40 ‘Shockingly’ Good Programmer Jokes And Memes From This Online Group (New Pics)

I hate this

Dad joke at its finest

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Dnop, I say, dnop.

I feel seen!

Sounds funny but kind of true. I was taught the importance of knowing how to research information. Back then - libraries, reference material etc - wasn't any internet. But these days "googling" makes sense. There is a bit of a knack to doing it well and weeding out the white noise. Still, I don't think I would list it on a CV. Or at the very least - I'd puff up the wording a bit . lol

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This is why it's important to give all the requirements up front.

Love the ingenuity, this is hilarious 😂

Narnia!

This deserved a commit.

That is true though. Same in traffic.... turns the music off to see better when getting lost or so. Senses can only handle so many inputs at the same time. So it is indeed better to lose some stimuli to be able to focus better on ont thing. Even when they seem unrelated...

cute dinosaurs

But... Python doesn't use semicolons to end lines?

I can say for a fact that penguins can be stubborn. I once wrote a paper on penguins. My professor told me it would of been better if I had written it on paper.

what I really want to know here is how a windows user managed to send an imessage.

Man, I stole your code. That's great, can you fix that problem I was having with it?

This is supposed to be classified intel ;D

And fire them after a few months because the economy has changed !

My IT guy called it a 'chair-keybord interface failure'

Cold as hell or hot AF?

Facepalm 🤦

Yes, so many meetings! Fortunately most of my meetings are not a waste of my time.

You will never get any sleep if you are using a keyboard to do your work. For starters it has 2 shifts.

yep I had someone try this with me once and I just opted out when I saw the interview criteria. F**k off. I do not jump through hoops. That's what a portfolio is for. IF you look at my work and can't see that I am a genius, you are too moronic to work for.

please explain

*Refuses to elaborate

Or how about 10 years of experience in a programing language/tool that was created one year ago.

Client: I need you to make me a website like Facebook, only BETTER! Me: Bettering what way? Client: I don’t know, that’s your job!

It happened to me once. I spent the whole day trying to find why it worked.

c:\>copy con program.exe (Showing my age)

GRAVITY FALLS!!! I love GF <3

Yeah, C++

im the opposite whenever im coding or smth i constantly go back lol

This is not unique to the programming industry.

I didn't know I needed to see a medieval frog today.

This is so true, the average wage in some countries is 100 times that in others. And a programmer tends to get paid about the same in all countries.

what game is it from?

That's a very comfortable desk IMO

Yes, googling (see other post)

It's been done. Stock market programs used to be nanosecond fast in buying and selling stocks. Now they're picosecond fast. First in, greatest profit. I should also add that stock market programs now use virtual reality to spot stocks that are running counter to general trends

Lines of code is a terrible metric.

CAn yoU HelP Me inSTall tHE pRInteR?

It's not.

Literally any C++ codebase

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

This is so true, when I code on my own I make art. But when I code with somebody watching I can't write an if-statement

The senior Dev often clean the hacks done by the junior, hack they probably did when they were a junior

When I was a kid, it was Apple that pushed schools to use their products (iMacs) to get children used to them. And it totally worked. Not on me, but it seems to have worked on most of my generation.

I don't understand that. It is absolutely allowed to pull new (prioritised) tasks when the team runs out of work? Velocity is allowed to change (would be weird if it didn't). It's only there for the team anyway. Or you have Slack Time - and can train yourself, self-reflect, improve delivery processes and so on.