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Before choosing a place to eat when visiting a new city, I can easily spend half an hour scrolling through reviews online. I want to browse the menu, see photos of the food, get a feel for the ambiance and read detailed reviews about other patrons’ experiences, so I can make an informed decision about where to spend my money.

And while most reviews are helpful, when you read through enough of them, you’re bound to stumble upon some that are emotionally charged or hilariously written. Those are the ones we’re celebrating today! Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most brutally honest reviews people have shared online for businesses, products and more. Enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find conversations with moderators from the Humorous Reviews and Google Reviews subreddits!

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.

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To learn more about the wonderful world of interesting online reviews, we reached out to the moderator team of r/humorousreviews and got in touch with the subreddit’s creator, u/joshguillen. Josh was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share what inspired him to start this community in the first place.

“I started it for the same reason most subreddits get started - an emergent interest in a niche that, until that point, didn't have an obvious home,” he noted, sharing a link to a post from 11 years ago that, unfortunately has since been deleted, but included a review that inspired the new sub. 

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We were also curious about what kinds of reviews end up being shared in this group. “It's interesting in that posts here are on a slider, somewhere between informative and entertaining,” Josh told Bored Panda. “At 100% informative, stories are objective but end up being funny in bizarre, unexpected and unintentional ways.”

“As you get halfway, you find reviews with kernels of truth wrapped in entertaining and enthralling containers. And finally, approaching the entertaining end, you find the classic joke posts and sugar-fueled fun,” the creator continued. “There are outliers like responses to reviews, that keep things interesting for their own reasons, as well. Regardless of purpose, the outcomes are the same: fantastic stories, short and long.”

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Josh also says there’s no shortage of creativity in the subreddit. “For a place all about showing the content of others, there are occasions where original content really shines,” he shared. “Seeing the creativity of people on the internet is always great, but it's even better when they're a member of your own community!”

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Finally, we wanted to know if Josh believes it’s important for us to leave reviews online. “Reviews are a marketplace of human perspectives, featuring the funny, the insightful, and the commonplace, (hopefully) free from the strings of corporations and entities that will say anything to get you to buy, no matter how true or untrue it may be,” he shared. “It's simply authentic.”

“Jenny from Maryland probably has a more reality-based experience of a product than any Instagram ad or sponsored showcase you'd run into while researching it online,” he explained. “In a world where algorithms and influencers are near inescapable, there's value in hearing from someone without a horse in the race.”

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The Dark Forces Armre Among Us

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Adrian
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, Monica should stay. She's protecting the studio from all of the crystals and energy whackjobs...

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Sue Denham
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Lily, Monica died tragically in a swiss ball incident twenty years ago. We can only assume you encountered her spirit reaching out to you.

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Lotekguy
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twist - that's because IT WASN'T an accident, and she desperately wants you to use your special gifts to find her killer.

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Rayne OfSalt
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admitting to being a professional scam artist for 15 and a half years on a public website is certainly a choice.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh wow, I'm dumb, I was like could she be a professional large? Oh wait. Poor Monica and her dark energy.

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Michael Largey
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Sorry, if we get rid on Monica, we'll have to start paying for electricity again."

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Monica to the demon possessing her: "S**t, someone's on to us. You said if I sold you my soul you'd keep these freaks away from us!" Demon: "Yeah, well, next time read the fine print ARGH HOLY WATER OH SATAN THAT HURTS"

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Gloria Lawson
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry Lily, but Monica has been a professional demon for thirty years. How did you miss that vibe during your visions? Medium? More like extra small.

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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming you probably left your tinfoil hat in the car!! Ouch !! Lesson learned. Not the kind of mistake a “professional medium” would make.

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Dave Hinckley
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not a professional, just an amateur fraud spotter. Lily is a fraud. Wanna know how I can tell? She said so! The statement "I have been a professional medium" is your proof. I think Lily's energy detector confused Monica's sheer awesomeness with dark energy. You may ask what my qualifications for being a fraud spotter are. Well, I used to have an all-white cat named Baryshnikov. That fact shields me from any consequences of silly superstitions, like breaking a mirror, Friday the 13th, black cats crossing my path, "professional mediums", and the like.

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Itsmeagain
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4 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Monica how dare you radiate invisible dark energy that only poor Lily can see! How very dare you.

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mikedtw
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so are you planning to sue Monica for assault? I'm sure there's a lawyer who will take THAT case, OMG

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Flora Porter
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Monica. In some countries around the world you wouldn't be allowed legally to get away with this nonsense.

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Jane W.
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Monica just didn't like your chatter about energy forces.

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Ambry Petersen
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rofl I laughed way to hard at this. This would be my second favorite review for sheer comedy. (First place goes to the sugar free Haribo gummy bears)

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Ray Davis
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just admit it. You never liked Monica; Monica never liked you. Ger over it.

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Nicola Barrett
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol,...... I think she now works at my doctor's surgery....!!!!

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm confused. How exactly does one become a "professional" medium? Do you take classes? Get a certificate? Join a cult? What?

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Phil
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Monica, Our organization is looking for a receptionist and you come very highly recommended....

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Nonna_SoF
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wasn't aware you could be a professional bacterial growth medium.

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Giraffy Window
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damnit Monica, it's stated right in the staff handbook that we have an energy dress code here. You come here with your work energy on, or you can find somewhere else to seeth invisibly.

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Moezzzz
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, screw you man! I'm just trying to work over here!!

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Doofnuts
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waaaiiiiiit! That's not Lily, that's, OH MY GOD, Karen!

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Raymond Smith
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Monica has alway had a bad omen about her. Her evil keeps all other evil out. Maybe it was just you.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might improve things by turning on more lights. Less dark energy then.

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And if you’re interested in seeking out comical reviews or you happen to stumble upon some, don’t keep them to yourself! “Content is sparse due to the nature of finding great reviews these days, but it's always been a game of quality over quantity,” he added. “If you ever see any reviews that made you smile (or question your life choices) you're more than welcome to share them here!”

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Satan’s Shoes

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ADULTING TIP: When you buy new shoes (or really any clothing you are not sure about) wear them for a while in some situation where you are not committed. A trip to the grocery store or a walk around your block. Don't make your first time wearing Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes be at work. Or - alternate tip - bring a spare pair of shoes just in case. Source: I am a big brained rocket scientist who knows some shoes suck after your feet are in them for a while. /J

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My Favorite Dive Bar

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We also were lucky enough to get in touch with the creator of the Google Reviews subreddit to hear how their community came about. "I started this subreddit a few years back because I’ve always loved checking out restaurants ahead of times and their reviews," the moderator shared. "I noticed there was a subreddit for funny reviews on Yelp, which is on its way out, but not for Google."

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Just A Big Clock That Is Doomed To Go Digital

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me lol. Lived in London 4 years and it had very underwhelming scaffolding around it the whole time.

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As far as why people hop online to share such brutal and hilarious reviews, the creator says, "I honestly think people encounter crazy places, or crazy scenarios at regular places, and they just have to share (warn?) others about it!"

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They also noted that it's difficult to choose any favorite posts from the group, because there are simply too many good ones. "Every time I find a post I think is the funniest or craziest I’ve ever seen, another newer post takes its place," they told Bored Panda.

The creator also believes that it’s very important to share reviews of businesses online, especially if you’ve had a positive experience. "All too often, people only post their negative reviews. Business owners go through a lot of work and money to make their customers happy, and the least we can do, besides buy from them, is tell others about how happy they made you feel," they explained. "I review businesses constantly, more so the good ones than the bad ones. And definitely if they’re a small business."

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We hope you're getting a kick out of these reviews, pandas. Remember to start reviewing all of your favorite businesses, and be sure to upvote the pics on this list that you would give 5 stars to! Then, if you're interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring humorous reviews, look no further than right here!

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Me Disliking The Math Video In 3rd Grade Be Like:

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the movie was amazing, why give it one star? Oh yeah, you had to write an essay. Sigh.

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