The only thing better than a clever pun is a stupid pun, because as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, some of them are so bad that you simply have to laugh. Some will make you groan, some will make you facepalm, but all of them are guaranteed to make you smile for one reason or another.
How many can you figure out? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Clinton Hiding In The Bushes
A Stable Relationship
Spotted A Mama Cat Gently Carrying Her Child Today
Layover At The Airport
Black Man Beaten By Police On NYC Sidewalk
UFO Caught On Tape
Found Some Amazing Indian Writing
When You Ask For A Half Pint In Ireland They Take It Literally
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the AI equipped iWatch can warn you of a stroke. The iPhone, being the bigger device, can stop you from dying of a bullet wound to the chest. Yeah, Apple's all about the heart. They're going to market the next iphone as the New, improved, Siri enabled bulletproof apparel, with integrated body cam and facial recognition security identification.
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There are any number of scenarios that would explain how this bullet impacted the phone with minimal force. The phone belongs to a Ukranian soldier, and the round in question is a 5.45x39MM non-fragmenting round (likely fired from an AK-74 rifle). If it's an ordinary round, the best-case scenario is that the round was fired straight into the air, upon reaching apogee, the highest speed the bullet could attain while falling is its terminal velocity, which would be much less than muzzle velocity (90m/s vs 880m/s). It's also possible that this could be a light-weight round intended for use with the silenced version of the AK-74, which only had a muzzle velocity of 303m/s to start with.
Do you have proof about the phone belonging to a soldier?
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Inclined to think it was a stray round from a long way away... iphone-bul...53c1a3.jpg 
When someone shoots at you, first thing you do is check your phone not yourself lol
for the round not to have penetrated the cell phone I am thinking that it was a stray round fired from quite some distance away (it has lost it's momentum and power)- it is not a richochet because the round is not distorted. I don't buy the terrorist attack bull. This could just have easily been extremist Christians
You're a few centuries too late... Extremist christians used to fight with swords and they were called the crusaders.... Anyway, hance the "" in my comment, I did it because I don't consider them as real mouslims. I know if you truly respect Allah, you wouldn't want to make him sad by arrogantly killing around.
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maybe that phone saved someone's life...shrine forever
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Can I have the story of that bullet instead? Cause it kinda seems important.
I'd like to see a backstory to this, maybe it was solely for the pun! Do it for the pun!
I once shot a friend's broken phone with a .22 rifle and muzzle loader. I am awesome.
Periodic Table
My Dad Sent Me A Picture With The Subject: I'm Worried About A Mole I Found On My Arm
I didn't knew I would say that one day, but... that's a cute arm mole!
Not A Huge Fan, To Be Honest
Pine Cone
Holy Shit
Do You Wanna Kiss?
Spring Is Just Around The Corner
Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight
Weekly AA Meeting
Rock Bottom
Ice Ice Baby
Employees Must Wash Hands
I saw a sign in a comedy club that said "employees must wash hands, if an employee is not available, wash them yourself"
Things Are Getting Out Of Hand
Frozen Hispanic
Lost Control
Two Feet Of Snow
Now that's the only two feet of snow I want to see at any given time. LOL
Good News Everybody! The Gas Prices Are Falling
Watching The World Cup
My University Library, Ladies And Gentlemen
Inbred Dog
Made Out Of Just-Ice
My Wife Asked Me To Put The Dinner In The Oven At 120 Degrees... Took Some Doing, But Managed It
I Rewrote History Today
I Knew My Wife Was Hiding Secrets From Me. But This Is Ridiculous
In Germany, You Can Get From Kissing To Wedding In About 5 Hours
My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check."
So Dedicated To The Pun I Went Back To Take This When I Was Running Late For Work
Dead End
people are dying to get in there...it's at the dead centre of town.....I'll get my coat
Chemistree
Actually, it looks like the black guy has the upper hand in that chess game.
You're right it's not funny... ITS HILARIOUS!!! Hahahaha
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Actually, it looks like the black guy has the upper hand in that chess game.
You're right it's not funny... ITS HILARIOUS!!! Hahahaha
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