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The only thing better than a clever pun is a stupid pun, because as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, some of them are so bad that you simply have to laugh. Some will make you groan, some will make you facepalm, but all of them are guaranteed to make you smile for one reason or another.
How many can you figure out? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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#1
Clinton Hiding In The Bushes
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#9
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Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
the AI equipped iWatch can warn you of a stroke. The iPhone, being the bigger device, can stop you from dying of a bullet wound to the chest. Yeah, Apple's all about the heart. They're going to market the next iphone as the New, improved, Siri enabled bulletproof apparel, with integrated body cam and facial recognition security identification.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
There are any number of scenarios that would explain how this bullet impacted the phone with minimal force. The phone belongs to a Ukranian soldier, and the round in question is a 5.45x39MM non-fragmenting round (likely fired from an AK-74 rifle). If it's an ordinary round, the best-case scenario is that the round was fired straight into the air, upon reaching apogee, the highest speed the bullet could attain while falling is its terminal velocity, which would be much less than muzzle velocity (90m/s vs 880m/s). It's also possible that this could be a light-weight round intended for use with the silenced version of the AK-74, which only had a muzzle velocity of 303m/s to start with.
Chess Wizard 7 years ago
Do you have proof about the phone belonging to a soldier?
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Jasper Avelis 7 years ago
Inclined to think it was a stray round from a long way away... iphone-bul...53c1a3.jpg 
Dr. Incognito 7 years ago
When someone shoots at you, first thing you do is check your phone not yourself lol
Andrew Gibb 7 years ago
for the round not to have penetrated the cell phone I am thinking that it was a stray round fired from quite some distance away (it has lost it's momentum and power)- it is not a richochet because the round is not distorted. I don't buy the terrorist attack bull. This could just have easily been extremist Christians
Daria B 7 years ago
You're a few centuries too late... Extremist christians used to fight with swords and they were called the crusaders.... Anyway, hance the "" in my comment, I did it because I don't consider them as real mouslims. I know if you truly respect Allah, you wouldn't want to make him sad by arrogantly killing around.
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Elizabeth Butler 7 years ago
maybe that phone saved someone's life...shrine forever
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Shinomi Chan 7 years ago
Can I have the story of that bullet instead? Cause it kinda seems important.
eleven's eggos 7 years ago
I'd like to see a backstory to this, maybe it was solely for the pun! Do it for the pun!
Ephraim Bane 7 years ago
I once shot a friend's broken phone with a .22 rifle and muzzle loader. I am awesome.
#10
Periodic Table
#11
My Dad Sent Me A Picture With The Subject: I'm Worried About A Mole I Found On My Arm
Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
I didn't knew I would say that one day, but... that's a cute arm mole!
#12
Not A Huge Fan, To Be Honest
#13
Pine Cone
#14
Holy Shit
#15
Do You Wanna Kiss?
#16
Spring Is Just Around The Corner
#17
Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight
#19
Weekly AA Meeting
#20
Rock Bottom
#23
Employees Must Wash Hands
Crazy Cow Lady 7 years ago
I saw a sign in a comedy club that said "employees must wash hands, if an employee is not available, wash them yourself"
#24
Things Are Getting Out Of Hand
#25
Frozen Hispanic
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Lost Control
#27
Two Feet Of Snow
Carol Blackburn 7 years ago
Now that's the only two feet of snow I want to see at any given time. LOL
#28
Good News Everybody! The Gas Prices Are Falling
#29
Watching The World Cup
#30
My University Library, Ladies And Gentlemen
#31
Inbred Dog
#32
Made Out Of Just-Ice
#33
My Wife Asked Me To Put The Dinner In The Oven At 120 Degrees... Took Some Doing, But Managed It
#34
I Rewrote History Today
#35
I Knew My Wife Was Hiding Secrets From Me. But This Is Ridiculous
#36
In Germany, You Can Get From Kissing To Wedding In About 5 Hours
#37
My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check."
#38
So Dedicated To The Pun I Went Back To Take This When I Was Running Late For Work
#39
Dead End
Andrew Gibb 7 years ago
people are dying to get in there...it's at the dead centre of town.....I'll get my coat
#40
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Sion Reespolee 7 years ago
Actually, it looks like the black guy has the upper hand in that chess game.
Bronson 7 years ago
You're right it's not funny... ITS HILARIOUS!!! Hahahaha
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Sion Reespolee 7 years ago
Actually, it looks like the black guy has the upper hand in that chess game.
Bronson 7 years ago
You're right it's not funny... ITS HILARIOUS!!! Hahahaha
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