50 Hilarious Memes From The “Female Problems” Facebook Group That Perfectly Sum Up The Struggles Of Being A Woman

Absolutely, my ultimate dream as a kid was to buy a huge piece of land with a big stream running through it and adopt all dogs on death row so they can live out their little lives free and loved by a gang of loving people that I will hire.

I would immediately adopt all the senior dogs from the shelter and spoil them so bad.

...h...how did they get all those dogs...to sit still and pose for this...?

I would be a crazy cat dad! I have 4 in a one bedroom room apartment.

I will be the town cat lady and crochet sweaters for all of them.

I feel bad for anyone getting married these days. We'll have been married 59 years in March, married when I was 19 and he was 21 in 1964. All we had to do was apply for a license, buy a wedding dress and arrange a date with the church. No bachelette or bachelor parties, no rehearsals, no showers to get gifts. Just the service, a few photos and a light meal with guests. Honeymoon was a half a days drive to the Lake District and a quiet country hotel where we spent days traipsing around the mountains and rowing a dinghy on a lake, enjoying the lambs in the fields and the fresh air. If I had to go through what weddings are like now I'd elope rather than deal with all that. It's what comes after the wedding that matters really.

I’m sure I could take the money and have a pretty good honeymoon for less?

My wedding was cheap. But the divorce wasn't.

Had a simple wedding - neither family was present (neither approved lol) so we just took a few best friends and went to the city hall to sign the papers. I did, however, have the awesomest wedding outfit! 12" knee-high white patent leather platform boots, white mini-skirt, white shirt and a white wide-brimmed hat. And the best moment was when we were approaching the city hall doors and a little girl (8 or 10) was walking past us with her mom and stopped mid-step and was like "is that a WEDDING DRESSS??!!!" The awe on her face was priceless!

I want to get married on my honeymoon and then come back and celebrate with friends and family

And those two days happened when I was at home doing nothing, with nobody to see my glorious curls.

morning hair, vs just washed hair, vs afternoon hair, vs hair you been playing with while watching tv... curly hair is it's own boss

Best my curls have EVER looked was in high school the day I got my wisdom teeth out. The dentist asked why I did my hair when it was 8am and I was going to be unconscious most of the day. I woke up like that and I have NEVER been able to make them look like that again. The dental assistant just patted my hand and said she understood the struggle.

as someone who has curly hair, let me tell you, when people say “i wish i had your hair” i usually respond: take it. it’s too much for me.

Sometimes it makes you look like Aphrodite landing on Cyprus, sometimes like Medusa, and when it really counts, like you had a roof on your head.

A long haul trucker was spending his last day on the road before getting to return home. Before setting out, he called his wife to tell her "Baby...the second I get home tonight, I'm ripping off your panties." His wife gasped and said "Wow...you must've gotten mighty horny out there, hm?" The trucker replied "Nah, they just really pinch my balls"

Heard it before, still makes me grin.

And then the saleslady clapped. And all the customers clapped, as well as the delivery guy. And the priest that walked into the bar with a rabbi, ready for the next joke.

😁😁😁👍

That would certainly do the trick

I had the very same thought recently, am i suppose to spend my leave days on cleaning my teeth? Psychologist appointments, visiting the dermatologist or chiropractor ? My bosses just slide out and no one can say a thing. But we must take leave

Just squeeze everything into your holidays /s

I lost 3,5 days of leave to a neurologist and MRTs to get told my brain is weird but fine. Well THANK YOU- I knew that before and I still have migraines.

I work 12 hour shifts 6.30 to 18.30. I have to wait until I have a weekday off to make an appointment for anything

I eventually had to accept a pay cut and go from 5 days, to 4 days a week because I wasn't getting anything done in a town where places closed at 5, same time I got off work, and nothing was open on weekends. I like my current job much more.

Complete with her wand!

When the time comes I have absolutely decided on my "Godfather" outfit. “I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them, as you can see. They talk when they should listen.”

Can't upvote this one enough

But can you sing?