People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

Ummm why?

I can see your camel toe.

Ridiculous, idiotic, stupid.

For very fancy cats!!

That is FUGLY.

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

They are on my Christmas wish list lol.

Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?

I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

"everyday objects"! lol

Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

That's not how you put on a straight jacket.

Oh boy

What a riDICulous vase!....

I once read, "If you're brave enough, ANYTHING can become a dildo!"

if you have wilted flowers growing from your pee pee you need to seek medical advice

I prefer a large Shiva personally ;-)

"Honey where should I put the flowers?"

Is this supposed to look like a Shivling? I am making the assumption because this product is called "Shiva". Very disrespectful and ignorant towards the Hindu religion to make something shaped like a penis and call it Shiva which is also the name of a Hindu God. Not a religious person myself, but this is not cheeky or clever.

A d**k vase that’s even a flesh-looking pink.

This looks like a child made it. For that price it would be better if it looked like the real thing. No sale.

MEMPHIS GROUP!!!!! You guys don’t understand how awesome they are. Everything about 80s design that we remember is in part because of Memphis. Look up “Memphis style 1980s” and tell me it isn’t cool AF.

Wait? So when Jewish people mourn, it's called sitting "shiva" Is THAT what "shiva" means??? No disrespect but I do P/T funeral home work & will NEVER get this picture out of my head

Not again

This probably is some higher level "art" which we normal people cannot understand. And cannot afford either - but that fact does not bother me at all.

doesn't look like a penis 5 stars

I've never seen a vase that can double as a dildo. I wonder if they have vibrating models?

Someone's pollinating.

for d**k heads

there are people who will buy this and just think that it is a pretty vase, but the price though???

The flowers made it worse

Damn.

it has plants growing from it

I think it is supposed to be in shape of a shivling, it says "shiva"

Phallic art has been around for literally thousands of years, this is just a very poor quality interpretation of the aesthetic.

it needs a face 🤭🤭🤭

IT DOUBLES AS SOMETHING ELSE!

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I wouldn't pay that much for a real one.

So that's what gonherria looks like!

wow! so not

No words...

Sadly on comes in pink

"I think, my dear, they pronounce it 'appiness" (to misquote a George Saunders story.

No black?!

Expensive and classless. *shakes head*