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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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ZazaChilvers Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

Vic
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was cheaper I would have bought it and run around with it making plane noises..

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fire bug
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can tie a string to this thing and I'd only charge $20,000. il_794xN11...26985c.jpg il_794xN1162745517_lhm4-6082b3e26985c.jpg

Luna Lovegood!
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but...for 39,000 DOES. IT. FLY. ?

Donald Pack
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...Why, Luna... dear, sweet Luna... It is a flight of... "Imagination"... ...Will this be cash or charge, madam? 😆

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Arf!
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk... it just seems a little plain...

Kimberley Gayle Thomas
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say it doesn’t look plain enough to explain that outrageous price. What in the world can you even put in there? A pair of socks? Pride?

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Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it's more expensive than the actual plane! Google it!

S
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the ugliest bag I've ever seen hands down

SCP-096
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everybody gansta till you bring the plane purse to the jenga game.

Damon Hill
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A purse is a purse. None of them are worth more than $19.95 and you can bet not a one cost more than $5 to make. (adding jewels doesn't count because no one in their right mind would carry a purse with precious stones attached)

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    #2

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    lexilafleur Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

    Abigail Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the 'Worth every penny' review 😂

    Arf!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all the proceeds go to CHAIR-ity

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, lemme get my credit card... there's only one left!?!

    fire bug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of this "chair bag" is a bag?

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered what it’s purpose was and then thought maybe just ugly jewelry but then I saw it’s billing itself as a “bag”. Now I’m bag to wondering about the purpose. What is the purpose of a bag that can’t hold anything?

    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda love it but in a funny way lol

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    #3

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    thaisaustin Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean to complete the creepy picture? Yeah, sure.

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    Kennedy Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cremation of my dads mom and it’s already creepy enough without any heads staring at me in the dark.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want them to make the heads with glowing eyes

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    luke sky mario
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh no, when I die I want my ashes made into a record that rickrolls people everytime they hear it

    Jonathan Klaus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the head on the right look like Cate Blanchette?

    Emmy the short one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On today's episode of how f****d up is f****d up? : 10/10 That's f****d up

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell to the no, not even for free

    PineappleQueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might just be me, but I think that’s actually kinda cool

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    Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

    Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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    #4

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    chinchlady701 Report

    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised Gwenthy Paltrow hasn't sold this on her Goop Website with some ridiculous disclaimer that it protects from vampires.

    Softsquatch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use it to bludgeon yourself to death with when you realise you spent $300 on a brick

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not a brick! Its a SUPREME BRICK!!!

    Biana Vacker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first thing that came to min was 'Their taking Brason to the next level'

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a test of just how stupid their base actually is.

    Emmy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol why buy it when you can make it? I would probably fail but its the thought that counts.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have been making fired-clay bricks 'themselves' for 6000 years, give it a try!

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    DoumaGreg Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fool and their money are soon parted.

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are moments in life when you really need a rock, trust me. For example, when you meet the guy who sells you rocks for 100 bucks...

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to know what this was - so I looked it up. It's just a rock in a leather pouch, it does nothing and has no purpose. And it's sold out! What is wrong with people?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An upscale Pet Rock? At least the originals only cost a buck or two.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who need to be reassured that they have an absolute "best" of everything.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, Bilbo needed a holster for all the stone's he's tossing.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha they wouldn't sell it if no one bought it 🤣

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold it to your ear. If anyone asks why, tell them you like listening to hard/soft Rock.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1970's Pet Rocks have grandpebbles. And boy are they a spoiled quarry

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    #6

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    raahinasomani Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want style and a snack🙄🙄

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that price tag, I'm kind of disappointed that the fruit isn't Bedazzled.

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanging fruit to entice monkeys, rabbits, small horses, pigs, etc to follow you?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe small children? You never know when you need one to kiss for a picture

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    Yasmin Janette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can sell you a replacement banana for $2,000 if you damage the original

    MarieTDr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could easily buy some artificial fruit at the dollar store and add one or the other to my Walmart bag as the mood strikes me.

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.thestar.com.my/lifestyle/culture/2019/12/13/couple-who-bought-us120k-banana-art-sense-it-will-be-iconic

    Hilu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that they're showing different options in the pictures. I wasn't totally onboard by the banana, but seeing the bag with a carrot really made a difference. First thing to pop into my mind then was 'would this go with an apple' - and they delivered!

    Lucas Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear these luxury companies are going way too far to get sales

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch Bag. . . when you're on a diet? ? ?

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    Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

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    The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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    perf_sonnet Report

    Dragon Whisperer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thank you for the water that shot out of my mouth and nose *L*

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only shoes that fit your cloven hooves?

    Isabelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ... free shipping 😁

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey y'all! Wanna look like a CAMELLLLLL!!!!

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tabi shoes are what Ninjas wear, made for climbing. theres socks with split toe too

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so the female ninja can climb trees in high heels I get it now.

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    Kno
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hear the cackle, it's me.

    Karen Gladden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw James Charles wearing a white pair of these in one of his posts. When I saw the photo, I immediately thought camel toe shoes. I think the beige ones might be even worse.

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    chelbee611 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridiculous, idiotic, stupid.

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's still plenty of stupid people who would actually where this . . .

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    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there seem to be pockets

    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be fooled, I bet that her hand goes as deep as the pocket is... so you can't put much in it.

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    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t go commando, or do. I’m not your mother.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see one of the Kardashian/Jenner's wearing these.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly meant for women who think their **you know** is their most interesting and important asset.

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these jeans come with sterling silver underwear too?

    Coco Chanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just defeats the purpose of pants.

    Honorary Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay even gen z wouldn’t wear this crap and sometimes we wear a lot of crap lol

    birdie asf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE would wear this crap and they really shouldn't bc wtf is this

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    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's gonna make an odd tanline.

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    #9

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    wakuwakuwooper Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For very fancy cats!!

    Lunaofthenest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'd imagine they're also very frustrated cats.

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    Bill Cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9,500 dollars for that damn ball of yarn.... the hell?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a desktop statue. My mom is a knitter. If it was steel or aluminum and priced accordingly I would so get it for her.

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    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG TIFFANY AND CO ENOUGH WITH THE F*****G STERLING SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To crochet silver granny square 👍

    Lucas Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For $9,500 you could probably get at least 200 balls of just regular gray yarn

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adds a whole new dimension to your crochet projects. . .

    Alyssa Fiedler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ain't THAT bad, I mean people DO knit

    marcos lv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still no grumpy comment from "Foxxy (The Original)", I'm getting worried.

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    Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

    The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

    But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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    jamiesanpedroo Report

    M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect. I always feel self conscious when I pull out my bag of cooked shrimp to eat in public but now I can get a stylish bag to hold them. Never again will I have to shamefully hide my shrimp eating ways! So cheap too.

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an unpopular opinion? (i kinda like it lol)

    Lunaofthenest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it has kind of a cute kawaii aesthetic thing happening but 1500$???

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    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bag is kinda cool. Not worth 1500.

    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay, up to $50 on Etsy for this and unironically carry it.

    Canadian in Cornwall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people with more money than sense ! (not cents !!) :)))

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d buy this as a joke if I had money to burn

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got something that looked just like that on a funfair when I was six because I could fish 20 rubber duckies within two minutes. Why is that thing so expensive?

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    Kristin_wrote Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portugal would be quite good for this. Chile would be expert level!

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    cory harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever, I have one the shape of Kansas in my garage thanks to the dog chewing up the corner.

    Francisco Scaramanga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought that standard ping-pong tables were modeled after the shape of the state of Wyoming. :)

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares about Easter Island? I found one shaped like Colorado!

    Kennedy Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure they didn’t break it or a dog kept chewing on it and they had to carve it? I feel like it was just broken and they wanted to sell it.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to own one that was shaped like Colorado.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a ping pong table for people who don't play ping pong. That makes sense.

    SpillTheCoffeeSis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not paying $4,000 for a ping pong table, but this is actually pretty cool.

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easy to cut it out of plywood, wait that might be more expensive since Plywood is getting really EXPENSIVE (here in the US).

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $4000 and you still can't play ping pong on it!

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    #12

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    strickhedonia Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are on my Christmas wish list lol.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a Christmas wish list from now? Wow you are very organized!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please oh please Santa, please let some rich person give me boxes of paperwork just covered in enough of these gold paper clips—-that they never figure out I replaced with the lookalike brass colored ones—-for me to get out of debt and retire early. Please.

    Jaime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT’S a heist I can get behind!

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    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a bagful of old soup cans I'm gonna be rich!!!!!!! Lol

    Brivid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can would get thrown in recycle at my house.

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's silver, it's not a tin can.

    Lucas Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tin can for $1,100 the person selling this must be kind of a crackhead

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    megataros Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?

    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for when you are having a party at 5 but have to cut up a body into pieces at 6

    Xandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you go to a fancy party but want to be ready to deep-clean the toilet before using it.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you go to a fisting party and want to look classy

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look like lobster claws.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's perfet with the shrimp plastic bag. Even their colours mat h.

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    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this "evoke the Golden Era of Hollywood?!"

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look like gloves vets use to help horses give birth

    Jojo Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For just $740, you too can look like Dexter

    Dragon Whisperer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live on a working ranch. Our large animal vet has a box full of these. And to this day if you want to see a horse look surprised and violated at the same time? These do it.

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    kermelbar Report

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda cute. On an unrelated note, based on my own ad feeds, I think Instagram thinks I am wealthier than I am. What is up with these algorithms

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You want people to make fun of you while you ski down a mountain going over 20mph unable to see? Well have I got the product for you!"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now is your time to shine... and to irremediably disable people.

    Lumps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes a better sleep mask tbh

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disco ball above the nose is a nice touch

    Shalini Pabreja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t get it. It’s meant for people who go to Aspen to not ski.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who sells sunglasses and other accessories. She has a pair very similar to these (minus about 2 rows of gems) for $20.

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    Peril_in_Pink Report

    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s something so delightful about just saying “a homeless”. A homeless man? Woman? Dog? Nope. Just a homeless.

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can buy something very similar for £9.99 at the local bike shop...

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can lock yourself anywhere in the street so that nobody can steal you.

    Lunaofthenest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost 1000 dollars for something my child would make as a mother's day gift with plastic doll toys and cording.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Cabella's. That's a handgun lock. Under $20 and it has a keyed lock as a bonus

    Mysterious Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to donate to an organization than giving it to an individual.

    Hafida
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree, like 80% goest too the organization it self, like the ceo cfo. I never ever donate too organizations again, now only directly too the humans or buy stuff for the shelters etc.

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    Lucas Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the ad Above This picture have a picture of a sign that says I told my suitcase is no vacation this year also really a bike lock

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This idea is just another knock off of the Sid Vicious padlock and chain necklace. And THAT was punk DIY. A real padlock, a real chain, no upscale high end crap.

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    #16

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    chinny_says Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "everyday objects"! lol

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause if you buy that, you'll regret it every day

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you see the actual size. I'm sure it's something like 15 cm, to make sure it will be completely useless for any purpose you could try to imagine.

    Amethyst Blitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could buy a real house with that money and still have some left over for a usable greenhouse...

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The greenhouse is 20 inches wide, 26.75 inches long and 17.75 inches high. ack.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's roughly 51cm x 68cm x 45cm for those using real units.

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    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it doll-sized? 'Cuz I'm not buying if it's not the right size to go with my Barbie Mansion.

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else said it was 20” wide x 26.75” long x 17.75” high, so a bit big for Barbies Dream Mansion.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need enough staff to keep this entire building polished so it won’t tarnish. Uh-huh. Sure.

    David Zhou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday I waste like 275 thousand on a metal greenhouse!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this isn't going to be big enough to sit in if it is sterling silver!

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure it’s Sterling Silver PLATED!!!

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    Dragon Whisperer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see the size of the blue box

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    nells7851 Report

    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bling, you will look. Star Wars convention. MmmMmmmm.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See you in Panem where I will be donning these to enjoy the games...

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the odds be ever in your favor (but not in this hat).

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    Geoff Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hat for the 'dark' Flying Nun

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha...I was going to say that everyone here is too young, it's a Flying Nun Hat!! Beat me tho ;)

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    TSatch17 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how you put on a straight jacket.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only difference between crazy and eccentric, is money.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inspired by a sleeping bag you got stuck in then out

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A comfy strait jacket. I see. So you can be dragged off to the mental hospital “in style”. Hogwash. “Did you see what Karen was wearing when she was dragged in?” “ I know, gorgeous right?” “Maybe she doesn’t belong here.” “I disagree. I think she should be in here a year to pay for her crime of wearing a comforter.”

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who want that elegant duvet- wrapped look

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you decided to wear your sleeping bag

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other postings make this look almost normal.

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHOCKING this in on clearance and didn't sell out immediately!

    Harrison Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look it's half off! Goody goody!

    Yoloplay3r
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It almost looks like a sleeping bag to me

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    sashxmoni Report

    Joe Alcocer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was cheaper, I'd give this as a house warming gift to people I hate.

    Molly A. Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read, "If you're brave enough, ANYTHING can become a dildo!"

    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, I would never pay that much, but $20 at Spencer's? This puppy is coming home with me. (hehe coming home.)

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have wilted flowers growing from your pee pee you need to seek medical advice

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    #20

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    jamiesanpedroo Report

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those vibram five fingers, I know them, my former boss wore them for jogging (apparently really comfy). Didn't know they existed with a heel though.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the heel part was some kind of display technique! Those shoes were controversial quite a few years ago so I didn't know what the big deal was (aside from price tag) until I read your comment.

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    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal vibram toe shoes are nowhere near that expensive, I guess it’s because it appears to be a collaboration with Balenciaga.

    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way these would be worth $1,290.00 is if they launched you into the air at each step like you're walking on the moon.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theyre made for running, Vibram makes less expensive ones that look exactly the same

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have been a high end clothing designer. I missed my calling

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those balenciagas? The ones that look like sock?

    Shushadei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free shipping indeed! That's generous!

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    jennyofohio Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Broccoli is too trendy lately

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put this with the shrimp purse and you got a potentially delicious stir fry... or not.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the transparent colored chains that go with all of these treacherously epensive acrylic food bags?

    Vanessa Galvan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a cheap bag you get in place of something trendy on wish

    Lia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me at the vegan party. lmao🤣

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To scare off them nasty little kids

    it's me again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if it was KALE I'd buy it 🤣

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    Rageagainstrepu Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one expensive raincoat!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That potato dress is wearing a shower curtain.

    Ellie J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well who wouldn't want to pay 3220 to look like a shower curtain crossed with a basting bag

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That’s some expensive Saran Wrap!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a shower curtain muumuu?

    Sofia Cohn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a literal showercurtain

    Birma Gustafsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that money, and you dress in a shower curtain???!?!?

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dammmm that'll keep me dry even in a tsunami

    Liv Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awesome shower curtain!!! where do I buy it? XD

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    cdcast1991 Report

    Asy EnderDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?????????????????????????????????????

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a cheap action figure from the 1990s.

    Péter Rózsahegyi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Hungarian, 'vaker' means talking without real content. Like this... thing.

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me weird but I think that the skirt is actually cool?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure I saw this in an early 2000s video game.

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something my niece would use to dress up her Barbies!

    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm much more worried about that model's physiology.

    Emmy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing is so incredibly ugly no word in the Oxnard English dictionary to describe it.

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    Is_becca_marcus Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super lame, actually Lamer than lame.

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the review! “Don’t really have fingerprints” Lol!

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But haven't you seen the commercials? Olay beat the $400 and $1200 creams and you can get Olay for $30. Actually, my dermatologist told me Olay w/ SPF 15 is fine for every day use. Just saying.

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tripled in price over the pass few years, but I used to use it...and it's "simply the best".

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but La Mer is worthy of that price tag. It's a miracle in a jar for the skin.

    Carol Emerson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe for you. I developed curative acne from it. When I stopped it, went away and never has come back. Definitely not with the price tag. And I spend about $150 for the same thing.

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    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creme De La Met was developed by a chemist who'd received tragic facial burns. He developed La Creme (and it does deserve all caps) out of a seaweed based formula that helped soften and smooth his burn scars. I guess the rest of the world has discovered its incredible efficacy, or it wouldn't have tripled in price. But it works. I know because I read it on the internet.

    Dragon Whisperer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a doctor ... not falling for that again *L*

    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, the review gave us an entire medical history! sheeeeeesh

    Mel Shill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you see the value of the free shipping? $1,497 value? Where is it coming from?

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    Buncombian Report

    Pigeon Witchcraft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Without the distraction of lenses”. Pretty useless then.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do buy glasses without lenses, so I guess this is the next step.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it! Good for anti facial recognition software too.

    m squared
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the discerning shopper who wants to look like a complete effing idiot

    Molly A. Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like some of that tacky sh*t elton john would wear.

    David Zhou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people just buy useless crap...

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    drdpdo Report

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many, many years ago, I removed my bra before leaving work for the day and threw it into my purse. I walked down a busy street for about a mile before realizing that the bra didn't actually go INTO my purse, but was just hanging out flapping in the wind. I wondered why I kept getting weird looks from people. I should sue them for stealing my idea!

    ethan simpson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it look like a guitar case???

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you use it both ways?😏

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bra shaped purse from 1st grade. I still remember us walking through the flea market and it caught my sister’s eye. My mom asked how much it was and the lady asked her mom. Her mom said “cinco” and I was happy that I knew it was five. Anyways still have it, I can show y’all if y’all want.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granny would love it! She keeps her money under her bra :D

    DogPerson7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The women's (or person's) version of Superman wearing his underwear on the outside.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my mom's corset purse she got at a thrift shop

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    _LokeyDokey_ Report

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One roller? Come on at least let me get a full dozen for that

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you need a bunch of these to style your hair?

    Lia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its the end part of a light saber

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But....I need several. In different sizes.

    Pat Tamarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be gold, but it's not the golden ratio.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soft. Pink. Foam. Drug Store. $5 for the set. You're welcome

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From. My. Mom. Attic. FREE 3 sets. You’re welcome!

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    Tina Mercado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $280.! Now, that's for one curl?

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    sarahjeanmaher Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

    Laura Schiller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, Sara. It's not a $96 "stick" -- it's a $96 "lash instrument." Sheesh...

    Róża Wróbel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reusable mascara wand, god people -.-' they sell the mascara fluid separately and it's to make less trash, it's gold plated and you can just wash it and reuse it. CALM DOWN PEOPLE.

    Chloe Ross
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For pokiing out an eye? Clever....

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone gifted me this I would slap them. Twice.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you'd *lash* at them? Maybe with the *lash instrument*? :D

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    idraax poission
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't even look like it works

    Duchess Raven Waves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A literal drywall screw works just as well. Just shwoop it on and bam

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    lkc11225 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey whatever works for everyone

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head is too big for this short chain, it cannot go from one ear to the other.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Not lined with soft fluffy chinchilla fur? (/s before PETA members get their backs up.)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too expensive. I can get the same result with socks, belts or ties.

    RufffiesWithRidges
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get a free pair for the right crime 😏

    Arenite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maria Tash is a co. that makes high-end piercing jewelry. Earrings, navels rings, nostril studs and rings, etc.

    Lorraine Bryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, for that money, I expect the fur-lined, please.

    Amy Cohen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Tons of Maria Tash jewelry in my ear. They are the best for high-end Diamond piercings.

    Bernardita Valdés
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least thanks to this s**t we can see rich airheads dressing like assholes

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long jacket is a coat, surely? But I don't know if it's more like a dress at the front.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she marrying a vegetable? Was it a Romaine Catholic wedding? Lettuce pray. Don't tell me... it was a 24-carrot ring?

    Erik Granqvist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A proof of the need for a faoshion police force, if there ever was one.

    Lydia Gichia-Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fashion PO says through bullhorn: “Mame, slowly raise your hands above your head. You are under arrest for wearing non-clothing as clothing. Now hand it over before my eyes melt.”

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just wear it to trip people up honestly.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made from genuine tin foil? Does it come with a matching hat?

    CharliAnn Olney
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty design. Too bad they ruined it by making it out of a space blanket.

    Geordie Insomniac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Muuuuuuum, I've run out of wrapping paper!"

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find a friend to wear the eyeball shower curtain and you can be MATCHING :D

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the friend of the diamond folding chair?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Louis XIV got rid of his silver throne because he did not get its purpose... People who buy this thing are even less humble and even more irresponsible with their finances than the guy who built an entire new royal palace and capital city and who represented himself as a grek god.

    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this one also come with a belt chain?

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    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put sterling silver on it then its expensive

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most premium companies knowingly sell ridiculously overpriced oddities.The products generate free advertising, which is happening here. Also these oddities make their other over-priced items seem like a good deal by contrast. If they sell some of the oddities then that's icing on the cake.

    Joey Sanchez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aight im done imma go look up tiffany and co.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the appeal as a decorative feature in the house

    Chik Nuggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people do my mom got the dang yarn ball its so fugly and it shocked me

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    DogPerson7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For America, that's about $25, 850.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And let's just be clear here too; "white gold" is not actually a thing in the first place. It's a marketing gimmick to sell electrum (gold and silver alloy). They adjust the color by changing the ratio of silver, so the brighter it is the less actual gold it has.

    Happy Daihatsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That much could buy me 4 Daihatsu Copens!

    Siddharthkrishna Kodathala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must've thought it was 'carrot' instead of 'carat' xD

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get a Zippo, it’ll last forever. I’ve got one from 1970 and it still works and looks like new.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the rate at which people "borrow" and never return lighters, hard pass.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must really be addicted to cigarettes to have this.

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    a Minecraft girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the frick would buy a p___ charm!

    Dragon Whisperer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to confirm you are one?

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half a bone, or a full boner? You be the judge.

    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they got sued for having their Christmas decorations up way out of season...

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    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this doesn't belong here. As the other commenter said, the price per is not bad. And Neiman Marcus has always been known for their food (in-store cafes).

    𝐒𝐢𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can make tamales for like 10 bucks and they will probably taste better, because no shipping.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tamales take a lot of labor to produce though, so if you were selling them you'd have to charge a lot more than just materials.

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    Theresa Wyrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this is a decent price. Everything Neiman Marcus does (food-wise) is pretty good. I'd buy these.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you’re not. I bought some, thinking they’d be better for my baby-fine hair. Nope! They tangled and tore at my hair worse than rubber bands.

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like bits of left-over telephone cords from old "dial" home phones...

    Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many of those. You can buy good ones for like 5 bucks.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colours are nice, but I am sure I can find these for about 2 euro.

    it's me again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone cord works as well for free

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI everyone. These are not hair ties. They are phone cords. What am I talking about? In the old days, when phones were all land lines, they all had TWO parts. One part you used to enter the number you were trying to reach. The other part was called the receiver, and you used it to both talk and listen. And what connected the two parts together? This spiral plastic coated cord, which has been painted into groovy colors above.

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes me back to when there was an actual phone cord connecting the receiver (the part where you hear and talk) to the phone body (the part with all of the mechanics). I have had long curly hair since I was a teenager and my hair would get tangled up in this cord because my teenager self would be rolling all around while talking to my friends. It was quite painful! It's a hard pass for me on these.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a $20 house decoration. I see no issues.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the problem is that it is being sold as massage wand endued with "mystical magik properties" that smooth away facial tension.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't bad, it's only $23, and it's a nice crystal. I don't see an issue here

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only kind of wand I want is one that will reduce my enemies to ashes.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy it. It's $23 and I love fantasy like things.

    Victoria Pitt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a crystal. The description is silly but otherwise it's a normal item.

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gawd, I have a girlfriend who would totally buy this...I've lined my fish tank with all of the "crystals" and "magic stones" she's given me over the years.

    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why it says "skin gym"? The only use for this at a gym would be to get someone to poke you with it when you start slowing down.

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    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

    Bisexuali-tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for that chair purse thing thats up top

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    Dragon Whisperer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same people who accidentally put their child in the pet carrier, the dog in the car seat?

    Bisexuali-tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for that chair purse thing thats up top

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    Bisexuali-tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for that chair purse thing thats up top

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    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd time around and I still hear Baby Shark in my head.

    Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the review, I guess the hat is supposed to be some beauty product that makes your hair better??

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have just headstand on your. couch and it would have the same effect...

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ugly leather shark hat on your hair apparently makes it healthy and glowing... Nah fam it just makes it frizzy

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    columbokateUK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only two left" i wonder how many people actually own these 😟

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you misunderstood, it is for people with two left feet. (just kidding haha)

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    angie but who cares
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    knit snekers are thing and i love mine but these are platform socks

    Chik Nuggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are comfy tho I have the Speed Lts the Vibrams were hard to get on tho still comfy

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    xXPlague_19Xx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why in the world is the hat $60?! Wait... I found a more expensive one Screenshot...af-png.jpg Screenshot-2021-04-23-61951-AM-6082bb74a72af-png.jpg

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a normal price for a hat, Ball caps with sport logos go for 30-40, trilbys and actual fedoras go for 60 an up

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    Proud gold rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t hate me but I love those sunglasses 🕶

    Christina Gude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever have a "last straw" moment...I can't stand it when a model (see above) is standing this way which requires she subtly roll over on one foot which makes her look like she's bow-legged, too. Aaaarrrggghhhhhhh!

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do all these models look like they are saddle sore?

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hat, seasonal isle at my rite aid $9.99

    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hat is even cheaper than the goggles

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