to impress his MOTHer.

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    Pandora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sequel: Harry Houdini's transformative plastic surgery!

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    anthony miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rook can't turn the corner,so he's stuck on the turn again. And this cause a car accident.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you - as someone who doesn’t play chess, I didn’t get it.

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    Inella‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me join with all of my fellow non-chess-savvy buddies in saying thank you to everyone who explained the joke

    Drea Jennings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I get it! Chess isn't my game.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should’ve let the queen drive.

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it can make a 90 degree turn after stopping. So Rook needs to remember to stop before turning the corner.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the bishop drive, they never drive in a straight line and I think they might be drunk.

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    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz Gary is chewing away at the tree limb

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad fact is, the rope would slip up probably also killing hum

    Vidoofficial
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gary's feet will hit the ground before the rope breaks his neck

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the kings horses and all the kings men Are eating humpty dumpty omelets again

    Bryan With A Why
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: never does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg......

    Kerri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, it was a cannon (I'm pretty sure)

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    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so delightfully ghoulish!

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    papaver4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't easy being green.

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    Gabe Chavez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of making the dumbest moron who ever lived.

    Bryan With A Why
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some humans have this same unintelligence, unfortunately. Stupidity only possible through corrupt and ignorant university professors.

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have enough unintelligence, don't need to make any artificial versions.

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    Chuck Coulson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew robots were going to take over the world!!!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is that a baby robot? Cute. Is the human baby shocked and feel obsolete now or is it fearful of dropping into the machinery?

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    That Spinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry Mario will drive by and smack the bears with the shells

    Darren A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once they learn to use lock picks we're all screwed

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violence is just part of nature.

    Carlos Alberto Nolasco Hernandez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they make a run for it?... Oh wait! Nevermind 🤣🤣🤣

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    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am no expert on ghosts, but I suppose a real one would just have passed through the vase.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what poltergeists are supposed to do

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    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the diving so much as the landing

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep Sea Skiving?? (Bananarama refrence?)

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the horizonis is so blue you can’t tell the sky from the water.

    Rick Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I heard of someone who skydove (skydived?) Frome so high in the atmosphere, they needed to bring oxygen. So... sorta accurate.

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    MelZee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a play on "I've got crabs" (genital lice)

    David Warnke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I think a combo of this and crazy cat lady. Like a woman with cats is just as bad as a woman with crabs.... Just guessing. I like cats personally.

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    Vain Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has cats. I had a cat that loved being inside your coat in the winter. You pull the bottom draw string really tight and he'd walk around in there and occasionally poke his head out the top under your chin.

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    Wolfy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitties !!!!! Yeah !!!!

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    Ramón Doomernik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is standard icons in comics that means he is using swear words. He's a ruffian obviously and that's how he says i love you, using rough language

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    OtterNaut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His love language is violence.

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ding! Ding! Correct answer. Very astute.

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