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Some women have a sassy side that occasionally shows itself. It could happen on a night out with friends, at home while watching reality TV, or during a lazy afternoon while browsing social media feeds. 

Being fierce isn’t entirely wrong, especially if it’s all in good fun. And as the Queen Savage Instagram page proves, there is humor in having a bit of a spicy attitude. 

Here’s our list of some of the best memes from the account.

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Amy Smith
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was me yesterday - booked a class in a wine haze on Friday night - cancelled it yesterday, thought I should at least go to the gym, sat on my butt all day watching Ghosts

Trophy Husband
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life with kids: I look forward to getting sick because that's the only time I get to do this

Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nailed it, including the t-shirt that rides up to bare the burgeoning belly

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a tall person with a bad back. I get things off high shelves for short people so they don't have to climb. Short people get things for me off of low shelves so I don't have to bend over.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'5 and still gotta do that. Until a tall man comes by to help. Only one time an employee came around telling me to get down and ask for help. As if there's ever staff around when you need them.

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'5" or 5'6". I mostly just shop at grocery stores, but the same idea could be applied to other stores. Get something long like a roll of tinfoil or a box of spaghetti, and use that to scoot the item to where it can be reached. I do put my "tool" back if I'm not buying it.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an excessively tall, linebacker of a woman, I very often grab things off the top shelf for people.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just this morning my wife asked me to put dishes away that she could not reach. She is 5 foot tall. I am 75 feet tall.

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm 5' 6" and I still have to do this, or wait until someone taller wants something from the same shelves.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid they'll fall over. I use another product to get the one up high.

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the store I work on, if you did that, the shelf would come off the brackets and flip...you would be on the ground, at best, slightly shook up and bruised, at worst, dead from a cracked skull. Those floor are cement under the tiles....don't do this please ....you'll come off second best.............. And there is do much paperwork to fill out 😄)

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    #3

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    BC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OI! BEV! BEV?! BEV, WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?! BEEEEVVVVVV!!!!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see him, but I'm sure I herd him.

    L yesterday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Christ alone can we be saved

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help but wonder if people wear clothes in heaven and hell, or if it's like some weird nudist colony. Perhaps it's a hospital gown situation? 🤔

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In hell, the naturists are forced to wear multiple layers and the prudes are forced to be naked.

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    As of this posting, the Queen Savage account has 122,000 followers. While it is implicitly geared predominantly towards young women, most of these memes are relatable to a much broader audience.

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    BC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! 😍😍😍

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww..... reminds me of my kids every morning. Especially lil-kid. Funny hair, big smile.... and a mess of a bed. Totally her. Lol.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just so cute when they're babies!

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    Felix Quinones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Steve Harvey and Dora had a child?

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be Steve Harvey, hope yalls kids do not look like that, LOL

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a girl who looks like her dad, I feel this. I feel it so f*cking badly.

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    #6

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    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every damn day. 😅

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work from home, I can get up at 8:55 and be there by 9:00. That is the one big advantage.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of many, starting with what you don't have to wear and being stuck in tedious meetings and conversations.

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    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor man's anger therapy

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall knew I was headed this way; move over my lane, speed up!!

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell, I do that when I'm not in a rush to get somewhere.

    Cin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the ones who will cause an accident.

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    Sassiness and “savagery” in this context are often linked to strength in a woman. However, being strong also has its downfalls, according to author and psychologist Dr. Marcia Reynolds. 

    In her article on Psychology Today, Dr. Reynolds pointed out how strong, independent women tend to ignore any support from friends and loved ones. 

    “We strong women often feel we need to tough it out on our own. We forget to give others the gift of letting them help us.”

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    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - Sooo relatable. 😁

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably would have ignored the advice and done the stupid thing anyway.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this is true and funny.

    Deson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to remember to inflict this upon my Best Friend.

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    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes is 15. I am this person.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I forget to tell you that I am hungry and we have minus 15 minutes" - posting for my son.

    MsPlants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I say Im hungry you got 5 min till the monster shows.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the countdown starts... NOW!

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grow up and stop trying to be a bad a**, eat a snickers to tie you over

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    #9

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    Morphuny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh he is doing the follow my finger with your eyes stuff I thought he got up there to show him his middle finger 😂

    Matt Richardson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute as well. I thought the cop was saying "F-You for being so *bleeping* tall". I kinda like that interpretation more than the truth.

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    kelsischloe1986
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so short that you have to climb on top of your car to do a sobriety test with a tall person. This is the same as being short and climbing on the counter at home to reach stuff in the cabinets.

    Bremusa4u
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me 5' 2" tall wanding the Undertaker (WWE wrestler who stands 6' 10") at airport security back mids 90s. Was about to climb a chair when he instead came down my level so I could finish.

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    Weim Central
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the context of this but so want to do this to tall dudes.

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    According to Dr. Reynolds, many women perceive seeking assistance as a form of vulnerability. She instead views accepting help as a show of strength. 

    “You can accomplish more. You get better results. You are appreciated and respected for who you are as well as what great things you do.”

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I do. She looks pretty chill.

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly that wacky tabbacky she's using ✌️🤤💨

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    Matt Richardson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, she seems a little too cocky.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Happy Happy..... HappyHappyHappyHappyyyy

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only appropriate theme to this meme!

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    Mentally strong women aren’t just sassy talkers. They also hold specific traits, which psychotherapist and bestselling author Amy Morin enumerated in an article for CNBC. Recognizing flaws is one of them. 

    “Although saying, ‘I’m a bit of a perfectionist’ may feel like a badge of honor, true perfectionism will hold you back,” she wrote. “Establish high expectations for yourself while also accepting that mistakes are part of the learning process.”

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    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they got a mind of their own...

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Tits be flopping in all directions.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no they do not, you nowhere close man, dang it boy!!

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm...nice boob...are they real? (heh)

    alan brown
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    1 year ago

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    how girls BE looking? more 1984

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...followed by "I have nothing to wear" 😅

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's wearing the boots because they won't fit in a case

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are literally the "boots with the fur."

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    Nika the Great
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me reading this while I should be packing

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Packing so much underwear she figures she'll be s******g herself twice a day?

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just don't know what you're gonna feel like wearing! Feeling bloated? Feeling skinny? Feeling pale? Feeling young? Feeling old?

    CaliPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacramento (SMF) Terminal A baggage claim.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make sure to pack enough underwear in case you decide to sh!t your pants twice a day, every day, for the whole holiday.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. And then he gets sulky because you didn't console him.

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what my ex did when he asked for a divorce. Too bad. I went right to the phone and called my lawyer so I could divorce him before he had a chance to file. He was shocked. He wanted the option to come back if he chose to.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My manipulative POS ex did this multiple times. He was abusive, but would guilt me into letting him stay because he was in remission from cancer and had no family he could stay with. Boo freaking hoo @sshole. After cheating three times in 8 years and routinely staying at work 16 hours a day just to avoid going home, he finally got the hell out of my house. Though not without some tears and sniffles and then stealing my kitchenwares 🙄

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, stop crying. I wasn't the one who slipped and fell into her vagina...REPEATEDLY

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You made me feel bad by catching me doing something wrong so you are the A-hole" - SO familiar with this.

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    Many women are forced to keep silent about certain things. Some may be coerced, while others could feel that their voices aren’t worth hearing. But for Morin, a mentally strong woman speaks out when necessary. 

    “Choosing not to report an incident to the authorities or not standing up to someone who abuses their power doesn’t mean you’re weak—it’s up to you to decide what’s best for you. But staying silent can drain you of mental strength.”

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like this picture. DO NOT HURT THE DOGGY!

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are safety harnesses for pets. They should be mandatory.

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again: Why and how is someone taking a photo right in that moment instead of helping? And yes, Humans and animals should be secured with seatbelts while in a driving car.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog actually get hurt? Always secure your dog and the back seat.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer believing the dog is comfortable in a position of choice, but annoyed by your intrusive picture taking.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy dog biscuit dude, ease into it, not all at once, please.

    BC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHEEEEEEEEE!!! Oof.

    Xayvion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got slapped by the wife for laughing so hard it woke her. 🫣😂

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a guy drop and break all his bottles of beer in a crate like that walking to his car from the beer store. The F**K must've been heard throughout the whole city.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. I wish I was a happy drunk, but I'm a really mean drunk, like a total turd nugget. And that is why I don't drink to the point of drunk anymore.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the German cases of beer.

    Aquamarine Kanzaki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quilmes!!! It's an Argentine beer from back home! 🤗💜🍻

    Vir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Quilmes, el sabor del encuentro"

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    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the length of your nails better to be honest

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hands look like they've been assembled from a chicken carcass left to bleach in the sun.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am short but I think I got big hands for my size.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhhh, me too! Stunted little hands and nail beds.

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    A study by UNLV revealed that many women between the ages of 35 and 50 make midlife career shifts. While some may feel bad about embarking on such changes later in life, Morin gave a reason not to. 

    “Whether you make a complete career shift at age 30 or you redesign your life at age 60, it’s important to engage in personal growth and pursue your dreams.”

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    BC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what this means. I’m assuming I’m just old…

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tragically, my dog ate my camera cord. Is what I tell people. For many years.

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't cameras always in for this person?

    Malek Basata
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dark secret (i once went to the bathroom with the camera on, didn't show much though)

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    Weim Central
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told my friend to dump his cheating a*s and still got invited to the wedding.

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never warned anyone. My relationship history makes it clear I have no idea how they work.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago

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    Bit of advice: you know the real red flags. If he's cheating on you, or you're the cheat, or he's violent, dump his a*s. But don't take your gf's advice to ditch a guy if they're still single. If you don't have any married friends to advise you, the question should be why not.

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A now ex-friend who was single with 2 kids, told me my last bf (When I was with him) gloated to everyone at a bar how much money I didn't know about, trashed talked me, and she said she felt like he was flirting with her, all the while I was off in the washroom or getting drinks. I didn't believe her. But I found out years later she was right. He was keeping a lot cash hidden from me, trashed talked me and had been flirting with other girls when I wasn't around.

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    Rejection is a part of life, and many have trouble handling it. Morin shared an important reminder for women going through such hurdles: “You don’t need everyone else to believe in you as long as you believe in yourself.”

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    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Bobby!

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bobby? You mean Tartuffe, the Spry Wonder Dog.

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    Weim Central
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What us it about adorable black kids that look like old men? It's sumpin!

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just the clothes in like two memes out of all the 10 million memes out there. Jump suits always make me think of old men or young Russian parkour athletes.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, so what I'm seeing here is someone who doesn't learn from past mistakes

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biceps Barbie, also known as the Barbinator, was not the marketing success they'd hoped for.

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    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the calories are a meal,so . .

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me today. Why can't coffee count as breakfast???

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    Kerikat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok....left Kewpie is cute....but right Kewpie .....NOOOPE! Eff to the nope to the nope nope ÑOPE

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    Blair Doak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a lady like that right now!

    Mark (it/urgh)
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    1 year ago

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    No such thing as shy. Shy is what we call self centred people to make them feel better. Imagine thinking that everyone drops what they're doing, just to watch you 😂👍🏼

    SBocker78
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. I was horribly shy as a kid because I grew up in an abusive household where my looks, laugh, manner of speaking, and what I liked were constantly mocked and torn apart. When I went in public, I thought everyone was going to do the same. Even if they haven't been abused, most shy people are just terribly self conscious. Edit to correct a word.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never the "I love you guys" drunk; I was always giving unsolicited advice and taking off my top.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but I'm an ugly old dude, soooo.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago

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    nothing worse than a whiny hugging drunk

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunks who want to fight are definitely worse than whiny hugging drunks.

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asexual sugar daddy.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wished that worked. I mean, I've manifested a winning lottery ticket for 20 some years now and nothing. Let me know if it works.

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    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when you glue claws to your finger tips?

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. When I allow my freak flag to fly for some one, its always nerve wracking.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you get a sample to test out in daylight first (should be possible with expensive ones)

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an older lady, I find that foundation looks terrible on my skin. I feel so free.

    Deery Lou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just pick the whitest one because im a ghost

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sephora has free returns. Just saying.

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    Messy Mushroom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men ain't sh!t and he never deserved you Queen 👑 Come in, make yourself comfortable 🍷🍨❤️

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not dumb. It's called being happy despite circumstances. It's a skill.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb only means you can't speak.

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    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we are so glad too, now get the funk outta my way.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, she's waiting for you to get your act together so you can be a millionaire and hopes you'll spoil her, too. The cycle never ends.

    Justin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like a cycle that never gets started

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    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, there's a Barbie-sized CAT out there?! Dang, I got a Barbie Camper as a kid and thought I was rich, lol. Look at her with her cat, her coffee, and her laptop, sheesh.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    may as well play the lottery, odds are about the same.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo!! I want to be the millionaire best friend!!

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife once bite me during sleep. I woke up yelling and she was mad cause i also woke up, she says i was fighting this b***h in a dream !!

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, went to bed after my wife last night. leaned over to kiss her on whatever I hit, got a right elbow straight to my left eye. Oweeee.

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    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I do this if I'm drunk and I feel like ppl are being too close to me. I politely inform them first (please move or I'll bite). Some strong and macho-looking men do not believe me.... they are strangely the ones who screams. One guy got angry at me (what??? I did tell him to move. And he just said "haha, well honey, just do your best") so he proceeded to try and talk my bf into a threesome with himself and his girl. 🤣 oh well... my bf got more scared of the guy than aroused... lol.

    January Tempis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't stop biting my best friend when I was a very little kid. So her dad bit me back. Not hard, just hard enough. Never did it again

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    Barbara Wilcock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you look at a man like that because he is a prince and has money. And your a Z list celebrity desperate for fame 😒🙄

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound so bitter over some celebrity's marriage. It's hilarious. As well as a wee bit sad

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    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and think you gonna be a princess, then the bastard up's and leaves the family

    Barry Fruitman
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your man a prince?

    Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should invest some of that time in proper education... damn this hurts to read

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he spills coffee on the brand new carpet 😮‍💨

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women should be doing this more often... equality and all that ;) i mean when it's their partner of course, not some random guy in the street

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may sound awful, but one of the funniest part of my late mother's dementia was that she went around patting men on the butt and saying, "look, this is a cute one". I'd be embarrassed and apologized to the men for her behavior, but I was laughing like heck on the inside. All of the men took it well, thank heavens!

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love smacking my husband's silver dollar pancake butt!

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The urge to slap a nice @ss is as strong as the urge to boop a cute nose 😂

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime he leaves the house.

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    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applying hair dye... To change one's appearance after an inconvenience. Creating a new identity.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! I do the same thing, except, well, I just paint my bald a*s head red.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you wear it and everyone agrees you look better in it, than you get to keep it! Fabulous.

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever. I'm 49 and I love playing with all my makeup and eyeshadow pallets for fun.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed opportunity with the "They're the same picture"

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always the one on the right. It's called being in your right mind.

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    Vicky Phenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of low angle pics, but that's taking it a little far. 🤣

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand this---and nice a*s.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww. Yes lie on the floor where people walk with god knows what on their shoes.

    The Shark
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. What it the point of putting your handbag on your back?? It's almost easier to steal than the cráp in front of you. 😂

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a shoulder bag, its still on her shoulder

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    The Short Lady
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    1 year ago

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    besides the whole gross floor thing, this taking pics of your BFF seems perfectly normal to everyone else? Seems kinda narcissistic and creepy to me, to be honest...

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the fúck is it narcissistic to take pictures of someone else? Stop abusing that word

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never mind that's the spot where someones dog just took a deuce on the floor earlier

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic "I used to think you were annoying and stuck-up" while watching Gilmore Girls at 2am with crackers and cheese and chocolate

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. One of my closest friends of over a decade now was, prior to our friendship, my primary doctor for ~2 years through several major traumas and resultant MH crises. I accidentally moved to a permanent location on the same street as her and her family... Dr Surname became Firstname and I was transferred to a new primary doctor. 10 years on and I'm much more stable, and our friendship is pretty equal in terms of give and take (and I was handed over to a great doctor I'm really happy with) so it worked out great!

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you think you're all that biatch?

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this treatment from my mom all the time. I know how s****y that feels on the other end. That's one thing I try not to subject my guy to. Just communicate what you want. It works better at the end of the day.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was like that. I flunked the mind-reading class.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he askes if you want anything in the shop and you say no but you expect him to come home with something for you

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when the snots come out be ready with the tissues and chocolate

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you do it: you ask if they want a hug, if they don’t, just stay close (you can maybe rub their back and ask “is this okay?”if they don’t just be there next to them, if they do you can rub their back), if they do, give them a hug. Say things like “that must really suck” and “I’m here for you.” Don’t say “I’m sorry” unless the reason that they’re sad is your fault. And like Irish Mom’s comment, be ready with tissues and maybe some snacks or chocolate.

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend and I in high school had to call each other about what we were wearing because after a while we started showing up in basically the same outfit like the god damned Bobsey Twins.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago

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    Just move to NY and tell them you are an illegal alien, problem solved!!

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it's always the same guy for me

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with fictional book boyfriends.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh girl, I had him last month, that's old news right there.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do girls really pay that much attention?

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just received a text from my wife "did you kiss me before leaving this morning ?" I did not. But i'm not sure if i'm gonna lie cause she was sleeping or if it's a trap.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even tho the irrational anxious part of me gets it, reading it makes it sound horribly clingy.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in Quinn's voice.

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine question...but what's with tall guys? Short is just fine too.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well for me, I'm super self-conscious about my size (years of anorexia, recovered for 2 years now) and kinda tall for a woman, so I just want someone bigger than me. But that's just me and my neurosis.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do women seem to consider it a flex to disqualify men based on a single physical trait? I mean guys care about looks, too... But this internet trend about hating on short guys seems so aggressively shallow. (I'm 5'10" and married, so I'm writing this merely an observer.)

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno 🤷🏻‍♀️although my feeds on women only wanting 6-6-6 seems to from men 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️but there's also a trend women praising and showing off their 'short kings' 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is stupid. Imagine him going "When your date pulls up and she's taller than you." Just stop with that nonsense.

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way worse when their pictures are 20 years and 50 kilo's ago

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So shallow. I don't care if he's tall. I care if he treats me with love and respect.

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is silly. There are a lot more important traits than something they can't help...

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when someone lies about height, weight, age, etc and you meet someone completely different in person than on a profile..

    Simon Chen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has allways been like that, it is not new. I am a 5'3" man and i will be completely ignored if there is some utter gorilla near me who is just slightly taller. I am not saying all women are that shallow but the overwhelming majority is. I am not beeing bitter here, it is just my experience. If women see a guy like me, the normal reaction is : aaawwww and not rrrrrrr!!! It is because they do not know me and it is the first thing they see. There are worse things than beeing short.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry Simon, it's really ridiculous and unfair.

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    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously don't get this height thing. Seems a tad shallow... Like, you'd prefer the guy to be taller than you, yet he turns out to be an a**hole - as opposed to someone who's your height (or even shorter) who is [insert personality quality you're really looking for]?

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I'm 6.5 when I was single that didn't help me much. Maybe cause I'm ugly as sin. Who knows?

    Jenni Howard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'1", EVERYONE is taller than me lol

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