No matter how adorable and innocent cats may seem, their looks are deceiving. These tiny balls of fur are out of control and they are not planning to learn how to behave any time soon. The least their owners can do is is share their feline friends' mischievous with other cat owners. The Instagram account @cat_shaming provided them such opportunity.
Over the years the account has gathered an amusing gallery of thousands of fluffy 'criminals' and made their misdeeds public. We here at the Bored Panda prepared a second list of the best offenders because cats will never change their ways!
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"Hello my name is Connie (not my actual name as I'm a stray and the family I harass gave me that name) I was fed once and now I expect to be fed everyday and if I'm not fed I'll meow until they come out and feed me and if they ignore me then I meow and stare at them from the kitchen window (without blinking) till they do."
Can I but in that last July a tiny kitten showed up on our patio. She had a cough and cloudy eyes. I was two days from foot surgery and could not take her in, physically or financially because we have two cats that turned 16 yesterday! We took her to the vet for overnight drag while we scrambled to find someone to adopt her. A coworker of my husband drove over an hour the next day to look at her, paid all the vet bills to treat her infection and took her home. We’re going to their house to tonight to see that kitty for the first time since July! And first time for me to meet her new parents! I’m so excited!
Load More Replies...Um. You have a cat now. You belong to that cat. You cannot opt out. Lol
We had a stray in our neighborhood. She was "working" three different families on our block. She finally adopted the family next door who, coincidentally, presented her with the best menu selections.
You'd prefer the poor cat just to starve quietly? And I agree with the others. She's your responsibility now.
We have 5. We have had up to EIGHT. We live near two rivers and a veterinarian office where folks like to drop off their animals and speed away. The cats make their way to our house where me and my wife take care of them for the rest of their lives.
I hate to ask...but did your cat leave anything for you in there?
That's a classic cat move, lol. Here's mine putting his butt all over my just folded t-shirts. I had left them alone for less than 10 seconds. Look how proud he is of himself. Sammy_Clot...beb680.jpg
He want's to keep his tushy warm or he misses you and wants to stay close to your things lol
Load More Replies...The cat is not seeing or pooing. They don’t leave their tails down when doing either. He’s just sitting on it.
Daily! If your cat tolerates weekly cleanings, it has lost its will to be feline...
Load More Replies...I don't care what they do... I love them with all of my heart. mostly I just call them little idiots. (-:
I have a cat who can pee in anything without losing a drop! we have to lay an old dryer door over the stove top or he pees in the well of the burner. I clean it and then burn off the smell. wow. so we put a plastic container on top of it and he pees in there. perfectly. yeah, a male who can hit the target... go figure.
"Hobbes here. I like to freak out visiting humans by draping myself over the electric fireplace. Don’t worry, it’s not hot, plus, it gets me all kinds of attention (which I promptly ignore and pretend to hate)."
I had a pawsome kitty named Hobbes, too!! She lived to be 19 and was the best kitty ever. One of our current 5 kitties (that we rescued in her honor) is named Calvin!
What's the point of an electrical fireplace if it doesn't warm up the room ??
The bottom red grill looking thing probably blows the hot air while the top stays room temp.
Load More Replies...We have a wood burning fireplace and have a large screen around it to keep sparks in and cats out. Bart gets so close and sleeps for hours. You touch her and you would think she would spontaneously combust!
My cat used to do the same. But over a gas fireplace. Couldn't believe how hot her body was. Weird.
My cat, Midnite, used to drape herself across the radiators, she absolutely would have done this
"My name is Salt and I cost my mom $330 for a vet appointment only for them to diagnose me with being stressed since my moms boyfriend (who I like better) was gone for a week. Here I am in his lap. Love you, daddy!!!"
Did they give Salt some kitty Xanax? An employer had to get her cat some when her boyfriend left.
My parents' cat had the same problem when my dad was at the hospital for heart problems.. :(
"Dodger here... I really enjoy laying on the desktop keyboard, I enjoy it even more when I hit the right keys and print off 62 pages from an insurance website. I’m a very important kitty."
Once my cat did something that changed the appearance of my browser and I haven't been able to undo it. Will try uninstalling and reinstalling one of these days.
Well, that's all fine and dandy guys, but don't come complaining to me about your upset stomach and don't puke in my shoes!!
Ants kill and eat pray, also know as raw meat. I think they'll be fine.
Load More Replies..."My name is Milo and I make my human carry me to bed every night. If she refuses I will argue with her and sit down and wait until she picks me up and takes me to bed with her. Why should I walk? I am king."
Yes indeed! This cat knows he's royalty and by golly, everyone else should get the message as well!
Load More Replies...So what you’re really saying is that you’re pussy-whipped by your actual cat...
So beautiful cat. He is right. He should not put feets on the floor.
Like my cat Adam. He was bitten by a dog as a boy and had his left rear thighbone shattered. A surgeon managed to put it back together but jumping has been hard for him. So, I lift him whenever I'm around and he wants up somewhere. I'm retired with lots of time on my hands, so I spoil him, a bit.
My cats makes me carry her to the bowl to eat, although she is perfectly capable to walk. She just doesn't feel like it.
My last cat had surgery on his leg, and I felt so guilty over it that I did absolutely everything for him! I cooked chicken breast. He finally got to where he’d eat cat food so he was getting canned and dry, delivered to him or he was delivered to it. Delivery lasted quite a while, 2 litter boxes, water in the living room and the kitchen. Anything I could think of, I did for him to try to make it easier on him, all because of my guilty conscience. Finally about a month or so in, I heard a thump in the kitchen, and I went to check it out. He was up on the counter, and he meowed at me like “Look ma!! I did it all by myself!!” And he’d never jumped on counters before. But all special treatment stopped cold turkey!!
Load More Replies..."My name is raven or rather raven Houdini. I can master any cone they put on my head! So mom has just resorted to putting old baby dresses on me! Have yet to figure out how to lick my stitches with this device on..."
Looking at that scowl, you should probably be scared of this one too
Load More Replies..."This is Kyo, who has repeated this process four times already this morning!"
Ugh. Why can't the humans just prop the door wide open all the live long day so that we can go in and out and in and out and in and out....
And then after going in and out of the open door we'll complain about the temp in the house!
Load More Replies...I've discovered that the food in the dish is not acceptable.. this will stop if the food is changed.
"This is Phoenix who likes shoe designing and then relaxing. For order contact slippereater@phoenix.com"
Hmmm, you could probably sell those cat-designed shoes to hipsters at Coachella and make a pretty penny.
Wow, I thought they were made of lace. What an artistic bite Phoenix has!
I swear this looks exactly like my cat that I lost about 3 weeks ago....in Baton Rouge lol. Same coloring same face. if that back leg has a white spot in the middle of the tabby spot then that would be my cat Jinx...
"Bit my human two seconds after taking this picture, Happy Valentine's Day!"
Hey StonedPanda it's possible this human didn't do that to the cat, right? Maybe they adopted it and are just truly cat loving kind humans.
"Hi it’s me Maki, this is my bowl idk why my mom keeps putting fruit in it."
I desperately want to kiss those beautiful black kitty tote pads! 💋💋💋
Don't shame Maki, or he might end up with a $300 vet diagnosis for stress
You are driving Nico crazy with your torturous shaming social media posts. Stop it. #FreeNico.
It's okay. My guinea pig managed to get stuck in his hayball, Nico. You are not alone.
Hello. I am not trying to be rude. Just friendly advice :) I have piggies too. Hayballs are not for them for this exact reason. It could really hurt them, even kill, they could suffocate or break their necks. Please find a more safe replacement :)
Load More Replies...My old cat Vera would chew on/eat any bit of plastic she could find. I had no idea I had so much plastic going on until I inherited her from my friends!
I have a cat does the same thing. I wake up to hear him crinkling a wrapper he found somewhere. He even tries to eat tape off of packages. I haven 't a clue why.
Load More Replies..."My name is Leia and since my hooman got himself a roomba I demand it be turned on when I'm bored. And everyone knows roombas work best at night."
sorry it wont let me edit only delete..... and do roombas come in cardboard boxes?
Load More Replies...Too funny! Does she like riding on the Roomba as well? I've seen cats and small dogs ride on them.
My dog turns mine on when he feels like I am not paying enough attention to him then he "plays" with it.
My friend’s foster kitties have learned how to turn the roomba on and will play with it until the batteries die.
"My name is Colonel Mustard and I refused to be nice to my aunt, even though she came over to feed me my favorite food twice a day for eleven days while my parents were out of town. I protested her presence the entire time "
Sounds like my cat who tipped his litter box over when my sister was trying to scoop the poop XD
"You can't rob my real human of the pleasure!"
Load More Replies...My friend's cat, Sable Sue would be furious if he dare leave for more than an overnight. He always had someone come every day to make sure she was OK, and make sure her bowl was full of food and the water fresh. I haven't a clue how she knew the day he was coming back, but inevitably, he would walk into the apt. and she had defecated all over the place! He would be furious, but would just clean it all up, then call the cat sitter to see if she had done this the evening before when she came over to care for Sable. Every time, the cat sitter would say, "No, she was perfectly fine, but the litter was clean for a few days except for urinating." She must have saved it up. Sable Sue lived to be 22 years old.
Most likely, the Colonel ignored you for a few days after you got back as punishment for leaving him!
"Look at the toy my mom bought me!"
“I’m ready for next year’s Met Gala. Sure hope the theme is Ornamentation!”
Maybe I'm not "seeing" this correctly but where is this cats body?? Anyone? Anyone?
Hope they took a good photo of this - they had next years Christmas card!
"Hello ! I am Munini and I live in the countryside of southern France. I have already killed an olive tree while sharpening my claws but today I preferred something more chic, more urban ... Chanel."
Nooooooooooo! Not the Chanel!!!! At least Munini has impeccable taste.
Mine too...which I was yet to wear. Every now and again I pull it out of its box, look and it and sob a little.
Load More Replies..."This is Boo. He spent the day alone and this happened."
Judging by the look on his face, someone else must have made this mess. Clearly it wasn't Boo
Of course not. How could they dare accuse him? Poor boo.
Load More Replies...There obviously a break in and Boo fought gallantly to save his hooman's domain. He deserves a medal.
So someone broke into your appartment, drank your beer, made a mess and the first thing that comes to your mind is: "The cat must have done it."
"I chased a stray kitteh from my garden and almost had my ear bitten off.
Now I'm on antibiotics and contemplating my life's choices. 10/10 will do it again"
"Hello my name is Yuki I am a carb addict. I chew through unattended bread bags and act dumb when Mum asks me what happened."
Why do cats like plastic bags so much?? Both of mine will chew on any plastic I accidentally leave out... Bread, market, whatever.... So weird and it's scary because I am worried they'll swallow a piece!
It's pica, usually because of nutrition deficits or even hormonal issues. Pregnant women often develop pica, craving things like chalk, dirt,etc. I had a nail I would suck on. Usually harmless, but with it being plastic, get kitty checked, you just need to make a small dietary adjustment.
Load More Replies...I'm glad to know I don't have the only breadcat in the world. We have no idea why she's like that. We think she's just fat with poor eating habits just like the rest of us.
"This is Astro. He needs to be shamed for eating my eye test certificate which was needed for my drivers license application. Thank goodness my optometrist is a cat lover too!"
My permanent drivers license somehow, magically, has teeth and chew marks all along the edge that was sticking out of my wallet one day. Neither cat has admitted guilt....
"Second pic explains why the cone had to be put on in the first place. He swallowed a piece of string which was coming out of the...other hole. Fun experience for all."
Watch out who you say that to - the Fortniters hide everywhere
Load More Replies...Actually a very serious problem. My cat somehow ate a string that had been tied around a ham. It wrapped around part of her intestines. $1200 and 8 surgical hours later, my amazing vet had somehow got all of it out and saved my cat. My cat went on to live to 21. She was 8 when she had surgery. Keep cats away from all string.
Yeah, I've actually seen a few cats pass away from string consumption. It really screws up the intestines. Serious stuff. Dunno why yarn is the "standard cat toy".
Load More Replies...NEVER PULL THE STRING AS ITS COMING OUT CUT IT AND GO TO THE VET!! Sorry I just want to make sure everyone know how much tugging on that string could screw up the animal's insides really bad!! Ok enough being all responsible look at how pissed that kitty face is!!
That killed a cat we loved. He swallowed thread, one end wrapped around his back teeth, the other end went through his digestive tract, and over two days when we couldn't figure out why he was losing weight so rapidly, his intestines were trying to tug the string through and became irreparably lacerated.
"Yes, we had a repairman in the house...Yes, she kept biting his hand...Yes, she was very proud of herself..."
Letting your animal bite a service person in your home is a d**k move.
"I’m Duncan. My litter box isn’t sufficient."
Ouch. He clearly marks the baby's potty, which might mean he feels unsecure. Many people having a newborn often forget and neglect their animals, which can result in behavioural problems. Please give attention to your pets as well when you have a child :)
Next step is to put the potty seat on the regular toilet seat. And remember the treats and praise! ;-)
Hooman babe needs potty no more. I take potty for my royal self. Period.
"Hi, my name is Winnie. I may only have one eye, but I was still able to calculate the exact distance I needed to push in order to introduce this entire pizza to the floor."
I have a dog who is blind in one eye. But he does just fine.
Load More Replies...Haha, my friends have a cat with 3 legs, her name is Peg Leg Peggy, these 2 could be pirate friends!
We had a cat with 3 legs named Discount because he was 25% off. :)
Load More Replies...My best friend had a cat who enjoyed sitting on top of nice, warm pizza boxes, thereby guaranteeing all the toppings would be firmly adhered to the lid.
"It wasn't me"
“The dog did it.” -We don’t have a dog. “It was a random dog who just ran through here.” -What did he look like? “Dog shaped.”
Bart Simpson: I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Load More Replies...Well, if you're going to erect a multi-level cat hammock, at least make sure it's stable.
Hard to believe one little furball can cause that much destruction!
The same look as my previous cat, after she done something bad! :-) God, after all these years, I still miss her...........
"I am Krisu. I had surgery 3 days ago to remove a tumour. I got out of my cone, bodysuit, dressing, and humom's last resort is to stare at me for 7 days to make sure the stitches stay on. Humom will go crazy soon."
They said they tried a bodysuit, I doubt a dress would be harder to get out of...
Load More Replies...My Yato had a neutering surgery and it went sideways (he got infection afterwards, very nasty). He had to sit in a cone, since he was licking the wound and making it worse. I couldn't stand his misery so I spent all my free time (out of work, and started going earlier, so he would sit in that damn thing only 5 hours alone) staring at him and making sure he doesn't lick it. Was hell, would do it all over again if needed. #PatientHumom
My cat used to walk through her cone, and it would end up around her waist looking like a tutu.
Cut off the tube part of a tube off then put the tube over his head and stretch from under arms to hips. Worked for me anyway.
we take an over sized light cotton sweatshirt. cut off the sleeves, put a couple arm holes in and they wear a sweater till they don't need it anymore.
"One of us peed on the bed right next to humommy last night, but we won't tell her who. - Milo & Remi"
I'm betting on the Maine C**n. He's got that "look" : don't fk with me, I did it and I'm glad.
Believe it or not, this is common behaviour. It was the big cat who is pissed (lol) at mommy for bringing home the other little urchin.
Not to take away from the funny, but it was most likely the grown kitty protesting the kitten. Mine did this when I got a kitten.
"This is Isla and she has a habit of getting stuck in the blinds"
Cut the strings! We nearly lost a kitten at our rescue when he got his leg caught and was hanging upside down.
We went through the building and cut all the loops on the blinds.
Load More Replies..."My girlfriend and I made biscuits.."
Who said the cat isn't his girlfriend? I mean, I would date a cat.
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My cat I use to have (I still miss her so much :( ) would like to climb on top of my hot water heater and sit. One day she fell behind the hot water heater and was stuck in a handstand position. I had to use a broom to use as a lever to raise her high enough to grab her tail. She never wanted to sit on the water heater after that.
Smokey decided he could fit in the tiny hole like the kitten could. He was not happy to be stuck. 20180204_1...599e1a.jpg
My one-year-old kitty hops up on the counter, takes a single cherry tomato from a bowl in her teeth, hops back down and bats it all around the floor until it turns into a smush pile
put nuts or haselnuts (with shells) in the bowl, it will be less messy (one of my cats used to do that too).
Load More Replies...Think mine needs to be on here. We allow him to drink out of the shower as it is the only water he will now drink. Thing is he has to make a fuss about it when he does, at 17 should only be another few years of his other behaviours to go.
I fed a stray cat, now it considered my house as its lair The positive side, no more mouse in my house
My cat I use to have (I still miss her so much :( ) would like to climb on top of my hot water heater and sit. One day she fell behind the hot water heater and was stuck in a handstand position. I had to use a broom to use as a lever to raise her high enough to grab her tail. She never wanted to sit on the water heater after that.
Smokey decided he could fit in the tiny hole like the kitten could. He was not happy to be stuck. 20180204_1...599e1a.jpg
My one-year-old kitty hops up on the counter, takes a single cherry tomato from a bowl in her teeth, hops back down and bats it all around the floor until it turns into a smush pile
put nuts or haselnuts (with shells) in the bowl, it will be less messy (one of my cats used to do that too).
Load More Replies...Think mine needs to be on here. We allow him to drink out of the shower as it is the only water he will now drink. Thing is he has to make a fuss about it when he does, at 17 should only be another few years of his other behaviours to go.
I fed a stray cat, now it considered my house as its lair The positive side, no more mouse in my house
