Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.
If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!
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So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock
I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work
My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant
I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"
My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn
Breast Feeding
I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me
Organ Donor
That's what happens when you use Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" as an educational film...
Brown Cow
Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats
Doctors And Nurses
Crap. I'm a nurse so I must be a woman. Don't know I'm going to break the bad news to my penis...
I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills
My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster
My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.
Seeing a nice piece of meat getting murdered like this breaks my heart!
So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing
I love the reflection in his glasses :D At least it looks like she's sorry.
My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"
I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers
My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack
"But that's where they always are when you bake them and I come home!"
Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars
Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads
My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"
I don't know much about Pink Floyd..Apart from that it was some 70-80s band? I would think about Physics too..
Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!
This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare
I must admit I love her in these clothes. It shows all her smotth baby fat and makes you want to poke her.
I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes
My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself
Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This
I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There
I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe
I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific
Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time
