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I remember my Nana who had dementia, asking when I visited her, “Do I belong to you?”. When I told her that indeed she did and that I loved her, she replied, “I thought I did.” Darn near broke my heart. Dementia is an evil disease.

Living through this right now. Somedays my grandma remembers the purple boots she gifted me 20 years ago. Sometimes she knows I work in a school. Sometimes she remembers I have kids. Sometimes she only remembers I help take care of her and she loves me for it.

I lost my gradma to alzheimer's. She had it for six years before passing away. It was heartbreaking for all of her loved ones, but what helped a bit was that she recognized us till the end. I mean not our names or who we exactly were, but her eyes always lit up when we came.

My sweet aunt managed a jewelry store for years, and after she got alzheimer's, she constantly thought the nurses station was the jewelry counter and she was helping customers. Funny how memories work.

My aunt had dementia and she would say "i don't know who you are but I am so happy to see you."

Trashing my facebook account was one of the most liberating things I ever did.

Also tik tok omg

I don't know at least 95% of suggestions...

Facebook should have an option that says “Mind your own damn business, facebook!”

The first time I used the block feature on Facebook was when someone I knew but didn't like tried to friend me.

I am using " is better than meth" for everything.

Always thankful for cheesecake 😋

On a serious note, I think about this when feeding my kids. Could this meal be “more healthy”, “have more green”, etc? Sure. But it’s fine, they’re fine, and I’m grateful we can eat.

I've always wanted to try cheesecake- how is it?

Lately, I've been doing the "I eat whatever I want because I eat one time a day" method.

that whoooooshing sound you hear is the joke going over the heads of a lot of people in this comment section. LOL

I would organize and plan parties, but never at my house. That way, I could duck out when I got tired. After moving all my stuff into a new place, I threw a massive party in the empty house I was renting from a slumlord. Didn't care what happened.

"It's not really a party unless the cops come."

In Jesus's time, they let the guests know it was time to go by serving them the cheap booze.

I’m going to try that next Christmas!

I feel this right in my flab

When I was a teenager, I thought I was fat at 127 pounds. I would give a pinky finger to be 127 again.

According to my BMI, Im too short for my weight. So my goal is to get taller.

Yep, I'm halfway back to that weight now.

No truer words were ever said...

My cat is strictly indoor. Why would I go outdoor ?

Let's see. I could take a bus to the train, then walk a couple of blocks to watch a movie in a dark room filled with strangers sans refreshments because who can afford them and the ticket. Then afterwards, hoof it back to the train in the dark. Or, I can wait a month until it's online, watch it on my TV from the comfort of my recliner with a frig and toilet mere feet away. Decisions, decisions.

Yeah

A valid point.

Yes yes!

But if you just lost a parent and can't reach them for comfort EVER, but they can always reach you when they need you, it's time to rethink the friendship.

I'm sorry, but no. Like every other relationship, it takes maintenance. Don't fall off the face of the earth and expect me to be there for you. I don't need to talk to people everyday, but for the life of me can't figure out how you call someone a friend you only communicate with on rare occasions. It isn't cute. It isn't admirable, it is neglectful. At that point, call them what they are. Acquaintances. Can you think of any other relationship in your life that you consider important, but don't consider it important enough to check in more often than twice a year?

I lost touch with my best friend from school. In my 30s I got a letter, I recognised the writing. She came to stay with me, it was like the intervening 20 years hadn't happened. She's coming to visit again in May, we're in our 60s now. I'm smiling just thinking about it.

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A truly good friend understands and respects the frequency of content you want, and the reasons to change the pattern when something occurs.

My best friend and I have a thing we do where if we feel like we haven’t talked enough, we send two questions, one fun/silly one, and one personal one. It works really well.

The sleepiness feeling you get from the couch is different, when I was a kid I always did that to be rudely awakened by my siblings to go upstairs, I said to myself, “ when I get older and have my own place this won’t happen anymore “, now my husband says, you need to go upstairs “

No kidding that is so much true. My best technique is going to bed saying myself i dont want to sleep, im gonna finish this book ! And i fall asleep in minutes... Brain is a b***h, like a kid he always wants the opposite. *Also work when you go out. Just say to yourself that you have to party till 2am ! And suddenly you are tired at 11pm.

True. When I go to bed my brain starts remembering stuff that happened when I was in first grade.

Sitting up in a chair. I even tried to make my bed sit up (it's a temporpedic) but it didn't work.

or at your desk at work lol