Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.

If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!

#1

Present From A Cat

Present From A Cat

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, at least you know where she picked up her lack of imagination, right?

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#2

Very Wholesome Intentions

Very Wholesome Intentions

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL just give him an A for effort, he tried!

Intensive Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

E for Effort :D

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Quant
Community Member
3 years ago

chances are a. he didn't pick them up himself, b. he doesn't give a fuck...

Amber Ice
Community Member
3 years ago

c. He needed to fill up the jar (haha almost said fill the cup)

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Diana Lazar
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe he is testing her inteligence.

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

Lucky for you he didn't pickup cigarette butt

Katie Jamberri Nails
Community Member
3 years ago

Some of them are sea shells. It's not like he came back with just a jar full of pistachio shells.

Tracey Martens
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh, he knows.

Echo
Community Member
3 years ago

It's called fillers. It's in everything now days. Jars of seashells,Taco Bell... you get the idea :)

spirit wolf
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh my tears....

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

That's a perfect example of the old "Good Initiative, poor judgment". He still deserves hugs and kisses for being so thoughtful, even though it was not perfect. Hey, it beats having an Asshole for a boyfriend.

Wilson Yap
Community Member
3 years ago

It's the thought that counts? Quietly remove the pistachio shells..

ldao
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh my...Onion Ring instead of wedding ring next?

Another Alpha
Community Member
3 years ago

the irony is, he had pistachios but couldn't find a trash can so..

Emma Thomas
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't tell him...just leave pistachios lying around, lol

Jeffrey
Community Member
7 months ago

My gf

未周 陸
Community Member
1 year ago

Easy! Next time go to a store, you Buy some Pistachio for both of you to EAT!

Mariann Bårdsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Shell is shell hahaha

GinHenna Janczylik
Community Member
3 years ago

The pistachio shells were laying on the sand too.....who knows...lol

Andreas Boss
Community Member
3 years ago

Just add some cigarette butts to make it an artwork!

Anna Whiteway
Community Member
3 years ago

Uhhhhhhhhhh

Anna Whiteway
Community Member
3 years ago

Lmfao

Raquel Prymak
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe he's the one thinking you're dim for not mentioning it

Ika Maulida
Community Member
3 years ago

😂😂

Shona Radich
Community Member
3 years ago

He is obviously nuts over you

Shona Radich
Community Member
3 years ago

He is so nuts about you

Maureen Rouse
Community Member
3 years ago

So don't tell him...It's the thought that counts!

Fairleas Mian
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe he DOES know and just wants to see how long it takes her to notice. 😜

Betty Morgan Singer
Community Member
3 years ago

A good friend does not tell him. You just simply thank him like a gentleman.

endelbendel
Community Member
3 years ago

Writer is the idiot: if you can write it you can also say it.

Razzy Failagao
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kim Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

Oooo, very exotic! Lol

Mark Barner
Community Member
3 years ago

so he gave you trash :D

Jack Arc
Community Member
3 years ago

Only intentions count

Anna Gorpynyak
Community Member
3 years ago

He probably didn't even see it. It took me a second

Steven Van Bogaert
Community Member
3 years ago

Just buy him a sac of pistachio nuts to eat then.

Louise Chiffonade Brescia
Community Member
3 years ago

It's too adorbs to get mad. (And dear God, I hope he's good in the sack.)

vasilis g
Community Member
3 years ago

You should be happy he didn't bring chlamydia...

Wiino Clothing
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHA thats quality

Roxanne Loget
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe he has a rather obscurely wry sense of humor.

Tammi Cole
Community Member
3 years ago

Such a sweet sentiment...let it ride :)

Mark Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

Some are sea shells.

Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

She sells sea shells by the seashore?

Anna Edvardsen
Community Member
3 years ago

It it was a girl who did this, the guy would most probably break up with her...

Katie Jamberri Nails
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, you read about that kind of thing all the time.

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Paulette Guillory-Gardner
Community Member
3 years ago

Ugh, get rid of him. Bad genes :D

tyto alba guttata
Community Member
3 years ago

the pistachio shells make it more aesthetic LOL

Anna Edvardsen
Community Member
3 years ago

If it was a girl who would do that, the guy would most probably break up with her. Why is it always expected less from guys?

Katie Jamberri Nails
Community Member
3 years ago

Right. You always hear about how guys are picky about the gifts that girls give them.

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Caro Rizzonelli
Community Member
3 years ago

Whats the relation between this and the title of the article?

Jonathan Eatsalot
Community Member
3 years ago

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15% perecent of the world's population is illiterate. That's 1,107,395,595 people that haven't been educated sufficiently. Let's make fun of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#3

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow ... just .... wow

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#4

Moon And Sun

Moon And Sun

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Jespren Ray
Community Member
3 years ago

2nd grade??? Isn't this more of a 3 year old thing?

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#5

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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Sreejith
Community Member
3 years ago

"hi dear, meet the thermometer"

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#6

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

*facepalm*

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#7

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

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summare
Community Member
3 years ago

Seems legit to me

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#8

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Admittedly, it is hard to believe that these bloody, frustrating plastic packages are not replaced by paper-ones for good!

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#9

So Real

So Real

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Benny Lava
Community Member
3 years ago

Keep it real guys.

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#10

North

North

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Definitely not the outdoor type, eh?

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#11

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow...this lack of education is not embarassing, it is frightening.

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#12

Breast Feeding

Breast Feeding

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Jespren Ray
Community Member
3 years ago

Guess he skipped the whole 'humans are mammals' part of 1st grade.

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#13

Is That Earth?

Is That Earth?

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Rafael Tiba
Community Member
3 years ago

nice, didn't know you martians had access to the internet

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#14

Noun

Noun

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Back to elementary school...

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#15

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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Alex K
Community Member
3 years ago

oh look. this again

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#16

Organ Donor

Organ Donor

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Virginia Gould
Community Member
3 years ago

That's what happens when you use Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" as an educational film...

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#17

Brown Cow

Brown Cow

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

How now brown cow?

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#18

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Fine.. I'll ask .. BUT WERE THEY GOOD!?

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#19

Doctors And Nurses

Doctors And Nurses

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Jacob Croft
Community Member
3 years ago

Crap. I'm a nurse so I must be a woman. Don't know I'm going to break the bad news to my penis...

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#20

Black And White Past

Black And White Past

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Sophie G
Community Member
3 years ago

the early past didn't even have sound

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#21

"Erect"

"Erect"

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Rafael Tiba
Community Member
3 years ago

This will be too hard to swallow.

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#22

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

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Stijn V.
Community Member
3 years ago

The avocado is stil usable.

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#23

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe they'll give him a job at dominos

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#24

I'm Dumb

I'm Dumb

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

Admitting is the first step to getting help!

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#25

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
3 years ago

Seeing a nice piece of meat getting murdered like this breaks my heart!

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#26

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
3 years ago

I love the reflection in his glasses :D At least it looks like she's sorry.

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#27

Plastic Plant

Plastic Plant

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Amanda Cariker
Community Member
3 years ago

Get her a real one! She might have a green thumb!

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#28

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

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Christina Jensen
Community Member
3 years ago

I have to ask.. what is it?

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#29

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

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Amanda Cariker
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe she just isn't very trusting.

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#30

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
Community Member
3 years ago

Stop eating crap cheese.

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#31

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

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Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

But it works, right? :)

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#32

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

It must be smoked salmon.

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#33

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
Community Member
3 years ago

"But that's where they always are when you bake them and I come home!"

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#34

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

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Sreejith
Community Member
3 years ago

perspective ;-)

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#35

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

"Overflow no mo"- grinning Husband

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#36

Wife's Chic Jeans

Wife's Chic Jeans

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Did you look sexy at least?

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#37

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

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Brian Knapp
Community Member
3 years ago

Now it is a reusable wipeable pad! Good for him! lol.

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#38

Be Careful What You Clean

Be Careful What You Clean

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is why weapon laws make sense.

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#39

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Putting this on top of the washer is very ironic, too.

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#40

WWI

WWI

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Ask that on the street, and 1/3 of people will give you similar responses. The same people that think Germany is ruled by Hitler, Africans are all cannibals, and China has an emperor.

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#41

Anchorman

Anchorman

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V4vendetta14
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like a magnificent bastard! Ron-Burgan...31136f.jpg Ron-Burgandy-Punch-in-the-Ovary-58e6b8d31136f.jpg

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#42

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

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Susanna Vesna
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't know much about Pink Floyd..Apart from that it was some 70-80s band? I would think about Physics too..

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#43

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

If you are deceptive about this, then what else are you guilty of doing?

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#44

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

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Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
3 years ago

I must admit I love her in these clothes. It shows all her smotth baby fat and makes you want to poke her.

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#45

Optional Stop

Optional Stop

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Heather
Community Member
3 years ago

And how did she pass the written test?Or is this a question she got wrong,but still answered the others correctly?Things that make u go hmmm

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#46

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the Perfect "Learning Moment". Think positive.

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#47

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Nailed it.

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#48

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

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Valentina Lattante
Community Member
3 years ago

she's freakishly strong though!

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#49

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

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Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

mmmmm..I have my doubts that he doesn't know what a microwave is. Sounds like he doesn't want to be asked to do simple tasks.

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#50

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

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Sreejith
Community Member
3 years ago

may be, cant say.. new bussiness are evolving everyday

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#51

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Thankfully the bike was still there.

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#52

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

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Sreejith
Community Member
3 years ago

for his defence, nail polish is a makeup ;-)

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#53

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

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cool sun
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, at least your beard will stay curled!

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#54

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

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Heather
Community Member
3 years ago

Only knows ow to take them off. Smh lol

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#55

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

damn... that's a quick loss!!! you only need 4 to win?

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#56

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

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Red Panda Kitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Not that dumb - if you don't drink beer, why would you know about hops? And they look similar.

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#57

I Told My Husband To Buy Some Tortillas

I Told My Husband To Buy Some Tortillas

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brandon sat
Community Member
3 years ago

so put them in the freezer and if you want some, just sit them out on the counter and they will be thawed out in a couple of hrs.

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#58

Raspberries And Blueberries

Raspberries And Blueberries

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brandon sat
Community Member
3 years ago

blackberries are better tasting though to me.

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#59

I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This

I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This