50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

The fact that this person actually took the time to write this...

55points

BorPand8 4 years ago

Yep.

14points

Peko 4 years ago

Basically my response to any celebrity gosip.

28points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago (edited)

Wow. Relatable.

17points

Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)

This is the only way for Kardashians' fans to read something more interesting

13points

Boudica 4 years ago

And educational

10points

Kamelion 4 years ago

*slow clap*

12points

Rei 4 years ago

Thank you to whoever wrote this from the bottom of my heart.

4points

denzoren 4 years ago

Haha #burn

3points

Lola 4 years ago

These good for nothing, inflated bagpipes, have the most aggressive PR team. And it doesn’t seem to matter what kind of publicity they get. Actually the worse it is, the better for them. They are shameless.

2points

Paul Mitchell 4 years ago

I second that

2points

#2

I Like This Bill

Final score:

851points

Gemma Gallagher

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Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago

When the Kardashians die they will need to be recycled instead of buried!

374points

Ed L 4 years ago

Hazardous waste should not go into the recycling bin. Refer to the Kardashians Materal Safety Data Sheet for proper disposal guidelines.

31points

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

upvote times a million.

20points

Lorelei 4 years ago

Now THATS the kinda insult that should be listed here.

18points

Kamelion 4 years ago

This is the single best thing I have ever heard in my life.

11points

zMajci 4 years ago

Ahahaha yes

4points

Marvin HeartofGold 4 years ago

Oh snap!

1point

Ed L 4 years ago

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Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

Bill Nye the Ruthless Guy

53points

Major Krunch 4 years ago

And SPOT ON!!!

3points

Michelle C 4 years ago

Bill Nye coming in with the BURNNNNN!!!!!!

26points

Paulina Prazmo 4 years ago

I don’t understand how this crazy family became so rich and famous. Modern world has been a disappointment to me for a while now.

15points

W McDonald 4 years ago (edited)

Omg 😱 bill bye said that 😂 Why are you guys downvoting me for? Is it the emojis ?

11points

Carena Thompson 4 years ago

Emojis?

0points

Alastor the radio demon 4 years ago

Damn Bill nye got savage

11points

*me* 4 years ago

BILL NYE! MY MAN!!

11points

James016 4 years ago

Bill can melt their plastic with that burn. Job done.

10points

BlueRasberry 4 years ago

*sings bill- nye the science guy theme song in savage mode*

9points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

DANG! Bill Nye??

9points

#3

That One Must’ve Hurt

Final score:

840points

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Coleonema 4 years ago

Rare insults are the best

244points

Vic 4 years ago

And this person literally walked into that one

30points

kjorn 4 years ago

my wife is a nurse. and also work in covid zone... she wear a mask and still alive.

8points

panda123 4 years ago

It is not true that there is no disadvantage to wearing a mask. It can contribute to acne and deprives people of the emotional health benefits of seeing each other's facial expressions. Of course, these are small costs compared to the benefit of reducing the risk of Covid transmission, so you should still wear a mask in public (especially indoors) if you aren't yet vaccinated.

5points

Antigone Sophocles 4 years ago

Ot literally gave me rosacea cause I have to wear it at my rehabilitation therapy clinic all day everyday even while doing very physical activities even when I have to go to balneotherapy. It hurts so much but even I will get surgery for it I'm still wearing it. Also you have great skin care treatment for just acnea and you can literally hide it THANKS to your mask no makeup to make it even worse. That face expression thing id completely bs, you can't read people bcs they're all already a fake hypocrisy mask that's why depressed people always smile even though they're feeling the absolute worst. A real smile? You can hear it even on the phone through your voice intonations. A real smile HAS to reach the eyes because of the zygomatic muscles pulling at the corner of your eyes to simplify it. So if you ever see someone only having a cheery voice but cold eyes you'd know they were fake? The mask relieves you of even having to watch them fake smiles. Look at the eyes, the soul's mirror

2points

Brad Pitt 4 years ago

Totally deserves it!

3points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Burn! 🔥

3points

OMGWaitWhat 4 years ago

Wear the clown shoes. It will distract mask-shamers from looking at your maskless face.

2points

Lola 4 years ago

Actually, don’t wear anything. Just open your mouth to say something. We will know right away.

2points

Charles Arnold 4 years ago

Finally, someone taking care of the anti maskers

2points

Mahesh Chandra Achuthanna 4 years ago

Someone call 911 because this dude just got BURRRRNNNNED!

2points

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

That was a good one!

2points

Previously, Bored Panda reached out to the moderator team of Rare Insults to find out more about their community. The moderator Blank-Cheque told us that the subreddit “was originally founded by Gorangeninja two years ago, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit.”

Created in 2017, the subreddit was not an instant hit and was far from the Reddit powerhouse it is today. “The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” Blank-Cheque explained.

#4

Do Your Chores People

Final score:

731points

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Troux 4 years ago

Need more of this!

191points

kjorn 4 years ago

what's to be proud of not taking care of your kids? it's the only things who keeps me going these days

19points

Tracy Wallick 4 years ago

These insults are just *chef's kiss*

16points

Frozengeckolover 4 years ago

I love when guys are practical. The first time my husband and I went clothes shopping, he offered to hold my purse while I tried on dresses. I said, "Really? You wouldn't feel awkward holding my purse?" He said, "I doubt people are going to think it's MINE. And even if they did, so what? What are they gonna do, make fun of me?" He said the same thing about buying tampons for me.

15points

Ozzie Ogawa 4 years ago

His dad is a real gentlemen

14points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

I like your dad a lot.

13points

James016 4 years ago

Direct hit with a flaming arrow

13points

Emerald 4 years ago

Dads don't babysit, its called parenting.

7points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

I love this!!

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

We need more men like these

5points

#5

Bathroom Scale With Delusions Of Grandeur

Final score:

626points

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TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

Rage at its finest

195points

Ola Polowczyk 4 years ago (edited)

wavy-wave, bleepy-bleep. I love this so much!

39points

Mysricxs 4 years ago

IMMA CRY THIS IS HILARIOUS, PLEASE

14points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

I had an idle ponder about what if Skynet had been derived from the self-checkout AI. I mean, its evil now, what hell would it be if it achieved sentience?

14points

Yvette Desmarais 4 years ago

That's hilarious. I talk back to these as well.

13points

Nicola Dimigen 4 years ago

Let us take a moment to apreciate the person who made a two paragraph argument with a grocery self checkout machine.

7points

Shell O 4 years ago

Every single time I use these, I promise myself I will never use them again. And then I do, so I guess I deserve the inevitable pain.

7points

TV Junkie 4 years ago

Hahaha! The wavey-wave and the bleepy-bleep!

6points

Jackie 4 years ago

I love this so much

4points

Uncommon Boston Premium 4 years ago

These horrible children took turns sitting, then standing in my "the baggage area" The mother watched, did nothing.

3points

#6

Flight Attendant Has Had Enough

Final score:

484points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Mid air burn 😂

146points

*me* 4 years ago

WE NEED AN EMERGENCY LANDING!! TAKE THEMTO A HOSPITAL

12points

Theresa Krause 4 years ago

Specifically the burn ward.

9points

Mahesh Chandra Achuthanna 4 years ago

Damn pressure didn't help that BURN!

6points

Radek Suski 4 years ago

Ehmmm, don't wanna be a PITA but 400 USD? First Class? I am fairly sure that so much money for someone flying in first class are peanuts.

5points

H Edwards 4 years ago

That's indeed the point, attendant was pointing out that if this person could afford to casually drop $400 for a fine then they would probably be in first class.

14points

Imheresometimes 4 years ago

Oof

2points

Eslamala 4 years ago

I love this!

2points

Kristin Hall 4 years ago

Damn....

1point

Carpeton 4 years ago

Great!

1point

Em B 4 years ago

GOOD!!!

0points

Rachel Hamrick 4 years ago

Dang...

0points

“The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts,” he said and added that the community’s popularity skyrocketed after Pewdiepie made a video on it.

#7

He Was Pretty Hard On Them

Final score:

463points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

😁

71points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

LMAO!!!!!!!!

17points

Frozengeckolover 4 years ago

That's ridiculous! In Georgia, we ride our lawnmowers to McDonald's to use the WiFi.

16points

BreakThe4thWall 4 years ago (edited)

#ReadingThisInWyoming

12points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

Good Ol' Super 8 wifi

11points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago (edited)

Okay, but just imagine that or draw it or something...

9points

Steve Wilson 4 years ago

There’s a highway in Wyoming called “The Highway to Heaven”, which I contend could be the name for any highway that takes you out of the state.

8points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

You mean INTO the great state of Wyoming? YES?

1point

albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago

He says that like its a bad thing....

7points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

Ngl I wouldn't mind that life

6points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Anyone would be fortunate to live there.

0points

Cathy Comfort 4 years ago

No one in Wyoming cares that much about you, whoever you are. Too busy enjoying their wonderful home.

2points

Candace Alagappan 4 years ago

Hehe.

2points

#8

Resting B**ch Face

Final score:

444points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

I feel that paint. I look like that a good 80% of the time regardless of mood 😂

92points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Edit: pain. Autocorrect isnt helping my face rn

6points

James016 4 years ago

And completely unimpressed with the quality of work

8points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

A higher class of insult for a higher class of man

7points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

He actually kinda does!

6points

Imheresometimes 4 years ago (edited)

Soo true lol

5points

denzoren 4 years ago

That was weirdly spot on. Lol

5points

Everything AGR 4 years ago

he does tho...

2points

Tinykame 4 years ago

Hahahahahaha #truth

1point

Leara Bridges Brown 4 years ago

My husband's face! Omg. We all tell him all the time. Lol. Kids have too. He doesn't see it. Lol

1point

Id row 4 years ago

He kind of looks like a younger Gina Gershon there.

1point

#9

This Is Pure Gold

Final score:

443points

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River Webb 4 years ago

If that was me drawing he'd just be a demented blob

101points

AqualiaGuineaPiggyWolfCat 4 years ago

same ;-;

7points

Scarlet Johnson 4 years ago

hahahahahahahaha

1point

FNaF-obsessed-child 4 years ago (edited)

lol same here (aah i can't do it there's 69 upvotes- here: ⬆️) (yes ik i'm a immature child)

0points

Allan Breum 4 years ago

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James016 4 years ago

That is hilarious :D

10points

glowworm2 4 years ago

That is really funny!

6points

Mahesh Chandra Achuthanna 4 years ago

At least he ain't looking like Bill Cosby when he tries to feel up ladies.

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Nice job in drawing then

2points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

lol, it's the truth tho

1point

Sum Guy 4 years ago

memory after watching hitch

1point

Doob 3 years ago

Shave all the hair off of both of them, and might not be able to tell the difference, until you bring Chris Rock over, to which you might hear Will Smith mutter under his breath.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago

Who's being insulted, Howard or Will Smith?

0points

Susan Thomas 4 years ago

Hahahaha!

0points

Since then, “we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” Blank-Cheque said. Today, the community is thriving with 1.8M members who love rare insults.

#10

Too Much Pepper

Final score:

443points

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Confused Flamingo 4 years ago

LMAOOO

130points

Tom Hanlin 4 years ago

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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

The longer you look at the picture, the more grossed out you will be.

36points

Laura Kat 4 years ago

On a positive note, the foot seasoning distracts the eye from the shambles that appears to be his living quarters.

19points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

is that....a dead fly....on his foot?

14points

Christopher Haste 4 years ago

This looks like one of the fire safety pictures where you have to circle the hazards. But for germs, not fire.

14points

Id row 4 years ago

This is just disgusting.

10points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

I have a lot more questions about this picture than that. For instance, why did you decide to take the photo whilst the plate of chicken was balancing on your leg? Why is the plate so randomly blue? Why's the ketchup smeared all over the chicken so oddly? Why does this chicken look so undercooked? What's with the messy background? Lol my brain hurts, why did I make this comment? I will never know ._. thank you for reading, I am going to go lay on the tip of a pointy roof now. Goodbye.

9points

New Prometheus 4 years ago

My questions exactly! Also, where on earth was this posted, if a comment gets almost 1000 upvotes?

2points

cah 4 years ago

That's disgusting!

6points

Carpeton 4 years ago

You have discover the main dish. Chicken is just the appetizer.

5points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

Cause he can't clean or cook!!

4points

#11

Take That F-150s

Final score:

441points

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Michelle M 4 years ago

Modern solutions require modern problems

59points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

They don't call it Found On Road Dead for nothing.

16points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Actually, those are so the people who drive a Ford F-150 can comfortably procreate, and thus create a new generation of Ford customers. Well-played, Ford!

20points

Imani P 4 years ago

So when ur wife kicks u out fr buying it u got somewhere to sleep. oops, too late

12points

Sherrill Uliasz 4 years ago

Lol!!!

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago (edited)

There’s a sunroof. Perhaps it’s to be able to look at the stars or clouds watch without having to get out of the truck

5points

My O My 4 years ago

Campercar

4points

Sherry Harvey 4 years ago

Probably because when you pay the payments on that truck, there’s nothing left to pay for your apartment, so the truck is now your bedroom.

2points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Some say Ford stands for Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead.

2points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

I hadn't heard those ones! I've heard for Ford "Found On Rubbish Dump" and holden "Hang On Lads Damn Engines Knackered" :D

0points

*me* 4 years ago

The kids will be fine just gonna break their hips

2points

Polly Culberson 4 years ago

So you can camp out in your vehicle. I would.

1point

Cathy Carey 4 years ago

So she can be comfortable too.

1point

#12

Caught One In The Wild

Final score:

437points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Is the Mirror just Jeremy Kyle/Jerry Springer, but in print?

64points

Rick 4 years ago

The Mirror is Jeremy Kyle. For Springer, it’s probably The Daily Star.

9points

StormWolf 4 years ago (edited)

Tbf the Mirror is Jeremy Kyle, the Daily Star would be Springer. Neither better than the other, merely different gradients of awful... Edit to add that although I read neither, in theory I have more respect for the Star, it shamelessly is what it is. Unlike tabloids like the Mirror whose delusions of grandeur are almost pathetically comical as they fail hard at being pseudo-intellectual/respectable 🙄

2points

Jo87 4 years ago

Oh it's worse than that

2points

Frozengeckolover 4 years ago

Pretty much, yeah.

1point

James016 4 years ago

At least Springer didn't pretend that his show was outrageous nonsense.

0points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

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kjorn 4 years ago

why i have "jerry" "jerry" "jerry" "jerry" in my head right now?

5points

River Webb 4 years ago

same, I also want to wash my eyes out with bleach

5points

Jem24 4 years ago

unsee juice anyone?

2points

The Neutralist 4 years ago

This one is too good

2points

Nightmare.wsmpf 4 years ago

omg girl I would be there

1point

My O My 4 years ago

Poor girl

1point

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

Get a ring on it first before pro-creating.

0points

Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago

"... and here I thought a 66 year old boyfriend would be a stable choice for a young woman" said the jilted new mother.

0points

DogMom 4 years ago

Now I want to know how to see these posts

0points

When asked why, according to them, so many people are tempted to curse, swear, or insult each other, the mod said that the question seems more complex than it actually is. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees.”

Just like for chimpanzees, Blank-Cheque believes that “[Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained.”

#13

The Duality Of Man

Final score:

420points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

It appears even he doesn't know

137points

Peko 4 years ago

Because he's awesome, that's why.

25points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

That`s named acting

20points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago (edited)

Seriously! I watched a show one Disney+ about filming Mandalorian and when his actor was talking to other people and about how they filmed I could barely believe he played such a serious character so well.

15points

third molar 4 years ago

But whats the insult?? Sounds like this is an admiration post

14points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Acting talent!

11points

Id row 4 years ago

Resting forgotten guy sleeping on your couch face?

5points

Eslamala 4 years ago

El chileno es vío po! Pura chispeza, dijo el Gary!

5points

mcborge1 4 years ago

That image is from a wired interview video, that's Oscar Isaacs shoulder to the right. These guys are friends and Oscar says that Pedro looks like a baby chicken.

4points

RUBAYY 4 years ago

I absolutely love Pedro Pascal lol

2points

#14

Witnessed This Third Degree Burn

Final score:

409points

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TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

94points

Fred 4 years ago

You and me both

0points

River Webb 4 years ago

makes sense, it looks like she shoved beachballs into her pants

28points

Lola 4 years ago

I wonder what people generations from now are going to say about these pictures if they get ahold of them. I hope they categorize them as different species. I do not want to be associated with them.

22points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Why do people Photoshop their bodies like this? No living person looks like this!

17points

Mira Kappagoda 4 years ago

Some people have deformities -_-

0points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

Wow... I could never think of a better insult even if I were to be given 57 minutes

8points

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

Buuuuuuuuuuurn

7points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

I thought you typed Buuuuuum. I think I can be excused for that

15points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

*clap clap clap*

7points

Id row 4 years ago

I would bust out laughing if I saw that out in the wild. I wouldn't be able to help myself.

6points

ravenswood1000 4 years ago

She isn't human

4points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

Her butt is pregnant!!

3points

#15

Even Facebook Can't Delete That

Final score:

405points

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Marianne 4 years ago

Totally!

79points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Horizontally??? Not for this inhuman. Shouldn't insult aliens or even demons, anyway. Mulder and Scully would run screaming.

9points

James016 4 years ago

Does he even have the ability to blink

11points

giku T 4 years ago

no, vertically

9points

Horatio Jebanon 4 years ago

I thought (and posted) the same, but then realized maybe they mean the direction that the eyelids travel, which is along a vertical axis. Either way, they summed up Zuckerberg's vibe pretty well.

2points

Eslamala 4 years ago

He looks like a dïck.. oh wait!

9points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Zuckdroid_...5ae6c3.gif

5points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

He's using the Smile Slider.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

What is this weird creature ?

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)

Most important question is : is he coming peacefully?

9points

Emerald 4 years ago

...and shed his skin and turn into a velociraptor

2points

Horatio Jebanon 4 years ago

Don't we all blink horizontally...?

2points

Emerald 4 years ago

No, we blink vertically, although it could be debated. The movements of our eyelids travel up and down, so, vertical blinking.

2points

Priscilla Reshell 4 years ago

it looks like his circuits are malfunctioning

2points

NWB 4 years ago

he has turned robotic....I think maybe he left FB loooong ago lives in a commune somewhere and this robot/deep fake is doing the work now

1point

#16

Screw This, I’m Just Gonna Go To Petland

Final score:

392points

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Francis 4 years ago

So true

46points

Eslamala 4 years ago

An apology to that poor imaginary bulldog is necessary, though. No animal should ever be associated with that scumbag. Not even rats.

27points

Ria C. 4 years ago

You must leave onion ring alone!

7points

H Edwards 4 years ago

Are we supposed to feel sorry for him or something?

23points

Rench 4 years ago

I've heard that karma's a bitch.....

11points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

That's the only "dog" that i wouldn't mind if it was put down actually!

12points

JessG 4 years ago

Welp, I guess he'll just have to rot away slowly huh? Good

9points

Sarah 4 years ago

Now I want to adopt a dog just so I can name him Onion Ring.

8points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Onion ring is waaaay cuter and well behaved. Plus he can probably get some without force and coercion.

6points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

And? We're supposed to care?

5points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

Nothing about him is funny...absolutely nothing!

1point

Unaffected 4 years ago

And I still don't feel sorry for him!

1point

DogMom 4 years ago

Funny how they start to go blind when their reckoning has come. Him and Cosby need to burn in hell

1point

#17

Does Insulting A Dog Still Count?

Final score:

390points

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Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago

He’s a true couch potato! I think he’s adorable.

122points

Christel Nellemann 4 years ago

Hehe, i don’t even think, the writer was trying to insult .

2points

Ambar 4 years ago

look how he is so small and CUTE!!!

13points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I WANT THE OP'S MOM'S POTATO

11points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

A really cute potato

10points

Erika Watson 4 years ago

Ok who would pick on a CUTE LIL DOGGO

4points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

NO KIND PERSON

2points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

This is the one that makes me start laughing every time I read it

4points

Sarah 4 years ago

OMG, that's so true!

3points

Emerald 4 years ago

He's a lil chonk

2points

Nightmare.wsmpf 4 years ago

can I have the doggy plz :) <3

0points

Fred 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#18

Jesus Christ Calm Down

Final score:

382points

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TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

Using that one

104points

Imheresometimes 4 years ago

Or when bullies say your useless: “at least I’m not more useless than a white crayon”

8points

Carpeton 4 years ago

white crayons are useful... when you learn to draw

16points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Or those erasers that 'erase' pen. False, pointless and damaging 🤷‍♀️

9points

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

Ha! That’s a good one.

2points

the warner sister 4 years ago

01e-60a668...dd9e0f.jpg

8points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Oh my gosh... that should have a charge for assault, it hurts so bad-

6points

Joshua Shalet 4 years ago

You're as useful as; A chocolate coffee pot An inflatable dart board A water proof towel Non alcoholic beer

5points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

not my favorite burn given the amount of blackboards (schools, restaurants,...)

4points

Laugh or not 4 years ago

The white crayon is used when drawing on coloured paper, but also to create highlights and contrast with dark zones when trying to create 3D look. It is quite usefull if you know what you are doing. This cliché shows the importance of proper training.

5points

Phil Vaive 4 years ago

They're very useful! Use them for blending!

2points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

You are as handy as a screen on a sinking submarine.

0points

LadyAna 4 years ago

*slow clap*

0points

#19

I Mean, I Never Considered It Until Now

Final score:

373points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Or is it 90s stylists gone mad 🤔 I still remember the horror of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears in matching denim suit and ballgown 😨

128points

Eslamala 4 years ago

And Justin's hair. The worst!

12points

Red Rum 4 years ago

They go to the salon together and he's like: I'll have what she's having!

16points

Meike H 4 years ago

Plot twist: he picks his girlfriend on the basis of the look he is sporting at that time

10points

James016 4 years ago

Brad is rocking the Karen hairdo in the bottom left pic

7points

Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago

aka The Kate Gosselin

4points

Josette Bergeron 4 years ago

Mirroring is an indication of admiration. It's sweet.

3points

Mojones 4 years ago

Brad Pitt looked like Zach Braff in the first picture and I was really confused for a second

2points

Mojones 4 years ago

Brad Pitt looks like Zach Braff in the first picture and I was really confused for a second.

2points

H Edwards 4 years ago

I saw a little video clip the other day where some celeb was talking about the time they mistook Zach Braff for Brad Pitt. He was very flattered, apparently.

2points

Candace Alagappan 4 years ago

This is what we call a copycat, ore perhaps she's copying him!

1point

SuePrew 3 years ago

or are they trying to look like him?

0points

Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago

Whoa, kinda true!

0points

#20

One Positive Thing About The Ben Askren V. Jake Paul Fight Is The Roasting In The Comments Section

Final score:

372points

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Coleonema 4 years ago

Same here

62points

*me* 4 years ago

Anything with jake Paul needs a refund

12points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Never even heard about it 🤷‍♀️

11points

Jamma 4 years ago

Blissfully ignorant and I like it that way.

7points

El Dee 4 years ago

They can't refund the time you wasted..

6points

Brad Pitt 4 years ago

Says a lot about the fight.

3points

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi) 4 years ago

Am i the only one who cliked/tapped the 235 replies

2points

Bunnygirl 4 years ago

Not the only one XD

1point

Peko 4 years ago

The what?

1point

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Knockout review.

0points

Nubis Knight 4 years ago

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

And you're wasting even more of your time complain8ng about it still? I think you might be clocking up more than 2h17 of lost time: let it go

1point

#21

The Beard Is... Interesting

Final score:

354points

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Eslamala 4 years ago

I love Kate McKinnon

121points

it's Wednesday my dudes. 4 years ago

same. shes the best

5points

Johanna Mueller 4 years ago

shes simply the best

0points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

YAS! Especially because SNL isn't that funny anymore... (sorry, just gonna put that out there. We all know.)

0points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

I love Kate McCannon.... Colter Wall song.

0points

Carpeton 4 years ago

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Bad puns and finger guns 4 years ago

Ayyy Kate was my gay a$$’s celeb crush for a year

4points

DogMom 4 years ago

She deffo makes me question my sexuality

2points

Tracy Costa 4 years ago

We need to start a petition to have Kate McKinnon play Estelle Getty in a biopic. It would be hilarious and who better to play a Gay Rights Advocate than a lesbian.

1point

Lex 2 years ago

Beards are attractive!

0points

Josurf 3 years ago

Chin beard?

0points

MarsFKA 4 years ago

"Chin beard". She's going to blow a gasket when he shows her his s*****m beard.

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 4 years ago

you could keep a flock of wrens in that nasty thing

0points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

yep!

0points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

Same though

0points

4 years ago

oooooof

0points

#22

Mother Knows The Best

Final score:

351points

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Francis 4 years ago

BURN

77points

River Webb 4 years ago

thats kinda toxic ( unless it a joke between you two)

18points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Savage. I'm sure this is an inside joke of some sort.

10points

Scarlet Johnson 4 years ago

I'm laughing so hard right now!!😂😂😂

2points

May Day 4 years ago

I want to know what he/she had done!

1point

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

Yes! Me too

0points

SupernaturalPanda 3 years ago

Dayyyymmmnnn

0points

Fred 4 years ago

I beg to differ

0points

Deborah Coalter 4 years ago

Savage burn!

0points

Stefan Mayer 4 years ago

This is pure GOLD

0points

Franziska 4 years ago

This one is gold

0points

#23

This Is A Fact

Final score:

345points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Close, that would be Bark Ruffalo ^-^

281points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

YASS

12points

Tracy Costa 4 years ago

If I ever get a dog, I want to name him Woof so he can say his own name. My husband and I somehow arrived at the decision that Bark Ruffalo is the perfect dog name.

7points

Jenny Barton 4 years ago

Bark Wuffalo, surely!

2points

slywlf 4 years ago

If I ever get a male dog I'm going to use this!!!!

1point

Collette Moisan 4 years ago

Unless the dog had a hairlip!

0points

Triv 4 years ago

It was, but he was corrected the first time. Like Princess Diana... I mean Diana Prince.

0points

Marsha Brown 4 years ago

The dog has a lisp, hence the Mark.

-1point

Mark Liddy 4 years ago

Not if the dog had a hair lip...

-1point

Michelle M 4 years ago

Bark Wooffalo

10points

rossgunn398 4 years ago

I was going to name my dog Ruffalo!

5points

Busy_D 4 years ago

Mark Ruff- alo or Bark ruff-alo

4points

River Webb 4 years ago

his middle name should be woof

3points

DogMom 4 years ago

He’s cute. He looks like what I think a dog would choose to look like if they were pretending to be human

1point

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

That is my little dog's name thank you!!

1point

denzoren 4 years ago

Personally, I would have chosen Barkley Walkman.

1point

Brad Pitt 4 years ago

"ruff....ruff"

1point

kasa alex 4 years ago

I want to meet his dog masquerading as a human

1point

kasa alex 4 years ago

*this

0points

#24

Futuristic Nazi Is The Insult Here

Final score:

331points

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Don Pe 4 years ago

Three iterations later they will look like Judge Dredd

139points

May Day 4 years ago

LOL

0points

BorPand8 4 years ago

Are their pants designed to be that tight?

35points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

In a Universe that loves me, yes, they are

33points

Shauna Voigt 4 years ago

Look like motorcycle cops.

7points

Hafida 4 years ago

I think he prefers that

3points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Are they strippers?

24points

Carpeton 4 years ago

You would like.

0points

Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago

From the waist down I just see Gaston from Beauty & The Beast.

15points

Dhukath 4 years ago

Look like they're out of a George Michael video!

14points

Clearstone 4 years ago

People in my study hall looked at me weird because I died laughing to this

14points

Angie Ayres 4 years ago

Well hello!!

14points

Natalia Shoemark 4 years ago

I know right!! I might actually do a crime..

8points

Norah Reilly Premium 4 years ago

Y-M-C-A...

13points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

The thigh game of the guy on the right is quite on point!

11points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Nicely put!

4points

DogMom 4 years ago

BRB, headed to Italy to commit some crimes

10points

#25

That's One Of The Worst Thing To Happen

Final score:

328points

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TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

The worst punishment possible

96points

_rb4 4 years ago

it's true, it is lol

2points

third molar 4 years ago

Thats cold!

7points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Dammit someone clearly wished this upon me

4points

Michelle M 4 years ago

This is a modern curse

3points

River Webb 4 years ago

I'm eating a microwaved meal at the moment

3points

Joshua Shalet 4 years ago

Old Eastern European curse: may you lose all your teeth, except one. That way you'll still get a tooth ache

2points

May Day 4 years ago

Good one!

0points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

if only i had some of those microwave sushi

2points

Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago

YEAH!

0points

May Day 4 years ago

Serves them right!🤣

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Bad to the bone.

0points

#26

How Does He Do It?

Final score:

310points

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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Takes skill and dedication.

86points

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

And addiction.

9points

Rick 4 years ago

He doesn’t look rich to me. This would have been more fitting of Billie Eilish.

14points

kjorn 4 years ago

like Russell Brand

6points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Not really a fan of his music but the dude is a massive metal-head and seems like someone who is pretty cool and chilled, I could chat to him for hours I reckon.

5points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

I love Post though, he seems like a sweet guy.

5points

Carpeton 4 years ago

As well as all those people with ragged jeans

2points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

Dem plaits tho ♨_♨

1point

OhForSmegSake 4 years ago

He looks like he farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

1point

Fred 4 years ago

It takes an addiction

0points

Caroline Driver 4 years ago

Who is he?

0points

#27

3 Insults In 1 Package

Final score:

308points

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River Webb 4 years ago

poor jimmy Fallon, he needs to go to the hospital to treat those burns

139points

Something 4 years ago

No, he was called a Golden Retriever, and that can only be a compliment.

27points

denzoren 4 years ago

Guest: So I went to the supermarket JF: *laughs*slaps desk* really? *laughs*throws head back*laughs*

12points

Amelia G 4 years ago

Hey don't insult him! He's a good boy

5points

Shelby P 4 years ago

the second one though.. how is being compared to a Golden Retriever an insult.. .I mean they are fabulous dogs

5points

BlahBlahBlackSheepah 4 years ago

Can't stand this dude

2points

Rannveig Ess 4 years ago

I don't know if I'm the only one but this guy's eyes creep me out. They're so flat and dead.

1point

Daniela 4 years ago

Holy f**k. I think that's an accurate description of me.

1point

Lex 2 years ago

I actually really like Jimmy Fallon.

0points

Randy Volz 3 years ago

Could not agree more with all of them.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago

Golly, finally something I can understand and agree with!

0points

#28

Got A Jawline Like Handsome Squidward

Final score:

290points

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Kat 4 years ago

Too much of a jawline.

103points

Vic 4 years ago

Jawline? That's a full jaw geometry!

38points

third molar 4 years ago

He looks like a squirrel that just stuffed a bunch of acorns

24points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

Do people actually find that attractive?

17points

Dynein 4 years ago

If attracts anyone, it's incels who think their jawline is too weak to attract women... They have weird male beauty standards that only matter to other heterosexual men.

3points

CH1990 4 years ago

But.. why?

12points

Your_local_introvert 4 years ago

Am I the only one that noticed the face stretch filter?

10points

El muerto 4 years ago

are those for keeping nuts for the winter?

6points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

Lol you can see that he is using face stretch. i'm not sure if that's purposeful or not.

5points

DogMom 4 years ago

Looking like a sexy chipmunk

3points

Franziska 4 years ago

This cannot be real

3points

Rei 4 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3points

#29

Do Burns On Houses Count

Final score:

290points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

SIM city spline reticulating factory, may be found in the industrial zones :D

94points

k1ddkanuck 4 years ago (edited)

This is the 4x8 high tech industrial building you are always hoping to spawn in that one high value industrial area you forgot to dezone beside your central business district.

1point

Chyppa Homer 4 years ago

And if you don't, it kinda' looks like a sewage treatment plant O_o

14points

Nomadus Aureus 4 years ago

All those millions and they can't find a decent architect...

8points

Broken Angel 4 years ago

why does his house look like a car dealership?

5points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

A brand new water treatment station.

5points

Yettichild 4 years ago

Just a bit.

4points

KCN 4 years ago

I don't understand why people want houses like this. Sooner or later these 'celebrities' will lose their famedom and need to sell this monstrosity.

2points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

I like "hosue." It's like a pretentious hipster word for house, begging to be mocked.

1point

K1tt3n 4 years ago

I was looking for a comment about the "hosue" hahaha

0points

Erika Watson 4 years ago

Yes quit the hosue

1point

mcborge1 4 years ago

The middle bit looks like a cheap CPU cooler from the 2000's.

1point

#30

Everyone In The Comments Section Are Ruthless Damn

Final score:

288points

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Michelle M 4 years ago

The third one though 😅😅

181points

Nameless 4 4 years ago

Is that his hair, or did he cut out a section of his grandmother's dining room rug and glue it to his head?

34points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

😅😅😅😅😅

4points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Don't show me his face, just let me see the comments.

17points

Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago

Bye Bye “Sister” , enjoy pedo prison

16points

Half-Jewish-Doggo 4 years ago

if anyone is wondering, james charles is a makeup guy who made an apology video for being really sexual with an underage guy

12points

Misstaken138 4 years ago

Thank you cause I had no idea. I know who he is, but didn't hear about the underage thing.

3points

J. F. 4 years ago

The last one is savage

10points

Candace Alagappan 4 years ago

Dayummm... Y'all are mean AF!!

6points

Mitela Rahman 4 years ago

Covid-15 😂😂😂

4points

Nightmare.wsmpf 4 years ago

wtf people should not be treated this way

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

He looks like if Donald Trump was Hispanic and used peach coloured spray tan.

1point

#31

This Is A Fair Point

Final score:

286points

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Troux 4 years ago

Why do I know this taste so vividly?!? 😅

191points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

If you've ever drunken dasani water you would know the taste.

12points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

In a water gun that was left outside in the sun..

13points

kjorn 4 years ago

or floating in a pool

6points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

It’s literally filtered tap water so there’s that 😂

2points

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

Exactly! Same with the Nestle bottled water. It's not spring water, it's purified water, that's why it taste so awful.

2points

Lola 4 years ago

You’re better off drinking straight from the Hudson River.

2points

Gregg Bender 4 years ago

How did you know? Now they have to find another source...maybe a summer garden hose.

1point

El Dee 4 years ago

Oddly specific but super descriptive and relatable..

1point

Esther G 4 years ago

That is because it is ATL tap water. The most vile water in the country.

1point

David Blake 4 years ago

That "been sitting out in the hot sun all day water gun taste"

1point

Solidhog 4 years ago

You have to give Coke credit. It takes real talent to take a liquid that tastes of nothing and make it taste bad.

1point

#32

This Came From A 26 Minute Video Documenting Her Stolen Jokes

Final score:

276points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Bonus level: Did I tell you my joke about Amy Schumer's stolen jokes?

88points

Scarlet Johnson 4 years ago

hahahaha

7points

Deborah Brown 4 years ago

"Bonus?" That's boss level

1point

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Ahimsa Soul 4 years ago

If we are talking about blonde comediants, give me Rebel Wilson any day!

6points

Shelby Jackson 4 years ago

I do not find her funny. Like at all.

6points

panda_legerdemain 4 years ago

Same.

1point

Emma Crompton 4 years ago

I find it hypocritical given her problematic comments on race and other issues on radio talk shows that shes still celebrated by all these supposed Liberal late night hosts who invite her on their shows and laugh and joke with her. She sucks I guess I'm missing something about why she's populat

2points

Eslamala 4 years ago

FFS I fckn hate Amy Schumer's "humor"... What a boring POS!

2points

Fred 4 years ago

I’ve used this before

1point

SupernaturalPanda 3 years ago

Do I care to know who the hell this Amy is? No I don’t....next

0points

Invisible Potato 3 years ago

i have to google what Amy is, and i have never seen her in my life and i consume a lot of western garbage...

0points

DogMom 4 years ago

Can’t stand her

0points

#33

Toxic Burn For Toxic Influencer

Final score:

268points

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River Webb 4 years ago

no that'll destroy her

84points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

win-win situation!

17points

𝕊𝕒𝕞 (𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞) 4 years ago

you say no like it's a bad thing

3points

Printerman 4 years ago

so what's the downside?

2points

Gaya K 4 years ago

Can't see a downside there.

1point

Aahzmandus Pervect 4 years ago

Lil Toxicity? Is that some new rapper?

9points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Wait a few months and this will be true.

6points

Moo Moo Futch 4 years ago

Why did they blank out her name? Surely it's Tana Mongeau?

6points

My O My 4 years ago

She'll get lost looking

2points

Nightmare.wsmpf 4 years ago

do not treat people this way

1point

Antoine Gagnon 4 years ago

Lol Like hiding her last name will hide her identity..

1point

ToxiCity 4 years ago

no thanks Tana

1point

Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 4 years ago

Look in the mirror

0points

#34

Got A Chuckle Outta Me

Final score:

263points

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Marianne 4 years ago

This is oddly specifiy and totally true.

137points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

This guy is all Uncanny Valley, like he's actually a robot programmed to blink every 1.5 seconds, and refer to all women as "my love".

23points

Priscilla Reshell 4 years ago

why does he remind me of a burnt version of jafar?

18points

RUBAYY 4 years ago

Lmaoo

2points

Pasion Jones 4 years ago

what in the johnny bravo

9points

Markus Holstein 4 years ago

Is that guy computer animated? Because he looks like some cheep early 90s computer animation

6points

Clearstone 4 years ago

he looked like plastic for a sec....

5points

Tessa Merkley 4 years ago

he looks constipated

5points

Flexiegirl94 4 years ago

Haha BURN!!!

2points

Id row 4 years ago

And this guy thinks he looks amazing. Wow.

2points

Megumi Saikou 4 years ago

I keep forgetting where this meme comes from. Could someone reply to me? Thanks! XD

2points

Sista of the moon 4 years ago

G i g a c h a d

2points

#35

This Website Is Free

Final score:

263points

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Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago

Jewish grammy is fainting at the site of that poor brisket.

71points

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

Carnavor jewish girl is fainting at the sight!! Poor meat!!

1point

CP 4 years ago

I thought it was cut up wood with the bark still on.

6points

Id row 4 years ago

I've never had brisket. Would love to try it sometime.

5points

Aeon Flux 4 years ago

It is delightful.

2points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Did he throw the brisket directly into a fire?

5points

Shaurya Joshi 4 years ago

G.. Gordan Ramsey? Is that you?

2points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

That is the saddest brisket.

2points

JustAnotherPersonOnBoredPanda 4 years ago

Thought it was cake for a second. ;-;

2points

Aiyanna Clements 4 years ago

Gordon Ramsey would’ve said this

1point

SupernaturalPanda 3 years ago

Brisket murderer!!!!

0points

Sarah 4 years ago

LMAO, can't stop laughing...

0points

#36

Damn Pachysephalasaurs Is A Big Word

Final score:

262points

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Eslamala 4 years ago

So, basically like boxing...

53points

Frozengeckolover 4 years ago

More like American Football.

9points

Radek Suski 4 years ago

9GAG in a nutshell

4points

Id row 4 years ago

noob-noob-...99736e.jpg

1point

Jip van Neerven 3 years ago

Hehehe, this one should be way higher

0points

Nightmare.wsmpf 4 years ago

I agree with the 1 Award lady

0points

May Day 4 years ago

That's mean. The pachycephalosaurus wasn't stupid. 🦖

0points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

Well, several thousand millennia.

0points

#37

One Cent > Jake Paul

Final score:

259points

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Coleonema 4 years ago

The 1% needs some guidance

158points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

The one percent probably is Jake Paul. Or his mother? 🤔

26points

Solidhog 4 years ago

It was an accidental click.

8points

Eric Lafleur 3 years ago

That 1% was Jake Paul's mom.

1point

Pansexual snek 4 years ago

yeah. I would be i the 99%, because with the 1 cent, your getting something. With the jake paul your losing something. YOur braincells.

0points

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James016 4 years ago

I've had to look Jake Paul up as I have never heard of him. So he is a YouTuber and a bit of a k**b.

12points

Peko 4 years ago

More like a c**t.

8points

David Blake 4 years ago (edited)

I dunno who that is sooo...hey a penny!

7points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

He's a really shitty YouTuber. One of his actions is thoroughly denying Covid-19 exists and holding large parties during the pandemic anyway.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Any amount of money is worth more than his videos lol

7points

Random Panda 4 years ago

Personally I would rather pay money than have to watch his videos.

5points

Tessa Merkley 4 years ago

find one cent

5points

Pansexual snek 4 years ago

yeah, because with the one cent, your still getting something from it

2points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

palp-60a71...17f660.jpg

2points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

I expected a Fifty Cent joke here....

2points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Missed opportunity for real!

1point

Ambar 4 years ago

I would rather go to heck than watch a jake paul video tbh

2points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Ooooooof.

1point

#38

Microwaved James Charles

Final score:

259points

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Coleonema 4 years ago

"Living doll" Should I be concerned?

112points

River Webb 4 years ago

you should be very concerned

40points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

No. He is probably just as anatomically correct as a Ken doll too

18points

La Petite Morte 4 years ago

He's a weird one. Obsessed with looking like a living Ken Doll, he gets a lot of cheap black market back alley surgery and then had to get it redone or removed and fixed. He literally showed a sculptor's bust with clay on it to show where he wanted muscle implants.

16points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

Yes he's a life sized doll haunted to life

4points

Shannon Stanfield 4 years ago

This guy has spent thousands upon thousands of dollars trying to look like a Ken doll. Smdh

4points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

He f****d up his body to look like the Ken doll. On purpose.

2points

Abigail Nagel 4 years ago

yes. be very concerned. and afraid.

2points

Dawn McNeely 4 years ago

Yes, very. Look up the “ken doll trio”. Scary as heck lol

1point

Matilda Haschek 4 years ago

He is obsessed with becoming a living ken doll. hes spent more than 150k on plastic surgery i think. its crazy. -random fact lady

1point

Ciel Pike 4 years ago

Yes, very

0points

Axolotl King 4 years ago

He was on an episode of "My Strange Addiction", in fact that entire episode was dedicated to him and two girls (none of them knew the others though) that were all obsessed with being like overly plastic and doll-like and stuff

6points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

There's also a living Barbie that's just as bad.

4points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago (edited)

How can anyone, regardless of gender or sexual preference, find this level of plastic surgery fakeness, attractive?

4points

I'm lay sheep in China 4 years ago

More like crossover between James Charles and Nikita Dragon

2points

Sherbaan Naab 4 years ago

The more I think about it, the more I want to retire to a less developed country, where people are busy with other things and don't have time for this s#&t.

1point

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

Is it bad that he kinda creeps me out?

1point

Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago

Take out the battery, NOW!

0points

Nightmare.wsmpf 4 years ago

BE NICE SHE IS PERFECT THE WAY SHE IS!!!!

0points

Linn Shonta 4 years ago

Who the heck is James Charles???🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

0points

#39

The Hotel Owners Miss Them

Final score:

252points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Dry burn 😂

84points

K Witmer 4 years ago

I went to a convention w my daughter and her friends when they were 12 and the hotel had signs posted about how showering makes it better for everyone and if anyone really smells they won't be allowed to see the movie stars they paid to see and would be reimbursed. It really must've been a problem in the past.

17points

juice 4 years ago

showers-ar...605118.png

8points

Todd Hunter 4 years ago

So accurate the tweet should have smell lines.

9points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I don't understand this one.

5points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Same.

4points

Pasion Jones 4 years ago

lmao... took me a sec...

2points

Gay_Forg 4 years ago

Explain??

2points

Joshua Lian 10 months ago

The stereotypical anime fan being smelly and not taking a shower.

0points

Natalia Shoemark 4 years ago

Maybe that they don't shower?

1point

Mike Beck 4 years ago

What about hosing out the rooms?

0points

#40

The Duality Of Trench Coats

Final score:

251points

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River Webb 4 years ago

butt chin

68points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

got dat bakery chin

0points

Sara G 4 years ago

It's not just a butt chin, it's massive all around!

0points

Imheresometimes 4 years ago

Very hairy butt chin

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

yup, that was literally the joke you just read.

-2points

Bonniebluebutler 4 years ago

OMG, I laughed so hard I farted

11points

K1tt3n 4 years ago

Ahahahahahahaha😂😂😂

0points

LadyAna 4 years ago

Glorious.

0points

Nightmare.wsmpf 4 years ago

BE F*****G NICE HE IS F*****G PERFECT ASSHOLE!!!!!

-1point

Jessie 1 year ago

Nah he’s a hypocrite

1point

mcborge1 4 years ago

Ah ha ha!

-2points

Youtube Useer 4 years ago

Have you seen chin muscles? Try an internet search of images

-3points

#41

The Power Of Imagination

Final score:

246points

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HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

is that pukicho?

28points

LittleMissLotus 4 years ago

Yes, yes it is

9points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

yep!

5points

Amo Gus 2 years ago

PUKICHO!

1point

Imheresometimes 4 years ago

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0points

Flexiegirl94 4 years ago

That gotta hurt

3points

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi) 4 years ago

Eslamala there burns thats what you do

2points

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi) 4 years ago

And Eslamala if you jump of a cliff no one will miss you

1point

4 years ago

pikachu is my favourite tumblr acc

0points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

That's not possible for everyone. If you're really low on the aphantasia scale you can't even fully picture the game in your head

0points

juice 4 years ago

oh, interesting! (it's definitely a joke though. the user with the pikachu avatar is notorious for posting weird and random things like that)

1point

Avery S Alberico 4 years ago

peekachu is a legend

0points

Eslamala 4 years ago

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Something 4 years ago

It's perfectly normal.

23points

#42

Reviews Are In For Iceland’s English Breakfast

Final score:

236points

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Shell O 4 years ago

This made me chuckle

53points

Mazer 4 years ago

10 outta 10 for visual creativity

2points

Sharon Ingram 4 years ago

What's a Mexican wave?

1point

Tee Witt 3 years ago

I have tried these and they are not so bad. You eat your arms but first pass me the breakfast please.

0points

Laurie 4 years ago

Brutal yet quite funny

0points

Carpeton 4 years ago

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Wtf? Let's curse millennials for absolutely no reason at all!

9points

#43

Finally Found One

Final score:

236points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

What man tho?

55points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I can think of many

9points

I'm lay sheep in China 4 years ago

Paul brother?

7points

El Dee 4 years ago

THIS man (Google This Man)

0points

Proper Panda 4 years ago

his profile pic is BMO! i love it

2points

BasedWang 4 years ago

BMOoooooooo

0points

sunflower 4 years ago

BURNN

0points

#44

A Review About Pubg

Final score:

233points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Cyberpunk review?

53points

Monday 4 years ago

Pubg. I doubt anyone has put 1823 hours into cyberpunk.

16points

Horatio Jebanon 4 years ago

Says a review by someone who has spent **1,823** hours playing whatever game this is. Still, good burn.

7points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

1823.3 hours played...

2points

Angrypineapple 2 years ago

If it's so bad why does it have 2000 hrs on record

0points

Stephanie Barr 4 years ago

Ironically, if they had hit the iceberg head on, they might have survived it.

0points

Caroline Driver 4 years ago

Googled Pubg. Not my kind of game, but still surprised I'd never heard of it

0points

Laurie 4 years ago

Laughing out loud

0points

Aly Kohlman 4 years ago

This is something an Ark player would say. If you play 1800 hours in a game you should give it rave reviews...

0points

René Studer 4 years ago

There were Iceberg warnings, just saying.

0points

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi) 4 years ago

It says PubG

0points

#45

My Dude Be Looking Like A Villain From Despicable Me

Final score:

231points

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Francis 4 years ago

At first i thought "why do they send a pic of a coat hanger?".. well sorry xD

90points

Its Me 3 years ago

I thought possessed mannequin

4points

Imheresometimes 4 years ago

Can we take a second to look at the feet vs the legs

29points

WildBerry 4 years ago

Ridiculously long flat feet

3points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

I thought my size 13 feet were big, but those look like 18s

15points

WildBerry 4 years ago

And flat as hell too

1point

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

He looks like a black ribbed condom on a stick

9points

Thenatural 4 years ago

Bilbo wants his feet back..

8points

FurryPotatoCat 4 years ago

THE FEET

7points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

This dude is built like Sideshow Bob

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Put a funnel in his mouth and feed him until he can't float in the breeze.

7points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Those are some long, flat feet. Those are feet right?

4points

mcborge1 4 years ago

The guy has cartoon legs. :D

4points

#46

Ah Yes, Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Final score:

228points

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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Hah hah hah hah HAAAAH!

93points

Sweetie Dahling 4 years ago

I read that in his laugh😄

13points

Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago

Hungry are you?

9points

Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago

Spot on

5points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

That's just part of his 'brand'. His stares, his weird inhale-laugh, his heckling.

5points

BiLal Asif 4 years ago

He laughs like a seagull is choking on a piece of dried bread

4points

MandaPanda 4 years ago

That is both oddly specific and 100% accurate

2points

IcarusOfTheSkywings 3 years ago

Poor guy's gonna starve...

0points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

A fictional creature that makes people laugh in order to absorb the laughter as nutrients actually sounds like it'd be an interesting idea for a story... and maybe in an urban fantasy story, that creature would take the role of a comedian.

0points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

He's sitting normally in comfy clothes. She's contorting her body to show legs and breasts. I want to see women dressed comfortably and non sexy.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

He's funny, but creeps me out.

0points

Jenny Shmurak 4 years ago

Also, he has such a creepy laugh and a very plastic doll look. I saw him on some show where he judged other comedians appearing before him. His laugh made me really hate watching the show.

0points

Ahimsa Soul 4 years ago

Live at the Apollo?

0points

Debs 4 years ago

He is funny as hell! 😎

-1point

#47

I Have Heard "Go Read A Book" Or "Go Outside" Many Times But This Is Quite A Twist And I Have Never Heard This One Before

Final score:

227points

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Monday 4 years ago

I'm convinced these people have never traveled before...

67points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

I think you're right, if they had then they would know that there have always been conditions in place if you want to enter a foreign country: passport, visa, cash, insurance, return ticket...

2points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

But in reality that's were we're heading to. Now imagine that you won't be allowed to spread your disease in a foreign country and the authorities tell you that your freedom doesn't mean what you think it means.

10points

Frozengeckolover 4 years ago

Yep. Google Skylar Mack. She put everyone at risk for her own selfish desires, and she went to jail.

-1point

Jenn C 4 years ago

To use a phrase you loved to tell us... If you don't like it then stay home.

6points

Michele Holland 4 years ago

I hear you, travelling outside of your own country has always required vaccines but I wasn't allowed to leave my own COUNTY even though I was vaccinated this year. I think this is more intricate than you initially thought. I am so not getting this joke :(

4points

Charles Arnold 4 years ago

i honestly hate Anti-Vaxers their so annoying and ingorant

1point

Bird lover 4 years ago

YES most of my family is at risk and I have an anti-vaxxer neighbor :( they keep on trying to come over and "teach me" how vaccines are not helpful and are harmful. Because yes, I see lots of dead people on the street after getting vaccinated 🙄

1point

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Perhaps we could make a temporary exception and let them travel one-way. Just don't let them come back.

0points

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago

More like BuriedInLame

0points

#48

The Pube Drip

Final score:

222points

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James016 4 years ago

It looks like someone ran over their neighbour's cat and stuck it on this guys head to hide it

82points

Joe Dad 4 years ago

Still looks better than that dead cat on Trump's head.

2points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

He uses too much weed. He has his eyes wide open, yet his eyelids refuse to cooperate.

7points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Probably not even the good stuff. Some or maybe many would say you can't really use too much, though.

0points

Emerald 4 years ago

Why does he look dead asf in this picture

4points

Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

It looks like someone stood in a great big pile of sh1t and slowly removed foot to see this

3points

Bruce Robb 4 years ago

Why would anyone even go outdoors with this haircut? I'd rather be bald. It needs to be shaved so the hairdresser can start over.

2points

Candace Alagappan 4 years ago

Wow you're a bit late to this post but...

0points

Printerman 4 years ago

Personally, I was thinking "first second of the mushroom cloud".

2points

Charles Arnold 4 years ago

it looks like a run over raccoon was just slapped on his head

2points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

I'll never, ever be able to unsee this now.

2points

Robyn Wilson 4 years ago (edited)

"If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had put in her...she'd look like a porcupine".--- A mother in law talking about her ex daughter who had cheated on her son.

1point

BiLal Asif 4 years ago

It looks like some raccoon died while shitting

1point

#49

Gotta Love 144p

Final score:

213points

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Priscilla Reshell 4 years ago

wtf is going on in this video?

57points

ScarCat19 4 years ago

It's Phineas and Ferb but extremely blurry.

19points

A 4 years ago

Sometimes youtube also puts effects on their videos to avoid copyright

2points

Jessie 1 year ago

It’s Candice and her mother in the Phineas and Ferb series.

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

you'll get your Nickelback

7points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Oh, so this is how you remind me!

6points

Joe Alcocer 4 years ago

You would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

5points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

How can I still recognize that's supposed to be Candace and her mom?

1point

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

This phineas and ferb episode is a terrible quality!

1point

Laurie 4 years ago

I'm not even that hip and ya got me laughing

0points

David Blake 4 years ago

Is that a giant onion ring?

0points

#50

This Was Too Accurate

Final score:

211points

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James016 4 years ago

I have heard nothing good about this film.

76points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

I haven't even heard about it at all!

27points

H Edwards 4 years ago

Even Rain Man, for all its faults, was a better representation of autism than this movie, and it was made in the 1980s.

11points

Call Me Mars 4 years ago

As an autistic person, there is NOTHING GOOD about this film. Music was played by a non-autstic person, it was ableist, and it promotes/portrays NOTHING good about autism or the autistic community.

8points

Tracy Costa 4 years ago

My child is high functioning autistic and my loathing for this movie is so deep, it's become a personality trait. Did I watch it? No. I was too busy seething at Sia for cursing out people in our community for pointing out she didn't do any research. Oh! I'm so mad!

11points

222T111 4 years ago

This movie had my 15yo extremely upset. She is high functioning as well. I had to warn the whole family to not watch it. If so, do not mention it at any gatherings. It did so much harm to the ASD community.

2points

J. F. 4 years ago

Or using Netlix's "Cuties" to teach people about sexual exploitation of kids....

4points

Scagsy 4 years ago

'The pop star Sia’s feature directorial debut, about an autistic teenager, at times seems indistinguishable from mockery.' - NYTimes

4points

Eslamala 4 years ago

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#51

Looking For An Electric Corkscrew. This Review Sold Me.

Final score:

52points

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Rae Black 4 years ago

Are we sure that's a review for a wine bottle opener?

27points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Sure, a battery-operated or outlet kind.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

There's a vibration in the air.

0points

#52

Wife Is Breastfeeding And I’m In Bed

Final score:

51points

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Tlee Brooks 4 years ago

I hope she’s the one texting

32points

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi) 4 years ago

Wh hmmmmm

2points

#53

Jamie! Please Do Something!

Final score:

49points

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Coleonema 4 years ago

Gordan Ramsey is going to loose it

21points

Adam Manley 4 years ago

Your English teacher is going to lose it.......

6points

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

this is not british. this is very american.

3points

Watching 4 years ago

Oh that's awful though. That's not British cuisine is it?

2points

soni w 4 years ago

Wait till he sees an Australian lunchbox! He'll split his sides about the mandatory slicing of grapes for teenagers, too much of a choking hazard apparently...

1point

Peter Hall 4 years ago

Hate to say it but everything in the picture looks yummy. Though I will feel guilty after eating it

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

That looks awesome.

0points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Jamie Oliver is a hypocite. This is his lunch.

0points

Xylle Flora 4 years ago

I feel like throwing up at the sight of that, I can't even stomach a burger from McDonald's

0points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

When he showed kids how chicken nuggets were made, with the idea of putting them off, they still at the cooked ones at the end of the tour XD

0points

Rick 4 years ago

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#54

I Wouldn't Know How To Recover After This

Final score:

48points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

So is it that she's forgetful/scatterbrained? I'm a bit whooshed on the context

8points

N G 4 years ago

The kid tattling to the teacher - the rest of the class think they're getting away with no homework to do, but the class swot/snitch reminds the teacher and now everybody hates them. The insult here is calling the prospective date a goody-two-shoes who does what's right instead of what's fun.

25points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

I have a few students like that.

2points

Stille20 4 years ago

You seem like the kid who would drag others down to hide your own insecurities.

1point

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

This one's a bit harsh. So the kid is a good kid, no need for the unnecessary insult, just politely decline and say you're not interested.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

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#55

“It’s Not A Phase Mom”

Final score:

45points

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La Petite Morte 4 years ago (edited)

I hate the whole 'It's a phase' thing. It's been 33 years... Not A Phase.

22points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I agree with "the little dead one".

3points

Watching 4 years ago

That kid is a cold-blooded killer.

6points

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

Really!!! What’s his name? I just want to read the story.

3points

Tom Hanlin 4 years ago

"Is that your real hair, or is a small dog humping your neck?"

5points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

What is a phase mom?

0points

#56

Marginally Better Than Trash

Final score:

45points

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James016 4 years ago

Savage!

7points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Find yourself someone who drops legendary items.

2points

Nat Hedley 4 years ago

Vendor trash.

0points

Saint Thomas 4 years ago

That's the geekiest burn I've ever seen :-) (and I mean it in a good way)

0points

Alexis Bilodeau 4 years ago

I only drop dung when defeated ...

0points

Never Stop Twinkling™ 4 years ago

Oh woww 😆😆😆

0points

#57

I’ll Toast Your Bread, Then Put It Back

Final score:

44points

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Gabby M 4 years ago

Mexico sells bread that has already been toasted. It's actually kind of good, depending on what you eat it with.

16points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

I've never seen this there. Next time I'm allowed to go down I'm looking for this.

0points

The ultimate cat bun 4 years ago

ever just be pissed at a person so much you want to put bed crumbs under their bed sheets?

2points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

Yep. And I have put crumbs under his bed sheets.

3points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

Not to be that guy, but that's not really an insult...

-2points

#58

Harry Potter Owl Looking Ass

Final score:

43points

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Rawal Mayank 4 years ago

Poor Michael Reeves lol

8points

myvloggun 4 years ago

Michael kinda looks like that, ngl

1point

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

I was thinking Harry Potter before I saw the chat!

1point

Avery S Alberico 4 years ago

"yes, you are right"

0points

#59

Arrested For Meep Meep

Final score:

42points

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Az 4 years ago

The human form of the word 'Red'

20points

Angie Ayres 4 years ago

This is what Mark Zuckerberg would look like if he grew out his hair and went outside.

4points

Emerald 4 years ago

ITS RONALD MCDONALD

1point

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

No, he(RM) looks more natural.

0points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

He does look like the arrogant young man from some 1990s-2000s cartoon.

0points

Happy Daihatsu 4 years ago

He looks like fire's ugly human cousin.

0points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I literally jumped when I saw him.

0points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

Heat Miser IRL

0points

#60

Big Oof Moment

Final score:

42points

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Priscilla Reshell 4 years ago

wait that was jessica alba?

14points

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

Yeah, Chris evans was also the human torch.

9points

Emerald 4 years ago

I still can't get over Chris Evans in that movie bc I watched it right after I watched the MCU, so I'm used to Captain America 😂😂😂

5points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Try "The Losers" ;-)

0points

#61

Is Your Head Just For Decoration?

Final score:

41points

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Confused Flamingo 4 years ago

BUT WHYY??

15points

Lj 4 years ago

Maybe he's calling her a snack? (I'm assuming genders, could be wrong)

2points

H Edwards 4 years ago

Poor girl just didn't know what 'snack' means as a slang term. I like the comeback, but it's a bit harsh.

3points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I'm stealing "is your head just for decoration" lollll

2points

Stille20 4 years ago

This person may just not be up on stupid slang.

1point

Omar Pearson 4 years ago

Yyyyeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuunnnnn........

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

This does not make any sense.

0points

H Edwards 4 years ago

'Snack' = slang for an attractive person. She didn't understand, confusion ensues, he calls her stupid. The end.

4points

Jackie 4 years ago

This man so confused haha 😂

-1point

#62

Please Tell Me He's Mass Produced

Final score:

38points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Looks like Metro Man, from Megamind.

15points

Cian Thomas McHugh 4 years ago

No, he looks like a Jojo antagonist.

2points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

I have abs like that, which is why I protect them with this thick layer of flab. don't wanna damage them

6points

Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago

Haha!

2points

#63

Found On Youtube Shorts

Final score:

35points

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Evgeniya Khon 4 years ago

What's wrong with that? I wake up about 5 min before my alarm goes off and turn it off. It's a lot better than being woken by it and feeling annoyed and wanting to smash the phone against the wall.

19points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Your brain knows your routine and prefers doing things it's way :) my dad would always wake up just before his intended wakeup time too

8points

My O My 4 years ago

I'm this girl. As soon as it's turned off go back to sleep - aint gonna ring

1point

Angus Carnegie 4 years ago

*me who doesn't have an alarm* I DONT HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES

0points

#64

My Man's Spitting Facts Here

Final score:

30points

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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

But Gus Johnson is really hilarious!

3points

bxttery_bxby 4 years ago

Omgee he does! I've never thought about that. But fr, I love watching Gus. He's hilarious.

1point

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

Draco Malfoy got put into Hufflepuff.

0points

Chernobyl 4 years ago (edited)

NEVER SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MY LITTLE GUSSIE! >:(

0points

third molar 4 years ago

More like bonsai leo

0points

Alexis Bilodeau 4 years ago

strangled by his own wires...

0points

#65

In Response To The "Music" Fiasco

Final score:

30points

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kjorn 4 years ago

banana02-6...1121f4.jpg

7points

#66

Toothpaste Ingredient Lmao

Final score:

28points

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Wilhelm Chile 4 years ago

WARNING: Contains kreimendahl, which is suspected to cause cancer by the state of California.

18points

Amber Vandermallie-Walker 4 years ago

BAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHH

4points

My O My 4 years ago

Wow. Just wow.

1point

#67

I Love My BF But Damn

Final score:

26points

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I am avoiding my homework 4 years ago

I’d take it as a compliment

11points

Janus Sanders 4 years ago

lol same

0points

MangleTangle 4 years ago

Thats a compliment

3points

Autumn 4 years ago

🤣I mean... it works for some people!

0points

Jackie 4 years ago

Ope

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

every fantastic 4 movies are bad

-2points

anxiousPansexualnightmare 4 years ago

hes talking about the character in my hero acadamia.

2points

#68

Oh Baby A Triple Roast

Final score:

12points

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Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago

Erm, this is just mean.

71points

Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago

Scorpion, there’s a clear difference between roasting a funny situation, something someone has said, or gentle ribbing about their appearance. What I find awful, is being downright cruel about someone’s physicality that can’t be changed. As you fail to see the subtly in this distinction, YTA.

6points