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Not every bit of content we consume has to be profound or complicated. Sometimes all we need is a quick, innocent laugh, and that's exactly the vibe of the Facebook page Puns, which has already built a massive following of 2.1 million fans.
While the page definitely lives up to its name by making posts focused on wordplay, it's not limited to just that — you can also find other forms of corny dad jokes that make you groan and chuckle at the same time.
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#1
I Can't Quite Wrap My Head Around This Joke
Gebidozo 3 months ago (edited)
Looks like the hindustry is in a state of confucian. I heard Jew could buy muslim fabric without any protestants.
The Cute Cat 3 months ago
How many religion joke you could do in one sentence?
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#2
Talk About Brief Introductions…
Auntriarch 3 months ago
I called my first car Fido in the desperate hope that someone would ask why, then I would have answered "well it's obviously not a Rover". Nobody ever did though...
Mary Peace 3 months ago
If I'd known you, I would have asked you, just to see the delight in your face when you replied!
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Uncle Schmickle 3 months ago
I call my guard dogs Rolex and Omega because they're " Watch dogs " !
In 2019, the term dad joke made it into Merriam-Webster's Dictionary as "a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny," but humor researcher Marc Hye-Knudson said this definition raises questions.
"How, for one thing, are we to make sense of the apparent popularity of dad jokes given that they are explicitly said to be 'unfunny'? Even those definitions of the genre that do not specifically use the word 'unfunny' include similar slights, calling them 'lame' (Dictionary.com), 'hackneyed' (OED), or 'embarrassingly bad' (Urban Dictionary)," he explained.
#3
No Lies Detected
ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 3 months ago
Oh wow, this picture was old back when I found the internet. Always lovely to see those memorabilia. ^.^
Mary Peace 3 months ago
Sorry I'm a young upstart (in my 60s) seeing this for the 1st time.
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#4
French Kiss
#5
Never Is
LLP-roundincircles 3 months ago
Not to string this along, but let's bow to the obvious, it sonata good idea to bass your response on forte.
Uncle Panda 3 months ago
He should be drummed out of the orchestra for cymbalizing violins against the world.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 months ago
Bard-chery training finally paid off. Your arrows shall sing the song of your fallen enemies... XP XD
Russell Bowman 3 months ago
What's all this I hear about violins on TV? I think we need more violins and less of that loud rock music. And furthermore ... Remember when SNL was funny?
It might seem tempting to simply dismiss dad jokes as bad jokes and accuse dads of just having a bad sense of humour, but Hye-Knudsen believes that would be a mistake.
"When considered properly, dad jokes are an intricately multi-layered and fascinating phenomenon that reveals a lot not just about how humour and joke-telling work but also about fathers' psychology and their relationships with their children," he said.
According to the scientist, dad jokes work on at least three levels: as puns, as anti-humor, and as a kind of weaponized anti-humor when dads use them to teasingly annoy and/or embarrass their children.
#6
Not Watch She Was Expecting
Michael P. 3 months ago
You can get many Apple Watch models at any apple orchard: Granny Smith, McIntosh, Fuji, Honeycrisp, etc.
#7
Why Just Why
#8
Plumber Of The Year
#9
The Perfect Sign Doesn't Exi-
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 months ago
And when we are done, we send you on your way saying "Shooooe! Shoooooe!" XP XD
Normally, when someone shifts to their humoros side, it is typically signalled through a change in tone or the use of what Hye-Knudsen calls discursive markers (e.g. "have you heard the one about…").
"Dad jokes flagrantly violate this norm by following up this shift with a thoroughly tame pun. A dad joke can thus be so stupid, so lame, so unfunny that this paradoxically makes it funny," he said.
"In this sense, dad jokes can be considered a type of 'anti-humor' – humor derived from violating the norms of humor production itself."
#10
For Real Doe
Gebidozo 3 months ago
Two gay deer walk out of the bar. One of them shakes his head and says, “Man, I can’t believe I just blew five bucks in there”
FranSinclair 3 months ago (edited)
Dad was outside grilling burgers. Susie asked "what kind of meat is that?" Dad says "ill give you a hint. Its what mom calls me!" Susie "Johnny dont eat it! Its a*s hole!"
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UKGrandad 3 months ago
Their leader, Rudolf, is a communist. It was Rudolf who told them to get to shelter before they got wet. How did Rudolf know that there was going to be a downpour? Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 months ago
Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Rudolph: In this rain, HELLS NO!!! I want to stay as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, not Rudolph the Red-Nosed Roadkill!!! XP XD
Philly Bob 3 months ago (edited)
And in other news, Rudolph commits śuicide after Santa upgrades to GPS.
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Bryan Wright 3 months ago
If you had the option of 1. standing in the rain or 2. under a shelter, wouldn't you pick option 2.
SkippityBoppityBoo 3 months ago (edited)
Rude/Horrible joke about Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer coming up... "Why was his nose so bright?"... "Co cai..ne and alcohol my dear... Night night!"....
#11
Holy Cow
#12
Amazing
#13
Oh No
Sooke Felis 3 months ago
Brits laugh a lot except when talking about the weather and queuing 🤣
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Wordplay, the main focus of this Facebook page, is especially nice. When behavioral scientist Dr. Cody Gibson was still pursuing his doctoral degree at Northern Illinois University, he was "cutting up" with psychology professor Brad Sagarin, and they set out to determine whether punsters took sadistic enjoyment from the pained responses of listeners.
However, after conducting two related surveys on humor with a total of more than 300 college-student respondents, Gibson and Sagarin discovered otherwise.
#14
You Have His Word
Uncle Panda 3 months ago
He'll Excel if he can Access his Power, Point himself in a new direction, join some Teams, and improve his Outlook.
Sam Trudeau 3 months ago
Someone stole my Limbo stick. Whoever did it, really, how low can you go?
#15
History Lesson
Gebidozo 3 months ago (edited)
They also acknowledge the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Get Seth, the founder of the first sports competition that would become the prototype of the Olympic Games. Finally, no Olympic race would be complete without Gogh, the impoverished brother of the famous painter Vincent Van Gogh. Stripped of his nobility rank, Gogh became so upset that he ran 100 meters for only 9.35 dollars.
Apatheist Account2 3 months ago
That's pronounced "Hook", or more commonly "goff", not "go". It doesn't work in Europe. For a nation of European immigrants, the US is really bad at European languages.
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#16
Seacow
Gebidozo 3 months ago
Calf of these posts are about animals. That’s just a load of bull. They’re cowards! Where are the histaurical puns, the bovine prophecies, the ungulatest news? Udderly disappointing…. I’d ruminate on that if I were them.
First, most punsters were not found to have a liking for causing pain in others. As for people on the receiving end, "Puns were found to be one of the types of jokes most enjoyed by audiences," Gibson explained.
"We learned that groans in response to puns might actually be insincere, or even an indication of approval," he added. "It may seem like it's popular to hate on puns, but it's sort of a tongue-in-cheek way of saying, 'That's a good one.'"
Along with observational humor, puns appeared to be enjoyed by more than 90% of their respondents.
#17
Was The Prize Taxable
Fack Suckerberg 3 months ago
This is the exact level of humor I would expect from accountants.
#18
Otterly Amazing
#19
Apparently, He’s A Dog Fancy-Er
Interestingly, the researchers did find traces of everyday sadism—a personality trait that describes an individual's tendency to find enjoyment in the suffering of others—in some other types of jokes, such as scatological and insult humor. These types of jokes were found to be more divisive than others and avoided by nearly half of survey participants.
"Humor is pretty complicated and can serve different functions for tellers and listeners," Sagarin said. "It may be appealing to different people for different reasons."
These posts, however, seem pretty harmless!
#20
It's Knight Time
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 months ago (edited)
Though they still sleep with their claymores next to the bed XP XD
#21
I'm Surprised She Hasn't Left Me Yet
Stephanie Fay 3 months ago (edited)
in ten years the party will be 42 seconds long. WOO HOO!!
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Good Knight
Bartlet for world domination 3 months ago
I would wake up with all kinds of hair tangled up in it.
#23
Oh Deer
#24
Gets Me Every Time
Gebidozo 3 months ago
That doctor has some gall. Hope he won’t bile out after that joke. I mean, I was just kidneying. I’ve waited for this such a lung time…
Uncle Panda 3 months ago (edited)
I don't have much stomach for this type of regurgitated punishment and I can e'spleen why. It's alimentary, my dear Gebidozo. They just keep getting bladder and bladder, like urethra into the bowels of humor to pull out another one.
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#25
Groan
#26
Faceless Mountain
Bryan Wright 3 months ago (edited)
Just wait until the MAGA morons desecrate it. The Great Peacemaker who only asks for a little piece of this and a little piece of that.
Cynthia Marrs 3 months ago
It's fine now. Certainly doesn't need another head, especially a stupid one.
Tom Hardeveld 3 months ago
before it became the most redicilous stone on the face of the earth
#27
Wood You Merry Me
WindySwede 3 months ago
Classics swe movie: hqdefault.jpg 
but named titanic..
Glix Drap 3 months ago
Fred: Boat number 9, time to come in. Bill: We don't gave a boat number 9. Fred: Boat 6 are you in trouble?
Robert Millar 3 months ago
Some names of boats on the Göta Kanal: Dud, Blackhead, and my all time favourite Windbreaker.
Norm Gilmore 3 months ago
My youngest sister when about 3 years went to say Teapot but it came out as PeePot. So yeah, that became the boats name... (No we weren't well off. Dad scored a little worn out speed boat some how and enjoyed tinkering with it. I can't remember it ever going back out on the water...) :-)
Auntriarch 3 months ago
Apparently I spoonerised it and it came out Pee Tot. No I haven't been allowed to forget it.
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#28
The Title Doesn't Really Cell It Accurately
#29
Ke Nobi Do That
#30
Must Have Been A Rough Draft
#31
Absolutely Zero Chance A Horse Drew This
#32
I Love This
#33
As The Coffee Just Came Out Of My Nose
#34
Gets Me Every Time
Philly Bob 3 months ago
The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That’s Cole’s Law.
#35
They Do Come In Handy
#36
Might As Well Pack It In
Philly Bob 3 months ago
Leave Sue outta this, she's just the flight attendant.
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Finally Happened
Adam Zad 3 months ago
"Jake, from State Farm" is part of their commercials.
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A Middle Aged Woman
Geoffrey Scott 3 months ago
Robin Williams?.. "What's the difference between a wicker basket, and a wicker box?".."A wicker basket is what you use for a picnic, wicker box is what Elmer Fudd wishes to do to Madonna".
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 months ago
Once more, I think this pretty lass may very well be dating Scott Steiner... XP XD
#39
Czech Out This Baghdad Joke
#40
He Feels Left Out Now
Wyndmere 3 months ago
I don't have a Movie Cube, just a TV. Where can I get one?
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Ian Webling 3 months ago
Alright is not a word. It should be all right. Which also sounds better. (Takes off pedant's hat and exits - right, of course.)
#41
Iron Man Straightens Them Out
Wyndmere 3 months ago
Okay, is that a quote from a movie or something? How did the kids foil your plans? All us aluminums wanna know.
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#42
Does This Count
#43
Now That's A Large Pooh
#44
Exactly
#45
Eye See What She Did There
#46
Om
#47
Why Is This Funny
#48
If Your Man Looks Like That, He's A Keeper
WindySwede 3 months ago
I have gotten stung through that kind, not impossible under certain circumstances.
#49
Some Would Say This Goes Against The Grain
#50
Lifelong Dream Achieved
#51
This Hertz
#53
Oh That's Bad
Wyndmere 3 months ago
He can't he los his case, and they threw the book at him. Rock won. In other words, Rock - 1, Smith - 0
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Oh, it’s ok.. rock, paper, scissors. I get it now.
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*slow Claps*
Inservio Smurf 3 months ago
I love this dog so much. Just that enthused face, you can tell this is an amazingly fun dog.
#56
How Dairy Do Such A Thing
#57
There’s A Price Toupe
UKGrandad 3 months ago
Someone stole the toilets from the police station. Detectives say they have nothing to go on.
Apatheist Account2 3 months ago (edited)
Someone released all the police dogs from the pound. They don't have any leads. Someone else dug a big hole in the car park; police are looking into it.
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Had Me In Stitches
#59
Hence The Silence
#60
Shockingly True
Bill Mills 3 months ago
Cause and effect: People are shocked because I’m not a good electrician.
#61
It's Baloney
#62
Clearly He Had Some Tres-Mendous Skills
#63
What A Plane Joke
#64
I Can't
#65
Nothing I Can Do
#66
Aggravated
Tom Hardeveld 3 months ago
"Docter, I'm afraid of backstories" "When did this start?" "It strated whenaaAAAAAAHHHHH!"
#67
Ding Dong Be Like
Irishwoman abroad 3 months ago
This is so, sooooo bad, I just have to tell someone this joke tomorrow
#69
Please Don’t Resort To Violins And Anger
Ace 3 months ago
Never thought about it before, but it took me a second to get that one cos we Brits pronounce it more like tyuba than tooba, which I realise (assume?) is a normal American pronunciation.
Eggwodd 3 months ago
Going thru my hubbies childhood memories box,I held u a large fabric circle w/elastic sewn into the hem. "Whats this" I asked. "It's a tuba cover, it stretches to cover the open end" he replied. "Why"? Not everone loves the band, it's to stop the crowd from throwing things into it, like donuts, bagels"... yep, I married a band nerd.
#70
Then I Was Going Through Withdrawals
#71
Now He Has Nobody To Go Out With
#72
Pasta La Vista Baby
#73
Ive Got A Secret
#74
Not As Whisky As Wobbing A Bank
#75
Shortcuts To Math
Lady Eowyn 3 months ago
As a short person, I resent being referred to as a thing. /s because I have dyscalculia.
Wyndmere 3 months ago
You are definitely not a thing. If you really have dyscalculia, I'm sorry you have such difficulties. -- If you're simply keeping with the theme of this joke, it shows you're not up to it yet.
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There Are Many Things That I Would Like To Say To You, But I Don’t Know How…
#77
Souljaboardtellem
#78
This Is Soupposed To Be Funny
#79
That's A Well Seasoned Pun
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Apatheist Account2 3 months ago
This is already there in one of the comments, currently #73.
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BossyCloud 3 months ago
Aw why did you delete it? Now I'll never know what it was :(
Load More Replies... Michael Reid 3 months ago
That's sarcasm you fool these posts aren't sarcastic
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 3 months ago
This is already there in one of the comments, currently #73.
Load More Replies... BossyCloud 3 months ago
Aw why did you delete it? Now I'll never know what it was :(
Load More Replies... Michael Reid 3 months ago
That's sarcasm you fool these posts aren't sarcastic
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