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Would you believe me if I told you that the world would be lost without signs?
Just think about it: signs on roads explain to you where you’re headed; signs on streets tell you what to expect and how to behave there; signs tells you what’s new, what’s relevant, what matters; signs even tell you how to feel in the most wholesome ways possible.
Signs also spew funny stuff, whether deliberately or not, and then they get picked up in this Facebook group. And then some pandas that are bored post them here and so here we are. Scroll at your heart’s content.
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HelmGrass 2 years ago
pfffiew... cats are alowed!! YAY!! (probably because cats make everything better)
the_avenging_knight 2 years ago
Somebody has a great sense of humor. If I had a restaurant, I would totally buy this!
Ripley 2 years ago
it's Obvious Plant. They create a lot of products and signs that are. . . creative.
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Sawdust 2 years ago
As long as they don't morph into a unicycle, they're OK.
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WindySwede 2 years ago
Nor even the mainstream proven theory of the time. Just some grumpy dimmy dude. That why source critique is so important.
Load More Replies... Melody 2 years ago
Well, neither is everything in the library. I'm looking at you, book about aliens building the pyramids that I found in the school library in middle school.
Jeremy Bell 2 years ago
What was the section that it was under? "History", "Sci-Fi", "Fiction", "Non-Fiction"?
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RedMarbles 2 years ago
I'd still put all my money on the library books over the internet in a contest of relative accuracy.
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Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago
My dog thinks, "Hey, that's a dog! I'm a dog! We can be best friends!"
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
It's that snitch a*s Chase. Quick, act like you don't smell him.
Abby Rexroth 2 years ago
Every time my pug hears the narrator speak at the beginning of COPS she loses her sh*t.
#4
Prince of Darkness 2 years ago
maybe they wouldn't be short staffed if they offerred a living wage
Elena House 2 years ago
Dude, entry level jobs are necessary. They're how you learn to be an employee. They're how you get the work experience needed to get a job that pays an actual living wage. And if they pay as much as you want them to, then the employer can't afford to hire anyone, and you don't get your freakin' tacos.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I think as long as the bear is on downers instead of uppers, it'll be fine. I'll even pay a $10 pet deposit.
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hcaballero57 2 years ago
That's one of the story you'll have to stop everything you're doing pull up a chair and listen
Amber The bear 2 years ago
I’m sorry I just wanted to hibernate there and not the woods. 😔 get with the times people!
As you might have already guessed, Bored Panda is littered (in the most positive sense of the word) in posts about funny, chucklesome, and hilarious signs that make people crack up. Don’t believe me? Feast your eyes on this, this, this, this and this. There’s probably more, but you get the point.
But it’s not without reason. Signs are an inherent part of our lives, achieving much more than we sometimes expect from them. While signs are generally messengers of information, they can do more. Purposes range from the aforementioned comedic effect to advertising or social campaigns to whatever this is.
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Heleen the Feline Panda 2 years ago
Not Betty because she'd be patiently waiting for you
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Alfonsothenerdyalpaca 2 years ago
That one five year old who does it with no expression that becomes a legend😎.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
If I weighed 30 pounds, I could do that too.
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Mojo Flizash 2 years ago
That's awesome!!! What do I get if I survive? Can I wear socks because I don't want to step in other people's bare foot funk?
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
I grew up on the streets of southern India, barefoot, with a hippy mama. I live on a volcano and our land is covered in a’ā lava rock. I’ve been conditioned my whole life to feel constrained by foot prisons. So, I think I could, along with many islanders & the barefooters of New Zealand, easily and without pain walk across the LEGO bed of fire.
Little Johnny... 2 years ago
Little Johnny jumped alla over dat! Then play wif and layers in!!
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Little Johnny... 2 years ago
This is why I don't use that pharmacy. That would be gone.Under my current situation.
Spikey boi 2 years ago
Explanation: During Prohibition, alcohol given out as a prescription from doctors (yes this was real) was still legal, so doctors essentially became liquor dealers
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Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
Seems legit to me... after all, a bartender is a pharmacist but with a different drug.
Linda Cahan 2 years ago
I adore this!! I give talks on visual merchandising to retailers - this is a classic!!
Catherine Maven 2 years ago
The government that banned the sale of liquor actually approved the sale of liquor if the bottle said "for medicinal purposes" ... Section 7 of the Volstead Act permitted alcoholic beverages as a treatment by a doctor who “in good faith believes that the use of such liquor as a medicine by such person is necessary and will afford relief to him from some known ailment.” - source: https://prohibition.themobmuseum.org/the-history/the-prohibition-underworld/alcohol-as-medicine-and-poison/#:~:text=Section%207%20of%20the%20Volstead,by%20letting%20doctors%20prescribe%20alcohol
Jeffrey Diehl 2 years ago
Yah. The Volstead Act had more holes than Swiss cheese. And some provinces in Canada trying that same experiment around the same time had similar loopholes.
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CHRISTY SMITH 2 years ago (edited)
I didn’t know they laid down for the longest time, I was told they sleep standing up, so I was extremely distraught when I saw one lying down and thought he was hurt.
Janner Wingfeather 2 years ago
So many animals look dead when they sleep. I’ll see a chicken on the ground contorted into what looks like rigor mortis, but no, it was just taking a dust bath.
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Anagram margana 2 years ago
No they don’t. They LIE down. Sigh…will this ever sink in??? Love, Grammarianne
TooTrue 2 years ago
Thank you! I am so fed up with the incorrect use of lay rather than lie, it drives me mad. Chickens lay eggs, we lie down!
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Hi! I'm bored. 2 years ago
Sometimes I wonder if someone put a sign there then how many times have people done that to make it a rule?
Xenia Harley 2 years ago
It's true! Even as a horse owner, I occasionally check my horses if they are lying down for long!
This listicle’s selection of signage comes from a Facebook page simply called Funny Signs. It is a mostly inactive page with around 24,000 followers that features hundreds of the most random shots of the most random signs being randomly funny.
The aim of the page is to collect pictures of funny and strange signs from around the world for people’s entertainment and engagement. These include warning, road, restaurant, bathroom, church and various other types and origins of signs.
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CaptainDinosaur 2 years ago
I recently learned that diarrhea is hereditary.... It runs in your jeans.
victoria torres 2 years ago
I'm reading this while on the toilette. With diarrhea. My 5 year old kid present 🤦🏻♀️
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Introduce yourself properly by telling us what we really want to know. Is it a dog or a cat trying to hammock in your undies?
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Wandering_Frog 2 years ago (edited)
Why all the funny comments gone? There was nothing wrong whith it, cmon BP! 😭
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𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 (𝕤𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕖𝕣) 2 years ago
Of course it’s angry, wouldn’t you be angry if you were getting fried?
Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
Reminds me of the first Hulk movie with Edward Norton. His translation was off on one word speaking some Asian language (I think it was Chinese or Japanese), wherein he said, “You’re making me angry. You won’t like me when I’m hungry.”
#13
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Neerin Yr Pet Aes E Less Nts is what the blue says, I’m probably the only one who read it that way
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
I used to drive by that place all the time. They had great signs.
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Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
Church Lady! I'd completely forgotten about her! I miss old people's SNL.
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Jennifer Freytes 2 years ago
Exactly especially people who need to endlessly breeding like roaches
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Probably need a dozen now thanks to that blow to my self esteem.
Load More Replies... Nosirrow 2 years ago
More people should realise they are not special. A teacher in the teachers' college told us many times how much smarter she was than us bc she graduated from a music school. So I joked her instrument was a triangle. Lots of teachers in that college were almost abusive and certainly mean to future teachers. A great way to never break the vicious circle of violence. So I'm the one who is breaking it.
Probably one of the coolest ways to use signs is what this fella decided to do. The Love On Every Billboard is an initiative kicked off by John Pogachar. One day, whilst knee-deep in work, an intrusive thought beckoned him with a question: “wouldn’t it be amazing to buy a billboard without it needing to sell or promote anything except for love?”
It wasn’t long until the thought became an idea and the idea became a reality that gained momentum and grew to a signage adventure. The idea revolves around a single word: love. It also revolves around a single color: red. This basic, yet fundamental design and concept has taken the world by storm.
What started off as a single billboard in Spokane, Washington turned into five billboards in Spokane, Washington. And then another 745+ around the globe. Yes, you read that correctly, the initiative has over 750 billboards that are solely dedicated to love.
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ShellsBells 2 years ago (edited)
DÌNK is censored? WTF? Edit: I was censored, so I had to correct it to be seen. I personally am a SINK.
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Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Even if you have no human kids, if you are owned by a cat they eat up a huge chunk of your money. Food, treats, toys, things to scratch, things to lay on and watch birds. But they are worth it and deserve every single cent you spend on them.
Casey Ironmonger 2 years ago (edited)
We're retired and our four fur kids are all dead and buried in the back yard. Last year, we were adopted by a cute feral tabby kitten whose tastes went from rats and mice to fancy aluminum canned cat food to chicken. Now, she ONLY eats chicken breasts. One day, we ran out of chicken ourselves, so we were forced to eat cat food! Hahahaha!!
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Jennifer Freytes 2 years ago
Hear that over breeders. Stop overpopulation it's ruining this world. Disgusting
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Spikey boi 2 years ago
Everyone knew that Aquaman drowned before watching the movie so no big deal
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
In Star Wars? I only seen the first of each, so apparently I'm missing a lot of info.
Load More Replies... Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Crying is a form of de-toxing. It's actually good for you. So anyway, in the final scene...
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago (edited)
We always got to preview nights for new films when the projectionist loaded them up the first time!
Found In A Dustbin. 2 years ago
I would talk about it on purpose tho... Cause I'm a savage....
#18
Lotekguy 2 years ago (edited)
That BRB seems proper for an eternal being. Relatively speaking, our life span is like that of a mayfly.
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#19
ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago
The more you weigh, the harder it will be for the paramedics to lift you into the ambulance
Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago
Towhyaoaaeac, I think it's just that they didn't have enough black letters
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Jeremy Porter 2 years ago
The fatter you are, the slower you run, so the easier it is for zombies to get you.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Reminds me of an episode of House MD..where the paramedics had to break a wall to get a big man out of his house. That happens.
In a short film about the Love billboards, it’s explained that Pogachar wants to leave this legacy, these Love billboards where people will be reminded that love is the foundation of everything and we need more love in the world.
Lisa Nichols Jell, the woman behind Bloom Ads, in collaboration with Outfront Media, donated one of their billboards in Los Angeles, CA to be transformed by love. She elaborated on the mission:
“Imagine a billboard that says love, and that’s all it says. And then driving past that, maybe you’re having a bad day, maybe you just had a fight with your children, maybe you just had a bad day at work or whatever. And you see this message out of nowhere. It doesn’t have any other logos on it, it doesn’t have any other messages besides ‘love.’ To me, that was very inspiring. So I thought, if it was able to reach someone—one person, 10 people, 1,000 people, 100,000 people—what an amazing thing that would be. And maybe we can change someone’s day, which can change everything.”
#21
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Great phrase! I believe I am going to use that term "water croutons"
#22
Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
Not if Jesus owns it. Oh wait, that was fish and loaves, not fish and chips. Nevermind.
Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
That was meant as a reply to Vinchenski. My bad.
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Natasha 2 years ago
Every time he’s eaten he is reincarnated so he can be eaten again.
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
I once passed a place called "Captain Nemo's Subs" and that was just excellent!
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#24
𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 (𝕤𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕖𝕣) 2 years ago
*screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Load More Replies... AnkleByter 2 years ago
They had to take this sign down-people complained. I saw a story about it, and it still cracks me up every time I see it!
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
It’s what happens to staff who complain about their insanely low wages!
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Soylent Green: Soylent no longer. Say it loud! I'm fried and I'm proud!
Vicki Smith 2 years ago
This was from an online news site. Included the in the article..."Speculations have been made in the local area that the McCrispy billboard will be replaced with fast-foof giants Burger King's flame-grilled Whopper, however, these claims have not been confirmed. "
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
No cash refunds. You can keep trying until you enjoy it tho.
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#26
Juris Macto 2 years ago
Do you want giant people eating spiders? This is how you get giant people eating spiders..
Chris Jones 2 years ago
UK. The Isle of Wight. Photoshopped. The signs are really for two museums. Bus museum and classic boats!! 😄
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Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
"Well, I mean, they're not wrong!" Edited for punctuation.
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Adam Zad 2 years ago
The Seven Dwarfs can't drink alcohol... because they're all miners. Sorry, I'll just get my coat and show myself out.
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
Please, because it's an old, old, old joke that plays better out loud.
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h Landshark 2 years ago
This is Portland. I used to live down the street from The Florida Room. Their sign regularly had hilarious messages on it.
Julia H 2 years ago
Quoting Galaxy Quest...miners not minors...Alan Rickman
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ShellsBells 2 years ago
No. It's a bar and a joke. But seriously, kids aren't allowed.
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Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago (edited)
I'm the guy who'd write that "X" and wink emoticon.
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
So, what they're saying is that you'll need the liquor to stand the family for the holidays.
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Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
Yes, that's probably the point of the photo.
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
There's a barricade blocking entry to the immigration museum which is reminding people of how some conservative governments want to block immigrants and refugees from entering their country.
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Spikey boi 2 years ago
It doesn’t even leave a shadow, and the lighting makes no sense!
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#35
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
After Amityville, realtors are required by law to disclose reports of weird phenomena, as well as crimes like murders that occurred in the house. Believe it or not, but it is true.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
I'm in Florida and there is no law requiring disclosure of any deaths that have occurred in a home. Only 3 states require disclosure, and New York (where Amityville is located) doesn't require disclosure.
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Hilary Mol 2 years ago
"No, honestly. There's nothing wrong with this house that's been on the market for three years."
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Right. I see HAUNTED AF, I'm buying!
Load More Replies... Jonathan Kilpatrick 2 years ago
Supposedly, this is a fairly common thing for realitiers to do around Halloween. It's a joke, basically.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Ever wonder how the “cleaners” …for lack of the correct term …deal with cleaning a violent crime scene? Oh man.
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Kim Lorton 2 years ago
If the unseen residents do not like you or do not approve of you, do not buy this house! Your living experience here, will be cut very short!!
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Originally this said 'haunted' in compliance with the law. But the wily realtor found a sign with an empty space in front of the word, and then bet his 5 year old she couldn't spell 'not' This theory would work better if 'not' was written all wobbly, with letters of different sizes. In crayon.
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Elliot 2 years ago
Thats what I thought- I didn't even think of it saying anything about God's living arrangements but oh well
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Jane Hower 2 years ago
Wait? What?? Oh, is it he is NO WHERE or he is NOW HERE???? Big difference
#37
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
What's even weirder is that this sign was posted in the women's bathroom
#38
UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
Does a quiet, reliable motorcycle not meet your need for attention? Try Harley-Davidson!
Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
Need to get to your destination slowly? Despise cornering quickly? Are you more show than go? Do you want a bike that also has a t-shirt, some chaps, a leather jacket, a denim vest, some trousers, a lot of chrome, an embossed loo roll holder, socks, underwear? In fact it can be your whole lifestyle. Harley-Davidson is for you! P.S. You best have a good credit rating or very deep pockets, this ride ain’t gonna be cheap.
Load More Replies... R1MV4Superleggera 2 years ago
What is not OK, wearing leathers and ALL those extra accessories with a logo HD made in china. Which I bet you, everything was made there, yeah, the lowest of the lowest quality stuff for you and your Harley
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dinocat88(she/her) 2 years ago
Be careful falling off a cliff is the actual translation, soooo. #NotAKarenJustCorrect (Edit:It is funnier with theirs so ha)
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Inhale through the nose. Exhale through the mouth. Drop your s**t through the a**s.
Sam Lin 2 years ago
It actually says *beware of falling off the cliff*, the word "小心" can both mean "carefully" and "beware of ". Bad translation.
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Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
We wouldn't want you to get hurt while falling into the cliff.
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Bill Swallow 2 years ago
No, you pay for the *cookie*! The *Gluten* is free! (It's a loss leader.)
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Waddling Land Fish (She/her) 2 years ago
Oh. I fight them using diabetes. Oh well.
Load More Replies... SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
First rule in diabetic children’s fight club: nobody talks about diabetic children’s fight club.
Prince of Darkness 2 years ago
I would totally fight a diabetic kid. The charity part is just a bonus.
Foffy Skrimshaw 2 years ago
I have to keep fighting them because they want to steal my Brownie
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Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
I grew up in Florida (and escaped), they seriously had self-guided audio tours for the blind of portions of the Everglades.
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
I like that he's waving hello as he rides to his death. That gives it a certain dash.
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Hilary Mol 2 years ago
If your depth perception is this bad, you've skipped far too many yearly eye exams.
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
So...Not a good entry point for robbing the rooms then. Hey, thanks for the pointer.
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Pamela Christie 2 years ago
What is it? A flame thrower or a fire extinguisher? Oh well, any port in a storm.
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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
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Pamela Christie 2 years ago
No. Shoes are things we buy and buy and buy. Feet are things with so many corns on them that we can't wear shoes..
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Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Wow! This ties in perfectly with a comment of my mom's that became our family motto: "Some bears are bigger than others."
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Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
Do your feet come from the door? I think the point is that the law requires you to smoke.
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Sierra (any/all) 2 years ago
i don’t remember the movie - maybe it was ‘hop’ but it was an easter movie where the easter bunny pooped jellybeans. A callback to that, maybe?
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
LOL I did this to my son once, when he was about 9 or 10. And yes, before anyone jumps me, he knew as soon as he saw it that it was a joke. Anyway, I filled a small basket with milk duds, and a attached a note from the Easter Bunny saying that since he was such a terrible, horrible little boy, all he was getting that year was a basket of Bunny poop. And then I left it out, where he would easily find it first thing. Like I said, he knew it was a joke, and I even put a PS on the other side of the note that said that, and that his REAL (well-filled) basket was still hidden. He laughed as hard as the rest of us.
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Wandering_Frog 2 years ago (edited)
Yes! Mine too! There was nothing wrong in these comments!
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Wandering_Frog 2 years ago (edited)
Yes! Mine too! There was nothing wrong in these comments!
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