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Before choosing a place to eat when visiting a new city, I can easily spend half an hour scrolling through reviews online. I want to browse the menu, see photos of the food, get a feel for the ambiance and read detailed reviews about other patrons’ experiences, so I can make an informed decision about where to spend my money.

And while most reviews are helpful, when you read through enough of them, you’re bound to stumble upon some that are emotionally charged or hilariously written. Those are the ones we’re celebrating today! Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most brutally honest reviews people have shared online for businesses, products and more. Enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find conversations with moderators from the Humorous Reviews and Google Reviews subreddits!

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.

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To learn more about the wonderful world of interesting online reviews, we reached out to the moderator team of r/humorousreviews and got in touch with the subreddit’s creator, u/joshguillen. Josh was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share what inspired him to start this community in the first place.

“I started it for the same reason most subreddits get started - an emergent interest in a niche that, until that point, didn't have an obvious home,” he noted, sharing a link to a post from 11 years ago that, unfortunately has since been deleted, but included a review that inspired the new sub. 

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We were also curious about what kinds of reviews end up being shared in this group. “It's interesting in that posts here are on a slider, somewhere between informative and entertaining,” Josh told Bored Panda. “At 100% informative, stories are objective but end up being funny in bizarre, unexpected and unintentional ways.”

“As you get halfway, you find reviews with kernels of truth wrapped in entertaining and enthralling containers. And finally, approaching the entertaining end, you find the classic joke posts and sugar-fueled fun,” the creator continued. “There are outliers like responses to reviews, that keep things interesting for their own reasons, as well. Regardless of purpose, the outcomes are the same: fantastic stories, short and long.”

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Josh also says there’s no shortage of creativity in the subreddit. “For a place all about showing the content of others, there are occasions where original content really shines,” he shared. “Seeing the creativity of people on the internet is always great, but it's even better when they're a member of your own community!”

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Finally, we wanted to know if Josh believes it’s important for us to leave reviews online. “Reviews are a marketplace of human perspectives, featuring the funny, the insightful, and the commonplace, (hopefully) free from the strings of corporations and entities that will say anything to get you to buy, no matter how true or untrue it may be,” he shared. “It's simply authentic.”

“Jenny from Maryland probably has a more reality-based experience of a product than any Instagram ad or sponsored showcase you'd run into while researching it online,” he explained. “In a world where algorithms and influencers are near inescapable, there's value in hearing from someone without a horse in the race.”

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Review For A Restaurant In North Carolina

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Ariom Dahl
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't resist being pedantic here: 'aweful' does not mean the same as 'awful'. (Forgive me.)

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Gwyn
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry but not gonna take a review seriously from someone who can't spell "awful"

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Rostit.. .
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surprise! Most people are stupid. They search "diner" and then leave a review on whatever diner pops up and they assume its the one they went to.

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Jeffrey Kusch
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sokay. Jim Bob not real good with the writin'. Or the readin'...

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keyboardtek
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! My company received a bad review once from someone who was never a customer. Does the internet create these mentally deficient people, or is it really the 5K doing the damage to their brains?

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Danish Susanne
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These deficient people have always been here, but before the internet only their school mates, colleagues and family heard their nonsense.

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Lucky2BAlive
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is when Guy Fieri is on a new version of the Twilight Zone. Or Alton brown on The Outter Limits?

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Janet Graham
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4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I saw them take my dinner from the freezer and nuke it to serve me, I would walk! There was a new Italian restaurant in our neighborhood that was supposed to be very good. The first bite of my lasagne was frozen, so I sent it back. Instead of getting a new portion, my old portion was returned, burnt on the edges, frozen in the middle - obviously nuked again for too hot and not long enough. We never went back.

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Oddly Me
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you finally get around to leaving that review, and the owners response seems to validate what you said.

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Clover
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen reviews before too that couldn't possibly have been reviewing the right place. The review said something about the pool table, and the place in question didn't have one, never did.

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Gloria Lawson
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That'd be Mom's house, Jim Bob. And you have a message here to call your mom.

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And if you’re interested in seeking out comical reviews or you happen to stumble upon some, don’t keep them to yourself! “Content is sparse due to the nature of finding great reviews these days, but it's always been a game of quality over quantity,” he added. “If you ever see any reviews that made you smile (or question your life choices) you're more than welcome to share them here!”

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Satan’s Shoes

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David
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ADULTING TIP: When you buy new shoes (or really any clothing you are not sure about) wear them for a while in some situation where you are not committed. A trip to the grocery store or a walk around your block. Don't make your first time wearing Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes be at work. Or - alternate tip - bring a spare pair of shoes just in case. Source: I am a big brained rocket scientist who knows some shoes suck after your feet are in them for a while. /J

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My Favorite Dive Bar

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We also were lucky enough to get in touch with the creator of the Google Reviews subreddit to hear how their community came about. "I started this subreddit a few years back because I’ve always loved checking out restaurants ahead of times and their reviews," the moderator shared. "I noticed there was a subreddit for funny reviews on Yelp, which is on its way out, but not for Google."

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Just A Big Clock That Is Doomed To Go Digital

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me lol. Lived in London 4 years and it had very underwhelming scaffolding around it the whole time.

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As far as why people hop online to share such brutal and hilarious reviews, the creator says, "I honestly think people encounter crazy places, or crazy scenarios at regular places, and they just have to share (warn?) others about it!"

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They also noted that it's difficult to choose any favorite posts from the group, because there are simply too many good ones. "Every time I find a post I think is the funniest or craziest I’ve ever seen, another newer post takes its place," they told Bored Panda.

The creator also believes that it’s very important to share reviews of businesses online, especially if you’ve had a positive experience. "All too often, people only post their negative reviews. Business owners go through a lot of work and money to make their customers happy, and the least we can do, besides buy from them, is tell others about how happy they made you feel," they explained. "I review businesses constantly, more so the good ones than the bad ones. And definitely if they’re a small business."

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We hope you're getting a kick out of these reviews, pandas. Remember to start reviewing all of your favorite businesses, and be sure to upvote the pics on this list that you would give 5 stars to! Then, if you're interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring humorous reviews, look no further than right here!

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Me Disliking The Math Video In 3rd Grade Be Like:

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Cecilia Herrera
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the movie was amazing, why give it one star? Oh yeah, you had to write an essay. Sigh.

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