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Forget movies that portray scientists as dry nerds. Their sense of humor, among many other attributes, is even better than those writers who paint such a terrible picture of them in scripts. Actually, scientists can't resist dropping a pun here and there when they're writing serious papers.

One viral Twitter thread has academics and researchers sharing the best paper titles they've come across, and no wonder it's so popular. From the classic "Medical marijuana: Can't we all just get a bong?" to the contemporary "miR miR on the wall, who's the most malignant medulloblastoma miR of them all?", these headlines are so good, their clickthrough rate could rival that of fake clickbait articles. The only difference is these have substance.

Continue scrolling and check out some of the best submissions on the thread!

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Just_Eleanora Report

El Dee
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think the first one was written by a fungal, or was it a fungi?

Max Thompson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh.... i don't even know how to respnd to that

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    Kim Madden, an orthopedics researcher at The Research Institute of St. Joe's Hamilton and Assistant Professor at McMaster University, is one of the people who contributed to the thread. Her addition—the before-mentioned "Medical marijuana: Can't we all just get a bong?"

    "I was doing a systematic review on medicinal cannabis at the time and this study came up in our systematic search strategy," Madden told Bored Panda.

    She said that most scientific journal titles are meant to be descriptive, so it makes sense that many papers don't have humorous titles. "This probably comes from a desire to be clear about what the paper contains, but can also contain technical language that is not known outside the author's narrow field," Madden explained. "However, there are a number of authors that use humorous titles or study acronyms to grab readers' attention. This can be a good tactic for knowledge translation to get people to read your paper and maybe cite it too, or to appeal to a broader audience."

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    ThomasCDix Report

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a miR coincidence that I just saw an article on this subject yesterday

    Tabby_Sohee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sitting in front of the mirror rn and my dad’s in his room doing his virtual conference about the medulloblastoma in the lab coincidence I think not XD

    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only works if you are from the US. Rest of world says 'mirror' but US says 'Meer'

    Connie Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like pediatric brain cancer is good for yuks

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    ElVeider_FDV Report

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am so glad they went for it with the title. It's fantastic.

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens in Vagus, stays in Vagus.

    OneHappyPuppy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually only recently discovered this topic. Neurobiotics

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    Google "scientific paper titles" and you'll get credible sources saying that "the title will be read by many people." According to them, only a few will read the entire paper, therefore all words in the title should be chosen with care. "Too short a title is not helpful to the potential reader. However, too long a title can sometimes be even less meaningful," says the staff at the University of California Irvine.

    Of course, search engines, databases, or journal websites often use words found in a paper's title, abstract, and list of keywords to decide whether and when to display it to potential readers. So you can definitely argue that these 3 elements are very important when publishing your work.

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    #5

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    RememberNetwork Report

    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall investigate in their conclusions.

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    drSteve1663 Report

    IAmKaLm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This got me cracking up.

    Liz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snakes on a Spaceship: The Sequel

    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats on your paper - I hope it got you some title

    Rin Twisted
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've had ENOUGH of these heliophysic-ing snakes on this heliophysic-ing spaceship!"

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    UFVLibrary Report

    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love that one! It needs more upvotes!

    Madden believes that scientific articles need to have a descriptive title so that knowledge users can find the study. "In fact, reporting guidelines for many study designs in medicine state that particular things like the study design must be stated in the title. However, I also think it’s nice to find that balance where the study is fun to read and appeals to a wider audience for better knowledge uptake. Plus, thinking up a humorous study title is fun," she said.

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    Some authors take this fun to extreme lengths to make their work more appealing. Take Jaroslav Hašek, the man who gave us The Good Soldier Švejk, for example. As editor of the magazine Svet zvírat (the world of animals), he created brand-new, imaginary animals and occasionally plagiarized articles directly from German papers.

    But these creative titles, however, are proof that your paper can be both captivating and legit at the same time. And it can popularize science on a whole new level - Twitter!

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    fajardobeto Report

    Rin Twisted
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow up paper: "Arnold says 'it's not a tumor!'

    Rissie
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    4 years ago

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    Autocorrect: "B̼r̼u̼c̼e̼ ̼W̼i̼l̼l̼i̼s̼e̼s̼: Did you mean Chuck Norres?"

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    #11

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very specific topic! I wonder what the inspiration was!

    Leslie Sokolow
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is a fake doctor. He deserves to be forgotten. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/women-who-stray/202004/the-return-fabulist-damian-sendler. We shouldn't be disseminated his work.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here are my scientifical conclusions : when it is too big, it hurts. Period.

    Pepper Pots
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow , that went side-ways quick

    Illicit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this paper could literally only be published or funded by forensics and legal medicine.

    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna read this. I'll keep you updated

    My O My
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to know

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    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the Pet Shop Boys got their name.

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gerbil and a toilet paper tube.

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    #12

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    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I think that the author has had enough of puns to last him a lifetime..

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    ZirconsForever Report

    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At what size does gravel become a stone, then a stone becomes a rock, then a rock becomes a boulder and then is it a small or a large boulder?

    Travis Nielson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my other favorites from the geosciences: "A giant subducting sausage" by Linda Warren in Nature Geoscience 2008

    Sam rice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodness gracious great big boulders

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    #14

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    doublehelix Report

    Beverly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds too postmodern for me.

    Nyneva Kyte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Re-search' - at least in the context I recently came across - is a term used to describe methods of Indigenizing culturally appropriate medical treatment. IE: To "re-search' that which has been known to us in the past'

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    Cain Hargreaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something us librarians would title a paper

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    Vintage Insider
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing it online would be Premature eSpeculation

    Heather Makemson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speculation complete and the effect is chaffing.

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    #17

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    sarangnemo Report

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    #18

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    VRG_Oxy Report

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought the weird American things get stored in Florida, the more you know.

    Heather Makemson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not wrong but California is a close contender.

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    #19

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    IncitatusAlpha Report

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t it be spelled “poo”? Did they get approval on that spelling from Winnie?

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I remember that this won the Ig Nobel Prize.

    Mary Maslayak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People actually put their names on this paper? Did they get a grant to do this?

    Heather Makemson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly this is an important topic of research for the well being of humanity. I wonder what kind of funding their getting because for those big research dollars I've got chickens pooping all over the place I could be cashing in on.

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    #20

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    attaleiates Report

    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to know how many readers on Bored Panda understand endonasal dacryocystorhinostomy. I cannot even pronounce it.

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    #23

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    ea_sato Report

    Zsolt Hegedűs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bieber Fever is definitely NOT the most infectious disease of our time

    Fred L.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it was originally published in 2012.

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that title did not age well...

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot even listen to Mr. Bieber without my ears bleeding

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    #24

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    BiopixelTV Report

    Mary Maslayak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sharks like the change of menu too.

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    #26

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    no_better_cause Report

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, a 'To Tell The Truth' reference! Vintage.

    #27

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    ITchris83 Report

    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death in the inner beltway and a pic of a Clinton. Coincidence?

    Mary Maslayak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were never alive. You can tell by the smell.

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    #29

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    LabShenanigans Report

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    sarahcmdy Report

    Candace Crawford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tudor: Henry the VIII. Likes to chop human heads off. Also Henry the VIII: "Um, where is the the Genome's head?"

    #31

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    BenForWard3 Report

    Dagnirath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My inner grammarian is having a seizure trying to parse that out.

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    #32

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    nrui_tweet Report

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    #33

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    CEmogor Report

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    Dr_Lashley Report

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH is aplastic distal vagina?? WTH is oral conception?? What damn joke is this????

    Miriam L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm understanding all the words properly, this is a report of a real medical case that happened. I don't want to get into the... Um, biological and physiological details, but it's an interesting if mildly graphic story.

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    davinciswrkshop Report

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    PeterACarr Report

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    JuAnCh0p Report

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    DrVic2r Report

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    MrExciton Report

    Michelle Brandt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I skimmed over Perovskites, my inner fat kid read "skittles" and I got excited for a second. OMG

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    AmyKOana Report

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    JuAnCh0p Report

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    Howl_Huxley Report

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    DonHusereau Report

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    ClareHardingLab Report

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    nstoyanov Report

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    abiwalker24 Report

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    simonenardin Report

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