40 Honest And Unhinged Tweets From Parents Who’ve Seen It All (New Pics)

what a helper!

I love this dog!

Judgy 😉

Too bad you don't have a Lab, they will clean up the baby themselves.

Nope! The louder, larger, and more useless it is, the deeper the discount!

I asked my mom after I had kids that I would appreciate if she gave the kids toys they could only have 2 pieces and not make any noise.

but make sure to look at the price tag thats hiding behind the ones that say "black friday deal"

Email back sorry as I'm only a caregiver I can not provide the equipment you ask for please ask one of the male teachers to provide many thanks

I'm a teacher and I have a question, is that what the teacher said, or is that your child's interpretation? This smells like clickbait

That shouldn't be legal yo teach

What about enbys?

Totally not worth the effort. You'll get screamed on and it will be pointed out to you in a very unpolite way that her perfect and soon to be successful daughter is absolutely none of your concern.

Just make sure your kid is not friends with people like that, or else you will be on the hook to buy from that MLM too.

I really don't understand the parents who raise bullies.

Fishing for compliments. Ugh!

I recently made a new friend - he is a slob ( his car is gross) - but the good thing - he wont criticize my clutter.

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but were they British

Not a mom but same behaviour with my husband

My wife "I don't know where it is, I put it somewhere safe!"

My wife has been complaining about this to me recently, *about* me. I never realised until she brought it up, and I'm trying to break the habit, but everytime I'm looking for something, as I'm looking for it, I'll ask "Where is the ______?", almost as a reflex. I guess I mean "Have you seen______?", but it's starting to really annoy her, so I'm trying to change.

I had a husband that was always asking where stuff was - it was ALWAYS UNDER something, he just never bothered to look. AH, glad I dumped him.

“Butter? It’s in the fridge. Top shelf behind ketchup. Look under the cheese.” “Hairpins? I saw one on the floor behind the sofa in front of the window.” “The other sock like that? Look in your room under your desk.”v “Your hat? You left it either at work or it’s in your pocket. Not that one, the other one.” “You guys have to learn to keep track of your things! How am I supposed to know where everything is?!”

Ok guys I can’t be the only parent here. Parents talk secretly behind their kids’ back, so there’s a very good chance that he got a memo informing that he was going to get a pie in the face and be very surprised AND quite amused.

He looks like a good sport for supporting his kid.

Hopefully she warned Dad ahead of time.

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Thanks! What's your address?

I second this motion

And some 'healthy' yogurts are loaded with sugar

Young grasshopper has learned well, be proud of your efforts!

Nah, that's just bread.

Does it count if you pick the raisins out first?

By the 3rd you just shurg and leave them picking stuff out of the bin lol s/

Holding out the sweets programs in their brains that sweets are special. They will end up spooning sugar from the bag, like an animal.

I remember not letting my son have sugar first three years. HA much good it just did me! Haha

It’s an iPad kid.

My late country grandmother-in-law used to say, if she saw you picking out a wedgie, “Is your a*s chewing rag?”(when she was 80 or so)

We called it chewing cloth. My stepdad forgot the term one day and instead said ‘munching material’ and from that day forward that was the correct terminology.