Most of us don't really take the time to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive when purchasing an item - however, you should. If not for the instructions themselves, at least for the hidden easter eggs.
Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you'll be glad you bothered to read. Some of them are so obvious and stupid they'll make you question where humanity is going. Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty, they will surprise you with their originality. One thing is for sure, most of them will put a smile on your face.
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The Only Reason We Read These Anymore
This Top-gear T-shirt Label
The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo
Clothing Label
This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label
This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions
Best Lotion Instructions Ever?
My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions
I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.
Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.
Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...
These Chopstick Instructions.
Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...
Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt
Accurate Soup Instructions
These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash
Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:
Do Not Feed After Midnight
What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?
Interesting Clothing Tag
The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.
I've never thought of drinking while assembling, but it may not be such a bad idea
Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.
I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.
Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.
But It Looks So Delicious
Instructions Unclear...
This Junk Mail Came With Instructions
A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today
Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.
I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me
1962 Honda Riding Instructions
Instructions Clear
Smoke Grenade Instructions..
The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle
Or Give It To Your Mother
How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?
A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts
Actually, I think this is no joke but serious. Many ikea articles with moving parts come with plastic security clip-like thingys that are to be disposed.
Actually, it's brilliant, they use the same parts packages for multiple items, so some of those items don't need all the same parts.
I knew someone who worked in a plant that made DIY stuff. Her job was to package up the nuts & bolts type of stuff into little plastic bags. She hated her job, and told me if she was having a bad day, she would throw a couple extra pieces into a bag every once in a while. I don't know why, but I guess it made her feel better. Never shorted any of them, though.
Sometimes things are packaged in pairs but you only need one. The company finds it less expensive to include the extra part rather than have someone open the bags and repackage them.
When I've finished building something from idea, I normally have to throw it all away, grab a beer and order a ready made one online
Assembly espionage by the Swedes. They want all of us to fall off our chairs or drop a drawer on our foot.
is that a boomerang of step 1 out of 10000 to build your own mechwarrior?
Honest Medication Instructions
Go See A Doctor
Warning
Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific
Instructions
Instructions On This Card Are Recursive
Instructions Not Clear
Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.
On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...
This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.
Personal Care Instructions
Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.
Ipod Shuffle
The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...
For External Use Only
useless warning. people who try to contact it with their brain, doens't have a brain...
Instructions Level: Military
Instructions Unclear
A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.
Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.
Thank God For Instructions
Good thing you're following the instructions, there could be dire circumstances otherwise....
Instructions Unclear. Literally.
Who's The Idiot That Made This Warning Label Necessary?
Behave Like An Animal
Puma Instructions
When The Instructions Give You Sass...
Do Not
Funny Instructions
Please Read Instructions Carefully
I look at some warnings on labels and shake my head and go WTF because obviously someone has done said warning before it was there and so the company/manufacturer had to add it later to cover themselves.
I bought a medicine for KIDS and it said "don't operate heavy machinery after use"
I look at some warnings on labels and shake my head and go WTF because obviously someone has done said warning before it was there and so the company/manufacturer had to add it later to cover themselves.
I bought a medicine for KIDS and it said "don't operate heavy machinery after use"