105 Tweets About Pregnancy That Will Make You Laugh And Cry

Lol

Use ur foot

This wouldn't work with me. I'd end up putting something sticky on the end of a broom handle to pick them up or something

Brilliant!

Dead man walking with that response.

Actually, the 5-year-old is right. Ever wondered what amniotic fluid mostly consists of?

Doesn't it just all go back to you through the umbilical cord?

Haha the sarcasme

lol where do you think the liquid comes from that they pee out in the first place? They swallow the fluid and then pee it out. Because they don't eat or drink anything else, it is pure amniotic fluid that goes in and comes back out

Not to worry, you'll be the host next time if you decide to accept that mission....... :D

I'm currently trying not to imagine a four year old getting back in

Don't worry baby ! You'll be the one doing to next time! It's ok!

They surely are!

It's amazing the number of things you (re)discover when you move to another house! :)

what type of socks do you have that ROLL??

LOL, now I want to blurt that out when people ask women that.

I had a 14 year old pregnant patient once who didn't. This is the truth, she asked me, "How come the baby be this big [indicating a large thing], but the stomach only be this big [indicating something much smaller]?" I was only a student then, but I've always wondered if she really knew what she'd been doing that got her pregnant.

You aren't very smart yourself you double negative using stupid idiot

but what if she doesnt know yet

Let the baby decide that for itself

Lol this one made me laugh :D

Well, the commercial does say......

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to me that would describe anything from the second week... that's how i got suspicion ... and it got only worse as i was rounder and rounder.

love this one

Last sentence was cut off. I was going to say I cried aand cursed.

Upvote, and I love her name! :D

So if I stole that parking spot, I would overcome my fear of dying. Cool, let's do it then, aka badly thought out joke.

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or if you have a very rigligous mom dis agree with her about some thing or say is an atheist and then

Hans' comment was not great but it certainly wasn't offensive. Somebody is way too sensitive.

A simple yes or no ... in which language?

good point

Probably because some mix singular and plural? Well, nevermind: as endlessly stated on Bored Panda, pregnancy requires at least two people. Whoever claims otherwise is dumb.

If I had to face those consequences personally and physically I would DAMN SURE make sure condoms are used

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because she is the one who suffers most in the end, so normally she would be more concern and carefull about it, men just want to get laid, it eventually becomes her responsability more than the man, but men should be concern as much and not ignorance it usually leads to some serious issues I guess

Yup. all ur friends buy clothes for someone who won't need them for several months, and you only have a few that fit you

Maybe that is why babies so enjoy throwing things on the floor so Mom has to pick them up; it is a memory of pregnant mom wishing she could pick things up.

Sex is VERY funny..... just not when it's supposed to be

Nope, this is every bit as funny as I think it is. ;D

Hahahaha

You don't need to be pregnant for that. It's an equally frustrating issue for middle aged men. I'm just happy that I can remember where the toilet is.