35 Jokes That Programmers Should Have No Trouble Relating To, As Shared In This Online Group

Hint: your last one you created was 7*&^*&gjHtujhgjkHG87686Jhg675&^*&^*&)YTYTEytffwjh

Then maybe you can teII me if the 4th character is an I or an l. Because l've been trying for so Iong to get back my NetfIix

I have a giant list of assorted passwords in my phone. And then I only need to remember one

lol the hacker unintentionally helped

Make all your passwords "incorrect" so Windows will always remind you what it is ;) or just go with Password12345 since it is still one of the most commonly used

The top left pic of Snoop always makes me happy.

This was so much fun I started over thinking and gave up 🤣

You say something your way, I say the same in other people's way. Sometimes you pay, sometimes the other people pay. Sometimes it's pro bono and nobody pays, but I'm happy with that (Translators Without Borders).

I tell machines to make smaller machines. Oh. That sounds like I'm impregnating them.

"I told the computers to do things. I think they're starting to revolt. Please send help..."

I look at screen and make drinks sometimes it wokrs

I hate this c**p. They make the APIs incompatible with older versions or they make some new library dependency.

Me and indesign, an eternal tale

My boyfriend is a programmer and he dislikes cooking since recepies never are clear enough unlike programming which is *insanely* precise.

Truth

And they don't take up more space than your whole computer.

Obviously right?

Yes, but not Rich Tea, as you can only use them once. #onedips.

Wait, what do the English call what Americans call biscuits?

Legit question!

I mean, do they?

I don't see anything in this picture!

car not found.

The only thing that would make this better is if the car was blue.

Camouflaged car!

"We can throw you a custom 404, if you buy the car! "

Next Generation: "oh, you 3D-printed the 3D printer!"

working in walmart in the mid 90's-ish, in the media department. I had the register for the cameras and across from me, a slightly older gentleman manned the other. We were both behind the registers, talking about CDs, and this young lady, I think 15, listened for a bit and then asked "I know what 8-track is, my uncle had one, but what's vinyl?" His and my head hit the counter simultaneously.....

Don't remind me of printers. You know, the old ones, with the looooooong paper that went 'iiieeeuw, iieuuuw, gzriii, tak! tak! tak! tak! gzriiii .....' about three lines per minute? Time for a cup of coffee again.

LOL 😆

this one does hit you in the old.

Just be like "hmmm maybe I'll walk around for a bit then I can try to figure out how to find my problem" *five hours later * "never mind I give up"

I used talk at my code all the time with a whole lot of cursing. I'd have people come to my office asking who I was talking like that to, lol. I don't understand how people program any other way.