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Everyone likes a good meme in this day and age. From relatable to hilarious, we all enjoy sharing and seeing legitimately funny posts online, particularly if we can immediately save and send them to our loved ones. 

The “Funny Posts” Instagram page is very precisely named since it does exactly that, sharing funny posts and memes. So get comfortable, prepare to chuckle a bit as you scroll through and upvote your favorite ones. Be sure to share your own thoughts and ideas in the comments section below. 

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Sinead Kenny
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We need to hear more like this is such negative times.

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I bring you the breakfast into the bed, just "thanks" is good enough. I don't like to hear things like "Who are you?" and "Whatcha doin' in my house???"

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    Mad Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urban Legend. Minors are not allowed to donate blood. Also, if the blood needed was "a matter of life and death," the amount would far exceed what one person could safely give. I hemorrhaged after losing my son and the doc said he "recommended" a transfusion. It wasn't life-or-death and I still was given three pints.

    Denise Melek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also I would expect a doctor to explain the donor the side effects and that beside feeling a bit dizzy he will bei fine.

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    Midoribird Aoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urban legend. Seen some version of this story for decades.

    CJK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, people really bought into this one, huh? I figured it wasn't real when I first heard it decades ago.

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    Amy E
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard so many versions of this story

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy didnt even make up his own fake story. This is taken from one of those chicken soup for the soul books.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, a hospital doing surgeries doesn't have any O- blood, sounds likely.

    A Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially being the universal blood type

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    Andrew Cowles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are calling urban legend. I agree as ONE of the parents would also have to be O- anyhow. Cute story though.

    William Royce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is an old story that probably isn't true.

    Christof Irran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, does this mean that twins are each other's spare parts warehouse?

    Slay Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yah my friend is O and literally no one in her family, is O. I'm not sure about the other members, but her mom, dad, brother, all like no O. No even like a AO or something like that

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow!! That kid was beyond brave! He literally thought he was going to die by giving his sister his blood. That has to be one of the most selfless acts I've ever heard about.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I justfact checked this and it never happened. C'mon Bored Panda, you could do better. It took me all of 30 seconds to check this.

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    Farah Kamal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP STOP IM GONNA CRY... DARN THOSE ONION NINJAS!

    Bewarethere@gmail.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is possible that HOSPITAL doesn't have any 0-blood? Either ur a liar or work in the shittyest hospital ever

    Rivers of Belief
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most beautiful kind of love there is

    Cydney Golden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a lovely story but one I've heard several times for decades...

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one wee brother who'll be by his sisters side all life 💖

    EL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tells me this guy wasn't very good at explaining things to the kid

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to Explain how things work Clearer when Dealing with Children!!

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents need to explain things fully to their kids.

    Linda Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, I have o- so they are always asking for my blood, I'm so glad that this worked for both of them, thanks for the great Doctor!

    Tamar Thomson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww such sweet kindness and so tender

    Definitely a Human
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I call BS. I first heard this story in 1990. Seen it on the Internet many times.

    TMoxraaaar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit it's too early in the morning to cry this much. What an amazing kid!

    Tracie One
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. Little guy. ♥ Thank you for your work Doctor! ♥

    S Bow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes

    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... sibling love is just heartwarming.

    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The naivety of children can be so precious sometimes.

    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Yeah, okay, I did tear up.

    Your Local Weeb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and one of my friends have the the same blood type (don’t ask how i know) and i will gladly do this for her, even give up my life for her ❤️

    Some Weirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is being This up in EVERY argument if I were him

    Cursed Starscream
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    hehehe! NO THEY WONT! NULL RAY BEAM TO POP THEIR COMPLEMENTARY BALLOONS!!! HAHAHAHA! THEY'RE FINE PHYSICALLY BUT ARE NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE!

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    The “Funny Posts” Instagram page boasts an impressive 3.2 million followers and is just one of probably hundreds of meme pages out there. There are no two ways about it, people love and absolutely crave new memes every day. A side effect of this endless drive to create more memes is the expansion of what a meme even is.

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    As the online magazine Built In noted, memes are now commodities, surrealism art, inside jokes, and political statements. Sometimes, a meme will fall into multiple categories at once, depending on who is looking at it. If you have ever explored more niche meme pages, you will understand what I am talking about.

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    It’s not uncommon for meme pages to have followings significantly larger than many world leaders. Memes are also quite universal, as these same world leaders might even be following and viewing them just like us. Multiple meme page admins have admitted that they really took off after various celebrities started following their pages and reposting their content. 

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was allowed to live, period. Not necessarily there.

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    While a common “fun fact” is that Richard Dawkins coined the term “meme” in his 1976 book, “The Selfish Gene”, the more modern use of the word comes from Mike Godwin, in an article he wrote for Wired. He defined it as “an idea that functions in a mind the same way a gene or virus functions in the body. And an infectious idea (call it a "viral meme") may leap from mind to mind, much as viruses leap from body to body.”

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's an ID in the wallet, try and find the owner. If there isn't, enjoy!

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    Your Local Weeb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”

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    Paddling Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patsy Cline and The Pretenders. Great Shower Karaoke.

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    When we look at it like this, there is solid evidence that there were no doubt memes in the past, but the communications technology of our ancestors was, unfortunately, simply not quick enough. Add in the fact that in a pre-digital world, most people couldn’t “create” content, due to the combination of the costs, illiteracy, and lack of time, that it makes more sense that the internet was ultimately crucial for the explosion of memes. 

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically correct. I'd have to check but it probably varies by something like 10cm depending on temperature. That is assuming the expansion is similar to rail.

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    We can see a sort of internal evolution in internet memes as certain tools became more widespread. What started as text over various images evolved into meme songs, videos, and really anything else a common person could get their hands on. With smartphones comes the ability for every person to shoot, direct, and upload their own clips, so the same is just as true for memes. 

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bugs me is when the TV show Mash started, it was only 20 years after the Korean war and that seemed like such a long time between the two. It's now been half a century plus since Mash started and I remember it like yesterday.

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    At this point, one can simply Google any relatively well-known meme with the word “template” and find a site that will allow you to turn your idea into reality in mere moments. As a result, memes are being produced at a scale never seen before, creating a sort of digital folklore for future anthropologists to sift through. 

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    Your Local Weeb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. It goes from talking about anime to my self hate and suicidal thoughts

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate people that never get to the point in the first place and type several messages before they arrive there

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    With the tools in the hands of the people, so to speak, netizens have really unleashed their inner creatives. As a result, more modern memes often engage with surrealist themes and contain various bits of image distortion for effect. At the same time, certain memes are so widely known that they can be simply alluded to through clever cropping and positioning. 

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll get dry some time. Cigarette won't. \s

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    At some point, people started to realize that in-jokes and referential humor can work in memes quite effectively. As a result, nearly every fan group, fandom, and really anything that remotely brings people together most likely has a meme page dedicated to it. More than likely, there are several, as schisms, disagreements, and a varying sense of taste take over. 

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    As with everything popular and good, marketing memes smell blood and are all eager to cash in on attention and trends. You have probably already noticed companies using corporate accounts to seem more approachable, like fast food chain Wendy’s Twitter account “roasting” its rivals, to the Duoling Owl being all over folks' TikTok feeds. 

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    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you look for in a woman?" "Two legs, but I'm willing to compromise on that". From the Vicar of Dibley.

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    stupidMonkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like fun to me. And mainly this is hiding the below comments.

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    While it can at times be fun, these companies actually have talented marketing teams. The future of memes-as-marketing will probably look more like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, who truly believes he could make it as a comedian. So for the time being, it’s best to appreciate hilarious memes for what they are. 

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    Andy Resh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Then I married him. Best thing in my life.

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women DO fart??? My life's just been shattered...

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    Dragon mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necessary context, character backstory and vocabulary or history lesson

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    MrPractical
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Rich Evans from Red Letter Media, a very funny movie-centric YouTube channel. They've had a whole saga about that photo.

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    TheNewJenBrady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this photo was from quite a few years ago. Her baby is probably a preteen by now...now I need to go Google it

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point it out to your professor and watch him squirm as he tries to explain it away

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, my dog isn't going to tell anyone else.

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a vaccine scar? I have one on my left shoulder from elementary school (they actually gave us shots right there, on the premises).

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    Paddling Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes shutting down is safer because the words in the argument can never be taken back. And they cut deep and permanently into my soul. That was my experience with my parents. The s**t they've said to me over the decades? I wouldn't even say that to someone I didn't like. Anyways. That's my two cents'.

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the 7-11 I worked at, we only had room for half a shelf of bread, delivered on Friday. Every weekend in summer we'd get bought out in an hour because people wanted to feed the bread to the ducks in the park across the street. So we got 50 pound bags of cracked corn, separated it into a couple cups each in small paper bags and sold the bags for like $2 a bag. The ducks ate healthy food, we didn't run out of bread, and the store made money. So what did corporate do when they found out? Told us we couldn't do this any longer. So the ducks ate bread again and we had to listen to people complain because we were out of bread all week. Talk about your birdbrained corporations. Southland Corp, that's you.

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    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that we dropped the kid down the dumb-waiter to try to unjam it and now they're both stuck.

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    Stevie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hates that smug little shite, along with tweety pie, road runner and yankee doodle pidgeon.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just let me search up how much a HALO jump costs

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey look, at least you're not adult ants

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    FatKidShakeDown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, baby, you're capable of putting the pieces back together yourself. It doesn't take a partner.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please teach me how to do this.

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

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    Stary_cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly Dewey just went through everything, as the youngest he had no choice

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    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this every morning to my coffee.

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    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank's stranger! I'm trying my very best

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    I guess I'll have to get my wife a litterbox /JJJ

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girl friend in college thought being tall was unfeminine. (She started dated me because I was 6'4" and made her look shorter.) She claimed to be 5'8 but would admit to 5'10. Looking at a picture of her standing next to me when she was in flat heels, you can see that she was easily six feet tall. Apparently she got over that eventually. She ended up marrying a shrimp of a guy who she towers over.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I'd rather someone to cuddle me cause I can be sad/mad while laughing. It doesn't help.

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    Wintermute
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep in mind, that person could be you.

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    Mocha the Lion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need someone to call me their love and hold me and i think im touch starved

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof this would worry me if my child said this to me. Come get some hugs

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lower the challenge, the lower the effort.

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    Brian Savage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superficial decisions equal terrible relationships.

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    Lynette Vella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then later they throw it back in your face in an argument.

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After enduring an abusive ex, I'm glad my best friends found someone much better!

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I'm just giving myself a high five

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it's not always about feeling something positive.

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be the adult you needed when you were a child. I'm a much better teacher than all of mine combined.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only work within a narrow pressure range of around 1 atm.

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless i'm interpreting this incorrectly, that's an incredibly rude to say to someone, especially your s/o...

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    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, uses more water, having to wash them several times a day. When there are several pieces, you can wash them all at once (i do 2-3 spoons or forks at a time).

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    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this true for everone except blood relatives?

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the main character in my life story. Although the dressing room I've been assigned fails to reflect that.

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    Mia Seth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas. The person I like has the Brick Wall Syndrome. The saying "I feel like I'm talking/texting a brick wall." So for me it varies on the time of day.

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    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, isn't that toxic...

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    Jacob Shepherd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like when random words are bolded because I always try to read them like a secret message and it is almost never a secret message

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    myvloggun [[ he/him ]]
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isnt how it works, yall. as someone in a polyamorous relationship, COMMUNICATION IS KEY IN ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrible thought. One of me is quite enough damage to inflict on the planet.

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's morning, get over it. Toss that out there after coffee.

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    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah, public ridicule. Because punches leave visible marks. Banter is fine, but this can be weaponised!

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