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40 Times People Spotted Such Hilarious And Absurd Signs, They Had To Share Them On This Facebook Group
Finding humor in unexpected places is what makes life on Earth less of a drag. And the best part is that you can enjoy these surprises even if you were born under an unlucky star and don't come across that many yourself. All you have to do is go online; there are plenty of places where people share their entertaining everyday discoveries. Like the Facebook group 'Funny Signs.'
It was created all the way back in July 2011, and even though it hasn't gotten that big (the group has 4,300 members), this community continues to share content and live up to its name. So we rounded up some of its most popular posts and hope it's enough to put a smile on your face. It definitely was for us!
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Rona is bad 3 years ago
I guess this should also add something about birds running at supersonic speeds
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Everything is fascinating. 3 years ago
Did he hum a tune? Was it a Looney tu..... never mind.
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CaptainDinosaur 3 years ago
Our coyotes around here are pretty chill. Occasionally a neighborhood cat will go missing, but you usually just hear them at night, hollering back and forth.
1Zs Girl 3 years ago
Coyotes here have started attacking people..going right up to their patios or whatever and biting folks....
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Ayasuma 3 years ago
For the people who seriously do not know, when you go hiking people are supposed to be prepared, bring a small gardening hand shovel and dig a hole and bury it. There are other options also. Some places require you to bag it up and haul it out. Nobody wants to be on a scenic hike and have to step around human waste. When hiking S**t happens, be prepared.
Pandamonia 3 years ago
Where are you supposed to poop when the feeling hits and there are no toilets around (my assumption)?
Aussie panda 3 years ago (edited)
No one is choosing this for kicks. It’s not like people are trying a Rock poop challenge on TikTok…
Blackstone 3 years ago
I mean, people grown adult people poop in changing rooms and then smear it on the wall, so I completely believe it.
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
“Grown people” also s**t & smeared it on the walls of the Capital bldg. humans simply suck.
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Adrian Elliott 3 years ago
They should make a sign, like this for San Francisco and Seattle sidewalks.
To get a better understanding of some of these seemingly non-sensical signs, let's take a look at what science can tell us about absurdity.
Nathan A Heflick, Ph.D., is currently a senior lecturer in psychology at the University of Lincoln in the United Kingdom. To understand absurdity, he says, we must first know what's a schema.
"A schema refers to people's expectations," he wrote in Psychology Today. "So for instance, one's schema for a card deck is that hearts are red, and spades are black. If you were to play with a deck with the colors reversed, this would disrupt your schemas."
Cognitively, schemas are important because they enable us to process and use a ton of information in the world very quickly with minimal effort and fuss. "To put this in perspective, imagine going some place entirely new where you have no idea what to expect. The sheer effort exerted in trying to function without your usual schemas would be exhausting."
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enigma 3 years ago
fun fact:babies are naturally manipulative.if they fall and you dont react,they act the same as you.but if you ask are you okay,they immediately start bawling their eyes out.
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François Carré 3 years ago
Now I'm worried about babies eating their siblings' homework, and teenagers waking you up putting their buttholes in front of your face.
Red 3 years ago
Never met a teenager that rubbed their head against my boobs while I opened a can of tuna.
Evelyn Ann 3 years ago
I mean...yes? Never thought about it but yes i am daily begged for food right after feeding the cats... constantly snubbed... They look embarrassed by attention when its unwanted...and definitely don't want to be in public with you!
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Inigo Montoya 3 years ago
Well, my house is definitely safe. My wife has an unhealthy relationship with wind chimes.
AnnaBanana 3 years ago
I love wind chimes, but not the metal ones. They don't get on with my ears, unfortunately. I love the bamboo ones that have been tuned specifically, except that they cost a fortune so I have to save up before I buy them!
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
I’ve been calling them that for about 15 years now. I’m amazed more of them don’t smash their faces—-well, foreheads, since they’re looking down, and not looking where they’re going—-habitually walking into poles and doors more often.
Phyzzi 3 years ago
I can actually navigate reasonably well and seem to be just looking at my phone... at walking speed at least, if I am not worried about reacting to cars or something fast. But, like, I saw you 100 ft away on the sidewalk, I hear your footfalls, don't need to stare at you to know where you are.
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Amy Pattie 3 years ago
As an avid player of the mobile running game, Zombies, Run!, I appreciate this sign.
Blackheart 3 years ago
My whole family purchased new phones (better deal to do it all at once). One week later, mine is still in the box. Weird, I know.
Karen Klinck Klinck 3 years ago
Not weird at all. I refuse to get a 'smart' phone.
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JayWantsACat 3 years ago
Earlier this week I walked past two people pushing strollers who had their heads focused on their phones. This was downtown in my city, which is exactly an area that you need to keep your head up. Especially so if you're with a baby. I still cant comprehend what was more important than the safety of their kids.
Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago
Updating their status on social media, #lol,just nearly got Jaden run over.
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We had this problem outside an Italian restaurant i worked at when pokemon Go was first released! There was a "gym" on the city deck behind restaurant. People would walk across road staring at phone- there were several hit by cars as it is a small winding road about 1.5 lanes wide, no room to avoid people suddenly stepping in front of you
Science shows that we are motivated to maintain our existing schemas. For example, the meaning maintenance model by Steven Heine, Travis Proulx, and Kathleen Vohs, says that people's need for things to make sense (to be meaningful, and consistent with their schemas and expectations) is so strong that when it is disrupted, people act with increased efforts to restore their "meaning frameworks."
In one study Proulx and Heine exposed participants to a story written by Franz Kafka. The story starts out with a clear storyline (a doctor heading out to help with a child's toothache) and ends with a series of meaningless statements.
As Heflick pointed out, from the perspective of the meaning maintenance model, this should elicit an increased need to affirm and validate one's sources of meaning (one's schemas and expectations).
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sapphic ravenclaw 3 years ago
The gradient on the word “restaurant” looks like the lesbian flag
Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
I was gonna comment this lol- I thought I was just really really gay
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PixxelDust 3 years ago
Do I spy a lesbian flag in the word 'restaurant' or is that my gay brain getting the better of me?
Pansexual Pancake (She/they) 3 years ago
Friend: "Alright, no alcohol for you. It's the middle of the day!" Me: "So I can only get items on the food parts of the menu? Like, say, the soup section?" Friend: "Sure, that's fine." Me: "Aight." *orders soup of the day* Friend: no-dont-pl...47b3e0.jpg 
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Jack Holt 3 years ago
If you answer the door in your underwear they don't come back
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Amy Taylor 3 years ago
Well, I work in film, and we have signs all over the studio stating that anytime you walk on the stage, you're consenting to have your likeness on camera (a lot of behind the scenes filming happens) and it's enforceable.
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MCMLXXIII 3 years ago
Your reaction made me laugh more than the sign did lmao
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Petra Moon 3 years ago
This is about golf. In our local golf club there’s a sign in the mens toilets saying “please don’t wash your balls in the sink. Use the ball washer outside”
Pandamonia 3 years ago
Good thing there is a picture underneath the first warning mentioning balls
And in the study, this occurred through an increased ability to learn a new language. Specifically, participants were exposed to a list of digits and then were more likely to detect patterns in a made-up grammar system when they had just read the absurd, meaninglessness story by Kafka.
"Put differently, when people had their schema threatened by reading something that did not make sense, they responded with an increased capacity to learn," Heflick explained.
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Paul Marney 3 years ago
No its not.turns out they are photography terms😭😭😭
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Willa L 3 years ago
Idk, I guess you could see it that way but im a femenist woman and i simply see this as funny
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BigMamaDave X 3 years ago
🙏🏻 ....and lead us not into temptation... just point the way, and we'll find it on our own! 😏
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It's Izzy 🇺🇦 3 years ago
Sigh. Just got home from 8 hours of rehearsals (musical). Still need to practice a lot tonight though. Show in a fortnight. Still don't know half the songs.
BRODOOLERINGO 3 years ago (edited)
Sounds like guitar class in high school. He got mad because I played his songs "too fast" and you could smell the booze from his coffee cup from 5 feet away.
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Stardust 3 years ago
This sign tells us that dinosaurs didn’t have guns, they used to attack with pollen
J Ko 3 years ago
Another dinosaur with longer arms handed them to the T-Rex.
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Don't Look 3 years ago
He looks quite unhappy with the guns and quite pleased with the flowers.
meow point1 3 years ago (edited)
Apparently, T-Rexes with guns aren't allowed, but T-Rexes with flowers are. Don't ask me why, though.
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BigMamaDave X 3 years ago
To taco, or not to taco...that is the question -- especially when arriving at a at a crossroads of life. 😏😉
ButterflyMcQueen 3 years ago
This sign is incredibly important, helpful, and informative. There should be more of them.
The psychologist said this research has several interesting implications. "For starters, schemas serve many useful functions. But, when schemas are broken, they increase learning. So, presumably, people need to overcome their natural tendency to protect their schemas to maximize their ability to learn."
In practical terms, this could suggest that when people isolate themselves from outside information to protect their schemas (such as only watching or reading things that verify their views), they hinder not only their ability to learn about other perspectives (through a lack of information) but also their ability to learn anything novel or different.
So when you think about it, the folks behind these signs are actually doing a public service. They're increasing everyone's desire and ability to learn. I know, it sounds like a stretch, but science says so!
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blobby_grrl 3 years ago
ha!!! (i would probs be the tall person with low standards....)
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ButterflyMcQueen 3 years ago
I am the tall person with.low standards who knows how to pick up the bowl🤫
Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago (edited)
No. It is not. It is simply a descriptor. Stop looking for trouble where there is none. It's okay to not get offended over every little thing, and just enjoy a laugh sometimes. Try it. You might be happier. Sincerely, a short person, who's married to an even shorter person, both of whom thought this was funny.
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Kathy 3 years ago
Oh, but they are judging, aren't they! Impugning short folks like that, as if short people, being closer to the ground, naturally have lower morals... And conversely, tall folks, being closer to God, naturally have higher morals and therefore would not stoop to such depraved and obscene behavior as to bend over and drink from a dog bowl... That's discrimination against the vertically challenged, that is!
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foofoofloofy 3 years ago (edited)
Can we all agree how woefully underrated and underappreciated Futurama was?
Yelena Yardeen 3 years ago
I just wanna know if all the staff got in the same bed to watch Futurama
Taylor Carroll 3 years ago
What was it, a hurricane? Maybe it's just me but coffee makes EVERYTHING better.
Yayheterogeneity 3 years ago
Oh, they are like me, just more daring! I rarely manage to pull through.
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Inigo Montoya 3 years ago
Today is my mom's 60th birthday, I will make sure this one happens in a few hours.
Shay 3 years ago
Not as funny when your mother is an alcoholic, and she’s openly expressed to you that you’ve been a burden since the day you were born.
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
I'm so sorry Shay. For what it's worth, I'm sure you were a wonderful child. Your mom's true burden was her own mind, she just didn't know it. It's a shame she missed out on loving her child and sharing in her life.
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Interestingly, Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.
"You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose wrote. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it. Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them."
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Karen Klinck Klinck 3 years ago
More likely several someones peed on the seat, and someone got dirty underwear because there was no TP.
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Paul Marney 3 years ago
Doesn't matter how fast its moving if it jumps out of the bog im screaming and definitely not replacing
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Robert Trebor 3 years ago
Why did the rude and unreasonable chicken cross the road? It wanted some strange juice, but suddenness happened, and the very crafty slippery was stolen.
Inigo Montoya 3 years ago
I can relate to the rude & unreasonable chicken one. Some of my chickens are a$$holes.
Adrian 3 years ago
Yep! First rule when using Google Translator:- translate the result back to the original language and see if it still makes sense. This is actually a fun activity for a rainy day: English - Korean - Spanish - English.
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eccentric_ferret 🇺🇦 3 years ago
PLEASE DONT CROSS ANY RAILINGS LEST SUDDENESS HAPPENS KILLED ME 🤣💀
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Basko 3 years ago
It reminds me my favorite childhood jokes. How do you get four elephants into Fiat 500? (Two in the front and two in the back, duh.) How do you know that there are elephants in the cinema? (Their Fiat 500 is parked outside.)
KariLovesHerKat 3 years ago
How do you know there is an elephant in your fridge? Foot prints in the butter. How do you know there are 2 elephants in your fridge? More Foot prints in the butter! How do you know there are 3 elephants in your fridge? You can't get the door shut!
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I once had a baby elephant try to get into my car. A 2 door Corolla.
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Emily Mulheran 3 years ago
We need to quit warning stupid people about the consequences of their ignorance. Otherwise social Darwinism will never work. 😏
NsG 3 years ago (edited)
Maybe just on the individual stuff. But I'm not a stupid person and would quite like not to be innocently taken out by a stupid person's cigarette explosion! Maybe we could add some small print - "idiots may be rugby tackled by people who can read and understand wanting signs"
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Claire Law 3 years ago
Can we also add "stop putting fuel in milk cartons" please (I know I can't believe people do this either)
Schwarzlose said territory in our brain is much like Manhattan real estate. It's both finite and expensive.
"Brains evolve and develop to make the most of that modest terrain. Your brain maps are distorted to save energy and space. And these distortions, in turn, distort how you perceive your world," she said.
Consider your sense of sight for a second. You can see far more detail at your center of gaze, or where you are looking at any given moment, than out of the corner of your eye.
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Lulxby 3 years ago
Yeah! Like long yellow thing bread, and long yellow thing pudding! <3
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Leanna Krys 3 years ago
Oh, long yellow things! Are they boneless though? boneless-b...d60c64.jpg 
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SoozeeQ 3 years ago
I read this in Fraulein Maria's voice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNmp5hZBmQ4
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Well, since I can't get home, it's off to the pub until the side road opens.
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It's Izzy 🇺🇦 3 years ago
Maybe if I say I got neutered the nosy aunts won't ask when I'm having kids...
Melissa J 3 years ago
Can we neuter them dor parking in the ♿ handicap spots too??? Laziness doesn't qualify under Handicap tag usage.
Karen Klinck Klinck 3 years ago
Racy sports car, long lanky guy who takes off running = a*****e who took grandma's parking tag when she got too infirm to drive. He parks in handicapped because not only is it close to work, he doesn't want his precious sports car scratched.
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Donald Holder 3 years ago
What if the illegal parker is a girl? Can't Neuter whats not there!?
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Don't Look 3 years ago
Why do you have heavy luggage in your afternoon plans?
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Rachel W B 3 years ago
What if in running with my competitive dog in the pushchair while getting of a plane 🤔
"Ideally, you would be able to see things equally well out of the corner of your eye as you do at your center of gaze. But you need more neurons, and more connections between those neurons, to represent fine details," Schwarzlose said.
"In order to see equally well in your visual periphery as you do at your center of gaze, the visual maps in your brain would have to be thirteen times larger. If this change sounds innocuous, think again. It would make your visual brain maps alone too large to fit inside your skull. And that would leave no room for the brain maps you rely upon to hear, feel, and move."
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It's Izzy 🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
Can anyone explain why it would keep getting stolen (sorry, pretty dumb here)? Edit: Thanks everyone, I didn't get the joke. Kinda funny I guess.
KariLovesHerKat 3 years ago
420 code for smoking marijuana. It's an American thing
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Deann Culver 3 years ago
Went to college with a girl named Mary Jane High. For anyone who doesn't know, Mary Jane is another nickname for marijuana.
Liz Rogers 3 years ago (edited)
Driving down I-25 years ago in NM the 69 mile marker sign was simply blank. Shortly after that was another sign that simply indicated you were going south. No sign to tell you how many miles to the next major city, just 'south'. My brother and I had a good laugh but it really did feel like the middle of nowhere!
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Martin Kaine 3 years ago
Well, we're out of cake!! We didn't think there would be such a rush!
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Something to eat when traffic’s backed up because some idiot decided to drive like it’s sunny and 70 (degrees Fahrenheit) because their SUV has 4 wheel drive (useless on icy roads), and the highway patrol has to make room for the tow trucks.
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Pansexual Pancake (She/they) 3 years ago
*Sounds of screaming and crashes*
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Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
Ever followed a dump truck full of gravel a bit too closely?
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To avoid such outcomes, brain maps devote most of their estate to representing detailed information from "sweet spots" for perception, at the expense of basically everything else.
"Oddly enough, your ability to perceive crucially depends on all that you don't perceive. Thanks to our limited senses and distorted brain maps, you can experience and interact with your world... and do it all with a brain that's smaller than a breadbox."
So maybe it's not a big deal that we don't get some of these signs after all?
#30
Falicity Humdinger 3 years ago
I will willingly drink in any bar that uses dad jokes this wisely.
#31
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
New business idea: a garage where the mechanics double as strippers. There's big money to be made, I'm tellin' ya!
Basko 3 years ago
I don't know what would be worse. Seeing my mechanic naked or letting my stripper change my oil.
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Quinn Nix 3 years ago
How many of you, when you saw the words "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS", heard the Motley Crue song in you head? (Just me? Oh, well, then... )
Quinn Nix 3 years ago
"Service Center"? How does that song go? (Just kidding.)
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Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
All I know is that the girls, girls, girls portion is a reference to Girls, Girls, Girls by Mötley Crüe.
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Luna Crow 3 years ago
I keep hearing about you, but I believe this is the first introduction. Do you feel used?
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chiizkake 3 years ago
One door leads to salvation, and the other to certain death. One of these doors only tells lies, and one tells only the truth. NOW CHOOSE.
harold gelnaw 3 years ago
The fact that most of these signs have to be posted just shows you how much God loves stupid people
Parmeisan 3 years ago
To be fair, frequently the exact same wording is used to mean the other *set* of doors, aka the other entrance.
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Am I the only one that interpreted this as a mistress type situation in a relationship?
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Jenny Lorenz 3 years ago
Spinach in teeth, sauce on shirt, booger hanging out of nose.... yeah you look fine. Don't worry about a mirror.
Sabrina Bowen 3 years ago
I'd better not... I looked amazing when I left the house... Just "fine" is not okay!
PixxelDust 3 years ago
Thanks, I'm fabulous, but I really need to know if I've got chocolate on my face....
HumanBeingFromEarth 3 years ago
Welcome to abnegation. Looking at yourself is a sign of vanity and curiosity, erudite, You should only look at yourself every 6 months.
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Ben 3 years ago
It's fake, from a series of posts of someone putting up funny signs in supermarkets.
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RadiatorAnkleSpider 3 years ago
A lot of these signs are giving ideas most people would probably never conceive of…
Paul Marney 3 years ago
Tescos subliminal advertising to sell more cabbages is why im banned from tesco
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Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?
Pansexual Pancake (She/they) 3 years ago
Me: *touches the wire and dies* Worker: "Oy! You need to pay for that!" Me: *Comes back to life and pays*
Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
Smh American healthcare. they won’t even let you die without making you pay big money
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sugar-dusted-strawberries 3 years ago
who downvoted parmeisan?? i swear the bp trolls take it too far
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Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
And you just stood there and let me do it? C'mon a little help here.
BRODOOLERINGO 3 years ago
I'm not religious but I want this. You can put that over any door, it's like a fun game lol
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Craig Reynolds 3 years ago
How often did this happen to require THIS sticker? Hand-Dryer...1-jpeg.jpg 
Kathleen Cronkrite 3 years ago
Use to live in Austin, TX where the Arroyo is located. I would go out of my way just to read the sign.
Donald Holder 3 years ago
How many tead this twice and the first time it was a whole other meaning?!
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Madhuri Das 3 years ago
But use Google Lens and then translate. It gives kinda accurate results atleast.
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Inigo Montoya 3 years ago
To be fair, the last potato I had was cut into small pieces, cooked and eaten. So the logic here is kinda solid.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Would have to be a razor sharp angle to treat a potato badly.
necessary cephalopod 3 years ago (edited)
Rules for life. A potato once got hurled at my bro-in-law's balls. No way I want to be treated like that.
Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
You dont want something hurled at your balls? Or you don't want to be hurled at your BIL's balls?
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Dave Stilwell 3 years ago
Must be teaching the new Sex Ed material, as the students come first.
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Abby Harrison 3 years ago
idk what's more hilarious this comment, or the post.
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Dillon Brown 3 years ago
Also limit unnecessary posts. This is an example of an unnecessary post.
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
In order to know what the sign says people who are visually impaired MUST touch the sign.
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Evelyn Ann 3 years ago
It's usually pollack. Not sure how it gets crab consistency though
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Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
I still have a big scar on my left hand where I was bitten by a rattlesnake a couple decades ago.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Then you’re a prime example of why we don’t pet rattlesnakes. Bet you don’t do it any more!
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
With a carpet critter like that you must have the cleanest floors!
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LostSage 3 years ago
This could be a reality in Korea (though I think many have stopped eating dogs recently)
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
Actually there are surprisingly many places where people may eat dogs. I recently found out there's some very small places in Switzerland where dogs are eaten too (I'm Swiss so I was kinda confused). The only Korean i know has never seen anyone eating a dog tho when he was a child living there. Sometimes the world is really a weird place.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Maybe he should go to that elementary school’s Leteracy Night (see above, if it makes the cut later today).
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Oh good, my last DVD player kept trying to evangelise me. So annoying.
Thomas Santiago 3 years ago (edited)
😂😂😂😂😇😇😇😇 Me calling the 1-800 hundred number " it won't play the 10 Commandments or the Matrix!? But it plays Dogma, Fight Club and Miracle on 34th Street just fine! I don't get it?"
Matthew Lindeman 3 years ago
I have been looking for one of these! Mine keeps giving me bible verses
David A Miller 3 years ago
I used to sell a VCR tape player that automatically censored R-rated movies for family movie night. I don't know if they are still available.
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necessary cephalopod 3 years ago
Misread your comment as IamYourRealitySherpa. Now I want a Reality Sherpa.
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Stardust 3 years ago
Fun entertainment! Watch in horror as these chainsaws spring to life and destroy your family. Revolutionize entertainment with Chainsaws™
Betta Fish 3 years ago
Naw what's better is that guy is eating the popcorn with that face
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CosmicWolf1031 3 years ago
(Burst through door) your under arrest for reading the sign!!
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Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
Love it! And even the first two words alone would have made me giggle. What can I say? I may be a 42 year old woman. But inside, I'll always be a 12 year old boy. 🤷😂
James Tomlinson 3 years ago
At least they are doing SOMETHING with all that gas on the places. We all know you did it! Cause we did too!
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Some Cool Guy 3 years ago
Makes you wonder what kind of person made them have to put up this sign
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Oh I know you know the kind of person who made them have to put up this sign. They’re all over the place. Most of us have at least one in the family, and probably several at work.
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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
We had a Burger Chef in my city when I was a kid. Their food was good too, and they cooked it fresh when you ordered. It was more like an old school soda fountain than a fast food place. Sadly, McDonald's put them out of business.
Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
McDonald's stole their kids'-meal-with-a-free-toy-inside idea, too. Ever hear anybody refer to a Happy Meal as a "Fun Meal"? Care to take a guess what Burger Chef called their kids' meals?
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There’s still a Burger Chef somewhere?! Please tell me where (unless this is a really old picture)! Oh, it’s been such a long long time.
Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
Awe! Peace on Earth! If only people felt like that the Other 364 days of the year...🙄
Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago (edited)
Well, the photo has to be somewhat old, there is a phone booth next to the sign.
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Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
Look up Larry the Cable Guys joke about the dude that glued to a toilet seat at Home Depot! 😂😂😂
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EpicVoidBird YT 3 years ago
I am actually confused what they are, they look like apples but I can't tell
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Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
Ummm, pretty sure that you’re supposed to be comparing those to oranges, not blueberries.
Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
Maybe fruit can be non-binary and gender fluid, too. Maybe the store is trying to be sensitive and inclusive. I think that's nice of them. 😉
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jon gilbertson 3 years ago
i used to be a male stripper. women would throw dollar bills at me yelling,"take it off" once i was naked, they'd throw five dollar bills yelling,"put it back on!" (self deprecating humor)
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Anonymous Question 3 years ago
https://photos.app.goo.gl/osboTv9MLYn9nsnCA here's your proof, it ruined my dogs weekend to see this sign.
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Amazingly, someone actually used a hyphen correctly. Or perhaps I should say someone included a correctly-used hyphen.
Kelley Baltierra 3 years ago
I wouldn't want to interrupt dogs golfing with my silly motor driven vehicle
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Jenna Anderson 3 years ago
Given its a Florida sign, it's probably intentional. They want you to keep your babies but don't want anything to do with them after that.
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Persp Gold 3 years ago (edited)
"aw, cheer up, we'll figure this employment thing out. So what can you do?"
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Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
That's deck non-stop, this is how fd up spell check is now, it took artificial intelligence 2 seconds to realize We were the problem, they have rovers on Mars! And I try to spelk discrimination, wow, thank non helping Google spy mother#$%$##!!!
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Robert Trebor 3 years ago
Pie Fight! A pie in the face will slow you down. The cake will trip you.
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Jen&Tonic 3 years ago
Wouldn’t this be one of the safer places to park with valuables in your car?
Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
It depends on what country you are in. There is a saying in the USA that people always have the best stolen merchandise and DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) agents always have the best drugs.
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Sharon Peters 3 years ago
Aw, the memories, this sign/building sat on the corner of Charleston & Las Vegas Blvd., north end of the Strip. I drove by it everyday for yrs and always wanted a pic, always had a chuckle, but it was the late 90's/early '00
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Alicia M 3 years ago
Don hates abortions so much I bet he'd really flip to find out that Trump funded at least eight of them.
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Evelyn Ann 3 years ago
Please tell me there was a beard and cane in image
Load More Replies... Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
Somewhere else, I guess. Maybe in the fitting rooms? Or in the middle of a round clothes rack?
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Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago (edited)
You can't, chronologically speaking. But there IS a disorder that makes children's bodies age rapidly. It's called progeria. It usually first presents around 18-24 months. By 6 or 7, they lose all their hair and teeth, their skin becomes thin and loses elasticity, and they look like tiny little old people. They're adorable, actually, and so sweet. But unfortunately, they also suffer from age associated health problems by that time, too. Arthritis, heart problems, brittle bones, vision problems, etc. It's a sad, b/c mentally they're still little kids, and they want to do the same stuff all little kids do. But their bodies won't let them. The oldest progeria survivor was 43. But most pass around their mid-teens or so, from things like heart attacks and strokes. And they usually don't achiece sexual maturity. So they usually can't have any kids of their own. Most of the time. Anyway, I know this isn't what the sign means, at all. And it probably wasn't what your question meant, either. But it's interesting information. And maybe you, or someone else, learned something. Awareness is always a good thing. 🤷😊
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I've got some bandaids you can use afterwards!
Load More Replies... Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
You'd think that last part would be bigger.. Or mabey, nope i give up, what's this 92? People are dumb.
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
It's a photoshopped joke sign that's been doing the rounds at least since I was a teenager. My Mum had a print-out of it on her office wall.
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Luna Crow 3 years ago
I mean, the church kinda stole it from the pagan fertility festival, so...
A Kirkendoll 3 years ago
Ha! I attended this church when I was in high school...many, many years ago. This absolutely made my day. Thank you!
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
I knew it! Holy Rollers only have sex once a year—-when the word “risen” is mentioned!
Falicity Humdinger 3 years ago
Well if you're a male Catholic priest working at a Sunday school, probably quite a lot. Too much? That was too much wasn't it! 😉
Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
Well...by myself, or with a partner? Cause that makes a LOT of difference...
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Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago
I think if you need signage to remind you to live & laugh or one that states your home is indeed your home, you may have already been lobotomized.
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Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
"There is a place where the sidewalk ends and before the street begins, And there the grass grows soft and white, And there the sun burns crimson bright, And there the moon-bird rests from his flight, To cool in the peppermint wind..."
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Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago (edited)
Your body might still be cold. But your heart will be warm! 🌺 🌹 🌻😊
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Jespren Ray 3 years ago
Given the different colors, I wonder if the days/colors align with specific parking lots, spaces, or rows. Like I can imagine areas of a lot/street/complex being off limits during certain days due to say garbage pick up, street cleaning, or even like-at a court house or police department-where the prisoner transports park or are loaded/unloaded. Yes-this looks crazy stupid-but I wonder if there is some sort of (semi)valid thought behind it? I’ve lived places where you couldn’t park on the “odd” side of the street Tuesday overnight or “even” side Thursday due to scheduled street sweeping for example.
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Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
Wall will take your spouse, and turn your children against you.
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A Gondring 3 years ago
There was a well-drilling company that had this slogan, and their letterhead even had a hole with short lines radiating out!
Evelyn Ann 3 years ago
My son's dad does snow removal, had a sign on his truck "Get Plowed" with his phone number. A few ladies called asking if he was single xD
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
That looks like a really small toilet, um, opening. More seat than bowl. Not sure most men can aim that well.
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Inigo Montoya 3 years ago
Great, now the geese can read. We may be in trouble if they continue to evolve.
Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
Good luck with that! Animal Control won't even $%%#$ with those #$%$! Gator, no problem, what now? Geese? Burn it down and move.
A Thousand Years Wide 3 years ago
Aren't migratory birds protected? I remember living in an area that had a golf course and legally they couldn't do anything about the geese.
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NsG 3 years ago
It's on the M25 - so they're still lying about the timing! Wonder if Crowley's having another go at the sigil....
Falicity Humdinger 3 years ago
The work of many umbrella people trying to open umbrellas is a common hold up on UK roads. Two years is good!
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Amy Pattie 3 years ago
I am such a hippie that I forgot dirty hippie had another meaning other than the drink 😭
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Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
Look up the Animanics where the go to the P sychiatrist... He needed one after
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Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
The electrician can get you wired. That could be fun, too.
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Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
A Beautiful Mind bar scene, did not go well, like the Naked Man from How I Met Your Oh My God I watched too much tv, ive wasted my life. But it was Fun! 👍😎😁
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Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
'In his letter to the Romans, the apostle Paul uses the metaphor of a “circumcision of the heart” in order to argue for the inclusion of non-circumcised Gentiles into the congregations of Jesus-followers in Rome and elsewhere (Rom 2:28–29)'
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Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Sounds really really painful, and I've had open heart surgery. I'd say, no thank you, been there, done that, not fun. That St. Paul chap was a very naughty boy if you ask me.
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Toby 3 years ago
Mafeking is a town in South Africa where the British garrison was besieged during the Boer War. Its liberation was widely celebrated in the UK.
Toby 3 years ago
In fact the celebrations were so wild they gave rise to the verb 'to maffick'.
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Thomas Santiago 3 years ago
Funny story, There is a St in Florida called Knaw Bone, turns out if you had the first house on the st back in the day you could name it, they went to this guys house to ask him and he wasn't home, so the asked his neighbor where his was and said, " Don't know, he went thataway knawing on a bone." 😁😎👍
Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
Also in some places-like Ireland I think maybe?-fúcking is actually pronounced fecking.
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Falicity Humdinger 3 years ago
Some people just don't have a handle on their doors these days.
Marie BellaDonna 3 years ago
Why thank you, Captain Obvious! Did you bring the Obvious Brigade with you today?
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I don't think feeding printer ink to starving children is the solution to hunger problem.
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Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
He said he'd vote Republican next election, so I think this is a big fat lie. 😉
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