40 ‘Shockingly’ Good Programmer Jokes And Memes From This Online Group (New Pics)

I hate this

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THIS!!!

I want a setting in my browser that lets me say, "No, I do not want to subscribe to ANY newsletters, EVER!!!"

How i wish you where joking

Dad joke at its finest

I hate you too 😭

You must be a Cafe Babe then . ;-)

I will be using this.

This gets old so quickly.

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For those of us with ADHD, it's a way of life. Our visual scanning skills used for memory retrieval are so important that if we put something away out of sight, it no longer exists until it appears in our field of view again. Everything left out is literally a post-it note. Because others don't understand this, we tend to get a lot of grief.

brilliant

Dnop, I say, dnop.

the joke is a programermes wife asked him to get a gallon of milk, and iff there are eggs get 10, he came home with 10 gallons of milk.

I mean he’s not wrong

I like this kid. When tasked with naming a folder to collect mail from a dummy version of mail tool, I called it dnesmail, because it was a backwards version of sendmail.

BRILLIANT!

I feel seen!

I've sort of done that. Fixed something, gone home, thought of better way of doing it late at night, gone in the next morning and completely rewrote the fix. One of the curses of software is that there are an infinite number of possible solutions to every problem; one needs to stop at finding a good enough solution, not keep looking for a perfect solution.

I fix bugs in my sleep. I literally dream my way through the code.

I can't sleep because there has to be a better of doing it than that. How about if I..... Repeat ad infinitum.

Been there... oh so many times...

Sounds funny but kind of true. I was taught the importance of knowing how to research information. Back then - libraries, reference material etc - wasn't any internet. But these days "googling" makes sense. There is a bit of a knack to doing it well and weeding out the white noise. Still, I don't think I would list it on a CV. Or at the very least - I'd puff up the wording a bit . lol

To be fair, most of the answer yourl seek are already on internet. Knowing how to use a search engine efficiently and finding the best result is probably a skill. An easy one to train for, but still, it can ba precious.

I write firmware. When I'm being honest, I admit that half of my job is just googling stuff, e.g. data sheets for that hardware I'm developing for. Anybody remember manufacturer's huge paperback books of data sheets that were obsolete before you received them?

Fair enough, as it's like 80% of the job ;b

I wouldn't necessarily be blown away at you listing it without context on a CV, but I absolutely give points to people who mention their familiarity with Google in their interviews. One of the most attributes in the job I manage is being resourceful at finding information. The role requires you to interpret medical notes, but without any clinical qualifications yourself - you are going to come across concepts you're not familiar with. If you don't have the ability or the initiative to have at least a reasonable dig into resources available online to get the information you need before you have to ask for help, that's going to be a drag.

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Don't all phones come with an app that does this already? It usually has an icon that looks like this: 📞

🎼if we ever broke up I'd never be sad think that I'm runningupyourelectricutybillll if we ever broke up 🎼

I like the idea of the little frog alerts the kid designs in the movie "Looper". My office is downstairs & my husband's is upstairs. He tends to use headphones, so when dinner's ready I have to text to get his attention (Hey, I f*cking cooked for the man, I'm not walking up 14 stairs to tell him it's ready. Dumbass shouldn't have headphones on when I'm cooking in the first place) and half the time he doesn't even see the text. I just start eating dinner without him and he smells food. Yeah - tried to tell you dinner was ready, but apparently you weren't interested. His training is actually going pretty well.

And the best thing is that the programmer boyfriend can change the settings all he likes!

This is why it's important to give all the requirements up front.

which is easy to explain: a giant demon is just a new character to be generated. A scarf probably needs extra settings in the player setup ( 99 different scarfs or no scarf), interaction with clothing,... I often get such requests where the simplest probably require database changes, recompiling,... and the "difficult" ones just switching on a setting