40 Honest And Unhinged Tweets From Parents Who’ve Seen It All (New Pics)

what a helper!

Nope! The louder, larger, and more useless it is, the deeper the discount!

Email back sorry as I'm only a caregiver I can not provide the equipment you ask for please ask one of the male teachers to provide many thanks

Totally not worth the effort. You'll get screamed on and it will be pointed out to you in a very unpolite way that her perfect and soon to be successful daughter is absolutely none of your concern.

Fishing for compliments. Ugh!

Not a mom but same behaviour with my husband

Ok guys I can’t be the only parent here. Parents talk secretly behind their kids’ back, so there’s a very good chance that he got a memo informing that he was going to get a pie in the face and be very surprised AND quite amused.

I second this motion

By the 3rd you just shurg and leave them picking stuff out of the bin lol s/

My late country grandmother-in-law used to say, if she saw you picking out a wedgie, “Is your a*s chewing rag?”(when she was 80 or so)

Seriously. Babies have it so good!

I missed out on this. My firstborn would immediately stuff said socks into his mouth. I was afraid he would choke so both my kids spent their first winters in sleeper suits...

when you put it that way......... it makes rethink my whole entire life.

She was so proud, of course you have to look.

Ace

Ace

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

Quality Control

I had to reread that. And now i'm laughing out loud.

Ketchup is f*****g amazing

That's cute 😄

I heart Boo-BI-es

I heart Boo-BI-es

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

Not sure if this post was misinterpreted, but my take was that, the little girl thought that everytime someone said they had a tummy ache, that they were actually saying they had a tummy egg.

My daughter always behaved beautifully when out of the house, in the home: not so much. I was ok with it.

For me it was "Your brother put [object name] in your room for you". 50/50 chance I'd find him jumping on my bed

Cut her out. Now.

As someone who was homeschooled, I can assure you the problem is you.

What a older kid heard: Tell me about all the pokemons from all the different regions and how they evolve.

Yeah obviously… how did you not know that 😒 /s

Or a pair of cymbals.

Maybe she's just being nice to the boys?? Idk being polite is good

Littlemiss

Littlemiss

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

I seriously need to find better grandparents for my kid. His is nothing like this.

It's ok!!!! Oh and you REALLY don't want to know where the nugget was from....

Once I saw a picture of a baby named 'Wenesdaigh Adams'

Stickers from apples or a paper sheet? I need to know how fancy the facial was. 😲🤔

Start step 1 with half an hour to spare

Same - it's been 10 long years now, and it's worse every time I look......

there is a difference between BEST BEFORE-----BEST SOLD BY----- and EXPIRES ON

How dare you insult Cars, it isn’t even close to the worst movie.

ok, but we're gonna be sad when journalism actually dies, any day now.

...but why male models ?

Well, they are from France.

Brutal tester is born.

fr tho lîke as a teenage girl, i love taylor swift a lot but all my friends are just...

Did anyone else sing this in their head as they read it?

I get angry if someone sits in "my" seat when get on the bus...

I hate this more than anything. Happens all the time. I want to scream back, "Well, looks like you can figure out what f*****g time it is yourself next time!" We add that to the litany of things, "dad wants to say but doesn't"

wa waa waa waaaaaaa ( trombone slide )

Funny thing is, im literally eating mac and cheese rn

At the risk of sounding like a parent-shamer: Don't ever set the "don't tell ____" precedent. "No secrets" should be policy! We don't even use the word "secret" in our household. Predators rely on these type of precedents existing to continue their abuse. Instead, replace "secret" with "surprise" when possible (even in stories). Also, when they're older, discuss how "we don't have secrets in our house to keep [you] safe." Source: my journalist SIL did an investigative piece and learned this from some of the experts.

I would still go at the wedding, especially since someone keeps waking me up at 4:07 am.

I have accepted the fact that Bluey's parents are better parents than I'll ever be.

Achievement unlocked!

I don't need to have a Michelin starred restaurant to know "I'm going to do a chocolate fondant" has never been a recipe for success.

I will eat them for you :)

So my school goes from preschool to eigth grade so the the grade I'm in (which is in middle school) has to be paired up with a kindergartener for a "buddies" program. Since there's too many kids in my grade we are also partnered up with one of our peers to share a buddy. My girl (who's an actually a sweetheart) is really into princesses and c**p. So when we were on the playground she was like "Let's play princesses. I'm the princess" So when I asked where her castle is she looked me dead in the eye and said "You're my castle" I can't rn with 5 y/os.

Ice cube 🙂

Let us form a cheese rescue party!

When the answer asks what your problem is... 🤡

We're the opposite lol

My O My

My O My

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

Fair enough

1 min left *eats breakfast*

as a teenager, my stepmom bought me only algebra books for christmas and my dad just bought me tiny green plastic army men because thats what every 14 yo girl wants obviously

I was in the matrix once when I got up and found my child cleaned, dressed and reading a book waiting on me to make breakfast before school.

If I was the teacher I would be cracking up.

The deer whisperer

Wait… wined?