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As any mom or expectant mom will already know, pregnancy is hard work. If fact, let's be honest, pregnancy for many women downright sucks. Sure it's a small price to pay to bring your bundle of joy into this world, but it doesn't feel like such a "small price" when you can't sneeze without peeing your pants, or when you keep throwing up right after you brush your teeth every morning. Check out this list, compiled by Bored Panda, for a funny collection of tweets that all moms will relate to. They'll make you laugh...or possibly cry. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, the 5-year-old is right. Ever wondered what amniotic fluid mostly consists of?

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to worry, you'll be the host next time if you decide to accept that mission....... :D

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's amazing the number of things you (re)discover when you move to another house! :)

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, now I want to blurt that out when people ask women that.

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Eva Tóthová
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to me that would describe anything from the second week... that's how i got suspicion ... and it got only worse as i was rounder and rounder.

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Bridgette David
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hans' comment was not great but it certainly wasn't offensive. Somebody is way too sensitive.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably because some mix singular and plural? Well, nevermind: as endlessly stated on Bored Panda, pregnancy requires at least two people. Whoever claims otherwise is dumb.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. all ur friends buy clothes for someone who won't need them for several months, and you only have a few that fit you

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Shari H
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe that is why babies so enjoy throwing things on the floor so Mom has to pick them up; it is a memory of pregnant mom wishing she could pick things up.

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Kieron Murphy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't need to be pregnant for that. It's an equally frustrating issue for middle aged men. I'm just happy that I can remember where the toilet is.

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Flora Polvado
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually had more guys proposition when I was pregnant than before or since. Never have figured out why

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Wanda Queen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?" <--came in mighty handy to me for just that reason

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Nanna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you ask for a seat? As many people are afraid of assuming a woman is pregnant, me included. Assuming someone is pregnant when not is worse than not giving a seat to someone who might be pregnant in my opinion. So why not ask for the seat? A friend of mine was told by a customer at work that she shouldn't lift heavy because of her pregnancy, she wasn't pregnant, it f*****g destroyd her...

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Cherie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate. I thought my youngest had at least 8 sides and 14 legs before he was born!!! LOL, thank GOD, he was only squirmy...

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Flora Polvado
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would sometimes use that wedge between my bump and boobs as a third hand. Really missed it when it was gone

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it's only the beginning... I hope you said "farewell" to your nights, it's not gonna get better ^^

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Tiny Dynamine
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! To all those people who go round eating each other's.... what?!

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Eva Tóthová
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i used to pick things with my feet(if it was appropriate and possible- like not food and not sharp stuff)

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear to all that is good in this world, if you post daily pictures or statuses about your baby, or really any other topic I will unfollow you on facebook, instagram, twitter and in real life.. I don't need that level of detail on anyone's life

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make a sudden stop when a few women or a strong man passes. If he/she can't stop in time he/she will have to run ... run fast. One thing I've learned so far, the world can be stopped if it is to help children and pregnant woman (as it should).

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Eva Tóthová
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i remember having that one. it was just impossible for me to make it- i left that glucose water in doctor's sink... it was bad enough to go there with an empty stomach(my biggest source of morning sickness) and that water was just the last drop to it.

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I guess this was a good reason to decide against plastic shoes...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a feeling you are making similar sounds at that stage too

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Jaclyn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like pregnancy is the time to embrace that belly not squeeze it in spanx!

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AmStick
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went 3 1/2 weeks over due with my first... had to have him forced out! I swear that kid was NEVER going to leave! He's now 18 & still w/ me!

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