As any mom or expectant mom will already know, pregnancy is hard work. If fact, let's be honest, pregnancy for many women downright sucks. Sure it's a small price to pay to bring your bundle of joy into this world, but it doesn't feel like such a "small price" when you can't sneeze without peeing your pants, or when you keep throwing up right after you brush your teeth every morning. Check out this list, compiled by Bored Panda, for a funny collection of tweets that all moms will relate to. They'll make you laugh...or possibly cry. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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It's amazing the number of things you (re)discover when you move to another house! :)
to me that would describe anything from the second week... that's how i got suspicion ... and it got only worse as i was rounder and rounder.
Hans' comment was not great but it certainly wasn't offensive. Somebody is way too sensitive.
Yup. all ur friends buy clothes for someone who won't need them for several months, and you only have a few that fit you
You don't need to be pregnant for that. It's an equally frustrating issue for middle aged men. I'm just happy that I can remember where the toilet is.
I actually had more guys proposition when I was pregnant than before or since. Never have figured out why
"I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?" <--came in mighty handy to me for just that reason
Did you ask for a seat? As many people are afraid of assuming a woman is pregnant, me included. Assuming someone is pregnant when not is worse than not giving a seat to someone who might be pregnant in my opinion. So why not ask for the seat? A friend of mine was told by a customer at work that she shouldn't lift heavy because of her pregnancy, she wasn't pregnant, it fucking destroyd her...
I would sometimes use that wedge between my bump and boobs as a third hand. Really missed it when it was gone
My baby girl liked to wiggle her toes between my ribs. Hurts to remember.
And it's only the beginning... I hope you said "farewell" to your nights, it's not gonna get better ^^
HAHAHA!!! Get used to that love!! youngest of 3 is 16 and I STILL do it!
Yeah! To all those people who go round eating each other's.... what?!
i used to pick things with my feet(if it was appropriate and possible- like not food and not sharp stuff)
I almost spent mines wearing nothing but flip flops and slip ons
i remember having that one. it was just impossible for me to make it- i left that glucose water in doctor's sink... it was bad enough to go there with an empty stomach(my biggest source of morning sickness) and that water was just the last drop to it.
