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The month is drawing to a close, so you know what that means — a new Bored Panda collection of funny and relatable parenting tweets.

That's right, just like in March, February, January, and the years before 2022, we're continuing the no-filter series in an attempt to normalize every step of this highly demanding and equally rewarding journey.

After all, raising kids is more than dressing them up in nice clothes and taking the little rascals to play dates. There are the never-ending questions, the meltdowns, the wiping (faces, hands, butts, dribbles, snot, poo, vomit…), and, of course, the unsolicited advice from the twenty-something childfree 'grownups'.

But moms and dads learn how to deal with all of this, and much, much more. They're often sleep-deprived, tired, and have little time for their personal lives, and yet, they persevere.

So let's take a moment to see what they go through and how they deal with everything. Continue scrolling and check out what parents had to say this April!

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lmegordon Report

Lulxby
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Your kid is not the WORST patient we've had... This one kid tore down all our paintings! Wait.. that was your kid? Oh, nevermind..."

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    Naturally, all of the challenges that come with parenting make moms and dads ask themselves if they're up for it. So we contacted broadcaster, lifestyle blogger, and parenting expert Vicki Broadbent to ask her about the mindset that can brace them for all the bumps along the road.

    "I think confidence generally tends to come with experience but that shouldn't apply to parenting as parents and guardians can read their babies and children's cues and needs instinctively, so you must trust your gut," the woman behind the acclaimed blog Honest Mum told Bored Panda.

    "Doctors have told me of many cases where the mum and dad had been correct in pursuing further investigations despite initial tests being negative only to find that, yes, there was indeed something wrong with their child. Mama (and Papa) knows best."

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    #3

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what every presentations missing of!

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    #4

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    mom_tho Report

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can;t get that visual out of my head. I may have just discovered my new muse.

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    The bestselling author said parents are hyper-aware of their children's needs because biologically, they are built to keep the little ones safe and well. Knowing this should give them at least some reassurance.

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    "I always think mothers, in particular, are superhuman," Broadbent added. "I've woken up in the night instinctively knowing something is wrong with one of my kids, only to find one has a fever, for example. I've even used my peripheral vision to prevent a car accident with my boys. Believe in yourself, no one knows their kid better than you do!"

    #6

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    mommajessiec Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i mean its not exactly hard to miss, that things massive!

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    For everyone who wants to grow as a parent, Broadbent suggests focusing inwards and working on their boundaries.

    "People love to give unsolicited advice to parents, so be open (some advice might be useful), polite but firm if you disagree, particularly if you feel family members are becoming overbearing," she said.

    "I would read a select few parenting books too to empower yourself (my book Mumboss (UK) / The Working Mom (US + Canada) is an informative, nonjudgemental read)."

    #10

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    IHideFromMyKids Report

    #11

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    oneawkwardmom Report

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    ElisaStoneLeahy Report

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    "I would also recommend considering therapy so you can heal from any past trauma ... so you build your own self-worth and confidence, enabling you to raise your children confidently," Broadbent said.

    "Once you know yourself deeply and respect and love yourself, you can share that gift and those important skills with your kids."

    #14

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    melanielynskey Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you feel if some massive rando that bosses you around and tells you to eat your veggies just randomly decides to throw out your daughter? how would you feel?

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    #16

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    fullofmomsense Report

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    According to research by Lifetime Daily, one in three parents are more open to advice about jobs and education from their relatives than they are to those regarding lifestyle choices or their kids.

    Interestingly, the site noted that Baby Boomers considered their family members to be less intrusive when it came to raising kids than Gen Zs (those born between 1996 and 2011). This is likely due to the concept of "helicopter parenting," which first came about around 25 years ago.

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    #18

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    LizerReal Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are trying to take out the trash

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    #19

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    ramblinma Report

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    According to the survey, parents were considered the nosiest family members, followed by in-laws, extended family, and then siblings. However, those who were surveyed also said that parents' advice was best received out of those categories, followed by extended family.

    #22

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    mandy_printable Report

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew! Because bright red poop in a young child can also be a sign of a very serious bowel disorder that needs immediate medical help. Source: thankfully did not die of this myself, but it was close.

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    #24

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    DrJayVarma Report

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he is not going to grow up to be. A dentist or an engineer.

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    #25

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    LMemeit Report

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blimey, I’m going to be thinking about this for a while!

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    When it comes to outsiders teaching you how to raise your own kids, something that can be particularly frustrating, Broadbent thinks the best way to respond to them is with love and kindness. But also honesty. "I would gently make it clear that I prefer doing x, y, z, for example, but thank you."

    Parent-shaming isn't harmless and it can be impossible to avoid. Luckily, solidarity (whether it's expressed in real life or through Twitter) can be a good antidote against it.

    #27

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    BunAndLeggings Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was just one moment of weakness. I admit I am only human. Please forgive me...

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    #28

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    meantomyself Report

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson (6yo) rarely says a word except a muttered 'yes' or 'no'. Imagine our surprise when on a long trip in the country he started counting 1 2 3 4 5 6 etc. He got to over a thousand before we managed to divert his attention to animal names which went on for another hour with animals I'd never heard of, the 'tarsier' sticks in my mind. He too has a limited vocabulary according to his teacher. Lol

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    #29

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    IHideFromMyKids Report

    #31

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    ElyKreimendahl Report

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody said a thing about home-schooling either - and how many of us had past experience of that to draw on.

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    #32

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    daddygofish Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but mommy wanted an extra challenge so thats why her hands were handcuffed and daddy was headbutting her legs!"

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    #33

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    deloisivete Report

    martin734
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is that? Liquid egg whites in a carton? Why is that even a thing?

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    #34

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    michimama75 Report

    Green Machine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...5's head then swiveled another 180° to face forward. O.o

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    #35

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    gbergan Report

    #36

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    LizerReal Report

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    #37

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    beingyelisa Report

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scholastic Book Fair was the BEST part of every school year! Definitely the Super Bowl of school.

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    #39

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

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    #41

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    You cant stop the truth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes what's up with that, why do buses not have seatbelts?

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    #42

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    maryfairybobrry Report

    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop touching me! Mom! He's over the line, on MY side!

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    #43

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Thanksgiving I sat at the kids' table and heard myself yelling, "Anthony! We do not touch people with a bean!!"

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    #45

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    House_Feminist Report

    #47

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    MumInBits Report

    #48

    Funny-Relatable-Parenting-Tweets

    Chhapiness Report

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    #50

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    mommajessiec Report

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Dads: staring at the open fridge, yelling "Where is the butter?"

    #51

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    Tired_Dad_of_2 Report

    Purplescales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s when you go for the favorite plushie.

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    #52

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    skrishna Report

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    #54

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    deloisivete Report

    #55

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    GrahamKritzer Report

    Cicimelia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's next to ... tee hee hee...Uranus!+

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    #56

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    fullofmomsense Report

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    #57

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    deloisivete Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not birds. They live on the water, so they're amphibic. Or strange fish.

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    #58

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    thedad Report

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum nearly always told me to ask my dad, knowing full well that dad's favourite word was no whenever I asked him anything.

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    #60

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    mommajessiec Report

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    #62

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Fabian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's something they should have been taught already

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    #63

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    MumInBits Report

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later: 15- Mommy, why haven't you paid my allowance to me yet? Mom- I don't know, I'l let you know when I do.

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    #65

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 5 my friend and I decided that it was time to take the training wheels off my bike by ourselves. I now wish that I'd kept them... I'm 61.

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    #66

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    sweetmomissa Report

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no mum, not potatoes and gravy again. Can't I just have my chops with bread?

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    #67

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    BunAndLeggings Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that is the punishment for buying your kid a recorder.

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    #68

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    thedad Report

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    #69

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    LifeThrewLemons Report

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slip something of your own in there that's nearby when he's not looking... the remote, car keys, your toothbrush, then you'll have two gifts and you can act surprised when you get a "gift" too!

    #70

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    DefinitiveDavid Report

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather do my Maths, no matter what grade. I once went to the Math's teach in the middle of his teaching 5th grade, to ask if I could switch classes from English to Maths, I cried when he said no. I was 7

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    #72

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    mom_tho Report

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be fun they said. Yet they won't take my kids when I need a vacation.

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    #73

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    michimama75 Report

    #74

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    Marlebean Report

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ... is literally me ... hehe

    #76

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    TangerineHearts Report

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    #77

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    fullofmomsense Report

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they said "lady" and not something like "fossil"...

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    #78

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    IHideFromMyKids Report

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i looked in the mirror and i stepped outside; i took a deep breath and i get real high

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    #79

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    SwissArmyWife00 Report

    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already a tradition at my house. Except: Not just on Easter and instead of eggs, it's cell phone, car keys, eyeglasses, etc.

    #80

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sooo relatable! Im the youngest of five and sure enough my mom call me everything but my name...

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    #81

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    MirandaKeeling Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good - imagine how freaked out you'd be if the balloons talked to you!

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    #82

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    dancingshoes06 Report

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean we are old enough an lived through enough to say that. too much has changed considering covid

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    #83

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    beingyelisa Report

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated when my mum blasted her music when she cleaned, I felt so overwhelmed and overstimulated, couldn’t escape it.

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    #84

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    kevinthedad Report

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? Warm Lego's are the worst

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    #85

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    KatieDeal99 Report

    Panda in the Fake South
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was learning about communion in preschool she was with my wife in the dollar store. She pointed to the wine, "Mommy when you drink that you talk to Jesus! ".

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    #86

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if the floors have a mud fetish? it isnt exactly unheard of...

    #88

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    MrsGaGaG Report

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    #91

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    OKAYYYWOWWW Report

    #92

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    kidversations_ Report

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's plushies celebrate their birthday. Every day. We sit down with play cake and I have to sing a birthday song. A very long one.

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    #93

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    oneawkwardmom Report

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my pants on over my shorts and went to the store today... no kids were involved.

    #94

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    mamanista Report

    Lydia Holmes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    respect the lunch ladies (even if the "potatoes" are lumpy and wet

    #96

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    MommyCocktail Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the point of theme parks, so that is another thing to add to the list of things my sister can do with my kids when I have some.

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    #97

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    mom_tho Report

    #98

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    deloisivete Report

    #99

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    itsdeenalang Report

    Yawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their poisonous if you eat enough of them right.

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    #100

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    Mr_D_W_R Report

    You cant stop the truth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always buy three. And then when you finish yours, demand part of theirs as "dad tax".

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    #101

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    TheyCallMeMambo Report

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here is Daddy Pig! (earth-shaking pig snort)

    #103

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    CrockettForReal Report

    You cant stop the truth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I never understood was why it was called netflix if the movie was physically delivered to you, like, not over internet.

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    #104

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    BoyMom2Boys Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but mum and dad were doing it! why cant i?!"

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    #105

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    SezClom Report

    Catarina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry it won't last long they'l Change back

    #107

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    kevinthedad Report

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can introduce him to my husband anytime! 😂

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    #108

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    margaretb2010 Report

    Canda (Cat Panda)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t mind me just covering up a comment (good candas do that)

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    #109

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    somegirl650 Report

    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a real thing? If so I'd be a horrible mother I'm not good with social interactions!

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    #110

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    Nedu_MD Report

    #111

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't all schools nut free? I was under that Impression.

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    #112

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

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