Graduation is, supposedly, the happiest day of your life so far - you are finally FREE. However, soon it dawns on you that this newly gained freedom isn't exactly a glorious feeling; for now, you are even more confused and lost than before. And that, younglings, is the price you pay for being an adult capable of enjoying your freedoms. But, worry not, you get used to this feeling, so for now, let's just maybe enjoy the last day of your twelve-year sentence. Now it is time to leave your mark for generations to come in your grade's graduation album, something very profound to be remembered by. A smart quote peppered with top-notch humor and a bit of your own soul shining through. Something perhaps out of the repertoire of Dory the fish from Finding Nemo, or even better - a SpongeBob quote should bear the exact right amount of importance to make that everlasting mark of yours. We understand that you are too weary of doing research of your own for that golden quote, so, just like a good friend would, we are offering you a helping hand with our list of funny senior quotes for you to choose from!
So, from famous quotes that came from the mouths of cartoon characters to some actually smart ones from historical people - we bet you'll find the exact right words to scribble under your picture of you grinning your cheeks off your face. And this terrific photo paired with a cool quote is sure to win any yearbook ever!
Right, now it is time for you to scroll on down below and check out our selection of the best yearbook quotes ever. Some of them might sound familiar to you, but don't worry - that's just because they came from some very cool character or a person and not some internet meme. We've all learned that internet fads are never here to stay, so if you put something along the lines of My Money Don't Jiggle today, it will seem embarrassing tomorrow. Better stick to the stuff tested by time, like a quote from Monty Python or something. Oh, and don't forget to give your vote for the funniest quotes and share this article with your similarly fated fellows!
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“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.”
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”
“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.”
“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”
“When life shuts a door, open it back up. That's how doors work.“
“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.”
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”
"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."
“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.” – Omotola Omotinugbon
“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru”
"I hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways."
“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
“It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”
“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
“Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”
“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.”
“You can always retake a class but you can’t relive a party.”
"That wasn't like High School Musical at all."
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.”
“No, Xenia, your senior quote can’t be ‘fries before guys.'”- Dad.” – Xenia Chon
"I've been a Ho my whole life." – Michelle Ho
“Education is important, but big biceps are more importanter.”
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
“Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord
"If you like water, you already like 72% of me."
“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.”
“Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine into your brain and that’s where the crappy ideas come from.”
This is the reason i shove precious metals up my bum to get golden ideas! genius
“You went to high school, I went to school high.”
"I am not Amith. I am a legend." – Amith Mandavilli
“Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”
“So heard the ladies like bad boys. Lucky for them, I'm bad at everything.“
"I want abs... olutely all the pasta and breadsticks."
“I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.”
“See kids? I told you I was good looking in high school.”
“The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi
“I like my coffee like I like my women, I don’t like coffee.”
“If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”
“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
“I make terrible science puns, but only periodically.“
“When I die, I want my ashes to be pressed into a smokey eye shadow pallet. Thanks.”
“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”
“Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I’m a carrot.”
"I don't even go here."
“Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy taco bell, which is basically the same thing.”
“I hate my name.” – Carlos Carlos
“I’m that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.”
“Some days are a total waste of makeup.”
Any day you're not dressing up as a pirate is a total waste of makeup.
“You shall not pass!... But I did.”
“The Illuminati is literally just me, a bunch of horses, and Barack Obama.”
“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”
"'That's What' - She"
“Make-up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.”
“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”
Not true..waking up is hard when you have s**t to do period
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“When are our senior quotes due?”
“I woke up like this… Just kidding, it took four years.”
“I like choir because I can be naked under my robe.”
"I'm so much cooler online."
“I’m going to steal the declaration of independence.”
"Food before dudes."
“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian Sparks
“I didn’t choose the thug life; my mom picked it out for me.”
“Just keep swimming.” — Dory
“When life gives you fire, make a BBQ.”
“Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter [insert handle].”
"Guys call me Amar, but girls call me Mi Amor." – Amar Pal
“The next quote is a lie. The previous quote is telling the truth.”
Paradox detected!! Good thing my head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.
“‘How do you feel you have changed since freshman year?’ Well, I still have no friends.”
“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these past 4 years into such few cha.” – Karl Mangone
“Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school.”
"Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart... Except for money."
“Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone” – Samuel Teehee
“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.”
“I bequeath my locker to my younger brother.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.”
“Can I take a nap now?”
“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”
“I don’t like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It gets on my pet peeves.”
“I’m trash, but like high-quality trash. The kind of trash rich white people has, like crumpled up hundred dollar bills and caviar leftovers.”
"If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter."
“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.”
That's so damn sad... But you could be yourself instead.... I mean... Beyoncé didn't have a Beyoncé ......
“I’m a senior, but I stay freshman.”
“If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts.”
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
“Don’t live someone else’s dream, find your own.”
“If you can’t afford pizza, you can’t afford me!”
“You got to enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles. They call me bubbles in the classroom because I’m always rising to the top.”
Why would you brag about having a little thing and then try to tell everyone how smart you are? 🤔
“This quote is too important to screw up, so I’m playing it safe.”
“If I still look this good in 10 years, I’ll be happy.”
“Don’t read this. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t post this yearbook quote to at least yearbooks you will never find love. This really works.”
How many yearbooks??? Just a yearbook? Yearbooks? Not exactly specific there bud.
“This was so easy a caveman could do it.”
“The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.”
“Be determined, passionate and brilliant in life. Make sure to buy lots of 4 for $4’s as well.”
“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.”
“You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honey being fly.”
“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
Lots of people said "nobody's perfect", and you go with hannah montana? Good luck, kid...
“Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I’m no Girl Scout.”
"I don't wish I was Beyonce, Beyonce wishes she was me."
My senior year, I was in a very severe car accident (5 broken bones in one leg and a lifeline to the nearest trauma center) that left me in a wheelchair for a few months, then crutches for a few months, then a boot (crutches on and off) for a few months, then finally a brace for a few months. I had crashed my car into a tree by swerving to avoid a deer. It became a joke among my family and close friends to say "hit the deer!" whenever i started driving again. My senior quote said "if given the choice between a tree and a deer, hit the deer."
My friend who's a lesbian said that her yearbook quote would be “mmmmm... women...” 😂
My favorite I’ve seen is “Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.”
I also went to a really small school so everybody knew what had happened, so everybody got it.
My senior quote was, "We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us." - Obi-Wan Kenobe (For those that are confused, Google "Bushes of Love")
My friends and I found some funny quotes in a quote book and used those in our yearbook. The ones that I can recall- "no one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish" and "I rise from bed each morning because I find to too heavy to carry with me during the day".
My senior year, I was in a very severe car accident (5 broken bones in one leg and a lifeline to the nearest trauma center) that left me in a wheelchair for a few months, then crutches for a few months, then a boot (crutches on and off) for a few months, then finally a brace for a few months. I had crashed my car into a tree by swerving to avoid a deer. It became a joke among my family and close friends to say "hit the deer!" whenever i started driving again. My senior quote said "if given the choice between a tree and a deer, hit the deer."
My friend who's a lesbian said that her yearbook quote would be “mmmmm... women...” 😂
My favorite I’ve seen is “Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.”
I also went to a really small school so everybody knew what had happened, so everybody got it.
My senior quote was, "We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us." - Obi-Wan Kenobe (For those that are confused, Google "Bushes of Love")
My friends and I found some funny quotes in a quote book and used those in our yearbook. The ones that I can recall- "no one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish" and "I rise from bed each morning because I find to too heavy to carry with me during the day".
