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Kids can drive you crazy. But they can also be the source of the funniest, most absurd mishaps. They're still learning about this thing called life, so their silliness is not so much irritating as it's amusing. Children operate according to their own logic which shall never seem reasonable to adults. But that's where the charm comes from!

This time, we've got a selection of kids acting silly and weird. Whether it's thinking dandruff is snow or being mad that poop doesn't come out in one piece – children can have some real pearls of 'kid wisdom.' Let's be gracious and remember to laugh with them and not at them. However dumb their actions may seem.

#1

Y’all, I Can’t Stop Laughing

Y’all, I Can’t Stop Laughing

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N G
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Grim Reaper is your hero?

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Brittania Kelli
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Things I need to write in my will for funeral arrangements; must have a mini grim reaper to wave at the funeral cortege.

My “in my head” Voice
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know, right. Maybe you could hire him to stand in the corner at the funeral home!

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Cyber Returns
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want someone dressed as the grim reaper at my funeral and when anyone asks why he is there he is to say "Just making sure he does not get back up again"

Gavin Johnson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was in the funeral car behind the hearse with my Granddad in it. Mood was low (obviously) but not horrendous, had to stop at some traffic lights next to a Catholic Primary School, the whole school was in the playground, throwing balls, skipping, jumping, and the whole lot stopped and crossed themselves, then stood in silence until we moved away. I can tell you that’s creepy, straight outta a horror film! 100+ children stood crossing themselves is very, very weird. Respectful? Yes. Super creepy? Also yes.

Faye Drewit
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the question is, why was your son dressed as the grim reaper??

Warpath81
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should have held out a tablet asking for a tip

Michael Largey
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's better to know exactly where the GR is operating.

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    #2

    Uno Reverse Card Not Needed

    Uno Reverse Card Not Needed

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    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they’re both ugly. Just kidding. Kids are adorable.

    Edward Treen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids ARE adorable - when they're someone else's and you can give them back.

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where, “I know you are but what am I,” takes on a whole new meaning.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like one of them is brimming with confidence.

    Little CJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered about that line in the parent trap.

    Leo Leon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're sexy! I like you! Mwah

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words DO hurt you, especially when you're in single figures.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like my little cousins back in the day, identical twins too: "I don't like hin (his twin), he has red hair" Sven, I have news for you

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we know he's speaking from experience.

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    #3

    Remote-Control Bathroom Break

    Remote-Control Bathroom Break

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to yell "Have one for me whilst you're at it!".

    Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure my kids wouldn't believe me for a second. They discuss everything... no clue where they got this from 😀

    E.V.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried this with my 4 yo. It didn't work. Lol

    Melinda Rodrigues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to say the same thing! I just got it!

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, why didn't I think of this?

    WishIWasAFlapperGirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever I needed to pee, my parents would reply "have one for me". Still do to this day!!

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    When we hear of children acting silly, we probably don't think of anything serious. Just like the antics in these pictures – getting their tongues stuck to an icy pole, being rubbish at hide-and-seek, or leaving all the apples in a bowl with bite marks. But can silly behavior be an alarm for a bigger problem?

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    Experts say there's absolutely nothing wrong with children acting silly. They're immature, therefore they're acting immature, it’s totally appropriate for their age. Parenting coach Meghan Leaghy writes for The Washington Post that the reason behind kids' silliness during social interactions can be panic.

    #4

    Namaste

    Namaste

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    sara fulmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his sesorory deprivation helmet

    TheDag
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just building himself up for optimal RIP AND TEAR

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF this is also how I am before I decide to punch my way through Doom 2016 again.

    Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to call it "Mamas Tee" (= tea in german)

    T J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that he is doing Namaste yoga

    Shah Hasanur Nabi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for great information - https://www.hayley-rice.com/

    Judy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the helmet part of Namastae? Asking for a friend…?

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    #5

    Navigation

    Navigation

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    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye lassie! Tis how I met yer mother. Was searchin fer me lost booty I was!

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a large folded architect draft at work and I told the youth (20?) To "fold it up like a map". Total blank stare. Like the "rolling up the windows" motion. 🤷‍♀️😕

    Audrey Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a time in the 1990's, I worked for WHSmith (books and stationery store in the UK) I was the oldest member of staff,( in my mid 40's) and I was the only member of staff who could re-fold a map after a customer abandoned it, usually on the floor.

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    Bella Heughan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he's a adult his kids won't believe we had the robot TELL us where to go and didn't just take us.

    Karen Startz Richardson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes . The world was full of pirates...all with treasure maps 🗺️ lolol

    Nicely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arr! In four hundred leagues, bear port!

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    #6

    I Took Him Out Shopping For His Birthday, Told Him He Could Get Anything He Wanted And He Picked Soap

    I Took Him Out Shopping For His Birthday, Told Him He Could Get Anything He Wanted And He Picked Soap

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    practical *and* it smells nice. just don't eat it. speaking from experience, it's disgusting

    Miz Chelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I tasted soap, it was because of my potty mouth when i was 8. I think I had tried all the flavors (AKA brands) by that point. 🫠

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless him, and he's already mastered the essentials of attracting partners - cute smile, great hair and good personal hygiene.

    Chriss21
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No just soap, it's WATERMELON SOAP!!

    Sheri Lytle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a dollar store with my son when he was 5, I told him he could have anything, and he picked plunger! his friend (same age, and neighbor) wanted the same when he saw what my son had. for weeks the two of them played with a plunger.... ?!! lol kids love the simple things!

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my birthday, my young niece picked out a bottle set of mustard & ketchup. Not actual mind you, just the refillable squeeze bottles, in the cheap way you'd find at a greasy diner before they started putting out the actual bottles.

    KesTheExquisite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "told him he could get anything" - tell me you're an Auntie/Uncle/Grandma/Grandpa without telling me you're an Auntie/Uncle/Grandma/Grandpa :P

    E.V.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was 3, we took her to the mall at one of those kiosks that sold toys. Told her she could get anything she wanted. The vendor kept showing her their expensive Disney stuffed toys. My daughter picked a couple of small squishy toys that light up. 2 for $1.50! Hahaha

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    "When young children don't feel comfortable," Leaghy writes, "their brain begins to panic." The silliness that ensues is not a conscious decision. Kids are simply too young to express that they feel uncomfortable in new social situations. The parenting coach writes that then the "panicked brain distracts itself with complete silliness."

    If a child starts acting silly when someone introduces them to a grownup, parents shouldn't push them to make eye contact or say 'hello.' Leaghy advises parents to assume the social niceties instead for their kids. It's okay to do all the talking and let the child stand behind a parent's leg. That doesn't mean they'll grow up to be a social ingrate. Their social skills are simply on their way.

    #7

    This Means War

    This Means War

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, i don't know what they expected. this would happen at any of my old schools, too

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nice exemple of the "Cobra effect" in action. Or when the solution makes the problem even worse

    sara fulmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... we should bring a more aggressive predators to thin out the children?

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf I would totally have expected that from children.

    LuckyL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this can be topped in this list. ^^

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday adults will realize that whatever rules they design, a group of smart asses will find a work around.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like rich folks and the Tax Code.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have offered a prize for everyone if both bathrooms were clean.

    SpiderNope
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys at my elementary school used to p**s up the walls. And on the ceiling. When they gave a talk about it in school, they didn’t separate the boys and girls, so the girls (including me) were sitting there while the boys awkwardly got told off for peeing everywhere.

    cal! at the disco (they/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something that would happen in a "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" book tbh...

    Downunderdude
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's an apparently good idea that backfired!

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    #8

    Round 1, Fight

    Round 1, Fight

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    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would they fight about? "SANTA! Put that cookie down! You KNOW they're bad for your teeth, and you've already had 1,030,729,114 of them!" "Fu*k you, you sparkly enamel grabber!"

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but this actually happened to one of the neighbour's kids and no fight ensued. In fact, Santa topped up what the tooth fairy had left him

    juice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to do this on holidays and vacations for that exact reason! i would get the normal amount of quarters, with the addition of some peppermints or an Easter egg or even gummy sharks (beach vacation). i ended up saving teeth just so i could get extra stuff lol

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money is on the Tooth Fairy

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Santa can't fly without all those reindeer. And Santa works hard one night a year, while the TF is on call 24/7/365. Advantage TF.

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    Natasha Hartman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm laughing too hard tears are forming!!

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With an attitude like that, your kid is going places. It might be jail, but I see CEO in the cards.

    Bella Heughan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should Tell Santa she wants her baby teeth back

    Colin Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money is on the Fairy, she has a mean left hand.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will absolutely buy the premium PPV package for that match!!! TAKE MY MONEY!

    Molly Richards
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not how things work, kid. They both only come when you are sleeping.

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    #9

    I Didn’t Know People Actually Did This

    I Didn’t Know People Actually Did This

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    MEB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that. Once. Had to be 4 or 5. I think a little bit of my tongue stayed on the post when I pulled away. Lots of blood and tears were shed that day ...

    Rinso the Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chain on the swing set for me. You only ever do that once, believe me!

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    Tim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rather than immediately helping your child, you decide to take a picture and post it to the world. Great parenting.

    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A picture is taken in seconds - probably the phone was already in hand ready to call emergency services. This is not fun in the moment, but will be in years to come.

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    AnnaRachelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent, the first thing I would of done would be to get some warm water fast. The lad would be so distressed and in pain. Taking a picture would not of entered my mind

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, I would have done pic first then water. Sometimes you need pics for future birthdays/wedding.

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    Tams21
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor kid was extremely uncomfortable and probably in a lot of pain - I really can't understand how it would even cross the mind of a parent to take a picture in a situation like that. To then post it online is potentially humiliating and might even make him a target for bullies.

    Halie rhodes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could’ve been to show the other parent later and if you do it right it won’t hurt and what kids that age is gonna be on here to bully him

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    Seedy Vine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And if none is available, stop panicking, pucker your mouth and start blowing hot air toward the stuck tongue, then wiggle it away.

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    Norah Reilly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tends to be the kind of lesson you only need to learn once.

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought so, too, yet when I scolled through the comments I found at least two saying "Yeah, did that several times". I never would have thought NOT doing this even once might bring a small shimmer of pride to me, but here we go.

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps I'm just silly.... but why would a parent post a pic online of their kid being in pain, crying, and possibly also very afraid? Help the kid instead and explain why it was a bad idea he got.

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One-time girlfriend's dad (Hungarian) was press-ganged into the German army in WW2. Drove a tank in Russia. Said it got so cold, if you put your hand on the tank, it froze to the metal. Solution: your friends come and pee on your hand until it's warm enough to unstick.

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    Responsive Classroom lists three other reasons kids act silly. It's either for the fun of it, to feel like they belong, or to gain a sense of importance. Acting silly and being playful is just part of childhood and kids can be doing it simply to have fun. It also helps them to connect to those around them. "A shared moment of laughter can lead to close friendships," development professionals write.

    #10

    Bye

    Bye

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldn't like it if i got a new sibling, either. especially if I were at an age where I didn't really understand why there's suddenly a new baby in the house

    Angi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older brother still hates me for being born and I'm 40

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    oui.oui.croissant (ollie)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT THS IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I TRIED TO RUN AWAY. She's a bit smarter than me though. i packed Cheetah (my fav stuffie) and mayonnaise.

    Kaye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my little brother was born, I packed some stuff and ran away from home. I wasn't allowed to cross the street, so I just walked around & around the block.

    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face is adorable

    Bella Heughan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my parents asked if I wanted a bro or sis I said pinapple... I got a brother 🙄

    HannahNo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like that can be avoided if you make sure your kiddo is involved in everything. Picking out stuff for the new baby, looking at ultrasound pictures, picking a name... Prepare the little ones!

    Viv Hart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 3 when Little Sister arrived. Mum was clever, she told me, 'Mommy is going to have so much work, with the new baby, I'm going to need help. Will you help Mommy?' Made me feel so important, I jumped in at once. She also said to the baby, btw called Wee One, that she has a lovely Big Sister waiting to play with her, she must grow quickly. I am now 82, Little Sister will be 79, we still love each other dearly.

    ANGEL BABY
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind you she's taking the car, she has the keys in her hand, lmao!!!!!

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    #11

    Took The Snack Pack Away From My Daughter So We Could Get A Nice Picture

    Took The Snack Pack Away From My Daughter So We Could Get A Nice Picture

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier when they get older. I yell "POOP " to my toddler and get the most sincere smile.

    Themoonprincess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of our malinois puppy. She would complaint until we gave back her water bowl to snuggle.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess. Mom told Dad taking the snack pack way was a bad idea, but he thought he knew better an just HAD to do it. That’s why she’s got the same smile going in every picture. She was enjoying him learning his lesson.

    Terry Tobias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The steps necessary to get a toddler to smile perfectly for a photo.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crooked baby mouth in the bottom middle shot! I forgot about crooked baby mouth...

    Pink kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what did we learn today?? 🤣

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    #12

    That’s Not How It Works

    That’s Not How It Works

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a New Zealander and I also didn’t know where babies came from until year 10 science class so maybe we can all take a chill pill.

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    PolymathNecromancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Nathan, they did the deed on National Dance Like a Chicken Day

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a birth/conception calculation thing at work one day. So it appears my family had good birthday parties and a couple of special NYE/Xmas... because my brother and cousin 1 are 5 days apart, me and cousin 2 born same day, half sister born same day as cousin 1, cousin 3 was circa xmas, wtc ... At least the folks took it well when I asked about it 😆

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than half of my family was born in October ... baby, it's cold outside!

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    Nicola Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is mid November. I was in my 30s before I did the calculation. Ewww parents!!

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is mine ... happy my parents were so in love!!

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    February 14th is nine months after May 14th, National Dance Like a Chicken Day. Need I say more?

    bi mermaid (she/her/hers)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend had a 7th grade teacher-Friend's classmates: why do so many kids have September b-days? Teacher: oh, lots of parents like to have New Year's fun

    Miki
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only know why end of September and mid November kids were made.

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    It's also true that acting silly can make you the center of everybody's attention. And that might be a reason why some kids do it. Child development experts claim that silly behavior is the strongest in first, third, and fifth grades. That's the years when they experience intensive social growth.

    #13

    To Be Fair, I Also Hate This World

    To Be Fair, I Also Hate This World

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    Charles McChristy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that happened to you, and is not some meme that has been traversing the interwebs since the interwebs came to be. rme

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been the Philadelphia planetarium. It's been said that some of us from Philly would boo a funeral procession.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t say as I blame them much. They’re getting ready to inherit a stinking, huge, totally f****d up dumpster fire.

    Molly Richards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he/she/they thought mean aliens live there?

    Dragonlover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me... or my friend its hard to tell

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    #14

    She's Crying Because Her Brother Proudly Announced The Size Of A Turd He Laid, But Flushed It Before She Could See It

    She's Crying Because Her Brother Proudly Announced The Size Of A Turd He Laid, But Flushed It Before She Could See It

    T0BYs_Grundle Report

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give for a day without any c**p I had to see or that someone took care of before I could get there...

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we add a cat barf rider to that bill proposal?

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    Bill Cipher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help thats how i would react 0-0

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this these tantrums too well 🙄🙄🙄

    Debs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The FOMO is strong in this one

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids sometimes argue about this as well.... it's weird.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid looks to be at least 7 or 8 if not older. If a kid that age is throwing tantrums for stuff like this, you need to take another look at your parenting strategies.

    I Like Tea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm unable to find word "tantrum" in this post. She's being a child- that's her job. No need to parent or child shame.

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    #15

    Yoga Is A Great Way To Start The Day

     Yoga Is A Great Way To Start The Day

    ThisPaul Report

    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is more impressive than anything that will happen in school today.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then they have to tell you a story that has no beginning but 6 middles and turns into a musical, then they have to get a snack plus one for the dog, and oh they forgot it was show and tell at school today and everyone has to wear red...and.and and....

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    Boredom can be another factor. "Boredom, lack of choice and the inability to move the body will turn a 'well-behaved' child into a 'silly' child, and fast," Meghan Leaghy writes in one of her blog posts.

    She concludes that parents should encourage the silly child to belong to the class in a productive way, not a silly way. Some strategies can be giving the child more jobs in the classroom, allowing them movement breaks and appointing some time when they can act silly. 

    #16

    A Picture Of Me When I Was 9 Or 10. God I Was So Cringe

    A Picture Of Me When I Was 9 Or 10. God I Was So Cringe

    MELO_DETH_999 Report

    Green Machine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope that was a new plunger.

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine it was, as why would it be in the car?

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you were a kid being a kid. don't feel ashamed of it

    lily jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like such a child in the best way compared to todays 10 year olds running around in sephora with lululemon and stanley cups

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a massive dreadlock in the corner?

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that, or a really hairy seat belt.

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    Andrea L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one I like bc it was posted by the child when they were old enough to consent to being put on the internet. It’s unacceptable that so many parents post stories of their private interactions and pictures of their kids without their child’s consent.

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely hope you were driving back from the store after buying the plunger.

    InvisibleQuokka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not as bad as some people don't worry. Now I'm going to go cry in the corner goodbye

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    #17

    Best. Trade. Ever

    Best. Trade. Ever

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    BarkingSpider
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the mom was honest! Some parents are shady af.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a similar thing as a child. Traded 80 Battlestar Galactica cards for a Rolex. Had to trade back the next day.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece gave away her mum's engagement ring for a pack of gum and 11 Pokémon cards lol

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    Bella Heughan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine sending your kid to school with a Nintendo Switch and them coming back with fight spinner... that poor mum

    Sosha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had my father promise me to buy me a PSP( don't remember how). On the day we went out to buy it, I saw some toy dinosaurs in a shops window, and said, "forget PSP buy me those".

    Natasha Hartman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad trade little guy or is it a good one for the other?

    Mia Bouhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only for the guy with the new Nintendo that is

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    #18

    Before She Could Read

    Before She Could Read

    Damonigus Report

    Green Machine
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my kids stuff like that was 'spicy' lol

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no. You don't wnat to risk credibility loss like that. Curiosity will eventually overcome fear.

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    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I potty-trained my daughter in one day by showing her the secret magic behind turning blue toilet water green.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tell my grandson that we had to put the dangerous things away or out of reach "so no babies find it and get hurt." He always agreed and never figured out that he was the babies.

    Alice Teasdale
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I call it Narbecue sauce. A brown sticky substance beginning with N. Kids don't materialise so readily with teaspoons for Narbecue

    Philenzortia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom and dad wanted to drink Coca-Cola they'll call the cleaning lady and told her they wanted "Cold coffee" she already knew what they meant so she served it in mugs to trick me and my brother.

    Rebeka Terry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend told her kids that mcdonalds soft serve was goat's milk icecream, they never asked for it again.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you eat this s**t?

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them it tastes like a green vegetable of your choice. Broccoli maybe.

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    Can silly behavior be disruptive? Of course, especially in the classroom. These types of kids often get labeled 'the class clown.' The reason behind such behavior is not always seeking attention.

    Understood writes that children might attempt to cover up things like anxiety, bullying, trouble with focus or social skills. Low self-esteem and stressful situations at home can also be reasons.

    #19

    Nice

    Nice

    iandenning85 Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh huh, yeah. definitely nobody knows why. it's a mystery. i suppose we'll never find out

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years later, the kid remembering this moment... o_0

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what it means, but I don't know why it's a meme, tbh.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our house address was 69 and when a guy friend came over, my mom said proudly, ¨Our house number is 69, do you know why that´s great?¨ My guy friend looked stunned and my mom explained, ¨It´s the Yin and Yang!¨

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was 10 at the time, we were writing a birthdaycard for my mom, who turned 69. He was laughing, and wrote "69, the funny number!" My mom didn't get it, but my son probably didn't know what it meant either else he would not have written it on the card....

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to live on the route of a bus number 69, which my dad would regularly call the sex bus. It took me years to figure out why, until then I imagined that he had had sex on it, which was way more gross than the actual explanation.

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the innocent kid until some kid said it one time too many and I regret urban dictionary-ing it

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The confusion is that in many countries, 69 is written with the same two characters, but pronunciations vary significantly.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather enjoyed 71. Make the 1 double the height of the 7 and you'll see.

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    #20

    Mad Because Poop Is Not In One Piece

    Mad Because Poop Is Not In One Piece

    kylo_rens_mom Report

    I Like Tea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know that your husband didn't cut it when she wasn't looking?

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we all know some families store a poop knife in the bathroom. So....

    Allie Herz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother was a toddler, you couldn’t flush his poop unless everyone was there and watching.

    Madster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when that happens.

    zeebii
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the caption and thought we were talking about anime 😭

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a good case, cuz intestines are one long organ

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    #21

    My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On

    My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On

    TummyPuppy Report

    LegendsNeverDIE
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me before. Except I didn't check the shoe

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You almost got screwed over.

    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the trauma I experienced watching A Quiet Place. if you know....you know.

    Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know people check their shoes before putting them on. Have I been doing this wrong my entire life.

    Sosha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been stung by bees in my shoes two times one of them being a hornet (don't know the type) and found a scorpion in my shoe once, so I always check my shoes if I had left them outside.

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    James Frail
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid did you a favor. Throw those stupid crocs out.

    PostState Globe
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    1 year ago

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    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just felt the pain of a million screws just looking at this image.

    Alison Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be sleeping with one eye open until that kid leaves home!

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    Hyperactive kids or those who have learning differences also often become class clowns. Sometimes, it might be related to ADHD. According to experts on Understood, "being funny, theatrical, and larger than life can be a natural benefit of ADHD for many kids. Playing the role of entertainer is a way to use a strength to make up for challenges."

    #22

    Mother's Day

    Mother's Day

    ninth_revolution Report

    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂 I’m gonna try that this year

    Kate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I tried telling my mom that last year, and she gave me The Look.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for his birthday and go reverse Uno: "I just wanted to let you know,..." 😂 (I'm not that cruel - but I would use it as a quick retort. Works better that way anyway)

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    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma used to buy me gifts on mother's day.

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Joshua, who do you think GAVE you your birthday? I will be waiting by the bar."

    Birgitte Andersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid and it made me laugh out loud.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save that note to attach to his applications for law school.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup - but so would she if she gave him that reply on his birthday. Stay with me for more cool parenting tips! 😁

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    #23

    Hide And Seek In My Son’s Hospital Room

    Hide And Seek In My Son’s Hospital Room

    thenewguy89 Report

    PeeledPotato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant see any kid, just a hospital room?

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, why announcing a hide and seek pic and then they post only a pic of an empty room? Makes no sense...*head scratching*🤔

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please add a red circle so I can find this so-called "kid."

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are we supposed to be looking for?

    Brown Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid: hehe they'll never find me

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    #24

    The First Thing He Does

    The First Thing He Does

    SmallSmoothRock Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, come on! it's a big red button! what else was he supposed to do?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to admit it, I have this same impulse. Me actually touching something with that warning on it really depends on what it is. Some things mean what they say, but others are a******s putting up signs like that as a sick (not the good sick but the sick sick) power trip.

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is Dougal in "Father Ted".

    PostState Globe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems too little to be able to read though

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Terry Pratchett wrote…“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

    Bella Heughan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone tells a kid they can't touch something, I mean then they HAVE to

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid will absolutely get a full scholarship to Unseen U. Might even be Archchancellor one day.

    ANGEL BABY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a kid for ya, pretty accurate!

    Molly Richards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. DO IT, LITTLE KID!IGNORE THE NOT!!!,!

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    What should adults do when silly behavior goes out of hand? Board Certified Behavior Analyst Dr. Baker Wright, Ph.D., has some advice on her blog on what to do and not to do. One of the things that most definitely won't help is repeatedly saying 'Stop.' She says it will only result in the parent blowing a fuse, so it's better to redirect kids to do or talk about something else.

    #25

    I Tried Turning On The TV And It Wouldn't Turn On. I Opened The Remote And I Found This

    I Tried Turning On The TV And It Wouldn't Turn On. I Opened The Remote And I Found This

    GraceWRX Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this doesn't mean they ate the batteries instead

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biggest problem with this is not the non-working remote, but that those are not what we know as Smarties in the UK. They look like Refreshers.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remotes need energy. Candy is energy. Duh!

    Julia H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see why. One side contains a Smartie battery and the other is an polarized battery wrapper.

    Bella Heughan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do say sugar gives you energy...

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm worried about where the real batteries are.

    Judy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smartee hiding place!!

    A Nettle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone clearly needed the batteries for a gaming device!

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    #26

    This Is Genius

    This Is Genius

    cat_beltane Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relatable. i'd do that, too. what's the point in having fancy bags if you can't put food in them?

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should have a pepperoni storage purse 👍

    MC C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where else are you gonna put your peperoni

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a tictoc in this girl at a club found a cigarette purse 👛 on a stool and looked for I.D. and it was full of French fries 🍟

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like you said: Great Treasure!

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    #27

    My Son Thinks He Is Hilarious - Told Him To Stack The Dishes In The Sink

    My Son Thinks He Is Hilarious - Told Him To Stack The Dishes In The Sink

    Darzin Report

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he did exactly what u told him. this in on u bud

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Engineer or architect career ahead?

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must've taken so much longer, real commitment to the bit lol

    Ryn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …we’ve got his twin…🤣🤣 ❤️

    Osprey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does that with groceries.

    ifound_acoolfrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we do this in our house we call it dish jenga

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    Don't expect them to go from 100 to 0 in a second. When kids are running around and being silly, they won't halt immediately. Because this is likely a result of unorganized play, suggest a game with specific rules. This might make them more calm as it requires more mental focus. 

    #28

    Found My Camera On The Floor And Asked My Kid If He'd Been Fiddling With It. "No, Of Course Not Daddy"

    Found My Camera On The Floor And Asked My Kid If He'd Been Fiddling With It. "No, Of Course Not Daddy"

    kilowhisky Report

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I luv how that picture looks like how I imagined his face when he told u that

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better: A mirror image of the photo, thumbs-up and everything.

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically he wasn't "fiddling" with it. He was taking pictures!

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found several pictures of my then six year old son's naked butt. He thought it was hilarious.

    #29

    Paper Clips Are Hard

    Paper Clips Are Hard

    iamthevash Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good enough, i guess. i'd rather have this than nothing

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... if nobody taught you how to use something but expected you to still use it, they don't get to complain about how you use it. Arguably, if they continued pushing it around, it would hold the paper together better than the "normal" way.

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty creative, while also using the paperclip for what it was intended for. It seems like they knew the purpose for paperclips but made a few adjustments and modifications to make it work for them.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now it's hangable.

    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it looks stupid but it works...

    InvisibleQuokka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the teacher suddenly makes eye contact with the most introverted kid as they ask for the answer to the question (bonus points if you know the answer but just don't want to say it!)

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    #30

    Ah Yes, How To Get A "Free" Cookie (I Work At A Coffee Shop)

    Ah Yes, How To Get A "Free" Cookie (I Work At A Coffee Shop)

    unfortunatelymade Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future Chancellor of the Exchequer right there!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother and I were young, we had a neighbor who worked at a bakery, back in the day when they were stand-alone. The cookies were like 10¢ each but broken ones were 2¢. The neighbor lady would find out how much money we had then break a bunch of cookies so we could have a bag full. Love ya, Marlene, wherever you are!

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it's a grocery store and not a boutique place... oops, I accidentally broke this one. The material cost is low enough managers shouldn't care.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well son, if you break it it's half off..."

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    If the child is at an age where it's possible to reason with them, try talking. "Kids sometimes need help understanding the consequences of their behavior," experts at Responsive Classroom write. "They may not see the effect their clowning around is having. Or they may feel embarrassed by their behavior, but not know what to do instead."

    #31

    Can We All Just Take A Moment To Appreciate How Awesome My Niece Is Hiding

    Can We All Just Take A Moment To Appreciate How Awesome My Niece Is Hiding

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    ammara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone help? Can't find her

    A Nettle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the throw pillows...is there supposed to be a kid in this pic?

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a trap! Good ole "doll in a backwards jacket" trick while the kid is sloth-hanging from the curtain rod to pounce on you!!

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't convince me someone's kid is in this picture.

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just see a jacket on the couch!

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    #32

    We're Playing Hide-And-Seek

    We're Playing Hide-And-Seek

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    PeeledPotato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im confused? theres a picture of a bucket? i dont see a kid?

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So stop taking pictures of an empty box and go start seeking!

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great job bored panda uploadung the wrong picture yet again. This one's just an empty box honestly

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can't see me, you can't see me...'

    Dragonlover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one stupid kid during an earthquake..... me

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    #33

    I'm Babysitting My 3-Year-Old Brother. We Decided To Play Hide And Seek. This Was His Hiding Spot. I Washed The Dishes And Folded My Clothes While Loudly Asking Were He Was. Everyone Won

    I'm Babysitting My 3-Year-Old Brother. We Decided To Play Hide And Seek. This Was His Hiding Spot. I Washed The Dishes And Folded My Clothes While Loudly Asking Were He Was. Everyone Won

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys I cant find him, in fact there doesn't seem to be anywhere in this photo he could be hiding. Was this a screwup on BP's part or maybe OP picked the wrong photo or smthn?

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chameleon kid! I thought they were only imaginary!

    Georgie Montague
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a good reason that parents play hide and seek with their kids...!

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the rug designed like that? and where's the kid?

    BUMMERS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking that's a carpet, which would make sense then.

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again bored panda just an empty bed cover. This is the third time they've done this

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theory of mind hasn't developed at 3 y o

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    #34

    My Neighbor's Kid Was Tasked With Bringing My Mom Some Chocolates

    My Neighbor's Kid Was Tasked With Bringing My Mom Some Chocolates

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    Georgie Montague
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only ate one? That shows great restraint!

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they didn't like the taste of it so didn't have any more

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    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gorgeous looking chocolates.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had some very similar - friend brought them back for me from Belgium. £38 for a box this size. They were exquisite to eat as well as to look at.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the kid had replaced the chocolates with Christmas decorations at first!

    juice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a company called Chocotella, located in Georgia (the country)! https://www.instagram.com/chocotella_handmadechocolate?igsh=ZHI0bWZtZG9jZXph

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    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty cheap delivery fee! I wonder what the one that's missing looked like though, they're all so pretty!

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom once told me a story about one time she asked me to bring some cookies she made to my grandparents (they lived right next to us) and I ate like half of them. this reminded me of that

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why my mother was made to whistle all the way, when she carried the Sunday roast to the meat safe (1930s UK).

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty good if only 1 is missing!

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    #35

    A Guy's PS4 Was Ruined After His 6-Year-Old Son Wanted To "Play A Nice Dog Game" He Found In The Garage

    A Guy's PS4 Was Ruined After His 6-Year-Old Son Wanted To "Play A Nice Dog Game" He Found In The Garage

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could u imagine how scared the kid was when he realized he broke it?

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finland ... Made in Austria ... and all the text is in english ...

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (sorry, I'm not familiar with Finnish construction stuff 🫣) Is this sandpaper? 😱

    Tim Anderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an abrasive cutoff disc for an angle grinder. To a kid it could look likea CD or DVD.

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    AG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect reason to get a PS5

    Carl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in a VCR as a child. Ouch.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just relieved that he didn't get at the angle grinder ...

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    #36

    Tell Me You Have A Three-Year-Old Without Telling Me You Have A Three-Year-Old

    Tell Me You Have A Three-Year-Old Without Telling Me You Have A Three-Year-Old

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else are you going to know which apple tastes the best?

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of happened to me once, but with a bowl of peaches and very tiny bites. It's how I found out there were mice in the kitchen. Every. Single. Beautiful. Peach.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a Three-Year-Old

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter bought donuts for her crew on a Saturday, left them, and my grandson, in a room while she went to perform a task....every donut had a bite out of it...told grandpa "the purple ones are really tasty"...I agreed.

    Georgie Montague
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you just have rodents in the house?

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our town has an ice cream shop that makes ice cream balls that are covered in chocolate, so 7f you get the mixed quart you don't know what flavor you get. My little cousin took bites out of each one looking for strawberry, I don't think she'll ever live it down. Every time we get ice cream balls it's remember the time...

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a bowl of fake lemons on my table and my friend brought her son over and every single one of them had bite marks in them. I didn't think that was very cute.

    Rebeka Terry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes my daughter did this with chocolate biscuits once 2023-10-10...0c93d8.jpg 2023-10-10-65c71d40c93d8.jpg

    Sparky4
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ALWAYS ended in the trash can!!! Take one bite, realize it's too hard to eat unless it's cut up, then throw it away. UGH!!!

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    #37

    My 5-Year-Old Refused To Eat His Fritter Because “It Looks Like A Baby Dragon”. He Wanted Me To Take A Photo And Share It With The World, So Here You Go

    My 5-Year-Old Refused To Eat His Fritter Because “It Looks Like A Baby Dragon”. He Wanted Me To Take A Photo And Share It With The World, So Here You Go

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    Nicely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dagnamit now I want dragon fritters

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a dragon but I see a cherub. Head is the top right blob, wings are the top left blob, arms stickling our to the right, bottom left blob is one leg, and the blob sticking out at the bottom is the other leg. There's even a little piece for the halo above the head blob.

    sttcgxjf8x
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, I totally see it. That's a rad dragon fritter.

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one eat the baby dragon! We must stand united with the kid and protect it!

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not see it? He's facing right, with the wings behind his head, front foot under his head and 2 back feet curled under his butt/tail area.

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    #38

    Who This Kid Trying To Fool

    Who This Kid Trying To Fool

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody focusing on the wig or snap filter. I'm noticing he's unrestricted enough to be able to create and maintain two profiles.

    Bossy Bret
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does a 7 year old have a facebook acount

    Knoxy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does a 7 year old have TWO Facebook accounts?

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    Brian Leahy
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We have so much in common..."

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking of that meme with Pam from the office where she's saying, "They're the same picture"

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to take some time and date themselves for a while.

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hilarious! someone probably broke up with him so he was trying to make his ex jealous

    A Nettle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Game gotta start somewhere I suppose.

    Molly Richards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hay, Nicole? I think Daniel would like you better with makeup!

    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will have lovely children.

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    #39

    My 8-Year-Old Niece Changed Her Roblox Display Name To "Poopfart" And Couldn’t Change It

    My 8-Year-Old Niece Changed Her Roblox Display Name To "Poopfart" And Couldn’t Change It

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    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 38, I'd do this - haven't played Roblox though to be honest

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone probably thinks she's a weird 38yo

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    toowise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a picture taken from inside a toilet, appropriate for the name I suppose

    Pandamonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the website for my credit card I've changed my display name to "you jerk" for fun. Now it sounds like they're just constantly abusing me, and I see messages like "Welcome back, you jerk". I know it's stupid but it makes me smile :)

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to wait a week to change you display...

    #40

    My Two-Year-Old: "I Want The Choclate Banana"

    My Two-Year-Old: "I Want The Choclate Banana"

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    v
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The darker colored bananas are for illustrating order of magnitude scale. The yellow ones are pretenders to the throne in comparison.

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    Andy-Pandy-Panda
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they will be a lot sweeter than the others.

    BieneMaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id prefer them instead of the green ones too

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A piece of advice....give it to her. It won't hurt and she'll learn a valuable lesson about bannanas.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make some naner bread with the chocolate ones. They're perfect for it.

    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh this child it me. I always went for the ones that look a little 'too' ripe

    #41

    Why Does My Phone Say It’s Wet? Introducing, My Son

    Why Does My Phone Say It’s Wet? Introducing, My Son

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why. just why. if he's old enough to have a phone, he should be old enough to know not to get it wet, which includes watching videos *in the shower*, a completely unnecessary action

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack, the other day my friend who is in her 40s told me that she carried a paperback into the shower to read because she likes to read in the bath. Being old enough to have a phone does not prevent one from having brain farts.

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    Stephanie Barr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter if fifteen. A few months ago, she was complaining that her phone wasn't working right. The screen was definitely freaking out and I couldn't figure out why. "Maybe," she says, "it's because if fell in the bath yesterday."

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a perplexing mystery. I wonder if we'll ever find out how the water could have gotten there.

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    #42

    This Is Our 4-Year-Old Niece's Hiding Place. My Wife On The Left Is The Seeker

    This Is Our 4-Year-Old Niece's Hiding Place. My Wife On The Left Is The Seeker

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where? I don't see any 4 year old, just a woman sitting near the edge of the bed.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the kid IS wearing the free socks you get when you're crazy.

    SuperTails1008
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should be worried about her awesome hiding skills.

    Mia Bouhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like my cousin edit: same hiding place to

    Judy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she never looked!!

    Crazy Stay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, why people are just posting random photos ?? I see no kid

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    #43

    Trying To Eat A Cracker

    Trying To Eat A Cracker

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve tried to rub my nose before with my motorcycle helmet on, with the visor still down 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Moommmmm! These crackers taste like fabric!"

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair during the pandemic we all did that at least once!

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no! Someone must tell him!

    Flokati
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deadpool did this with pizza

    #44

    5-Year-Old Is Inventing New Pokémon With Legos And Named This One “Boner”

    5-Year-Old Is Inventing New Pokémon With Legos And Named This One “Boner”

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't help noticing that we're all tip-toe-ing round a slightly different point ...

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what you're talking about. Are you suggesting there is something perhaps lewd or inappropriate about this?

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    Neil Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not Legos - just Lego. A single sheep is a sheep, multiple sheep are also sheep.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, folks! If someone asks you to play with "Legos," just do so and enjoy the simple pleasures in life. "Dad! Look what I'm building with my Legos!" "YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH THEM IF YOU SAY THE WORD THAT WAY!!!" Sheesh! 🙄

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks like it could be a legit Pokemon lol

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    #45

    What A Preamble

    What A Preamble

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    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAH HAHAHAHAH WAHAHAHAHAH!!! No.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he can read and text ? Right.

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    #46

    Ok, But I've Done That Though

    Ok, But I've Done That Though

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, at least she's eating and not complaining, right?

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also fine parenting. Once in a while this needs to be done!

    Y A Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to get the cartoon Ponyo for your kid. Ponyo loves ham.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing I haven't done...last night. For two hours.

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids does this as well. Mainly with cheese. I am both annoyed about it and relieved that at least they aren't snackikg on candy. Lol

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson when he was 4 refused to eat baloney, my daughter started calling it "Circle Ham". He outgrew that phase, but the name lives on in our family.

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    #47

    My Son Playing Hide-And-Seek At My Parents' House

    My Son Playing Hide-And-Seek At My Parents' House

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    Bubs (he/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's an interesting design for the shower door! where's the kid though? did you not find him?

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running around with no pants on... my kinda life.

    Marvel morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's good at hiding now look for the kid 😆

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this just a pic of a shower! OP messed up or smth!

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate this post is getting ridiculous 5 photos about hide and seek with completely random photos attached

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    #48

    My Kid Took A Bite Out Of The Pie And Filled The Hole With Potatoes To Hide The Evidence

    My Kid Took A Bite Out Of The Pie And Filled The Hole With Potatoes To Hide The Evidence

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that he genuinely thought this would work is so funny to me. Like he really saw that n went "yup, its just like it never happened"

    Dee Rutherford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time, my stepmother backed a pumpkin pie to serve at her dinner party. When she went to get it, the cat had eaten the middle out of it. She filled the hole with whipped cream! 🙄🙄

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    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a future politician right there!

    Kirsten Holmes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left one bite of fudge in the Tupperware once. Ate allow the pieces. Left one bite. Not sure why I thought that would fool everyone especially when I was the only person in the family with a gap tooth.

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean? All I see is a slice taken out of a pumkin pie!

    Molly Richards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the potatoes? Are they sweet potatoes? Is that why I can't see them?

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pumpkin pie is my favourite kind of pie and the thinness of this pie makes me sad.

    #49

    Get These Notifications At Work From My 4-Year-Old

    Get These Notifications At Work From My 4-Year-Old

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    Green Machine
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cherish these moments...

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still get a grin from reading and saying these words. I am 45. I refuse to believe I am alone.

    I Like Tea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm older than you and still giggling whilst reading them out loud!

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the next 3 years they're going to get ads for diapers!

    CryingChildKinnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my little brother just constantly announced "fart noise" yesterday.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She typed all that out at age 4 or was it talk-to-text?

    Populus tremuloides(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that the cut off Ec is echo, which is both Amazon's voice activated smart thingy and the name of my dog

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    #50

    Appreciate Him

    Appreciate Him

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's not even plastic

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ricepaper for spring rolls ?

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still not plastic - same as the last time this was posted here

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, plastic is so out of style, he had to eat rice paper

    Shaunn Munn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a spring roll wrapper?

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    #51

    My Son, Forever Falling Asleep In The Most Random, And Uncomfortable, Crazy Positions... The Kid Has So Many Places He Could Sleep, And He Picks This

    My Son, Forever Falling Asleep In The Most Random, And Uncomfortable, Crazy Positions... The Kid Has So Many Places He Could Sleep, And He Picks This

    Multiple twin beds, a futon, a queen bed, bunk beds, hell even multiple couches. And this is the best he could come up with? 

    RileyRhoad Report

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk when I was 12-13 this felt nice. Sleeping in weird poses was rlly neat

    Mia Bouhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many couches edit: we have 3

    Sosha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to nap like this after waking up for school.

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger brother used to fall asleep wherever he was at a specific time in the afternoon. Didn't matter where or what he was doing. We have a picture of him in full baseball catcher's gear, holding the glove up ready to catch a pitch, out like a light.

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question is, how can he even sleep in that position?!

    #52

    My Son Went To A Dinosaur Event And They Had A Thing Where You Could Color A Dinosaur And It Would Go On A Screen. This Is My Son's

    My Son Went To A Dinosaur Event And They Had A Thing Where You Could Color A Dinosaur And It Would Go On A Screen. This Is My Son's

    itsatrav Report

    Geoffrey Trevena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetting the name, the pikachu ear looks cool

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bil, as a child, found a pair of horned frogs. He named them “Horny,” and, “Horny Ann.”

    #53

    My Daughter Is Also Going Pro At Hide-And-Seek

    My Daughter Is Also Going Pro At Hide-And-Seek

    reddit.com Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she can fit *behind* the toilet? forget hide and seek, that's impressive all on its own!

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing! Is she the width of a sheet of paper?!

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    Banana Vic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell did she get back there?! Looks like a doll head on a toilet 😂

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now teach her to put a plant or something there.

    MasonF 2991
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

    Sebastian Garcia
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    1 year ago

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    #54

    Beautiful Message For Veteran’s Day

    Beautiful Message For Veteran’s Day

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    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all part of the service

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, I would laugh so hard to get something like this

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #55

    Dandruff Powers

    Dandruff Powers

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    #56

    Spin The Bottle (He's 11)

    Spin The Bottle (He's 11)

    scrambledeggsalad Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Important lesson here... always ask for an explanation (how does the game go? What does that mean?) before you jump to conclusions about inapprioriate stuff. Also, tell them to rename their game.

    Marvel morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like that one the best run friends im putting gel on you run for your lifes.

    #57

    How Old Were You Guys When You Got To Know About "Incognito Mode"?

    How Old Were You Guys When You Got To Know About "Incognito Mode"?

    ps__2112 Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's 13 and doesn't know about how pregnancy works? at least the basics? time to get teaching and hope he hasn't absorbed any negative\false information about sex already

    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I respect different cultures and religions who are not open about sex, the last thing you want your kid to do is learn about sex just from the internet.

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know where all the makeout spots in pitampura are.

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    #58

    Kid Attempts To Understand Things In A Way No One Else Could

    Kid Attempts To Understand Things In A Way No One Else Could

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAOOOOOOO omg wtf that is actually soooo funny. I mean, maybe they did? omg this just made my whole night :3

    Mia Bouhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you do realize you said Laughing my a*s off off off off off off off

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because these posts are read by people who don't want to think about the end of their lives. And by children, too, in some cases.

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    #59

    Middle Schoolers Visited Our Automotive Shop, They Tried To Cover It Up

    Middle Schoolers Visited Our Automotive Shop, They Tried To Cover It Up

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    AG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A middle schooler did that? Really?

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don' t worry, Sally...with this it'll heal up before anyone notices...

    #60

    This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack And He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes

    This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack And He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes

    jybc2009 Report

    Panda On My Balcony
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took exactly 1 minute 59 seconds at 700W to do this with my egg in the workplace microwave .... I'd set it for two minutes.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time I put an easter egg in the microwave for like 5 minutes n the whole house stank

    #61

    He Was Trying To Figure Out How Heavy His Face Is

    He Was Trying To Figure Out How Heavy His Face Is

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to do that is to fill a bucket to the brim with water, weigh it. Then stick your whole head in, displacing the water. Weigh the bucket again. The difference is the weight of your head.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the VOLUME of your head, as 1cm-cubed of water weighs 1g. You can then work out the MASS of your head if you know the DENSITY. In the case of this child, the DENSITY would appear to be quite high!

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    #62

    My 3-Year-Old Asking If I Can Hear Her

    My 3-Year-Old Asking If I Can Hear Her

    Chilli-Papa Report

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad that kid's face is blurred. No need for random people on the internet to have any way to identify them and do some of the creepy and despicable things you can read about happening from something so innocent as a photo.

    #63

    "Dad, This School Has Netflix!"

    "Dad, This School Has Netflix!"

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    #64

    He's "Stuck"

    He's "Stuck"

    dudewheresmycobb Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing trapping you is the confines of your imagination, kid. some advice? stay there. it's much nicer than reality, even if you *are* stuck in a cardboard box you could easily climb out of

    #65

    My Son Bit The Directional Pad Of The Remote

    My Son Bit The Directional Pad Of The Remote

    thedemocracyof Report

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How... Never underestimate the powers of toddlers...

    Ari Maranichi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke an entire washing machine when I was 3. It was brand new

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not so much a "letting them do sth" but more a "not putting them in a straight jacket"

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    Jinx (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son (now 9) also attempted this, thankfully I stopped him with only one button pried up. glued it back down and it still worked. we still have that remote lol

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a house rabbit and ALL the buttons on the remote mysteriously vanish…

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an admittedly chewable directional button...

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    #66

    Silly Kids

    Silly Kids

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    Panda On My Balcony
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's called his best friend "boy with the straight down hair" for months until I asked the nursery staff and discovered his name was Leo.

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In kinder my oldest made friends with Offiffer. Told us we were wrong when we suggested it was Oliver. They've just left grade 10. He is still called Offiffer to differentiate him from other Oliver's we know.

    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pre-school mum told me she had been confused when her daughter told her about her new friend. It was my daughter, Emily, and I wondered what could be strange about that. Turns out her daughter had been telling her she was friends with "Enemy", not Emily!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still looking for Percy Vere. We used to sing about him all the time in assembly.

    Populus tremuloides(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was friends with twins from preschool to second grade and I couldn't tell them apart for at least 2 years

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He went on to found the 60s rock group, Country Joe and the Fish.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just learned the other day that my childhood best friend, an individual I've known since preschool, is imaginary! Who knew?

    #67

    My 8-Year-Old Is Going To Grandma's. I Told Him To Dress Nice And Hurry Up Because He Was Going To Church With Them. I Didn't See How He Left The House... My Mom Just Sent Me This Picture

    My 8-Year-Old Is Going To Grandma's. I Told Him To Dress Nice And Hurry Up Because He Was Going To Church With Them. I Didn't See How He Left The House... My Mom Just Sent Me This Picture

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    #68

    Lessons Were Learned

    Lessons Were Learned

    Report

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you DID catch it, just not with your hands...

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment, I though it said "caught it with my eyes" and I was envisioning a metal pole going through their face..

    Hannah Rees
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a metal closet please?

    Nicely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's where you hang out if you're secretly into rock music

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    #69

    PS5 In For HDMI Replacement. Kid Said "I Pushed The Cable In A Little Too Hard"

    PS5 In For HDMI Replacement. Kid Said "I Pushed The Cable In A Little Too Hard"

    TheUndisputedRoaster Report

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a little, huh? sure. whatever you say, kid

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That PS5 needs some SERIOUS therapy as well!

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    #70

    My 2 Preschoolers Just Did This To An Entire Bag Of Cable Ties

    My 2 Preschoolers Just Did This To An Entire Bag Of Cable Ties

    mmm_algae Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can undo it. i believe there's a little tab you can push down. not sure, feel free to correct me. i just saw someone else mention something about it, so I may be remembering incorrectly

    Greg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a helluva lot of work for an entire bag.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great occupational therapy skills

    #71

    Our Son At The Beach Park Earlier This Morning. I Wouldn't Let Him Touch A Washed-Up Jellyfish

    Our Son At The Beach Park Earlier This Morning. I Wouldn't Let Him Touch A Washed-Up Jellyfish

    coffeelushed Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it's squishy! how dare you not let him touch the potentially dangerous animal!

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Next time, let him. He'll thank you for not letting him last time.

    #72

    My Brother Crying Because We’re Burning Some Wood In The Fireplace

    My Brother Crying Because We’re Burning Some Wood In The Fireplace

    X_EPIK_X Report

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a fire. Were you summoning demons?

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? maybe he’s scared the house will catch fire?

    #73

    I Got "Pranked"

    I Got "Pranked"

    Basically, he was trying to lock the door from the outside by using tape so no one could twist the door knob.

    MichaIsGAY Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, there are worse pranks. at least this is harmless (and useless)

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    #74

    These Are The Things My 7-Year-Old Son Felt Worthy Of This Acrylic Display Box

    These Are The Things My 7-Year-Old Son Felt Worthy Of This Acrylic Display Box

    LightboxRadMD Report

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a little altar with offerings, lol.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree with displaying Frozen merch!

    #75

    I Used To Fake Showers. I Would Turn On The Water, But Not Get In. My Mom Caught Me Once And That Was The Last Time I Did That Again

    I Used To Fake Showers. I Would Turn On The Water, But Not Get In. My Mom Caught Me Once And That Was The Last Time I Did That Again

    Hiuuuhk Report

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've heard so many stories about kids faking of refusing showers over the years, and i just don't get it. i love showers, and always have, and I've never understood kids who put in so much effort to fake showering

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like everyone is different! Weird.

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    #76

    8-Year-Old's Thought Process: I Like It, I Did It, The End

    8-Year-Old's Thought Process: I Like It, I Did It, The End

    My sister sent me this message earlier and I can't get over how funny and absurd it is. My niece is such a sweet kid, but she does the most bafflingly hilarious things sometimes.

    Incman Report

    #77

    One Of My Facebook Friends Bought Their Young Son A Phone, This Was One Of The 1st Conversations

    One Of My Facebook Friends Bought Their Young Son A Phone, This Was One Of The 1st Conversations

    EatBroccoliNotBooty Report

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it wasn't I've seen that before by someone claiming to have a friend just learning English

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not, this is the Italian trying to learn English, or the Spanish Girlfriend, or someone else's kid etc etc etc

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    #78

    My 4-Year-Old Wouldn't Finish Her Dumpling Because Bites Were Already Taken Out Of It. She's The One Who Took The Bites

    My 4-Year-Old Wouldn't Finish Her Dumpling Because Bites Were Already Taken Out Of It. She's The One Who Took The Bites

    SuzieCat Report

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son got the last dumpling last night, but it was cut up into bite-sized pieces, and he INSISTED that he "couldn't find it."

    #79

    Playing Hide-And-Seek With My Son And I Think I Know Where He Is

    Playing Hide-And-Seek With My Son And I Think I Know Where He Is

    miwkay_ Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this post is weird. Wouldn't you take a picture of the actual hiding place rather than a bed with absolutely no-one on it?

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    #80

    Hide-And-Seek

    Hide-And-Seek

    lishaak Report

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids will hide like this n then giggle the whole time

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when you loudly ask "Where is "kid's name"?! And they giggle and reply," I"m over here!"

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    #81

    Walked In On The Kid Making Something In The Microwave. I Said "What Are You Making?", He Said, "Toast"

    Walked In On The Kid Making Something In The Microwave. I Said "What Are You Making?", He Said, "Toast"

    dinkboy30 Report

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    #82

    I Was Playing Hide-And-Seek With My Friends' Son. I Guess He Can Only Get Better

    I Was Playing Hide-And-Seek With My Friends' Son. I Guess He Can Only Get Better

    SquirtinFerCertain Report

    #83

    My Younger Brother Thought It Was A Great Idea To Get A Stain Out With These 3 Things

    My Younger Brother Thought It Was A Great Idea To Get A Stain Out With These 3 Things

    thefatrat3921 Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure we need to ask what the stain was.

    #84

    This Is How I Found My Kids’ Toothbrushes

    This Is How I Found My Kids’ Toothbrushes

    Reptarro52 Report

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks consensual. Nothing to see here, folks!

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Sooplossh has (at the time of this comment) 4 upvotes, and Jack Smith has a downvote for "ewwwwww! nasty." Why is this??

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure why people are so grossed out unless they don't rinse their own brushes properly after brushing. Or before, for that matter.