As any mom or expectant mom will already know, pregnancy is hard work. If fact, let's be honest, pregnancy for many women downright sucks. Sure it's a small price to pay to bring your bundle of joy into this world, but it doesn't feel like such a "small price" when you can't sneeze without peeing your pants, or when you keep throwing up right after you brush your teeth every morning. Check out this list, compiled by Bored Panda, for a funny collection of tweets that all moms will relate to. They'll make you laugh...or possibly cry. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Actually, the 5-year-old is right. Ever wondered what amniotic fluid mostly consists of?
The more I learn about pregnancy, the more I think it is totally disgusting thing...(don't underdtand me wrong, it is awesome, babies are supercute and everything ,but...yuckyyyy)
Load More Replies...Do they spit some of that up when they spit up?
Load More Replies...Doesn't it just all go back to you through the umbilical cord?
A good question to google - I imagine it all works out otherwise both would go into septic shock
You only go into septic shock if bacteria gets into your blood stream. Just having poop or pee in your body couldn't possibly cause it, otherwise we'd all be in constant states of septicemia. No need to google- babies do pee in-utero and float around in it until they are born.
Load More Replies...The placenta also helps to filter and process waste from the baby while they are in there. That is one of the reasons it forms so early on.
lol where do you think the liquid comes from that they pee out in the first place? They swallow the fluid and then pee it out. Because they don't eat or drink anything else, it is pure amniotic fluid that goes in and comes back out
you body also replenishes amniotic fluid so it's not stale nastiness for 9 months, although if your waters go and you have prolonged rupture of membranes it's gross because your body keeps making it so it keeps coming out until small person puts in an appearance 😣😒
Load More Replies...It's amazing the number of things you (re)discover when you move to another house! :)
to me that would describe anything from the second week... that's how i got suspicion ... and it got only worse as i was rounder and rounder.
Hans' comment was not great but it certainly wasn't offensive. Somebody is way too sensitive.
Yup. all ur friends buy clothes for someone who won't need them for several months, and you only have a few that fit you
You don't need to be pregnant for that. It's an equally frustrating issue for middle aged men. I'm just happy that I can remember where the toilet is.
I actually had more guys proposition when I was pregnant than before or since. Never have figured out why
"I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?" <--came in mighty handy to me for just that reason
Did you ask for a seat? As many people are afraid of assuming a woman is pregnant, me included. Assuming someone is pregnant when not is worse than not giving a seat to someone who might be pregnant in my opinion. So why not ask for the seat? A friend of mine was told by a customer at work that she shouldn't lift heavy because of her pregnancy, she wasn't pregnant, it f*****g destroyd her...
I would sometimes use that wedge between my bump and boobs as a third hand. Really missed it when it was gone
My baby girl liked to wiggle her toes between my ribs. Hurts to remember.
And it's only the beginning... I hope you said "farewell" to your nights, it's not gonna get better ^^
HAHAHA!!! Get used to that love!! youngest of 3 is 16 and I STILL do it!
Yeah! To all those people who go round eating each other's.... what?!
i used to pick things with my feet(if it was appropriate and possible- like not food and not sharp stuff)
I almost spent mines wearing nothing but flip flops and slip ons
i remember having that one. it was just impossible for me to make it- i left that glucose water in doctor's sink... it was bad enough to go there with an empty stomach(my biggest source of morning sickness) and that water was just the last drop to it.
Dear Bored Panda, these Tweets made me neither pee, nor laugh. What is happening to you???
Funny how I never had these problems, my stomach was tiny
Because they are loving, caring women and want someone to care for. You have your own opinions, but that is rude.
Load More Replies...Dear Bored Panda, these Tweets made me neither pee, nor laugh. What is happening to you???
Funny how I never had these problems, my stomach was tiny
Because they are loving, caring women and want someone to care for. You have your own opinions, but that is rude.
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