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Life is like a hurdle run. Only the barriers are placed so close together, it can as if you're constantly jumping from one obstacle to the next with no time to catch your breath.
So when you finally get a chance to unwind—whether on the toilet or elsewhere—you need something that helps you forget about the chaos.
That's where the Instagram account 'Sick Laughs' comes in. It provides plenty of funny and relatable memes to allow you to escape the daily grind, even if for a little while.
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Nikole 11 months ago
Green using “your” takes some of the sting out of it.
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Christine Stewart 11 months ago
The tv show, "The worst cooks in America" confuses me, just like this meme- the person who is actually the very worst cook gets booted off the show first...lol!
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Verena 11 months ago
People believe really everything and don't notice the details. 1) this is the 2022 calendar (note the "2021" top left), 2) in 2025 February starts on a Saturday (use the device you use to read this for a quick check. You are on BP so have the time for that).
JoeKing 11 months ago
You should take your own advice and check your calendar. Feb 1st 2022 was Tuesday. Feb 1st 2021 was a Monday. Feel free to check. Also, clicking on the 2021 at the top of the picture would would take you to the overall view of the year.. again 2021.
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Apatheist Account2 11 months ago
Is it possible to edit these posts and remove stuff that's out of date, BP? Please?
Bill Swallow 11 months ago
I think that back arrow takes you back to 2021, so it would be 2022. (Nope. I just checked. In 2021 February started on a Monday. In 2022, February started on a Tuesday. In 2023, it started on a Wednesday.)
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JoeKing 11 months ago
Feb 1st 2025 is on Saturday and 28th is a Friday. It clearly says 2021 at the top of the picture.. 🙄🙄
JoeKing 11 months ago
People are so dumb.. They see something online and without checking, they take it as gospel. You are correct :)
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Mary Peace 11 months ago
I used to operate a telephone switchboard. Sometimes when it was quiet someone would ring up and just grumble, so while they were rambling on (and no calls were waiting) I used to draw circles on paper, just to let off steam.
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Kelly H. Wilder 11 months ago
I can not sit still and talk on the phone. I have to be moving. I get so many chores done while on the phone...and if I don't have chores to do I pace the length of my house like a mad woman. I don't know why I can't capture that energy for any other time.
Uncle Schmickle 11 months ago
This annoys the c**p out of me. Why can't people just sit/stand still while they're talking on the phone, instead of wandering all over the place and getting in my way ?
Mary Peace 11 months ago
Fortunately Uncle Schmickle, we will never meet, so I'm pretty sure I will never get in your way.
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Oerff On Tour 11 months ago
The reason she gets more likes for solo pictures of her, is that the pictures are actually being used to scare the mice from the barn. You might not be scary enough
Kali Chaos 11 months ago
That's a super weird conclusion to come to, and I'm very here for it.
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Chris the Bobcat 11 months ago (edited)
If I posted a picture of myself there would be an increase in self-blinding incidents. "I can't take the horror! I can't look at this world any longer!" *claws out own eyes* - Oedipus. "Dad, what are you going to do for eyes?" - Antigone "Fvck..." - Oedipus
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keyboardtek 11 months ago
The economy is just a huge invisible funnel that all the money goes into and is funneled into Elon Musk's bank accounts.
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Vera Diblikova 11 months ago
I - old lady from Czechia, started saving money in kindergarten - today I am a lot poorer. My grandparents left me 100 000,-. After II WW were this money blocked, in 1948 confiscated by communists. My parents make a new bank account for my sister and for me. In 1953 was "money reform" - new money to old money 1 to 50. After end of communism was inflation - we don´t speak about, bc we were to happy of the change and now is new inflation over the world.
Vera Diblikova 11 months ago
In my country relatives give money to children to put it on an account to save for pricey items - ski outfits, bicycles etc. Isn´t it in USA too?
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Wr WERE taught to start saving in primary school .... and did. Any Aussies remember the State Savings Bank of Victoria handing out those tin money boxes with a painting of the bank on it ? Good marketing and excellent way for kids to start saving. I had my little bank pass book which would get stamped by the teller every time I made a deposit. 6 pence, 1 shilling, 2 bob ...... I'm really showing my age now !
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DC 11 months ago
Somebody should warn the spider - that environment is not safe. The sort of trees that wander about and such, tends to scream hysterically and slap in your direction upon seeing you peacefully climbing them, and may squish the precious spider for no reason at all. Some are even proud about never catching them, but always killing them. Even way smaller ones. Even less dangerous ones. Even harmless ones like this.
Thee8thsense 11 months ago
I used to own a landscaping company, and while working in a client's garden for hours, I kept feeling a tickle in the same spot as in the above pic. I never looked at my leg, I just scratched the spot, and continued working. As the area was filled with rather tall plants, it wasn't until I stepped out of it that I noticed a slightly smaller than the one above, hairy wolf spider, clinging to my leg! It took a long time for me to wear shorts again while working.
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martymcmatrix 11 months ago
I'm even as old as I just needed a wooden spinning top and a small toy whip to entertain myself for hours...🌪️ 🤷🏽
Traveling Lady Railfan 11 months ago (edited)
I was going to buy one of these things for myself as a treat but man, they're over 200 bucks! (Vintage tomy, no leaks, replacement rubber washer, converted from USD) Forget it. I'll just stick some Cheerios in a water bottle and swish them around
Huddo's sister 11 months ago
I can get them for about $2-5 in the 'cheap' shops or Kmart where I live
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Christine Stewart 11 months ago
I am so old, I am "Bought Sea Monkeys because I fell for the dumb ad on the back of a comic book" old..
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Razvan Coman 11 months ago
I sleep like this when I have to go to work and decide to take a nap
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R1MV4Superleggera 11 months ago
Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!
Janissary35680 11 months ago (edited)
BP has a problem with "knıckers" now?
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DEW 11 months ago
My daughter loves the same music and singers from the '80's. It's kind of cool that you hear the same songs you grew up on coming from your daughters room.
Gracie Mae 11 months ago
some of us don't have to rediscover them--they're a mainstay in our musical reportoire!
Kim Landfather 11 months ago
More Than This by Roxy Music came on a while ago and all I could do was stand there with my eyes closed and be transported to a mystical place. It was amazing.
Janet Graham 11 months ago
Listening to those favorite songs and reliving the times. Love that!
Child of the Stars 11 months ago
I got Amy Grant's Heart In Motion for Christmas 1992. I listened to that cassette until the tape broke. 30+ years later, I still know every lyric of every song on that album by heart.
Lene 11 months ago
I recently rediscovered the Kinks' "Shang-ri-la". It is cool! And my 5yo looooves their "you really got me". And I just love that she sometimes asks me to show her photos of Ray Davies because she (and I am making a word-for-word translation from Danish to English here) "suspects he looks sweet". 🤭
Kenny Kulbiski 11 months ago
On the other hand there are some oldies I've stumbled across and wondered, "damn, how did I ever like this?"
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Karl der Große 11 months ago
I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.
Michael Largey 11 months ago
I always assumed that successful tennis players did control the ball through telekinetic powers. I certainly never could manage it with a racket.
Mary Peace 11 months ago
I don't do 'photoshop' etc, but these photos seem to have great potential for replacing the ball with... a truck? a dinosaur? a certain person everyone dislikes?
Chris the Bobcat 11 months ago
None of them have anything on Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall.
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st4x2gt974 11 months ago
I once heard someone say, “everyone on the road is either an idiot or an a*****e” based on whether they’re slowing you down or speeding you up 🤣🤣
Mary Peace 11 months ago
Slow walkers (at least in UK) are usually busy texting, etc.
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Michelle C 11 months ago
When I’ve done this, I’ve been in a terrible mood and preferred to wait until I’m feeling better to reply so I don’t lash out at the innocent person texting me unjustly and unjustifiably. Nobody deserves that!
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Traveling Lady Railfan 11 months ago
Lisa would have made a great president
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Diana 11 months ago
Maybe it was the other way around. Kamela's staff checked out The Simpsons to see what they predicted about the first female president and then they dressed her accordingly.
Traveling Lady Railfan 11 months ago
That is a hilarious suggestion. Like, they were hoping to resonate subconsciously with everyone who watched that Simpsons episode back in the year 2000 and in the 24 years since then... And since everyone knows that Lisa is so responsible and so wise and so intelligent that she really was a great president, so they dress Kamala in a similar outfit? That is the best thing I've heard on BP today and gives me something to think about thank you very much for that
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Jaya 11 months ago (edited)
That's because it's photoshopped. She wore a blue suit and a shirt in the same colour blue, not purple with grey. So the only comparison is the fact that she wears a suit and a shirt (which is what female politicians usually wear), and that she wears a necklace with pearls in it. So basically they predicted that someone would wear pearls, SHOCKING!
TURKEYJOHNS 11 months ago
This was the episode where they predicted trump too! It’s too perfect.
Kabuki Kitsune 11 months ago
That's because, as another person said, it's photoshopped.
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on second thought.... 11 months ago
I'm way way too old to make sense of this type of technology. I just like my fridge plain, thank you!
Mary Peace 11 months ago
Right. I don't want a reminder to tell me I'm running short of something, I might have decided I don't want/ can't afford it anyway.
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Leah C 11 months ago
I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.
keyboardtek 11 months ago
Wait until you are 70 years old and all food gets stuck in your throat.
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DEW 11 months ago
I've learned that when taking meds put them in your mouth and drink with something that is thick like choc. milk, milk shake etc.. My mom always taught us to put water in your mouth then drop in the meds. then swallow. We choke almost every time. I put mine in my mouth and take a drink of my ice coffee mocha. I buy it in the dairy section. I have zero problems. I've been sick as of now and trying to take my meds with water has me choking. I think it's the fats in the milk that makes them slide down and I suffer from extreme dry mouth.
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 11 months ago
I have a coworker who can't swallow pills, so she chews them up...it is a horrible thing to watch.
Upstaged75 11 months ago
As a kid I had to take meds but couldn't swallow pills. They were the kind that had tiny little balls inside a caplet. So my mom had to open it up and mix them in to some sort of food. Usually yogurt. Kids today with their dissolvable meds have no idea how good they have it. They've never experienced the horror of accidentally biting down on one of those bitter little balls. :(
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 11 months ago
I have one that, if I have one of the generic brand though I can never remember which, makes my tongue go numb if it sits there too long.
Donna Sempek 11 months ago
You should drink a full glass of water when taking pills…retired nurse
Tim Douglass 11 months ago
Had some antibiotics once that were not only huge, but were shaped like they were stamped out of a sheet - sharp corners all around the oval shape. Plus they were chalky textured, so they stuck to your throat. I solved the problem by coating them with butter so they slid down more easily.
Sally Brown 11 months ago
I had one caught sideways and my husband had to do the Heimlich maneuver on me.
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Upstaged75 11 months ago
I feel like I'm being watched. Good thing I live alone - I'd be mad if I had to listen to someone hit snooze as many times as I do myself. :)
Suck it Trebek 11 months ago
I try really hard not to do this so I don't wake up my husband. However some mornings I can't help myself and it's a bear to get out of bed.
Julie S 11 months ago
Nope once that alarm goes off I'm up no point putting off the inevitable.
Upstaged75 11 months ago
I hit snooze for over an hour today. I wish I had more willpower. :)
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Don't listen to me 11 months ago
My alarm has 10 min snoozes, indefinitely. And i can change that length. Why do you guys not get a decent phone!
Lene 11 months ago
I have one for 5.51. Then for 6, 6.15, 6.25, 6.30, 6.45, 7, 7.15, and 7.30 am. They serve to get me out of bed and be somewhat on time with getting the kids up and out the door in time. Works mainly as I hate (!!!) Electronical sounds (except Kraftwerk). As a kid I didn't care much about sounds from computer games and so on. Now I feel like I'm a super sensitive angry old woman at the ripe age of 40. Lol.
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Tabitha 11 months ago
It’s always nice when someone’s always genuinely happy to see you. Makes you always genuinely happy to see them.
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The Doom Song 11 months ago
It's the best! Especially when you get tbe whole bum end wiggle
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Mary Peace 11 months ago
Meanwhile the cat stays asleep, and when he does wake up he just wants food!
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Vera Diblikova 11 months ago
On escalators it is better, people in opposite direction are in the opposite position
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The Announcer 11 months ago
I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students
Cougar Allen 11 months ago (edited)
Usenet! And before that, Fido! I wonder how many people here were active on Fido ... or even know what I'm talking about. I'm not saying I'm old, but ...
Kerry Fletcher 11 months ago
Ok how old are you? Fifteen years ago was 2009. FB twitter were a thing. I think Ig too
Oerff On Tour 11 months ago
I've spent the last 15+years trying to avoid using (anti-)Social Media
Svenne O'Lotta 11 months ago
You're failing hard then since BP is social media
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ZuriLovesYou 11 months ago
It's a toy bone, and the real leg is tucked underneath the cat.
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Ray LeBlanc 11 months ago
Is that in and out holes in the carpet ? That leg looks too long to be on that cat anyways.
Mary Peace 11 months ago
That's a toy or something beside the cat. It's other leg is tucked up under the body.
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Janissary35680 11 months ago
On the upside, my classes always behaved normal AF during observations so it was kind of a trade-off😃
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Wondering Alice 11 months ago
I suggest using supply teaching assistants to observe lessons. Good teachers can avoid the unnecessary stress of being observed. Poor teachers don't rate TA's with being real people so ignore them - that's when you can really see who at least needs a word in classroom behaviour.
Lisa Tetlow 11 months ago
YES!!! I had some really good teachers and I had some that I swear hated being there. I think cameras should be in every classroom. Even if just to make teachers THINK they are being watched. Let's face it. Aren't we all on our best behavior when we think the boss is watching?
Emie N. 11 months ago (edited)
Not once did that person even say they were American when we have no idea. So funny how YOU are the one assuming. Does the US just live in your head rent free or something? And for all we know op could be Canadian or whatever. We don't know.
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Just Cosmo 11 months ago
8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible
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Elladine DesIsles 11 months ago
My daughter actually had this ball at home. Though I don't remember buying it or taking it home. For all I know it just apppeared one day.
Glen Ellyn 11 months ago
I know! How is a little kid going to learn to throw and catch when the ball squirms through the air??
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GrowingThruConcrete 11 months ago
If you deflate it just a little, it makes the most insane full contact hotel dodgeball ball
April Armstrong 11 months ago
I can hear it hitting the g e floor. Your dog popped into when you were able to get one.
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TURKEYJOHNS 11 months ago
They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)
Tabitha 11 months ago (edited)
And mats in their coat. Cute, but not taken care of. So grab the poor dog and run away from the girl. You’ll both be happier. Same goes for any combination of genders. If they’re not good at taking care of a pet, you sure as s**t don’t want to share children with them.
Vera Diblikova 11 months ago
For the easy perfect look, I chose an Australian Shepperd girl. She is snow-white black and tan, looks clean and preppy on all occasions, is very unhappy to be dirty and her fur is self-cleaning.
Load More Replies... JessieJ&LilyLovebug 11 months ago (edited)
↖️ Ew. Clean their eyes! Also, my dog IS cute, see..? No eye stains. Maybe heavy on the mascara 😂
LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
When red blood cells die naturally and get broken down by the body, they release an iron-containing molecule called "porphyrin". This gets excreted by the dog via their bile, saliva, urine, and tears. Because iron is a reddish mineral (look at Mars as an example!), the porphyrins are REALLY noticeable on a white dog's face when they are excreted via the tear ducts. Not every white/light-colored dog will have tear-stains, as all dogs are different. It's usually not a sign of any underlying health issue unless a white dog that never had tear-stains *suddenly* develops them. There's special wipes and cleansers for tear-stains, but even a damp washcloth will remove most of the staining if the pup is wiped before the stains can really set. Since the porphyrins come from red blood cells, we can't really "reduce" or "prevent" a dog from excreting them. There are supplements that claim to reduce porphyrin production, but there's no scientific proof to these claims.
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Anna Stephenson 11 months ago
My best fitness dog is exactly as described- her only saving grace is that she also looks like "FALCOR" from Never Ending Story!
Marsha Hultberg 11 months ago
People, you clean those precious eyes daily, for some multiple times daily, damp cloth, badda bing. Poor baby... What folks don't know about their animals boils my blood! Do some research folks. There's a lot more to owning a dog than you realize. ALL worth it btw, but canine wellness is a learned thing. NO judgement, just truth and compassion. 👍🏼🙏🏼 End of sermon. 😎🐾🐾
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Michael Largey 11 months ago
But instead of a card forcing an opponent to pick up four cards, it requires him to give the house four dollars.
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WindySwede 11 months ago
Also, if you have 40 minutes left and can't fall asleep again. And are not relaxed about it.. 😅
Load More Replies... Barbara Wilcock 11 months ago
But for those 2 minutes you fall back into the deepest sleep. Then waking hits hard
Lisa Tetlow 11 months ago
Why are beds always their most comfortable when it's time to get up?
Catharina Geerts 11 months ago
I like to wake up shortly before the alarm goes off, because it is very loud and and shocking when I'm still asleep. Or I don't hear it, when I'm sleeping on my 'good' ear (the other is deaf)
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keyboardtek 11 months ago
Or do a backup. You know your computer is going to crash the day before you plan to do a data backup.
UKGrandad 11 months ago
Theoretically, then, if you never plan to do a backup it'll never crash.
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Panromantic_enby 11 months ago
I saw WandaVision and when I saw Wanda, I went “huh she looks like the lady from the winking meme” and when I saw her wink I went “wait a sec-“
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Just Cosmo 11 months ago
and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)
Coco 11 months ago
Firefox has some nice addons that remove the ads, add dark mode, and let you see the last image of the post. :D
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Leoninus Fate 11 months ago
I use Google Chrome, the first result in Extensions is "Dark Mode" for all websites, you click it, and boom it works
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keyboardtek 11 months ago
Like being late for the class with the meanest teacher and you forget your locker combination.
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
::checks her computer clock and sees it is currently 2:50am:: Ah, 10 minutes until my nightly routine of this! XD
Kenny Kulbiski 11 months ago
How come random good memories don't hit as often as random bad ones?
The Announcer 11 months ago
That kid looks like one of those tennis players. He must have been good.
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Lisbeth Guz 11 months ago
I went a to a bar with my then boyfriend 3 o 4 times, because the beer was really good. We broke up, and then 3 months later went with a new guy I had just met who recommended the same place. The waiter was super nervous, he clearly remembered me and knew that the guy was different. I wish I could have given him a heads-up
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Rafael 11 months ago
Jokes aside, I now appreciate a good sewing kit inside one of those tins...
LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
My mom taught me basic sewing as a little kid. I seriously thought back then that I would end up with one of these tins as my sewing kit. Now that I am almost 43 years old, my "sewing kit" is instead housed inside of a memelord's insulated lunch bag. I don't know how it happened. I wanted a cookie tin! XD sewing_kit...461b35.jpg 
Tucker Cahooter 11 months ago
Waiting until Boxing Day when hopefully these will now be on special
Animal lover 11 months ago
whaaat?! they actually sell them with food in them?!?! (I'm kidding I know they sell them with food
Kim Landfather 11 months ago
Okay, I'll say it.....I love those cookies! A fist full of those with a cup of coffee just puts me in a good mood. Can someone tell me why those have such a bad reputation?
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Colin Matthews 11 months ago
Always at your best when riffing with good friends
Load More Replies... Kabuki Kitsune 11 months ago
I'd sell it to go back in time to 1995... to correct ONE stupid mistake I made that I regret daily.
Michael Largey 11 months ago (edited)
What if you already sold your soul to obtain those funny moments?
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
People my age (early 40s) usually look maturely handsome/beautiful, and have a sense of fashion and appearance/hairstyling/etc. that they have refined over the years. And then there's me: herpaderp-...e1edee.jpg 
Rebecca McManus 11 months ago
I'd just like to point out that I'm 4 years older than Jacob Rees Mogg, and look 10 years younger, if I had his money I'd be a damn sight more stylish as well.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
Same! Self-deprecating humor: my first (and only!) line of defense XD
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Pencil 11 months ago
Yeah, I mean pretty much the whole theme of 2020 was stuck-at-home with nothing to do.
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ZuriLovesYou 11 months ago
Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.
David Martin 11 months ago
I have a friend on FB that I genuinely do not remember ever knowing and keep meaning to remove…but their status updates swing from “OMG, I love my girlfriend so much, you’re the one forever!” to “I am just so hurt and broken and on the very edge, I’m alone and this might be the end for me” back to “SO IN LOVE, GIRL, YOU PERFECT!” every other week. At this point, I keep the friend status just to see what’s happening on The Kevin Show today
ILoveMySon 11 months ago
Yeah, I knew people like that in school. Though I tried to be polite, I admittedly avoided them when possible. Too much.
Load More Replies... Rafael 11 months ago
For some reason not censoring the U completely like that makes it looks like "how the funk", and I might start preferring this version.
Robert Beveridge 11 months ago
Then the answer to the question is always "Bootsy Collins".
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Celtic Pirate Queen 11 months ago
Why didn't you text me back immediately? Because my cell phone is for MY convenience.
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Jaya 11 months ago (edited)
Per minute in the end result. He probably acted for a lot more minutes, because of redoing takes and scenes that got cut and all. But still, I'd very much would like that kind of salary!
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whiterabbit 11 months ago
Must have used the same price negotiating as kamala's campaign used for all the celebrities she paid tens of millions to endorse her.
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Samsquatch & Monko 11 months ago
Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop
Geoffrey Scott 11 months ago
Thankfully I began noticing these and used the bulb changing pole to get them down, but the times they kicked the ball hard enough requiring the Genie lift to re-secure the light panels... :(
Load More Replies... Sue User 11 months ago
Its bouncier. Footbal is leather, kickball is rubber.
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Faelwolf 11 months ago
I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol
Connie Martin 11 months ago
Biology???? That's some chaos skill. Most of us had to do this in Chemistry class
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unfilteredCigarette73 11 months ago
My high school AP chem teacher taught an entire class of high school AP chemistry students how to build a still and make alcohol...you can guess how that went down...
Scott Rackley 11 months ago
Well, one of the most basic and important things to learn is how to distill. We even had the fancy glasswork condenser for it.
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Zaach 11 months ago
We had just made jet tubes and were having a water fight - I had just finished making a beaker full of some acidic liquid (memories gone it was 60 years ago) when someone grabbed the beaker and threw it on me; I had to go home b/c my pants disintegrated (most of the scars are gone now)
Just Cosmo 11 months ago
Oh yes. trying to blow stuff up is for sure funny... (one of the classrooms in my school looked exactly like that)
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Simon Eppstein 11 months ago
last xmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away...
zovjraar me 11 months ago
dang why kidneys so cheap... i mean, you can live with only one, right? just looking for alternative income sources...
DEW 11 months ago
Could you imagine if people charged for their loved one organs? The year says 2007 has it gone up since? To everybody who has donated as a last gift and to the people that do live donations you are hero's in my opinion. As a mom whose son will at some point need a liver transplan Thank you!
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Manic Mama 11 months ago
I finished work for the year at midday this Friday just gone. Celebrated being on vacation by taking a nap.
ILoveMySon 11 months ago
I locked the doors and fell into a deep sleep after school. My older sister came home, didn't have her key and was screaming and banging on the doors. New neighbors called the police and I didn't even hear them! Mom had to come home to unlock the door and explain my sister wasn't trying to B&E.
TURKEYJOHNS 11 months ago
I could never experience this joy, as whenever I napped too late, I didn’t get to sleep until 12:00 😭
Simon Chen 11 months ago
What is an after school nap? Sounds like an utter waste of a very nice afternoon 😀
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago
This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places
R1MV4Superleggera 11 months ago
Now, 2024 (few days left and 2025) they even know how to operate and fly an Airbus A380
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FlamingoPanda 11 months ago
Working at a coworking space (many small companies renting offices or desks in the same space) and overheard two people talking about when Sept 11 happened. The one said it was 2001 because that is the year he was born. I did a double take trying to figure out how someone born then was old enough to be working and not in primary school.
Jaya 11 months ago
Y'all already living in 2025? Or Korean way of counting?
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Jessica Hobby 11 months ago
My 'baby' born in 2010 will be getting his learners license next year. 20.10. kids out here driving.
Kari Panda 11 months ago
My brain: "There are 2003 babies who will turn 18 this year. This makes perfect sense and will not be questioned further."
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Nikole 11 months ago
Penis-nosed, potato Frankenstein’s monster, of course.
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Elladine DesIsles 11 months ago
I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.
justagirl 11 months ago
I mostly don't like pepsi because it tastes like coke that has gone flat, but. carbonated. it makes no sense, but just trust me.
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April Pickett 11 months ago
I hope he dumped and washed the can out first. Pepsi is too sweet.
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Steve Robert 11 months ago
They say this about my daughter and myself. I tell people not to insult my daughter like that!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
As a child, I always got told how much I looked like my dad. It always confused me, because I'm adopted XD I was not genetically related to him. But maybe it was because the entire rest of my family who lived in the vicinity was Hispanic (my adoptive mom is Mexican) and my dad was the only white person in the family XD I'm white af, so I guess we both looked enough like Generic Pale Blond White Person to look like each other? XD Hilariously, if people understood genetics, they'd have realized there was NO way I could have been my parents' bio child; they could have had 50 kids and they'd all have been dark-haired and brown-eyed like my mom since those are dominant traits (no blondes/blue-eyed people in my mom's ancestry, so no recessives would pop up.) My older sister is my adoptive parents' bio child, and - you guessed it - she's brown-haired and brown-eyed XD She did get my dad's Swedish height and stalwart shoulders, though!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
What's the confusion? That's how WMP used to look back in the day. I think WinXP was the last OS that had the "old school" look for WMP. WinXP was released in 2001, so if someone was 8 years old in 2001, they were born in the 1990s.
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Who am I, where am I 11 months ago
Text message "dear John" before checking out at the register
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kitten levels tokyo 11 months ago
I feel this in the spongy stuff inside my bones that makes RBCs.
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Kelly H. Wilder 11 months ago
Maybe it's campy and possibly a bit pathetic, but I 💖 the precious moments children. The innocence always gave me hope amid a very tumultuous and traumatic childhood. I have very few truly positive memories, but these little figurines are one of them.
R1MV4Superleggera 11 months ago
What the....? And here I thought I was the only one who's Wife suddenly decided to place a porcelain figuring of a angel on top of my PS5, and no,we're NOT old, mid thirties 😄
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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago
Aside from medical workers there's only one person that ever saw me naked though, does that mean I'm not living?
Steve Robert 11 months ago
I'll be seeing my ex-wife for the first time in 39 years since her daughter is now taking care of her. Not looking forward to it. I've never maintained a relationship after the fact for this same reason. There are things you share with only your lover or doctor.
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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago
I generally don't care enough about social interaction to spill anybody's secret, unless it would prevent harm.
Michelle C 11 months ago
Acting like I didn’t hear a thing or also pretending that I have no idea what’s going on helps me keep the secrets, too. If someone trust me with a confidence, I’m keeping it unless I absolutely have to do something about it (example: if a loved one is talking about causing himself or herself or someone else harm, then I would break the confidence to their loved ones, law enforcement, et cetera, as appropriate to prevent a crisis.).
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Elladine DesIsles 11 months ago
Mine is coughing like that right now, and I'm on my way there since he generously shared the germs that have apparently hit half of the population of his fully-in-person, post-pandemic school. Germs that presumably aren't covid , given that we had our boosters last month and have already had it three times so we'd actually probably be far less sick if it were. In Canada, there will forever be kids coughing this way between October and May.
Parmeisan 11 months ago
I was sick for a day last week. One single, solitary day. I think it must have been covid because I'm vaxxed to heck for that. My immune system was like, "This is what we've training for, guys! It's just like the drills! Go, go, go!!" A cold would have been much worse.
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kitten levels tokyo 11 months ago
I keep my heels inside shoes while shopping, so unless they have Xray vision, I'm afraid not.
Chonky Panda 11 months ago
Unfortunately recent studies show that some heels do have X-ray vision 😔
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Michelle C 11 months ago
That has happened to me before. The situation was beyond the teacher’s control (Digital gradebook issues) and she felt bad for the class, too. Thankfully, she was able to fix the issue quickly and we all got excellent grades on the project that initially tanked our overall class grades.
Geoffrey Scott 11 months ago
Parent teacher conference: "So what is with this grade?" "Majority of students did not do well on this excercise". So it's a YOU problem...explanation, comprehension, etc.
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Simon Chen 11 months ago
Look as unapproachable as possible, especially if you a working retail
Michelle C 11 months ago
On especially cold days or days that I have slept terribly the night before, this is true, unfortunately.
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Geoffrey Scott 11 months ago
I was SO mad the slide phone I had would "no longer be supported"
Load More Replies... JessieJ&LilyLovebug 11 months ago
Most iphones I see have cracked screens, so this is impressive for an Apple product.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
I have an Otterbox case (their Defender series, which is basically like tank armor.) I can drop my phone from 5 feet onto concrete (which I do a lot because I'm clumsy) and it sustains zero damage. I've also had my phone in my hand and have gestured forward with my arm/hand and have literally had my phone slip out of my hand to fly 10 feet across the room and smash into the wall (I'm REALLY clumsy) and it's completely undamaged. The Defender case hasn't failed me yet. I cannot fathom people buying a $400-$700+ product and NOT swathing it in the best phone case possible. Yeah, the more protective cases make the phone thicker overall, but I'd rather have a thicker, slightly heavier phone than a cracked screen!
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago
Everyone around him asked him to remove his body parts to make them happy.
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MorticiaRS 11 months ago
OMG the dude at Mickey Ds asked why I was “glaring” at him. Didn’t know I was…
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Owen 11 months ago
Bagels are a vital component in breakfasts. And they need soft cheese.
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Jane No Dough 11 months ago
Spoken like someone not a single cat has ever permitted ownership.
Je souhaite 11 months ago
Not everyone wants to be a crazy cat lady spinster
Load More Replies... Norm Gilmore 11 months ago (edited)
I've had multiple cats (and scratches) over many years and never had them look like that. Not an expert of course, but that looks like an allergic reaction..
Caroline Brooke 11 months ago
I have 4 cats and slightly allergic to them and that’s what it looks like when I’ve been scratched so definitely an allergic reaction!
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 11 months ago
Sorry but they are not cat scratches. And good! You would not make a good cat owner. And you don't hold a cat like that JFC arghh >.<
keyboardtek 11 months ago
My only exposure to cats was when I was a kid at my friends house. The cats hid under the furniture. When I would walk past them, they would reach out and scratch my ankles. The whole household had cut up ankles. I often wondered if they were a family of masochists and that is why they kept that cat.
Cool crow 11 months ago
Want to know a way to deal with cat scratches? Wipe them with hydrogen peroxide. It's a disinfectant and, best of all, it takes away the scratch sting! It's like magic!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
It has been proven scientifically that hydrogen peroxide is NOT a good thing to wipe/pour on wounds, because it literally kills skin cells, white blood cells, and slows the formation/healing of injured blood vessels. The majority of medical professionals advise against using hydrogen peroxide as a disinfectant on cuts/scratches. It hinders the healing process and does more damage on top of the initial injury. It is detrimental. It is not magic. One should instead immediately wash/flush out the scratch/cut with water and apply antibiotic ointment.
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ZuriLovesYou 11 months ago
That's because you and/or your loved ones weren't sick in the hospital.
Simon Chen 11 months ago
Yeah, we had to deal with all the pssed people who tought we are personal responsible that they have to wear a facemask
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Especially after you had a 'cold' for a couple weeks, and lost your sense of taste/smell for one of those weeks, your mate had a 'cold' for a couple months.
Michelle C 11 months ago
Not for me; knowing that several folks in my company might be facing layoffs, experiencing the consequences of isolation following layoffs, and seeing numerous loved ones suffering was no kind of vibe! I pray we never have to go through that again.
Sue User 11 months ago
I interviewed for a job on March 8. I realky wanted to work there. March 20, everything shutdown. Was told hiring on pause until April, then June, then July. Started looking for another job in August.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
As a female who lives in Southern California, I can say that, due to two very... *noticeable* reasons, summers have not been enjoyable since I was age 13 or so XD
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
What's wrong with it being furry? I'd pet it! It looks soft!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
I think they're saying that they feel like time is moving faster than it actually is. It's a perception thing.
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Steve Robert 11 months ago
If your girl asks for one more kiss, you give her five, and see how far that takes you.
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Theoretical Empiricist 11 months ago
You might get more traction if you weren't flipping the bird in the profile pic.
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kitten levels tokyo 11 months ago
We can give it a try. But when a fart comes from deep inside a tortured GI tract and feels like liquid death lapping up around her nostrils, an apology only goes so far.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
"Were"? XD If I were to ever get married, I'd hope my friends would know me well enough to say that I was, and still am, weird XD
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