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Anyone who has ever been pregnant will tell you it’s no walk in the park. You have a whole human being growing inside your body for several long months. Your hormones go crazy, your clothes stop fitting, you’re tired, you constantly need to pee. And if you’re really unlucky, there’s the dreaded morning, or all-day, sickness.
Sometimes the only way to get through the worst days is with a really wicked sense of humor and a lot of laughs. Pregnant people have been posting photos of the hilarious highs and lows of their maternity journeys. Bored Panda scoured the net for the funniest mom and dad-to-be moments to help take your mind of your swollen feet. Keep scrolling and don't forget to upvote the ones you find painfully but hilariously relatable.
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#1
Baby Due Any Day Now. Getting Some Last Minute Practice In
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
LOL. This is actually cute, better be careful the cat might like it and not want the baby to have it. MEOW
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#2
My Wife Is Pregnant, And We Did A “Maternity Shoot”, This Is My Favorite Pic
#3
My Wife Didn't Want To Do Maternity Pictures. So I Did Them
#4
When The Pregnant Wife Desperately Wants To Take A Bath And You Don't Have A Tub
MalayDragon 1 year ago
Wait this is an option... Asking for a friend, do you have to be pregnant or even a woman for this, you know what i'm doing this anyway...
rullyman 1 year ago
You do have to have a space to air it out after use, or it will go mouldy. And they're a pain to clean if you have limescale water
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Jane Hower 11 months ago
I gre up in a house with only a shower so when we went to visit grandparents on the weekends I always took a bath there. Love having the choice.
#5
My 38 Week Pregnant Fiancée Went Out For Candy, Came Back With A Kitten, And No Candy. My Life Is Literally A Meme
Michelle C 1 year ago
Pregnant women have weird craving...mine was BK Broilers and watermelon Laffy Taffy
#6
Sister Said This Belonged Here - I'm 7 Months Preggers And This Was My Halloween Costume
The Other Guest 1 year ago
I thought this was another "wife didn't want a maternity shoot so hubby did one instead" photos. Great costume!
#7
I'm Fat And I'm Pregnant And I Have No Shame
#8
Real Exchange With My Husband Just Now
#9
Do You Ever Just Feel Like A Rotisserie Chicken?
ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
She's at the beach. She's probably wearing a bathing suit.
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Expecting A New Baby. Practiced Swaddling On My Fur Baby
#12
I Was So Happy Until I Read The Rest
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Laughed too much at this. Have taken absolute delight in destroying fragile male minds with this nugget of information.
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#13
That's Funny
#14
19 Years Ago Today, On Halloween, This Is How I Announced To My Students And Colleagues That I Was Pregnant
Serena Myers 1 year ago
She has a "bun in the oven" for those that might not understand the idiom.
#15
My Girlfriend Added Stickers To Her Pregnant Belly, And I’m Crying
BookFanatic 1 year ago
It's a pity my friends and I are past the pregnancy years. I could absolutely see us doing this to each other.
#16
I’m 27 Weeks Pregnant Now And This Is What My Son Did Today
#17
My Wife Is 5 Months Pregnant. I Guess You Could Say The Belly Runs In Her Family
nomnomborkbork 1 year ago
How nice for them to join her in her journey! Let's hope they know when to stop...
#18
I'm A Librarian, And Here's My Bookface Announcement!
#19
After A Fight With The Wife, Come Home To This Awesomeness
Emma London 1 year ago
"Sorry" muffins are always welcome, they both should learn to bake them.
#20
My New Toy! Bow To Your Robot-Hand Overlord
#21
Newbie Here. I’m About To Post Our Announcement On Social Media. What Do You Think?
#22
I Have Been Given A Mission To Stretch Out My Wife's Sandals So They Fit Her Pregnant Lady Feet. A New Adventure Every Day
BookFanatic 1 year ago
They swell, yeah. My friend went from a size 7 to a size 10.
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#23
My Husband Is The Best… 34 Weeks Pregnant, And I Can’t Reach My Feet, So He Is Giving Me A Pedicure
April Pickett 1 year ago
Yes, he is the best. Not many men would do this for their pregnant wife/so
#24
My Cousin Is The Cutest Pregnant Girl Ever
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
Being a literal child, I believed this myth and was hysterical when I swallowed a watermelon seed.😅
#25
Gender Reveal Cake I Made Because All Babies Are Potatoes For The First Part Of Their Life
Emma London 1 year ago
I thought that they were shrimps for the first third of their unborn life.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
And the only one who can reveal said gender is the person themselves. In a few years.
#26
My Wife Has Apparently Been Practicing Her Swaddles On The Dog
#28
I've Been Dying To Do This For A Few Weeks And She Finally Let Me
#29
My Pregnant Wife Need To "Test" Her New Purchase
#30
So My Pregnant Coworker Has Been Practicing Putting On Diapers
Gracie Mae 1 year ago (edited)
same with those great swaddling jobs on the other posts (dog & cat)!
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#31
Fiancée Is Taking Full Advantage Of Being 9 Months Pregnant
Serena Myers 1 year ago (edited)
Waiting at prenatal clinic for checks, I wasn't the only mother-to-be whose baby kicked handbags off our handy "place to put things on" because we no longer had a lap, and we'd have to scrabble around in an undignified manner to retrieve said items from the floor!
Serena Myers 1 year ago
Blurry 'eck, hard to believe that little kicker is nearly 50 years old! lol
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Ronna Black 1 year ago
My mom had a huge shelf when she was pregnant with me. dr kept saying they were surprised it wasn’t twins, they only ever heard one heartbeat. Imagine their surprise when it was twins…kinda. My twin didn’t make it. One live, one still.
#32
My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place
#34
I Told The Subway Worker, "My Pregnant Wife Would Like As Many Pickles As You Can Legally Give Her". They Came Through
#35
My Pregnant Wife Couldn't Quite Reach The Table. She Improvised
#36
My 6-Months Pregnant Wife Sent Me This
Tropical Tarot 1 year ago
I haven't seen those in Florida. Now I want some. I'm not pregnant just fat.
GK 1 year ago
Unfortunately, the post is from 10 years ago. They don't make them anymore.
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#37
I Got Myself A Practice Baby. This Is The Way
#38
Anyone Else Have Furry Friends Who Want To Join In The Excitement?
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Yep, my cat would lay on the baby blankets on the bottom shelf of my changing table. She never got in the crib. I took 2 blankets to the hospital and wrapped the baby in it to get his scent on it and had my husband bring it home to put on the bottom of the changing table where the cat was sleeping. When we came home a few days later she sniffed him and rubbed against his carseat.
#39
My Pregnant Wife Did Not Appreciate Google's Autocomplete
#40
Half Way There And My Son Letting Me Know Everything Is Going Alright
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Is it just me or is it kinda freaky to be able to see the baby's bones?
#41
My Friends Threw Me A Diaper Party...that Is A Pallet Of Wipes
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
anyone who looks at that & thinks it's too many obviously doesn't have kids!
Mtn Lungta 1 year ago
Disposable diapers have a significant environmental impact, including: Landfills Disposable diapers are the third largest contributor to landfills in the world, with over 18 billion ending up there each year. They are not easily biodegradable and can take up to 500 years to degrade. Pollution Disposable diapers can contribute to water, soil, and air pollution. They can be incinerated, flushed down the toilet, or burned in the ground. Chemicals Disposable diapers contain chemicals like: Absorbent polymers: Toxic to the environment and can affect a baby's skin Dioxin: A highly toxic and carcinogenic by-product of the paper-bleaching process Glyphosate: An herbicide that the World Health Organization classifies as "probably carcinogenic"
#42
This Is My Wife's Favorite Pair Of Heels. They're Too Tight (Her Feet Grew During Her Pregnancy). As A Surprise For Our Anniversary, I Bought Some Shoe Stretchers And I've Been Expanding Them
Aidan Pite 1 year ago (edited)
Ooo.... this sounds like a very, VERY bad idea. How is she going to feel when she's no longer pregnant and swollen and wants to feel sexy again, and her favourite heels don't fit anymore? EDIT: Thanks everyone for educating me! I had no idea that all the permanent pregnancy changes extended all the way down to the feet.
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
Well, I've commented the exact same thing above so I'll just copy paste it for you - Feet swell up during the pregnancy itself, and the hormones that are working on softening your pelvic bones in preparation of childbirth itself can and will work on other bones too - so if you're on your feet a lot, the bones will basically stretch hence you're stuck with at least one size bigger feet postpartum and beyond. And no I'm not making this up, pregnancy reaally does numbers on you in every possible way
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Gracie Mae 1 year ago
bless your heart, but post-pregnancy aside, is it really a good idea for her to wear heels at this point? (only asking because I never could due to my center of gravity being off--not to mention the equilibrium)
#43
Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast
#44
You Better Watch Yourself
#45
At 15 Weeks Pregnant, My Wife Finally Let Us Announce On Facebook. She Was Not Happy With My 'Announcment'
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
c'mon--guys need to have their version of pregnancy announcements that fit their style--they don't all have to be girly & cutesy!
#46
Wifey Is 41 Weeks Pregnant, Just Found Out She Can Still Smell Her Foot If Need Be. I Love This Woman So So So Much
#47
I Needed To Feel Fancy
#48
A Pregnant Lady’s Dream
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
Had a friend that would only drink the juice. Her husband would ask me to come over and eat pickles before they became sad shriveled cukes
MEB 1 year ago (edited)
I ate so many pickles when I was pregnant it's not even funny. Woke up at night to eat them, even. My son is 6 yo now and I haven't had a pickle since his birth. Pregnancy sure is a weird event to go through.
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
I was lucky and didn't have cravings, except once for a spinach salad! I probably needed more iron? I will eat your share of pickles if that's okay. 🙂
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My Best Friend/Photographer Came Up With What Has To Be The Funniest Maternity Photo I’ve Ever Seen
#50
Yesterday I Asked For Suggestions On How To Tell My Staff I'm Pregnant Via Cake. This Is What I Ended Up Writing
#51
Mothers Of Newborn Baby Girls Be Like
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
The smaller the potato, erm I mean baby, the bigger the bow needs to be
#52
So My Former Manager Decided To Have A Little Fun With Her Pregnant Belly
#53
Playing “What Do You Meme” I Played This Picture. This Card Was Played By My Husband. My Due Date Is April 1st. Too Freaking Funny
#54
My Crazy Pregnant Wife
B Hobbs 1 year ago
Police dispatch, "All units, need to locate, err, angel food lemonade cupcakes. Repeat, angel food lemonade cupcakes. Check nearby bakeries and grocery stores." Unit, "What the heck are y'all smoking dispatch?" Dispatch, "A pregnant woman wants angel food lemonade cupcakes. Do you want to tell her 'no'?" Unit, "I'll check the bakeries on Main Street and the mall. There's a bakery two miles north of town, ask the sheriff to check it. ..."
#55
Skimmed Through My Pregnant Wife’s Food Log Over The Past Couple Weeks And Can’t Stop Giggling
#57
My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live
BookFanatic 1 year ago
Lol My dad took my 9-months-pregger mom to the bakery because she wanted something sweet. Walked up and down the counter "I want that, and that, and two of those, and one of those, and half a dozen of those, etc" Dad didn't say a word, just got out his wallet. Smart man.
Biytemii 1 year ago
Thats what I would have done. Id laugh if my husband did that when I get pregnant. You never know with pregnancy hormones, though. You could end up having ingredients a bad time I guess. Lol
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#59
Pregnancy Craving Be Like
Lee Gilliland 1 year ago
Especially if you put finely chopped ham in the mix
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#61
Pregnancy Bellies
#62
She Was Just Practicing
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
I hope it wasn't in her stomach, or something must have gone very wrong
#63
Was Trying To Take A Pic Of My Girls Preggo Belly... The Dude On TV Did Not Approve
quietgirlo-o 1 year ago
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#64
My Pregnant Wife Took This Photo Of Her Dad And I Today. Looks Like I'm Ready To Be A Father
#66
Can U Tell My Morning Was Hectic? Don't Know Why I Decided To Grab My TV Remote And Bring It To Work W Me Today
#67
I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book 'To Get Some Tips'
#68
When Your Pregnant Girlfriend Is Being Subtle About What She Wants For Dinner Tonight
April Pickett 1 year ago
You can have subtle or you can have pregnancy subtle. Get the large taco coupon.
#69
My Pregnant Friend Lauren, Everyone. Tonight She’s 35 Years Old, Divorced, And Living In A Van Down By The River
#70
Sister Sends Me A Picture If Pregnancy Progress. My Reply On The Right. ..she Was Not Amused
Fire Singer 1 year ago
Pregnant girl sent a picture of her pregnant belly to her sister. Sister responded with a picture of her flat sucked in tummy. Pregnant sister was not amused because she probably feels fat and ugly which she isn't!
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Pedicure At 35 Weeks Pregnant
#72
When Your 39.5 Week Pregnant Wife Says She Wants Cuddles When You Get Home, And You Tell Her You Have To Mow The Lawn After Work. [oc]
Kyra Noelle 1 year ago
That grass isn't that high, could have waited a few days. Cuddles first.
#74
This Was My Gender Reveal
#76
Being 39 Weeks Pregnant Is Also... Walking 20min To The Mall, Shopping For 40min, Wanting To Pay Aaaand Realising That You Left Your Purse At Home
#77
We Got A Hilarious Shot Of Our Little Guy At Our 30 Week Ultrasound Yesterday
#78
My Pregnant Wife Brought This Home. Do I Need To Fight It
Dusty's mom 1 year ago
The war is already lost. When she's done with it, it's a great pillow for watching TV.
quietgirlo-o 1 year ago
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#81
Well After 3 Hours After We Lost The Remote, We Found Where My Wife , Who Is Pregnant, Had Put It. The Kitchen Drawer
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
I have an odds and ends drawer in my kitchen as well, but this one is triggering my low level ocd.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
I found my cordless landline phone in the fridge once. I was very much not pregnant. It was during my uni years, so I may well have been drunk the night before 😅
#82
My Pregnant Wife Eating Apples Dipped In Pickle Juice
#86
Boone Wanted To Celebrate His Birth Month With A Powdered Donut
Fire Singer 1 year ago
I think it means she's pregnant with a boy she's named Boone, and it's the month he's supposed to be born and she wanted a powdered donut and is saying it was Boone who wanted it to celebrate his birth month. That's my best guess anyway. :)
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April Pickett 1 year ago (edited)
He should have gone for the Bavarian creme-filled donut with the chocolate icing on top. It's less messy and so very, very good.
#87
I Start To Believe Pregnancy Brain Is Real When I Leave Two Pairs Of Sandals In Two Different States After Traveling With My Husbands Size 14 Will Have To Do For Now
#88
We Spent 6 Hours In The Car Today For A Pregnancy Craving
#89
How My Nerdy Sister Announced She Was Pregnant
#90
My Boyfriend Thinks That He Is Hilarious
#93
Really Would Have Preferred That My Pregnancy Tracker Hadn't Sent This Push Notification To My Husband
He kept offering me words of encouragement but I was too mortified to hear them. It's rough for him though, he's not allowed to tell anyone about this even though it's hilarious.
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