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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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    Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

    Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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    Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

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    The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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    Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

    The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

    But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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    jamiesanpedroo Report

    M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect. I always feel self conscious when I pull out my bag of cooked shrimp to eat in public but now I can get a stylish bag to hold them. Never again will I have to shamefully hide my shrimp eating ways! So cheap too.

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an unpopular opinion? (i kinda like it lol)

    Lunaofthenest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it has kind of a cute kawaii aesthetic thing happening but 1500$???

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    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bag is kinda cool. Not worth 1500.

    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay, up to $50 on Etsy for this and unironically carry it.

    Canadian in Cornwall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people with more money than sense ! (not cents !!) :)))

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d buy this as a joke if I had money to burn

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got something that looked just like that on a funfair when I was six because I could fish 20 rubber duckies within two minutes. Why is that thing so expensive?

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does it come with some real shrimp, is the question that needs to be answered m.

    Lia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean if i was drunk at a fancyparty then yeah i would buy that

    Bepina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free shipping.. like if anyone is crazy enough to pay 1500$ for this, 20 extra for shipping would make a huge difference..not :D

    pro introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what can i say some people just LOOOVE shrimp

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the shrimp weren’t cooked, it’d be kinda cool.

    Colleen Stadnick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does it come with cocktail sauce?!

    Anthony Finney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet that it smells like shrimp.

    CharliAnn Olney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it doesn't stick after a day or two.

    Geordie Insomniac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually PAY people to come up with the worst crap possible? I wonder what the hourly pay is?

    Elaine ji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy moly that is EXPENSIVE

    Carrie Roettger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've loved odd purses for as long as I can remember but that is hideous.

    Rosi McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An actress had this at the Oscars the other night.

    Iris_the_kilr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES PLEASE HERES ALL MY FUDGING MONEY

    Cafesinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just wore this to the Oscars actually!

    Michalina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erica Rivinoja had it on Oscars yesterday. That was the only purse that i've remembered and I was wondering what the hell was on this purse. Now I know and I'm not disappointed. That's kinda cool.

    Livy Gallant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I found this for like 10 bucks on Amazon I'd probably buy it honestly-

    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt use this abomination even if they give it to me free. For a few thousand payment, sure we can discuss.

    23AClark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone want to walk through the streets with a shrimp bag on the arm.

    Seth B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that price, it should come with a lifetime supply of shrimps. Disappointing.

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait (i dont have common knowledge so don't sue me), but is Nordstrom a designer company?!?

    Yuh Uh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eleanor Shellstrop would wear it.

    Johnny Døpe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it smell like shrimp too ?

    Mike Proco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOES IT SMELL LIKE OLD SHRIMP TOO?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shrimp bag must be partnered with the fruit bag. Siblings?

    MoldyTeapot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1495$?!?! I could get this for waaaaay cheaper at like dollarama

    Lorraine Bryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just gotta get some SLEEP!

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the 2nd biggest shrimp I've ever seen.

    Cake lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but the $40 credit when you charge it on your credit card makes it totally worth it! geez

    Morgan Carpenter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy that if I was super rich. It's too ridiculous.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just have a regular shrimp cocktail, Thanks.

    Jessie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy it for maybe $10

    Izzy Nya~~~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I LOVE that bag, but it should probably be worth about 10 dollars :\

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl with a shellfish allergy: “finally! A way to enjoy shrimp without dying!”

    Debbie Lavender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cost $3.50 to make and ship. Maybe.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

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    Broccoli is too trendy lately

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    Pigeon Witchcraft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought the greenhouse was full size due to the price.

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

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    Charlotte A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

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    Esther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What made me laugh was the review lol

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    columbokateUK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only two left" i wonder how many people actually own these 😟

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    xXPlague_19Xx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why in the world is the hat $60?! Wait... I found a more expensive one Screenshot...af-png.jpg Screenshot-2021-04-23-61951-AM-6082bb74a72af-png.jpg

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