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50 Hilarious Posts About Procrastination You Probably Shouldn’t Be Reading Right Now
Do you pick up the phone and call your grandmother without a second thought? Do you clean your room without waiting for it to first turn into an inhabitable toxic wasteland? Do you write all of your essays with plenty of time to spare? Then it sounds like Marvel might have found a new superhero, because very few people have the strength to resist the persuasive powers of procrastination.
As you can see from this hilarious list of posts compiled by Bored Panda, procrastination is, for most of us mere mortals, an unfortunate yet inevitable part of our existence. Still, although it doesn't help us to get anything done, it does at least give us something to laugh about. Are you a master procrastinator? Then let us know in the comments below...whenever you find the time that is...
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I would do that too, I have slight OCD, but I'm often too lazy so it's conflicting
I learned this lesson a long time ago, and if you are hooked on adrenaline it also satisfies your addiction. Once you know how long it takes to complete a job, its possible to wait until the last minute before going into overdrive in order to complete it. The thrill you receive from the rush to finish, and completing it on time, justifies your next procrastination. ;D
Sometimes I wait another hour anyway (e.g. 5:50 pm, procrastinates till 7)
Omg that reminds me when I was born my mum's water broke but instead of going to the hospital she first went bought and ate some fish and chips at the park, changed her outfit and then finally went to the hospital.
My mum's water broke with me waiting to come out, but i was in the middle of the night, so she waited until he woke up in the morning to tell him. Whatever you're trying to judge me about, that would be the reason.
The nurses let me stay in my regular room to watch the Friends finale (in 2004) before moving me to the birthing room. They could have let me binge-watch the entire series again based on the actual time it took my daughter to be born after that, but it's the thought that counts.
I remember being pregnant for that! My daughter was born 6/6/04
Load More Replies...It's actually really dangerous to wait around when you are in labour!
I did the same with my daughter. I stopped at In-N-Out in my way to be induced. That double double was a great idea ... 56 hours of labor until I saw my daughter lol
yeah, but you have been a nice baby. I tricked my parents to the hospital in the afternoon, just to be examined and sent back home with the words:" This Baby being born today, would be a miracle!" Obviously that Doctor didn't have a clue about miracles. 6 hours later, not even the emergency doctor had a chance to be there for the birth! They called him when the water broke. I already had emptied my mothers breasts when the guy arrived! ... But it should have been the last time in my life, I was in such a hurry ;-)
Sounds like me. Oh wait... I need to get HW done. Eh I'll do it later, too busy looking at Bored Panda
i have 4 tests today but instead of studying i'm on Boredpanda.com
Well, just replace the "C" with a "G" and the doG will be fine as much
Bob Ross is the best. Watch the ones where he has baby bunnies
This is me. I'm supposed to be applying for scholarships, working on a 5 page history essay, working on my script for my biology video, working on my senior memory book for English, working on how the f**k I'm supposed to reach freedom 55 for Foundations, I have 5 m***********g stories to work on in spare time, another story I haven't started, along with 2 comics and some other art s**t. But I'm here on Bored Panda like
Packing? I HAVE to leave til I have to hurry, or I pack four times as much as I'll need, instead of just twice as much!
I was between level 3 and over 9000. I remember faking reading my essay as I was just making it up as I spoke in front of the whole class. In the end the teacher praised my work as something visibly very well constructed and planified, encouraged the other students to follow my example and gave me the maximum grade. Two decades later here I am writing this instead of doing the 1 million things and a half that need to be done before sunset. Thug life.
The key to successful procrastination is to know one's capabilities, and the minimum time required to complete a job. Once that is established, the wait is justified, and the exhilaration of the speedy completion, makes it all worth while. :D
Some call it procrastination/laziness. I call it efficiency. As long as I know the minimum time to do something NOT fun (but with a decent output, mind you), I would honestly prefer to set aside more time and effort to things I actually find fun. :P
Load More Replies...I've gotten so ridiculously good at procrastinating that I forget I've been procrastinating for weeks... And when a friend drops by I'm like: Jeeeezz... where did all these dishes and laundry come from all of the sudden???
Very Good Miriam, you're ready to graduate to the next level. 👍
Load More Replies...i'm in school right now and i have work to do but i am just that lazy #longliveprocrastination
A healthy life is just procrastinating on death. And productivity is just procrastinating on procrastination.
I'm supposed to be studying for three tests I have tomorrow it's Ironic that I'm looking at these photos.
I joined a group on Procrastination 4 years ago, we are going to have our first meeting soon.
I tend to procrastinate things a lot too, but I like to pretend it's a race, which tends to help. One time this guy challenged me to a race through the STAAR test and I finished in 16 mins. XD
I think this encouraged me to procrastinate more! I'm trying to stop!!
Nope got so bad once I had to have friends find where I was commenting or posting and put up memes telling me how disappointed I was for not doing my work. 😂😂 It sorta worked. Every time I saw one I went back to what I was doing. But the circle was vicious.
My submission: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-procrastination-memes/?cexp_id=5744&cexp_var=12&_f=featured
The key to successful procrastination is to know one's capabilities, and the minimum time required to complete a job. Once that is established, the wait is justified, and the exhilaration of the speedy completion, makes it all worth while. :D
Some call it procrastination/laziness. I call it efficiency. As long as I know the minimum time to do something NOT fun (but with a decent output, mind you), I would honestly prefer to set aside more time and effort to things I actually find fun. :P
Load More Replies...I've gotten so ridiculously good at procrastinating that I forget I've been procrastinating for weeks... And when a friend drops by I'm like: Jeeeezz... where did all these dishes and laundry come from all of the sudden???
Very Good Miriam, you're ready to graduate to the next level. 👍
Load More Replies...i'm in school right now and i have work to do but i am just that lazy #longliveprocrastination
A healthy life is just procrastinating on death. And productivity is just procrastinating on procrastination.
I'm supposed to be studying for three tests I have tomorrow it's Ironic that I'm looking at these photos.
I joined a group on Procrastination 4 years ago, we are going to have our first meeting soon.
I tend to procrastinate things a lot too, but I like to pretend it's a race, which tends to help. One time this guy challenged me to a race through the STAAR test and I finished in 16 mins. XD
I think this encouraged me to procrastinate more! I'm trying to stop!!
Nope got so bad once I had to have friends find where I was commenting or posting and put up memes telling me how disappointed I was for not doing my work. 😂😂 It sorta worked. Every time I saw one I went back to what I was doing. But the circle was vicious.
My submission: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-procrastination-memes/?cexp_id=5744&cexp_var=12&_f=featured