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This Facebook Group Is All About “Science Humor”, Here Are 50 Of Their Most Hilarious Posts (New Pics)
Remember how your high school science teacher would say that science can be fun? That meant either lab work or a group assignment, which for many kids was just as far from the definition of fun as preparing for a science class test.
Fast forward to today, and things have changed. Many young adults appreciate the things they never did, find new hobbies and passions, develop a sense of nostalgia, and realize they were always a nerd to begin with…
So in order to show you exactly how nerdy we all are deep down, we present you the “Science Humor” Facebook group devoted to posting the best science-related laughs, cartoons, puns, jokes, japes, antics, and you name it!
With a whopping 1.2M members, the group is basically a powerhouse blending education, knowledge and internet comedy. Below we wrapped up some of the funniest and most recent posts from the page to treat your inner nerd, so scroll down!
After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous feature with more jokes from Science Humor right here.
This post may include affiliate links.
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Papa Het 3 years ago
I kinda want to cuddle it, but it'll probably tear me into a gazillion peaces
Bobby 3 years ago
This is the flaw in schrodingers cat. We already know if there is a box a cat will be in it
KellyKix 3 years ago
You are blowing my mind right meow. (Sorry, not sorry).
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The Veil of Fire 3 years ago
Dogs have "squirrels!" Cats have "ooo, I love my box." Humans have computers. All is well and good.
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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
No.....it doesn't.....(I'm awaiting correction 😁)
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Becky Samuel 3 years ago
What's even sadder is that false information on Boredpanda gets multiple upvotes, but giving a truthful correction has seen me downvoted to a ban more than once.
Grant Barke 3 years ago
Because in this new upside down world the truth will not set you free and must be banned as not to offend the imbeciles.
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
I think it's mostly Redditors that are like this. I can ask for help on BP and get actual answers, but I posted something on Reddit the other day for feedback on my writing and only one person responded after 4 days.
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Ann Coffman 3 years ago
Maybe type the lyrics first, then fill in the lines? 🤷
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theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago
is it just me who felt morally obliged to read the entire paper??
Keisha Washington 3 years ago
This is my second Rick roll of the day. Yet I can't win the lottery
You may wonder why some people find science jokes and memes funny while others couldn’t care less about them. Well, it all comes down to a broader question of why and how people find particular things funny. Previously, Bored Panda spoke with a British neuroscientist and Wellcome Trust Senior Fellow at University College London, Sophie Scott. Scott has been investigating the cognitive neuroscience of voices, speech and laughter, particularly speech perception, speech production, vocal emotions, and human communication. So she shed light on this amusing topic!
#4
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Well they can f**k off with that because it makes me feel about 10 times worse when that happens lol
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Akshara Panduga 3 years ago
o-okay THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY FIRST U WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW U THOUGHT CUBA WAS A NICE COUNTRY AND NOW THIS WOW JUST WOW
Isa Car 3 years ago (edited)
Use the pauses between pairs of clicks. Assume . to be a short pause, - to be a longer pause: click.click click.click click.click click-click click-click click-click click.click click.click click.click Edit: and this concludes my Morse knowledge
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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 3 years ago
Forget Morse code. In 5th grade we all learned the ASL alphabet. We signed letter answers without the teacher suspecting anything.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I've said it myself at least once, and I definitely agree I should say it more often.
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Brendan 3 years ago
I've heard people talk about the Depp Vs Heard trial. I could join in, but I didn't watch the Court case, and I've seen only snippets from the media. So I have no authority to say to what extent either party is guilty.
Wood Carver 3 years ago
I don't know about that, seems wrong... but as someone who isn't a subject matter expert on how to express myself in a way human people enjoy..... I guess I don't know enough about it to have an opinion.
erinmophila_gibsonii 3 years ago (edited)
I need this on a tee-shirt. So i can wear it to work. To show my favourite mansplainer 🤯🤪😡
Lindsey Finchum 3 years ago
I use this a lot when I don’t want to argue with an argumentative person. And it shuts them down pretty quickly
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
Well, I happen to be an expert in this particular area. So even though most times, Yes, I could claim that, just not this time..
Turns out, the first requirement for something to be received as funny is that people need to understand that joke, pun, saying, or meme. But how do we do that? Well, Scott argues that it comes down to the intended meaning that makes a particular thing funny.
“One simple thing about not getting a joke is not realizing that it's a joke at all, assuming that someone is being serious and saying something stupid,” the professor explained.
#7
Stan Brooks 3 years ago
After 3 years infection free, I just tested positive for Covid, so this is so true. Fortunately I'm fully vaccinated and am off to get my Paxolovid treatment.
ThatBiBookLover 3 years ago
I’ve gotten it 3 times :( going to travel to a high risk place so expecting a fourth
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Sawdust 3 years ago (edited)
Maybe she knows something we all are missing, somehow got it to fit, and this is her successfully UNloading it. :-)
Caffeinated Hedgehog 3 years ago
It's actually a clown car. There are 10 more beds inside waiting to be unloaded.
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Brendan 3 years ago
Is it bad that I enjoy sitting back and watching these delusional people try to defy physics?
Grant Barke 3 years ago
There’s a one in a quadrillionth of a chance that, if you poke your hand through a brick wall, the molecules would perfectly fit, thus, your hand would travel through the wall. So, that mattress had a chance, but today wasn't that day.
Lawrencium 3 years ago
I used to work in the large items pickup area at a thrift store. We got amazingly good at 3D Tetris, but mattresses and box springs were a different story. We could usually tell within the first 5 seconds that they would have to come back with a bigger vehicle - that didn't stop them from trying though!
Lawrencium 3 years ago
For clarification: although it was a thrift store, we also sold new mattresses and frames, etc... We did not accept donated mattresses for obvious reasons.
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Laura Jackson 3 years ago
I fit a futon in my old Volvo's trunk and back seat. I bought the futon forgetting which vehicle I was driving. The box was enormous so the guy at the store and I took it out of the box to discover it was in 2 pretty large pieces. We opened the trunk, laid the back seats down and went to shoving pieces for all we were worth. Took about 20 minutes but I got it home, out, assembled, and no marks on it anywhere. Getting it out though is a whole different story!😁
#9
MH3 3 years ago
Reminds me of the guy making a political speech in front of his town and a heckler yelled, “Tell them all you know, it won't take long.” Without any hesitation, the speaker replied, I'll do you one better. I'll tell them all I know and all that you know and it won't take any longer!"
Moreover, it’s not as easy as it looks. Hence, so many badly received jokes that land the joker eyerolls, or cringe at most. “It often has to do with as much the person telling the joke or where the joke is coming from, as the content of a joke,” Scott explained, adding that in order for the joke to be received as such, the audience needs to be aware of the fact that it is a joke.
#10
Marja Berisa 3 years ago
Imagine if we could have a kitty, Keanu, and banana for scale in the same picture.
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Šimon Špaček 3 years ago
Of course I would take picture of the cat. There are millions of pictures of ruins took by professionals and if I want to show someone how it looks, well, those pictures are better. But I can get a good picture of cat.
Andrea Stone 3 years ago
We were on a cruise and visited a synagogue in Riga, Latvia. There was a kitty dozing on the side wooden windowsill under an open window. Yes, I took multiple pictures of the synagogue kitty
Megan O'Neill 3 years ago
There were kittens outside of the Pompeii ruins. I'm not saying they were a highlight but...
Ruth Harper 3 years ago
Cats win at everything. Is there anything better to look at then an adorable kitty?
Ben Thompson 3 years ago
When you're surrounded by 1000's of years of history, but there is someone taking a photo of a cat
#11
Tim Gearing 3 years ago
Do you remember downloading a large file and hitting 99%? The relief when it reached 100% was palpable.
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago (edited)
Or your sister picked up the extension phone in the kitchen and started dialing her best friend's number. That frustration was palpable too.
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DeoManus Argentem 3 years ago
Yeah, why is it I can now download a game/video/file/whatever in 10 minutes that would have taken me days (weeks?!) 25 years ago, but websites still take the same amount of time to load?!
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
I remember deciding to upgrade to Windows 95 even though I loved 3.1 a year later than my friends and got a major upgrade first. Crowd of us stood round, popped in the disc then went to get a cup of tea. Came back in - sad to see nothing happening. Took ages to realise it had finished.
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Somewhat unrelated BUT does anybody else relate to patiently waiting for a website to load, finally rage quitting it, and then seeing the website FINALLY load just as you hit the "quit" button? PAIN, my friend. PAIN.
Me. Just Me. 3 years ago
Yes. I was in 1st grade and I wasn't feeling. My teacher sent me to the administration office so I could call my mom. The lady at the desk put her rotary phone in my reach and I just stared at it. Finally asked her how to use it. She showed me, and when my mom got to the school to pick me up, I asked her why we didn't have a cool "spinny" phone.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
When I was a kid and we got our first home dial-up connection, I would take a book with me into the study so I could read while I waited for each page to load. I got through half my Terry Pratchett collection that way.
StrangeOne 3 years ago
I rage quit when I'm booted out of my accounts and have to log back in.
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Paul Brown 3 years ago (edited)
I've actually seen mountain goats climbing up the side of a mountain face just like this. It was amazing to watch them jump from spot to spot and never fall once.
Sleepflower 3 years ago
There's a ferry port in Dieppe and across the road are cliffs. My parents live in France and last month I went to visit them for my 40th birthday. They picked me up from the port and there were about six goats just hanging out, balancing on what was essentially a vertical cliff. To have been able to see that in person was bananas :-D
David 3 years ago
Many people mistakenly think mountain goats are sure footed. The dirty secret is some breeds are born with fridge magnets inside them.
Bonnie Edwards 3 years ago
That's probably an Argan fruit tree in Morocco. The farmers collect the seeds to make Argan oil but don't need the flesh of the fruit. The goats are happy to help.
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What makes things funny shouldn’t be rocket science but there are multiple complex theories about it. One of them is “the idea that sometimes you laugh because it makes you feel better about yourself, you feel superior to tell the joke.”
Another theory argues that “you laugh because there’s some sort of complexity set up and then it’s resolved and that’s part of getting the joke.”
#13
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
Providing pic is necessary for credit of excuse.
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Dré 3 years ago
As a teacher, I accept this reason under the condition there is photographic evidence and the duckling is available to come to class.
C C 3 years ago
Teacher her too... but the duckling must come to class so my students and I can just play with the duckling all day... or yeah, and learning and stuff lol ;p
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Phil Green 3 years ago
Why is D**k King-Smith's name blurred out? He's a famous author and it's his name!
Phil Green 3 years ago
And BoredPanda has censored what I wrote as well! He has written loads of books for children!
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Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
I did this too, it was to keep my medication colder for longer, so I froze more than 100ml in the bottom of a flask. They were discussing with me that it could melt, but I said then my medication won’t be cold any more so that doesn’t benefit me? Eventually they tested everything, read my hospital letter and let me through. Thankfully now I have upgrade my syringe-carrying equipment to a medical flask. So I expect the above story ended with security taking the bottle!
Marco M 3 years ago
If you let your airline know ahead of time what you're taking you're less likely to have issues. Medication is allowed to be carried if properly tested.
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Tim 3 years ago
Not necessarily. Carbon dioxide, for example, goes right from solid to liquid. You have to increase the pressure a lot to get liquid.
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tom tucker 3 years ago
curious if beside the technicality, if this proves the liquid is not an explosive? do other liquid explosives freeze, or does their chemical composition prevent that? serious question
Tim 3 years ago
It's a nonsense regulation. I'm allowed to carry 4 X 3 Oz (100 mL) bottles into the plane without question about their contents. 4 small bottles of exclusive is just as bad as one big bottle.
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At the same time, the most important role for saying (writing) and receiving jokes is a pretty straightforward one–“just to be playful and you’re kind of acknowledging that and what has been done for you in the name of the play.”
#16
Cathelijne Van 3 years ago
We should stop breeding cats with defects. Even though indeed they look darn cute 😔
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
Really? I don't think the cat on the right looks cute. It looks like someone cut off its legs! Poor little thing.
Load More Replies... Black Pearl 3 years ago
I love that cat on the right. I want to pet it and squish it's little face oh my gosh
#17
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
"We were wolves once, wild and fierce. Then we noticed you had couches."
Ruth Harper 3 years ago
The domestication of cats: cat: Human, you are mine now. You need me. Human: sounds good to me.
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
So the wolf doesn't kill you, it mutates (into a dachshund or corgi) and takes over your life.
Ann M Clinkscales 2 years ago
Mine also got a heating pad in the deal!! She swears she doesn't know any wolves but for another treat, she might just be able to...
#18
Jaaawn 3 years ago
Why on earth would a fox sleeping in a graveyard make you wonder about reincarnation? The outside is kinda the foxs domain.
Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet 3 years ago
Aa someone who believes in reincarnation: exactly!
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
He is not sleeping. He has moved the gravestone, so it is directly over the coffin and is holding it in place to stop the zombie from escaping
RedMarbles 3 years ago
There is something about a free hanging animal foot that is so grabbable. My pets can attest to how hard it is for me to resist the urge, although I do refrain when they're sleeping, as hard as it is. 😅
It’s important to note that according to Scott, jokes have less to do with our absolute personalities (so don’t jump to conclusions about a person if they find or don’t find your joke funny!) and more with who we are and our life experiences. Scott argues that the things we find funny may also be directly influenced by the relationship with the person who’s telling the joke.
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renee brack 3 years ago
I rescue snails and think this too. What story do they tell other snails, of being airborne and travelling at the speed of walk. (Not warp speed) Must be quite a trip.
Grant Barke 3 years ago
The ones served in French restaurants have no stories to tell.
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Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Back around 1983, when vacationing in Puerto Rico, my husband and I decided to hike up the mountain in El Yunque. At the base of the trail I saw a large snail sitting on a tree. I picked him up and after a few moments he relaxed and started to look around. So, I took him along. I have a whole photo album documenting his adventure. He sat patiently on a rock enjoying the view while we swam in the waterfall. He got to walk on some trees he’d never seen before. He even came into the restaurant that was midway with us and sat on a rail by our table where he got to look down on the jungle, below. Unfortunately, it had begun to snow at this altitude and, after a few pics of him in the flakes, I stuck him inside my shirt to stay warm. When we got back to the trailhead, I thanked him for his company and put him back in the same spot I’d found him in. We joked that none of the other snails were ever going to believe him.One of my best trip memories.
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Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
In case you are wondering, this is real. He got rescued and transported, saved, rescued and transported, saved, dyed (bears shed, people!), and again misidentified and “rescued”. That time they took him to a Polar Bear house at a zoo. https://inf.news/en/animal/25c4c6ca336e32b18709a723b502c978.html
liaqvist 3 years ago
Makes me wonder if they ever thought of giving him a tracker or a identifying tattoo...
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Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
There are actually bears that are white that are not albino or polar bears, they are called spirit bears
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
"Spirit bears" (white brown-bears) are a thing, but that's a polar bear.
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Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
Only if it's a felt tip. Children at an age were they don't know yellow + blue = green often use colour pencils, and you can mix them without contamination.
Load More Replies... Ricardo Ferreira 3 years ago
"Mom, since you're a witch, can't summon a genius or something to clean my room?"
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
"I tried, but made a slight pronunciation mistake and they send me you. We have to learn to live with our mistakes."
Load More Replies... Bleep Bloop 3 years ago
If you did that as a kid, you know... That blue-yellow green ALWAYS turned out better than regular green. Always.
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Prius Owner 3 years ago
Compared to lions, depending on cicumstances we aren't at the top.
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oboe lover (he/they <3) 3 years ago
:00 thats so smart to think that, we must be on the top of the food chain
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David A Paterson 3 years ago
Around here, mosquitoes are at the top of the food chain. I've come to realise that that's because mosquitoes are more intelligent than humans. Put a naked mosquito and a naked human in a darkened room and see who gets bitten first.
Mimi M 3 years ago
Also they are the most dangerous animal alive as measured by actual numbers killed.
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Demongrrrrl 3 years ago
Yesterday I was looking for my can of Coke while carefully holding it out of the way so I wouldn't knock it over in my search.
Mimi M 3 years ago (edited)
Now that is lovely. Thank you for sharing. Btw, yesterday I realized that 'Peppermint Patty' is a play on 'Peppermint Pattie'. And at some point in my adulthood I realized in a blinding flash of insight that 'Kanga' and 'Roo' (from Winnie the Pooh to all you troglodytes) combine rather neatly to produce 'Kangaroo'. This despite them being known to me since childhood and being very obviously... kangaroos.
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Edda Kamphues 3 years ago
14-year-old son stands in from of the full fridge proclaiming: there is NOTHING to eat.
Epona 3 years ago
No, kid, there's nothing quick and easy to eat. Nothing that doesn't require more than 10 minutes of effort to prepare and serve. This is an argument my mom and I still occasionally have and I have lived on my own for 16 years. I lived at home until I was 24, I was a late bloomer in some ways. I'm 40 now, and still think this to myself when I do actually have food, I just don't want to cook it. Besides, food often tastes better (depending on the way it is cooked) when Mom cooks it! I think it's the "secret" ingredient of love 😊
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liam newton-harding 3 years ago
It's even better than that...We have removed ourselves from the food chain...There is nothing that routinely hunts us for food...Whereas we eat EVERYTHING...And we don't even have to hunt. We domesticated our prey, so we can snack on it :)
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
As Hobbes the tiger once pointed out, don't be too sad - humans provide some very important protein.
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Bleble BlebleBla 3 years ago
It's spelled Smart stand, only thing that can fit with Smart TV :D
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Id row 3 years ago
In '94 my physiology textbook was $150. I can't imagine what it would go for today.
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
Super outdated. I imagine the illustrations are a bit out of touch too
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General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
Now imagine you had bought a $1,000 Apple Pro stand. At least now you have something to read during the next power failure.
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Livingroom Panda 3 years ago
*Syntax error* Unicode characters not supported
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I was thinking the same thing, especially if one or both lids were closed. Lol
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Charlie Doodles 3 years ago
Reminds me of that Jaffa Cake ad from years ago with the teacher eating the cake to demonstrate the moon phases to the kids. And when she says the whole thing: “total eclipse!”
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MongoMarcia 3 years ago
The whole dang earth is going downhill. Wait a minute, did I just prove something?😳
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Laura Gillette 3 years ago
I mean, bears still sleep in caves, don't they? They're still technically cave bears. Just not... Cave Bears.
Satan Laughs 3 years ago
Lol correct!! Have you seen the Siberian Cave Bear complete skeleton on sale at Amazon?? Epic. Probably sounds better.
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harpling 3 years ago
Advice #5? I will seriously consider it... when I know what it is.
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Robert Trebor 3 years ago
And their language is derived from Latin, with Slavic added for spice.
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Corvus 3 years ago
I'm telling you guys, basketballs are flat. NBA has been lying to us all along!
BG 3 years ago
Where's the curve??? Wake up sheeple! download-6...2261ed.jpg 
Chich 3 years ago
We should all just stop believing that say, Nebraska, exists. *I* certainly have never met anyone from "Nebraska". I have never even met anyone who knows anyone from "Nebraska". Its all just a big Gov't conspiracy. They created this "Nebraska" so they could have a "state" they could "transfer money to" which they actually use to fund all their secret projects. To make it convincing they even erected "welcome to Nebraska" signs on the highways and have actors pretending to live there when we all know it is really Wyoming or Colorado etc. Yeah, "Nebraska". They couldn't even come up with a convincing name for their fake slush fund "state". Just watch, "Nebraskans" will be on here claiming it really exists. Just how dumb do they think we all are?
Cuppa tea? 3 years ago
I agree. This is true. It's government conspiracy. Nebraska is a cover up plot, to fund another conspiracy - the Nevada, which doesn't exist either.
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the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Try being a scientist writing sports, explaining how no-one is "due" for a hit, or that the '69 Mets were objectively NOT the best team in baseball and that there's little scientific evidence for any player being a "clutch hitter."
Electra Complex 3 years ago
Basketball is a fictional sport, they made it up for the movie Space Jam
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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
*Owner sits smugly, finally vindicated in their very accurate prediction*
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Josh Carpenter 3 years ago
Gods, I wish I was there to see the original comments and everyone mansplaining and all the offended outrage.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Nah, just wait and see what this thread has to offer.
Load More Replies... Woundwort42 3 years ago
You sold our Dragon themed amusement park to open a Crater Visitor center, and it doesn't even have a crater. What, did you think a Crater was going to just fall out of the sky?
Betsy Green 3 years ago
*as a crater falls from the sky* and they hear faintly in the distance "curse you Petty the Platypus!"
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
No, the crater was made after the visitors center was put up and it just missed it luckily.
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lauralett50 3 years ago
I've been there. It's incredible how far down the impact actually is. This photo doesn't do the crater justice.
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Chris Hooley 3 years ago
And that, dear reader, is why most people should not be allowed to make decisions that affect others.
tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 3 years ago
If he had agreed, though, he would be proving Cathrine wrong. So now I'm confused
Thundercuss 3 years ago
In this anecdote he wouldn't have. It would spoil the point.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Amazingly, as we all learned during the recent pandemic, Catherine is correct.
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Donkey boi 3 years ago
How she still got a hand? Mine would have fallen off about halfway through!
Josh Carpenter 3 years ago
My wife said the same thing when I told her I'd been single for a few years.
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The Scout 3 years ago
The Apollo mission also was not aborted in flight when the computer was overloaded because of a failsafe Hamilton had written using fixed-priority pre-emptive scheduling - which seemed paranoid at the time, but was the foundation of what NASA afterwards called "super-reliable software". And no, the overload was not an error in her coding - it was a hardware glitch.
David A Paterson 3 years ago
And all that fitted in just 32 kilobytes of storage. Amazing. Let's calculate it. 25 lines of code per page, Somewhere in excess of 4000 pages. 2 bytes per word. At least 5 words per line. All in all requires at least 1000 kB of storage. I hadn't known that Apollo spacecraft had a Tardis on board.
Matthew Wilkins 3 years ago
I suspect it's assembler code as well, so one line of code corresponds to one machine instruction - she must have had a very impressive handle on everything.
Robert T 3 years ago
Assembler is for lightweights. Try compiling the instructions by hand. As they say, I have been there and done that! If she had an assembler, she likely had to write it first, in machine code!
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Chancey 3 years ago
Jack Black's mom was Judith Love Cohen, a NASA engineer who helped create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.
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Jinx Evergreen 3 years ago
I've been looking for him since I was 5, Now where is the water melon girl?
Cheryl Hayes-Bent 3 years ago
If you think that’s 50 bananas you need to read that maths book 6 more times.
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Brendan 3 years ago
Can you imagine a planet with only men? Who would do the dishes? Men would have no choice but to do them, that's who!
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
They would have to do their own laundry 😱 the horror
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I actually met a guy once who wanted to go and live on the moon. I thought he was joking but nope, dead serious. He had an entire stall with information about how we should build a moon base so he could go live in it. I was probably subconsciously thinking of him about a decade later when I wrote a sci fi novel which mentions in passing that people in the future - mostly mega rich ones - went to live on the moon. And then moved back when they realised the moon was really f*****g boring.
Caliban Taylor 3 years ago
Because once we discovered it’s not ACTUALLY made out of cheese we saw no point
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Personally, I think it's time US conservatives considered moving to the moon.
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Cal🤘 (she/her) 3 years ago
I imagine them as Dan Reynolds, Ben McKee, Daniel Platzman, and Wayne Sermon.
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liam newton-harding 3 years ago
You better seal that in a metal sphere, drop it in the Marianas Trench, and start researching Interstellar travel pretty damn fast!
Hotdogking 3 years ago
There is literally a Pokemon that is exactly that. Can’t remember it’s name though
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
This one statement sums up my semester in Computer Basic. Prof took pity on me and gave me a C so I wouldn't lose my financial aid. He said he'd never had a student try so hard and get no closer to understanding. Took it as a win, and moved on with my life.
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Candy Cane 3 years ago
12? Half the time my 4-5 person teams for group projects in school can't all do what they're supposed to on time.
Lorraine 3 years ago
School team projects are training for adulthood, with multidisciplinary teams, different time zones, different countries and different languages. The joys of regional positions.
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Wondering Alice 3 years ago
Hmmm. I use to believe this too. However in recent years as WW2 things have become declassified, loads and loads of stuff has come to light that huge amounts of normal everyday people have never talked about. Take Bletchly hall, men turned to wives after a life time of marriage to say they had worked there only to find their wives had too. Members of my family suddenly came out with new amazing stories no one had ever heard of. Clearly, a huge amount of people can keep a secret. I don't buy that major world events are faked though, or at least I am yet to see a convincing argument. I love a conspiracy theory though, but in the way I used to love watching X files.
Stacey Mueller 3 years ago
I say this constantly! The most basic projects derail because someone was out sick or someone couldn't get the right paper on time or a c**p load of other reasons. Conspiracy theorists have an overly optimistic view of how folks work together!
Cheryl Hayes-Bent 3 years ago
Try having kids. Getting 2 of them to do what they’re supposed to do, on time, without blabbing, is impossible.
Demongrrrrl 3 years ago
That's my response to the Q-Anons' conspiracy theories. Do they really think that many people can keep that big a secret for so long?
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago (edited)
If your conspiracy theory requires a few people successfully keeping information that hundreds of people would have to know of (9-11 was an inside job; JFK was murdered by the CIA), you're an idiot and you've never dealt with management or information flow. If your conspiracy theory requires massive numbers of people who would benefit from doing something corrupt all doing that corrupt thing, congratulations, you're over the target. You can be sure someone on the internet will add some completely extraneous detail to your theory, and then loads of fact-checkers will condemn because that extraneous detail was easily disproven.
DC 3 years ago (edited)
In uni, I got into a group with three young chinese women, and one young man, dumb as a brick, sent with them as their watchdog. They're in europe to study on PRC's dime, and are supposed to return. Them getting pregnant is a major concern among the authorities, as this would entitle them to unlimited stay or even citizenship. So ... they were pretty smart. He not so much. As I got a relatively easy task, and they weren't fluent in german, I offered to translate and corrected his entire page of nothing into something actually worth reading. And nobody got pregnant, although he took me aside and tried to threaten me, but I had to complete his every sentence because he was the least fluent in german, so we kinda laughed ourselves through the threatening. Felt kinda weird, the entire thing ... I didn't even have any adult plans whatsoever to begin with, neither any of them ... all well and good, and we drove a tractor and recorded a lot of stuff ... accelerations, vibrations, ... do they still do this, watchdog exchange students and stuff?
Quentin ingulfumble 2 years ago
the reason nasa actually went to the moon was that it was easier and cheaper than faking it!
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Laura Jackson 3 years ago
I just snorted McDonald's coffee then sneezed it out while trying not to choke to death, but dammit it was worth it!☕👃🏻🤣
AVGucky 3 years ago
Take my upvote for your funny experience! Hoping you are ok!
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Meghan Wood 3 years ago
I learned at a local safari park that Giraffes HAVE to fall from high up when born, to expel the liquid from their lungs.
Epona 3 years ago
Plus, Mom's legs are about 6 feet off the ground. Giraffes are tall, we all know this
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Peter J. Margesson 3 years ago
Jeez I have buku experience with baby turtles . My good friend has a turtle egg purchasing programme from locals who sell them as food. He has a resort La Tortuga Verde in E Salvador. He hatches thousands of baby turtles and releases them I to the Pacific. The depiction of turtles 8n this post is my absolutely true. God bless Tom and his program.
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
If he hatches the eggs in his warm kitchen, how do the adults get back there to breed?
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the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Yeah... that's pretty much Kamala Harris's job. (If you're not an American, the Vice President is called, "veep," and often represents the U.S. to foreign dignitaries.)
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burncreek 3 years ago
The relatively few people that run banks would most certainly not allow that to happen.
C C 3 years ago
Bank: Sorry, you make good income but we don't think you will be able to make the $500 mortgage payments every month. You should just rent. Me: But... rent for a one bedroom simple apartment less than 400ft² is $980 a month. [Me to banker] Are you sure you're mathematically knowledgeable about how money and the real world work?
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Sure, housing was affordable, but the fashion! Would it really be worth the trip?
Mark Howell 3 years ago
I lived through it the first time, so going again; Meh wait till 2020 ;o)
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Chrissyfox 3 years ago
Made me smile. Bought our first house in 1977 for £6,995. Can't get a decent car for that now. (First car was a 1968 VW Beetle- cost £600).
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Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
Seagulls fly so effortlessly through violent winds. Have you ever seen Canadian geese attempt to fly together in just the slightest breeze? It’s chaos, & hilarious to watch.
ShellsBells 3 years ago
So this is crazy...I just watched a bald eagle chase a grackle. Maybe it was trying to recreate the last image?
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ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 3 years ago
No f*ing way. Then I have to learn chemistry. Literally nothing on earth is worth that.
Šimon Špaček 3 years ago
But if you have to learn chemistry, setting passwords like Nitrogen7|-3, Potassium19|+1 or Carbon6|+-4 (name of element, atom number, most common ion) sounds like great idea.
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Caliban Taylor 3 years ago
If they taught the periodic table like this I might have passed chemistry in high school
Thorsten Massow 3 years ago
This one ist clever. I might copy the Idea, not the actual password.
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Giles McArdell 3 years ago
"My mother made me a lesbian" ... "if I give her the wool could she make me one too?" - My Mum's favourite joke. :)
David A Paterson 3 years ago
First time I've seen a knitted microscope. I have seen a knitted coral reef, echinoderms, dinosaurs, fractals, planetarium, uterus, and lots of other sciency things.
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Chris Hooley 3 years ago
I really appreciate that you said this so that I didn't have to.😁
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Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
See, this would have prepared me for motherhood much more than all those "helpful" books!
Sonia Ward 3 years ago
Isn't the first one Homer Simpson and the 3rd one a Martian from Mars Attacks?
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lauralett50 3 years ago
This was my b-boy any time my husband did any repairs in our house . Helping/ Supervisor. Rip my love.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
If you make your point with an axe, it's hard to question your views
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Reminds me of a joke my mother told me once. "What do you call a man carrying a shotgun? 'Sir'."
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Small_Mushroom 3 years ago
I actually did this when I went axe throwing once... I can show the picture if anyone's interested lol
Shannon Hawks 3 years ago
handle is the only thing that hit the bullseye. every other time they missed too the left or right
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Cathelijne Van 3 years ago
Don't believe everything you see on the internet 😉 the nails are missing for example. Sorry for destroying the dream. Here's a real xray of a cat's paw https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/-R7aGGtJy8ygjaEq2hyHWQGnSq9UvCW0P4V2OYug_iNzeLRVQgiHJSDVX8M92OqooDW-vnhNf9MBW0jnoCS2Uaij_1pkLm1KGNYNQiEkkP_DtW-wBpc2dnt_M1rmBIzIVLH2SPOCmYqx5HzNd0vkFY5RLSk1FzWGFrsQD6fC5g=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
Spocks's Mom 3 years ago
True. I've seen hundreds of cat paw xrays, and I don't know what this is, but it's not a real cat's paw. There aren't even any joints.
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Faith Nicole 3 years ago
I Google this and this image does come up as a kitten paw . I saw others where there's a lot more in the xray of an adult cat so I'm not sure if that makes a difference but ya, real or fake, super adorable
Faith Nicole 3 years ago (edited)
If this isn't one of the cutest xrays I didn't know I needed to see an xray for a kitty foot. Until I saw an x ray of a kitty foot 🥰
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JoJo Anisko 3 years ago
Shhh! Got a racket going here, don't spoil the scam.
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How can boobies have negative energy? They look so HAPPY! agB0XVK_46...68fabd.jpg 
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago (edited)
easily conned rubes. A fool and his money are soon parted.
oboe lover (he/they <3) 3 years ago
i got one of these just because they looked pretty, it broke in a week when i dropped it one time :')
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Epona 3 years ago
Looks kind of like those black and white hugging salt and pepper shakers. But more geometric. black-and-...47a0e9.jpg 
Black Pearl 3 years ago
I did have to figure out the area of something similar last year I think. It's not super difficult but it's annoying.
Snacking on cats 3 years ago
Heck, glad to be out of elementary school where we learned shapes that no one uses outside of school.
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ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
You're hot when you agree ... OnAFreakingRollercoaster 😉
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Trillian 3 years ago
After the female expresses her disinterest however, he proceeds to call her an ugly b***h that he wasn't really interested in anyway.
Grant Barke 3 years ago
This disinterest can be changed to interest with a wad of cash in certain areas of one's country.
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After engaging in pre-mating rituals, the female indicates interest by giving the male a peach or eggplant. Then, the male proceeds. If not interested, the female says no or hires a ghost to tell him. But some aggressive males take NO as an encouragement.This leaves scientists baffled. “Why does No equal Yes for these males?”
dunno_ shiz 2 years ago
Not true actually, I like all posts of people I'm friends with on social medias because I'm not good with words and I just want them to know that I'm not tired of them, it's just my way of checking up on homies tbh
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Sally Jordan 3 years ago
Diagonally gives you less annoying crust to negotiate.
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Left is Cafe, right is Mum...because right is for two little hands, left is grown-ups.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
When I was little, Mum used to cut the right-hand one again, to give me 4 little squares. And at school I got laughed at, so I told her to stop.
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Christina B 3 years ago
Is it weird I actually prefer a diagonally sliced sandwich? There is just something much more satisfying and it almost feels and tastes better eating it...?
Mat Hall 3 years ago
It's not that complicated. Assuming the bread is a square with side length S, rectangles give you a total perimeter of 6S, triangles give you a perimeter of 4S+2✓(2S^2) (approximately 6.8S).
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ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 3 years ago
I am personally responsible for dozens upon dozens of grandparent deaths. One guy had 3 in one semester.
Chris Hooley 3 years ago
The notion of compulsory classes at university is humorous and strange to me. When I was at uni, you could skip all lectures and classes and still get good marks if your essays and exams were up to scratch.
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Thegoodboi 3 years ago
So does putting your phone in rice thing still work? My glass of milk survived the fall upright, phone thought it was an oreo...
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Deborah B 3 years ago
Puffed rice, puffed wheat. We explode other grains, popcorn has excaped from the cereal aisle and entered immortality as a snack food. Rice cakes have attempted to imitate their success, but tice only becomes a viable competitor when combined marshmellow or chocolate to form rice crispy treats.
David A Paterson 3 years ago
Knowing the male of the species, I'm pretty sure we tried exploding every food. Even fish and whales.
Giles McArdell 3 years ago
Me 'n' my microwave been exploding other foods for ya. Results have been disappointing.
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Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet 3 years ago
Where the hell did you get that idea from????
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
I am under pressure and I can tell you right now I am definitely not a diamond.
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VonBlade 3 years ago
Which is why you stick your tongue out whilst concentrating. Disable some senses, more brain power for others.
Will Cable 3 years ago
More annoying is when you park away from the store and some a-hole parks so close they are in your bay and getting back in your car is like trying to squeeze yourself through a letterbox
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Corvus 3 years ago
"When my daddy told me about the atoms when I was 3, I already knew that some day I would become a nuclear-powered super-villain." - from the memoirs of Lord Nukeblast
Sunlight on a Broken Column 3 years ago
Try "The Illustrated Biography of Lord Grimm" by Daryl Gregory. :)
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago (edited)
Awwww! I was working in childcare while studying for my Bachelor's degree, which meant I showed up to work with a bag full of deadly boring communications theory literature. When they put me in charge of the kids who were in time out and they wouldn't settle down, I said "if you don't stop that I'll read this at you". They tried to call my bluff, so I started reading the works of Marshall McLuhan in a dull monotone until they begged me to stop.
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CalicoKitty 3 years ago
It's one of those ones with a [ shape where the base stops it from falling over.
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Muis Unver 3 years ago
We have the exact same table (it's from Ikea), and I've NEVER thought of this. Am gonna try this or tomorrow, for... for science 😅
Lawrencium 3 years ago
Laziness is a programmer virtue! You don't want to do a repetitive task? Find a way to automate it!
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
Ooo no worry of your hand getting tired and your phone hurtling down to your face like an asteroid
David A Paterson 3 years ago
I have one. Cantilevered. The two pair of vertical legs transmit the torque generated by the weight on the table down the the ground. The base is the same shape as the top, and slides under the lounge. As a result, the legs carry far more force, both in tension and compression, than that generated directly by the weight of the table and the objects on it. It's made of metal tubing with joints that are both welded and screwed. The welding is necessary to provide the structural rigidity necessary to stop the table from behaving like a diving springboard.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
They're really not. This was every exam paper I saw in highschool, including the one I had a nosebleed on - and that was before the nosebleed.
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Dragons Exist 3 years ago
Literally the exact same as I had the same diagram on my paper and it was black
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Michelle M 3 years ago
It’s basic calculus. F(x) = y, where f is the function, x is the input and y, the outcome.
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Mulberry Juice 3 years ago
I’m gonna do this to my mum next time she tells me to stop asking why
Sawdust 3 years ago
Careful...Outside of a "Science Humour" posting on the Internet, people may interpret this as a mildly-censored expletive!
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David A Paterson 3 years ago
That's rude, you know? Mathematicians just love watching how long it takes you to realise that f(x) is a rude word.
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Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Really? Is that the story behind it? I never bothered to look it up. Now I have to of course. If it‘s true, it‘s both hilarious and terrible at the same time.
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
They thought the gas would burn for a few days. Apparently not.
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"Thinking it was a health risk, they threw a grenade into the crater..." If I'm in Turkmenistan, I wouldn't want to visit the doctor if I have Covid-19 symptoms.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
"Oh you have Covid?" *Stuffs grenade down your throat*
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I know it’s not the point of this post, but it’s such a travesty he isn’t in series 3.
Yourname942 3 years ago
Why don't they just cover it to stop oxygen from reaching the fire? (I.e. stopping the fire)
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ShellsBells 3 years ago
As of now, this is #69 on the list. Let's please try to keep it there.
BubbaLouie 3 years ago
I am disliking this post (not the comment, the image) just to try to help.
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Kel_how 3 years ago
"union-ized" vs "un-ionized" for those still having trouble
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The opposite is this: My daughter asked "how do you pronounce 'either'? Is it 'either' or 'either'"? My answer: "'either'....or 'either' I guess"
Monday 3 years ago
plumber = union-ized (belonging to a trade union) chemist = un-ionized (not converted into ions)
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Greta Kolding 3 years ago
And then there's the people who'll never manage to wrap their tongues around so many syllables.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Well, at least they put "success" between sarcastic quotation marks. :p
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Marla 3 years ago
*slowly raises club made from the femur of a very large animal*
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Shh, don't tell the followers of Big Sky Daddy. They get mad about this.
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Christof Irran 3 years ago
But that's how science works: given the (limited) data available in image one you create a model through interpretation of the data available (moon), which you then discard once more data points about the phenomenon are collected (image two).
Will Cable 3 years ago
I wish they would bring back the spicy bean burger in the UK instead of the plant based one that has the texture of a flipflop
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Jinx Evergreen 3 years ago
fun but seriously people need to address the fact that it is LEGO there is no S, look at the box (like sheep, not sheeps)
SeaLouse 3 years ago
When I was a child my parents could only afford one LEGO. Sometimes on the weekends I would spend hours playing with my LEGO. I am also joking.
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ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
What does it say when you could never play with Lego ... (I read your comment Jinx Evergreen)
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Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
Oh Dear ... was the winning quote when they last posted this 2 weeks ago ....
Heather 3 years ago
I think you meant (insert CSI Miami guy putting on sunglasses) oh deer
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Giles McArdell 3 years ago
I always thought the "5 second rule" was just a jokey way of saying "I know it's been on the floor but Imma eat it anyway"
David A Paterson 3 years ago
The 5 second rule is because goldfish have a 3 second memory. And the short term memory of humans is only 2 seconds better.
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Roy Zobel 3 years ago
I don't know this person. Either because I'm from Germany or because I'm too old. I know Bill Nye, though.
AxleMunshine001 3 years ago
An American celebrity known for being vacuous, superficial and uninteresting.
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Charlie Taube 3 years ago
She couldn’t swim underwater. Those “breasts” are so plastic they would just act like buoys and float her.
Bleble BlebleBla 3 years ago
KJ in all her filtered, edited, plastic self - is a tired and boring subject
Gwyn 3 years ago
Can we just ban the Kardashians from the Internet already? I'm so tired of seeing their now unrecognizable faces everywhere.
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
Humanity can be a bit shítty, but I don't think it's so bad we would deserve something like this
Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
An ocean of water needed for that burn. Yes, I know it's salty.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Shouldn't the answer be 10? Please help. I was an English major. Numbers make brain hurt.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
It is 10. Don't worry, you're not dumb, the person who made the poll (and the people that answered) are.
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Dirk Daring 3 years ago
You can always make this easier to understand by turning it into a money question. You buy one drink for $2. In the same purchase, you buy four cookies for $2 each. How much did you spend? (disregard tax)
Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago (edited)
Tbh though most people would get the answer of 16, if there were brackets around the problem then yes it is 10. Most would read 2+2=4×4=16
Waddling Land Fish 3 years ago
At my school we learned PEMDAS, what is BIDMAS?
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WoodenLion 3 years ago
i been watching you - whadder' you doing coming up with a brain hurt for me this early morning? i see it there.
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Thegoodboi 3 years ago
I'm struggling to figure out how anyone got anything other than 10 or 16. Help?
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
"What do you have to say to all those hair cells recently laid off from the scalp?" "There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back!"
David A Paterson 3 years ago
"Management has created a toxic work environment. I am Management" - words to live by.
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Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
The republican party vows to open an investigation on Big Geology and how it indoctrinates our students with woke lies about not eating your sweet, nutritious lava.
Bleble BlebleBla 3 years ago
I'm here for the comedy - please, proceed with the drinking, popcorn is ready!
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
OoOoOoo kinda warm. Maybe it's like hot chocolate to warm me up! Cheers!
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Tim Douglass 3 years ago (edited)
It's a race to see who's going to die first. Same as chemotherapy.
Jess-a-men 3 years ago
I always wonder if my immune system gets mad when I take medicine to lower my fever only to then bundle up with a hot water bottle and a thick blanket...
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David A Paterson 3 years ago
I use a tripod leg. The pointy end of the leg looks like an arrow.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Hey, us older people invented this technology to make life easier, so we'd be hypocrites to blame you for taking advantage of it. Go nuts!
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
It's easier? Plus if your teacher moves fast taking s picture is the best way to get notes later.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Why not install wheels underneath and go? Follow me for more improvement ideas.
AxleMunshine001 3 years ago
As a very intelligent lazy person, I just wouldn't go on that road trip
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Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
unless it is a new moon, and communication is cut during the panic
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--- 3 years ago
That 'C' is needed when the integrated (I think that's how you say it in English)function has more branches
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
So the rest of the world uses C and the US uses F?
Load More Replies... Bordem Exprt 3 years ago
im pretty sure the first 100 digits of pi are 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 . I could be wrong
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Beck 3 years ago
I was going to say the same. Yo u are not supposed to prop the bottle and leave it.
Load More Replies... Shameless Hussy Review 3 years ago
Also the body-to-body contact with opportunity for eye contact is important for social-emotional development. Still, with twins I have compassion for the huge fatigue factor.
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
UHF/VHF frequencies are liable to disruption by magnetic waves. The electric motors in things like vacuum cleaners, blenders, washing machines and the magnetron in a microwave produce powerful electromagnetic waves which disrupt the signals.
Keller Worthen 3 years ago (edited)
The same science applies to HAM radios being affected by the alternator in a car
Load More Replies... Headless Roach 3 years ago
If she'd use the blender on the TV, then it's not SO difficult to explain
Laura Jackson 3 years ago
If we turned the oven on the lamps and overhead lights in our living room brightened. I can remember my dad sitting down in the evenings to read the newspaper and yelling for someone to turn the oven on so he could see to read!🤣🤣🤣
Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago
When I was a kid it was the neighbours car, non resistor type spark plugs fitted.
Roe Rainrunner 3 years ago
I still have that with my computer-display and the vacuum cleaner and the reason is, all wall-outlets are put to one electric circle and both computer-display and vacuum-cleaner are fighting for the power :-D
Gwyn 3 years ago
Our toaster burns the toast on anything but the lowest setting if you plug it into the south wall but works perfectly of you plug it in on the west wall.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
time to get your electricals redone and recertified. probably going to burn down at some stage.
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martin734 3 years ago (edited)
Not necessarily, when you affect a fake smile, affect is indeed a verb. When that smile effects someone else, effect is also a verb.
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nbfresh 3 years ago
your comment/explanation makes the most sense on this thread
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blackberrycobbler 3 years ago
Affect is the verb (“Does that affect anything?”) while effect is the noun (“What was the effect?”)
TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago (edited)
I know the difference and where to use the different words - but I cannot explain that difference in any way with words. In gaming terms: Strenght potions have the effect of giving +5 point in strenght, and the player drinking it is affected by that increase.
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Gwyn 3 years ago
Let's turn panel 4 into the crazy politicians we have to deal with these days
Binny Tutera 3 years ago
Then it would have to read, “What isn’t, no matter how many times we say it”
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Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 3 years ago
This explains alot what my brother is majoring in. I had no idea what that meant and didn't bother to ask. Bioengineering 😅😅
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
But how will you use one when you have no head??
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Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Apparently you can do that if you use the browser version instead of the app
Woundwort42 3 years ago
My dumbass first thought was that it could remove the need for glasses 🤦
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Then you forget ... try to put on your makeup ... and scream when you look in the mirror
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David A Paterson 3 years ago
"You'll never make it if you keep cutting corners", "What?", "Cubes".
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VonBlade 3 years ago
Before this appears in one of those "you've been using juice boxes wrong" posts, just pointing out that image A shows a length of straw visible so you can work out where the bottom is for maximum extraction, whilst image B, once the tiny straw end is inside you cannot know where it is or how it's bent, thus meaning you're less likely to extract all the contents without a lot of faff.
RedMarbles 3 years ago
Yeah, and if you unintentionally bend it back into an acute angle, you're not getting the last of it out of any corner.
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Fxnglhl 3 years ago (edited)
wrong. student life is about homework, and even more homework. throw in a tad more homework. there we go. actually a bit more.
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Add a little exams, reports, activities, presentations and labs. And we're dead
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Woundwort42 3 years ago
Without maths, I wouldn't know that it takes light about 39mS for light to travel the diameter of the Earth
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Lisa H 3 years ago
This is why we Americans don't use metric. You're welcome for the loophole 😄
Load More Replies... ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Yes ... and I eat 1/16th of the pizza that was in the math problem ... who eats 1/16th of pizza?
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v 3 years ago
The prototype never provides the solution to the problem at hand, it's the following iterations which prove success.
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
relatively obscure joke for non-britishers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qopCQSWmpM
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CalicoKitty 3 years ago
To be fair, back in the day games were optimised to use every bit of free processing power efficiently, and the graphics were fairly basic. Now we get to deal with things that are 30% shiny rendering, 50% spaghetti code, 25% spyware, and 5% function.
Corvus 3 years ago
My first PC game was about 10 MB in size and that seemed huge back in those days... especially since our hard drive's total capacity was about 25 MB :D
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
10 MB HDD, spreadsheet, word processor, database management, Point of Sale programs, games and data. And separate printer drivers for each program.
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Giles McArdell 3 years ago
"The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson
DC 3 years ago
... may it be that your profile pic does look familiar to me...?
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David A Paterson 3 years ago
Not that toxic. I have some in my fillings. And Mercury mine workers used to have fun swimming across the vats.
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AxleMunshine001 3 years ago
I've seen one with a fly 🪰 design. Troubling.
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CalicoKitty 3 years ago
When I was in high school we did an experiment where we made esters - basically perfumes but really concentrated - and because our chemistry teacher gave zero damns about anything half the class spent the lesson sticking their noses directly over the beakers to aggressively smell them. (In case you're wondering, at that concentration everything smells like nail polish remover. Which probably doesn't bode well for the degree of damage done to our noses.)
Pornessia Parapio 3 years ago
we made esters and I remember it smelled nothing like I imagined it would smell like(no fruity smell)
Load More Replies... Šimon Špaček 3 years ago
It kind of make a sense to wear protection gear even for those simple experiments. It will help you set the habit to always put on gloves and googles before you touch lab glass and that habit may save your life (or at least few fingers) in future.
Lisa Avenir 3 years ago
Meanwhile, in our school, children pouring concentrated sulphuric acid with their bare hands... No safety goggles, no lab coat, no gloves. we were preparing HCl gas
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Lisa H 3 years ago
I successfully mounted a ceiling fan thanks to YouTube (but I also had to have autocorrect spell "ceiling" for me because I can never remember the correct or of the "I" and the "e" in any word ever and that stupid "'I' before 'E' except after 'C'" rule has NEVER helped ever!!!)
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Kathi Firns-Hubert 3 years ago
When I was in Budapest recently, I saw Hungarian air in a tin as a souvenir!
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TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago
Their product "O Factor" wasn't a sucess, as an additonal oxygen atom turned out to be not healthy to consume...
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Bleble BlebleBla 3 years ago
And die due to incompatibility - I would watch that show :D
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
No matter how many blood tests I take I just get a big fat O. I'll never pass
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Will Cable 3 years ago
The best is when the password isn't the answer but one digit off so those who think they have it right get frustrated because it doesn't work.
Parmeisan 3 years ago
It's been a while since I've done any of this stuff, but I think it's nonsense. First, the dx shouldn't be inside the square root, that's meaningless. Secondly, the first *how many* digits? That's awfully imprecise for something supposedly aimed at smart people. I think they just grabbed a random formula off google. Although *adjusts glasses* on closer examination, it's probably 0. IIRC you take the formula with x=2 and subtract the formula with x=-2 and in both cases that's sqrt(4 - 4) so it's just 0 and it doesn't even matter what the first part is. Of course... it *has* been a while since I've done this, so take that with a grain of salt.
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TheBelgianSteve 3 years ago
I'd first spend 10 minutes trying to figure out whether brute force is faster than solving it
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David A Paterson 3 years ago
Actually, very few people do know Newton's second law. Because it isn't F=ma. It's F=d(mv)/dt, force equals rate change of momentum.
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Yettichild 3 years ago
I dont know about that. If the nose works like a lie detector, as long as the person saying the statement doesn't know it's a false statement, it would register as true or non-conclusive.
Bobby 3 years ago
Lie detector is a misnomer. It's more a fear detector. Here's the trick. The "are you inside" "is it winter" etc aren't the control questions like they want you to think, that's actually part of the mind game. The real control questions are ones that everyone will have done but you convince yourself is small enough not to matter like "have you ever lied to anyone you care about" or "have you ever stolen from an employer, even something as small as a pen"
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David A Paterson 3 years ago
It's been used scientifically. As a test for sexual deviance, although it's not his nose that grows.
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GaySlay 3 years ago
It’s a solo song and it’s only for the brave. I apologise I’m a fan girl
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago (edited)
I do know this one wheelchair bound person who would be up for it. At least if it was from the top. :p
David A Paterson 3 years ago
I have seen a wheelchair bound person go down an escalator, in under ten seconds.
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