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You could argue that Twitter has been in shambles ever since Elon Musk took over. Yet, according to recent data, it has about 561 million users all across the globe. Maybe misinformation has been more rampant and the vibe generally more hostile, but there's still plenty of funny people on there.
As we always like to focus on the positive here on Bored Panda, we've made yet another compilation of the funniest posts Twitter (X) users have shared during September. So, check them out and see for yourself that not all is lost on the good ol' bird app – quality humor is still alive and well.
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Space Invader 2 months ago
Let's be honest: If you found a 100 Euro/Dollar/Pound note somewhere, wouldn't you also check that place out now and again afterwards, in case that clumsy person was a regular?
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Kabuki Kitsune 2 months ago
Wait till you try "Sleeping in a park, terrified you'll be found out." Then you'll relish both the taste of unemployment, and 9-5.
#8
keyboardtek 2 months ago
As a pianist, old time plastic glasses frames always slipped off my head and landed on the piano keys. Then I discovered wire rimmed frames and cable temples that wrap around the ears.
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blixten1982 2 months ago (edited)
My parents used to always back their cars into the garage at home. One day I asked my dad why and he said because he's more often in a hurry to leave than in a hurry to get home, so it's easier to drive out of the driveway when leaving, and back in when coming home. Now, I always back in at home and I wonder why anyone would ever drive into their garage front first.
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The Majestic Opossum 2 months ago
I don't know if "mutual respect" is the term I'd use for that, but whatever helps you sleep at night (in addition to whatever he's prescribed you for that).
#22
Glenn Milliken 2 months ago
It just must be nice to have any let alone three you greedy b*****d
#27
Cindy Brick 2 months ago
Watch one Bigfoot or Aliens documentary -- and that's what you're gonna get for the next month. Spoken from experience here.
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Uncle Panda 2 months ago
"If you try to put butter on the cat's belly, it will levitate!" This is completely true.
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The Majestic Opossum 2 months ago (edited)
Nope. I'd say someone else architected that. I was just left to maintain the poorly designed structure using duct tape and prayer.
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Chihuahua Mama 2 months ago
I don't know if they came up with it, but I do remember PETA making a post about using more "animal friendly" versions of sayings. I refuse to use any of them just because of how much I hate PETA and their hypocrisy
#43
General Anaesthesia 2 months ago
They'd raise the premium by at least ten times the value of the present.
#44
driedgrapes 2 months ago
I find television to be quite educational. Every time one is turned on, I go to the other room and read a book.
#49
Ariadne Toms 2 months ago
Yeah never the one coming or going 😔 and airports have such intense energy
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Kabuki Kitsune 2 months ago
There's a reason you can find countless videos on youtube where someone sat down and recorded the sound of one of those things running for ten hours. The sound of them is just... relaxing in ways I can't explain. I sometimes wonder if that's part of the design.
#53
Alvia Vseobecna 2 months ago
amen also malls, hospitals, restaurants, anything really... cover your exit routes!
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Chihuahua Mama 2 months ago
"Well that was a nice time. Now I'll just overthink every single thing I said and did for the next 2 weeks"
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sturmwesen 2 months ago
my dog drinks with his whole face under water and seems unable to close his eyes when he rolls in sand which leads to me cleaning out half a teaspoon of sand out of his eyes... no dignity for him
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Kabuki Kitsune 2 months ago
I'd be tempted to put this in my yard and see how many people stop and go "wait a minute..."
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PrettyJoyBird 2 months ago (edited)
Ew. I mean (ahem-clears throat) good for them being happy and all, love that for them.
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Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Lego Batman. Conroy came out just before he died. Best Batman ever. RIP
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