Most of us don't really take the time to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive when purchasing an item - however, you should. If not for the instructions themselves, at least for the hidden easter eggs.

Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you'll be glad you bothered to read. Some of them are so obvious and stupid they'll make you question where humanity is going. Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty, they will surprise you with their originality. One thing is for sure, most of them will put a smile on your face.

#1

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

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Anu
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god! That's so true😃

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#2

This Top-gear T-shirt Label

This Top-gear T-shirt Label

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally, a clothing company with a true sense of humor. :D

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#3

The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

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#4

Clothing Label

Clothing Label

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Vanessa
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the tag! But I've never been with a guy who could not wash his clothes ^^

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#5

This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

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#6

This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

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#7

Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

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#8

My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, fries would have been a good idea. Or lasagna. Or anything you do not eat with your bare fingers while assembling furtniture...

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#9

I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

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#10

Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they know their product's weakness.

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#11

Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

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#12

These Chopstick Instructions.

These Chopstick Instructions.

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#13

Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

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#14

Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

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#16

These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

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#17

Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

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LizzyM
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what to do when someone else IS around? 🤔

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#18

Do Not Feed After Midnight

Do Not Feed After Midnight

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#19

What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it is safe to take them all at once...you will die anyway given these instructions.

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#20

Interesting Clothing Tag

Interesting Clothing Tag

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#21

The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

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Blind Oracle
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never thought of drinking while assembling, but it may not be such a bad idea

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#22

Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

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#23

I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

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Angelica Lu
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this brand! They're awesome people

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#24

Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

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#25

But It Looks So Delicious

But It Looks So Delicious

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some people are afraid of fish bones...amateurs!

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#26

Instructions Unclear...

Instructions Unclear...

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#27

This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

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Valentina
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you've got mail from the fashion police

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#28

A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

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#29

Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

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Pi...
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm channeling Bart Simpson. "Eat my shorts!"

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#30

I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

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#31

1962 Honda Riding Instructions

1962 Honda Riding Instructions

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#33

Smoke Grenade Instructions..

Smoke Grenade Instructions..

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#34

The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

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#35

Or Give It To Your Mother

Or Give It To Your Mother

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#36

How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

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#37

A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I think this is no joke but serious. Many ikea articles with moving parts come with plastic security clip-like thingys that are to be disposed.

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#38

Honest Medication Instructions

Honest Medication Instructions

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As of now, all dietary products are rendered useless for the truth has been revealed.

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#39

Go See A Doctor

Go See A Doctor

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#40

Warning

Warning

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Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nice... so a drunk pregnante woman try to eat the antenna and then throw it at her spouse?

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#41

Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

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#42

Instructions

Instructions

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Amanda
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Do not diet" well you don't have to tell me twice!

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#43

Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

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#44

Instructions Not Clear

Instructions Not Clear

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember to only fuck it for good. No exceptions.

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#45

Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

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#46

On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

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#47

This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am afraid that there have been people who put the "filled" thing right as it was into the washing machine with piles of other clothes.

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#48

Personal Care Instructions

Personal Care Instructions

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#49

Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to add: "Allow at most 0,5 mm of tolerance despite no gravity."

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#50

Ipod Shuffle

Ipod Shuffle

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#51

The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This device looks like a star trek phaser...

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#52

For External Use Only

For External Use Only

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boredhuman
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

useless warning. people who try to contact it with their brain, doens't have a brain...

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#53

Instructions Level: Military

Instructions Level: Military

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#54

Instructions Unclear

Instructions Unclear

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#55

A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

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#56

Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

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Talia Johnson
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put a body on the terrace...sounds like embalming instructions!

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#57

Thank God For Instructions

Thank God For Instructions

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Bobby Jones
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing you're following the instructions, there could be dire circumstances otherwise....

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#58

Instructions Unclear. Literally.

Instructions Unclear. Literally.

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017