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This Online Group Showcases People Who Pretend They Didn’t Deliberately Do Something And Here’s 30 Of The Most Cringeworthy Examples
It can be pretty tempting to jump to lying after, for example, texting your crush goes horribly wrong. "Omg, my friend stole my phone and sent you that message as a joke, that totally wasn't me. I would never say that, lol."
But there's only so much bending a narrative can take. Overdo it, and you're exposed. Plus, people aren't as gullible as we might think.
And I have the perfect subreddit to back up these claims. It's called r/OopsDidntMeanTo and the pictures its members share expose all kinds of "accidents."
From bringing a Labrador to a meeting with a dog-phobic person to buying a Range Rover, here are some of the most ridiculous ones. If these situations won't prove to you that it's better to just accept your embarrassment than run away from it, nothing will.
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#1
Bugs Caught Me Slippin
Time2roll86 4 years ago
Bedbug #1: HEY!! There asleep! Grab the phone! Bedbug#2: ok I know the password! Here check Snapchat! Look at her texts with her boyfriend! Bedbug#1: here take a picture! He he were creepy!
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#2
Oops Putin Didn't Mean To
Paloma Vita 4 years ago
Most "putains" I have met have more heart than this a-hole.
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Chiuki 4 years ago
Totally plausable that security lets a dog randomly wander through a meeting.
Monday 4 years ago
All his doggos look like great doggos. At least we can be sure they're well taken care of.
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A B C 4 years ago
Wouldn't have made it through Putin and The Orange if she were...
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Bexxxxx 4 years ago
I’ve started man spreading at work recently and I can tell you, people think it’s weird when a lady does it 😂
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Bella DePaulo, Ph.D., a psychologist at the University of Virginia, said that lying is simply a condition of life. In her research she found that both men and women lie in approximately a fifth of their social exchanges lasting 10 or more minutes. And over the course of a week, we deceive about 30 percent of people we have one on one interactions with.
There are, however, some differences between the sexes. Women are more likely to tell altruistic lies to avoid hurting other people’s feelings, and men are more likely to lie about themselves. De Paulo discovered that men lie more often to impress. Consider this: a typical conversation between two guys contains about eight times as many self-oriented lies as it does lies about others.
#3
I Hate It When That Happens
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)
Oh no im not homeless, I just like to take your phone on walks so it can get exercise. It can't upgrade if it's not strong enough 😉 I hope it isn't allergic to popcorn coz sometimes we catch a movie
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Candy Rude 4 years ago
Bahahahahahah for real tho. Those homeless people are always messing with people!! Think we've all been there... Gotta stay away from those homeless camps lol
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Casey Burns 4 years ago
To be fair. I text like this sometimes just to be funny. To openly show how awkward I am at trying to flirt. "I like bread. Do you?" "Wow we're twinkies!"
Monic Krugell 4 years ago
sounds so believable.... I would have respected " I am sorry I got lonely and drunk texted you" way more
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
I don't know if I believe this... I have aliens do it to me all the time, but I don't think a homeless person would give back the phone after going to all the trouble of stealing it...
Lady of the Mountains 4 years ago
So maybe he was drunk, sent that, saw it later and panicked?
#4
I'm Sure The Cnn Editor Just Forgot It
Penny Fan 4 years ago
Well he's not going to get it wet so the tan won't rub off...
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
C**k is a big word for what a prostitute described as a "revolting mushroom".
#5
What A Tragedy
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)
Oh I hate when that happens *hair flip*. I tried to dye my hair darker because it was a bit straw-like, and it turned to gold. Poor me. Married to the king, feeling cute, might lose baby to an imp guy later, idk 💋 Kisses!
Caro Caro 4 years ago
OMG I know right! "wriggle bum" I have that aaaaaall the time lol, and my unicorn get's so confused 'cause I be *giggle* the cutie not my unicorn, tee hee.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You could slip in a puddle and fall over a handrail in the Gay Factory?
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Chiuki 4 years ago (edited)
Ursula Goff, a creative colorist who specializes in inventive hair art for more than 20 years created this in her shop. https://mymodernmet.com/hair-art-ursula-goff/
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
Fell into a coma at a hair salon, came to like this #oopsydoodledum
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
That's not how blonde hair dye works, but also damn that looks cool
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Oh how terrible! How will you survive at prom with the most beautiful rainbow hair?!
Of course, not all lies are harmful. In fact, sometimes lying is the best approach for protecting privacy and ourselves and others from malice. Some deception, such as boasting and lies in the name of tact and politeness, for example, can also be classified as less than serious.
But bald-faced lies (whether they involve leaving out the truth or putting in something false), are harmful, as they corrode trust and intimacy—the glue of society. No wonder these people got shamed for it!
#6
Just Over 4 Years On And This Still Makes Me Laugh
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Great. Now you got me laughing imagining Osama Bin Laden in front of the towers with a camcorder shouting "It's just a prank bro! I'm making a funny YouTube video!"
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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
'Take my friend's IP address instead'! Haha! The level of ignorance here...
Charlotte A. 4 years ago
and the "I was kidding and also, it wasn't me" *facepalm*
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ZAPanda 4 years ago
oh, little old me Well, don't let me out of your sight
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
"Dutch girl (14) from Rotterdam arrested after American Airlines threat. Investigation continues." https://twitter.com/Politie_Rdam/status/455715116903047168
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Because the Dutch police desperately needed to prove that they're not completely useless with a record of 75% of unsolved crimes.
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Tobias Rieper 4 years ago
first off how dumb can you be to send that in the first place and secondly from your own account with your name and picture
Kona Pake 4 years ago
Guantánamo is lovely this time of year, you’ll love it.
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GoddessOdd 4 years ago
I don't know how old Sarah is, but she's not a child... to call herself Ibrahim from Afghanistan with her profile pic right there shows that she's not a genius, but I hope she got a huge fine or something that will make her use what brain she has in the future. I wonder why she thought it would be funny in the first place.
saynogo 4 years ago
I used to work security at a stadium and people would joke from time to time about having explosives in their bags. They weren’t laughing much when they got hauled down to the police office in the basement.
Steph 4 years ago
Same at an international airport I worked at for a couple of years. Passengers who's bags were checked at security would joke upon finishing with the safety check: "haha, you missed the bomb!" Held up lots of departing flights for further investigation. No, they were not allowed on the flight anymore - but all of their already checked in and loaded luggage had to be removed from the plane. Stupid people!
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Phone Fell And Took This Accident Selfie
River Webb 4 years ago (edited)
"oops I dropped my phone lets get in a super cute pose just in case my phone takes a photo!"
Hotdogking 4 years ago
Honestly, the pose she made when she "dropped" *Cough, did this on purpose, Cough* makes her look like she needs to pee. sorry about my splutter, got a cold
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Alexandra Nara 4 years ago
This is exactly the way I look when I try to catch my falling phone.
William Teach 4 years ago
I always laugh when I drop something that costs upwards of $700-$1200.
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Buren 4 years ago
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 times approximately
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Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
I hope when she turned around to go in, she found that the door had locked behind her. She can take a lot more photos of her freezing her ass off, for "her fans" then
Kitty Jordan 4 years ago
"I dropped my phone and my first instinct is not to try to catch it, but to pose like Marilyn Monroe!"
#8
Dropped My Phone
Tonya Wallace 4 years ago
They could have gotten accolades just because it's a great photo. Why lie about how it was done?
Dani Alexander 4 years ago
How hard is it to say “ I took this really nice photo and I’m so happy with it “ honestly
Queen Jackson. 4 years ago
I mean how it was taken, not how it’s an accident. Obviously it’s not or it wouldn’t be in this article lol.
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#9
Not Like It Was A Photo Shoot Or Anything
Rick 4 years ago
Did he also accidentally start playing the Circle of Life song from The Lion King at the same time?
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
It was 'accidentally' because he was her ex-husband, was stalking her in the bushes, and meant to take photos of her ankles and left ear only
More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
Any parent that uses their kids as props for internet fame and profit should be voted off the island.
Monic Krugell 4 years ago
because people naturally have smoky stares when they look directly into the sun, right?
#10
Sure It Did
A B C 4 years ago
"He is jail" - what dimwit wrote that? Shouldn't reporters, you know, know language and stuff?
I I 4 years ago (edited)
defo a lie , but my dog has laid on my keyboard before and opened up loads of pages , lots of Trump for some reason , i was on Twitter went and made a cuppa , came back to 100+ open pages , most on Trump???? is my dog Alt Right ?? no child porn though thank the Lord EDIT i use a laptop that i left on the sofa
James Pasquini 4 years ago
Your dog probably pressed the ALT and > arrow keys and those right-wing sites were the result.
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Hotdogking 4 years ago
Of course this was in Florida. No offense to any actual humans (and cats) who live their
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Cat just bad typist, was looking for 'kitty porn' and spelled the first with Ds not Ts.
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Can't Fool Us
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
Thank you! This drives me crazy. How confusing is "by accident/on purpose" If you say 'on accident" do you also say "by purpose"?
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GoddessOdd 4 years ago
Are we just not going to talk about the pose she struck for her "on accident" pic?
Stephanie A Mutti 4 years ago
If you block someone, why would you type "blocked"? Isn't the point that they can't see your posts now that they're blocked?
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
she's like lady macbeth her tits are full of poison
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#12
I Think You Proved Your Point
Amy Dodds 4 years ago
What do guys think girls get out of sending nudes? Something back? Yeah we really want to see your naked mole rat, phone charger wrapped around your velvet purse and extra chins from a terrible angle. No thanks.
Lone Wanderer 101 4 years ago
Classy, the first thing he asks is for her to send nudes. It's easy to see why girls have bad impressions of men.
VersaceDreams 4 years ago (edited)
Ḧe text me an eggplant, I text him a peanut"- Dojalations 20:18
#13
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Yeah, sure, because every woman sits like that! Because thats SO comfortable!
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Of course! I've heard when they're alone on a beach with an unknown man zooming in on them, it relaxes them to this extent.
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Tristan J 4 years ago
Excuse me ma'am, I'm a random photographer and have been taking photos of you from afar. Would you like copies to upload to your social media?
ZAPanda 4 years ago
"No thank you sir, I want to lay a charge of harassment and stalking" --- actual answer.
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Ross Warren 4 years ago
Yeah, right. Some rando not only takes her pictures but also gives them to her to post online.
Jake stenhouse 4 years ago
Hey BP. You put this entry in the wrong article. It should be in “ This Online Community Shares “Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened” And Here’re 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones”
Candy Rude 4 years ago
I hate these types of posts... Right up there with "caught me sleeping...." Facepalm
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
What's wrong with "look at these great photos I worked on yesterday with [name of photographer]"?
#14
So Quirky
Firstname Lastname 4 years ago
"Accidental" or not, I am thoroughly jealous that I am not rocking that suit.
Steph 4 years ago
Great minds think alike! So do best friends... I can very well imagine both of them "accidentally" saw the outfit, fell both in love with it and instead of arguing who saw it first and therefore got the privilege to wear it, decided upon going for the "oh!s & ah!s & wow's!" together. That's fair :-)
#15
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
Robber, " It is the law if you say just kidding you can't get arrested. I heard it from a guy that said undercover cops have to identify themselves."
buttonpusher 4 years ago (edited)
Lol I remember when a couple of neighbour kids stormed into the local sweet shop wearing balaclavas and carrying pellet guns, intending to rob the place. They thought their plan was genius. Shop owner is also a neighbour. Surely she'll be so terrified of these two 4ft robbers in school uniform that she'll hand over all the money. "Ryan, John, f**k off home before I tell your mothers!" "We were only messing!"
Oopsydaisy 4 years ago
I'm just wondering at the stupidity of staff who tell a masked armed robber they recognise him. They must have been very confident of their security windows.
#16
“I Didn’t Mean To Imply Mexico Would Actually Pay For It”- Trump, Probably
I I 4 years ago
didn't he even try to deny even saying it? or was that the cheque thing , when he said it might be a check or something ? i can never keep up he said and still does say so much crazy , still got more votes and thats the scary bit
Katchen 4 years ago
He never got more votes than his opponent in either the 2016 or 2020 general elections.
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#17
Oops It Was My Toddler!
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
so they can look nonchalantly attractive without effort. sad sad ego driven people.
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J Garza 4 years ago
If you feel shame for needing the attention then maybe just don't post. But don't blame your 2 year old.
Tristan J 4 years ago
Mine is quite partial to my Sony A7III. Fortunately he remembers where he puts the lens cap.
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Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago
While I don't believe this particular one, what 2 year olds these days can do with smartphones blows my mind.
James Pasquini 4 years ago
And you just happen to tilt your head to one side as if to accidentally pose for that accidental photo shoot.
#18
I'm Just Gonna Accidentally Lead This Parade I Didn't Know About
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I want this day at my work place!! I will finally have a chance to wear my capes
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
I took the wrong plane, so I arrived in another country and I am their new duke. Nice.
Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago
...then you found yourself singing "Donke Shoen" and "Twist & Shout" on a parade float!
Shelli Aderman 4 years ago
Accidentally walked out of work on a Sunday? ON 5TH AVENUE? 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️
s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago
I believe this bc parades are wiley and you can never tell when one is happening until you find yourself leading it, accidentally.
Debra Robinson 4 years ago (edited)
Those marchers are SO SNEAKY! Tsk tsk
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#19
Youtube "Accidentally" Gives Mass Notifications About A Logan Paul Video To People That Aren't Subscribed To Him
Chiuki 4 years ago
Youtube's version of the "accidental d*ck pic"... "Sorry, that was by mistake, but are you into it?"
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I don't know what's worse! A d**k pic or this guy's videos
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Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
It's interesting that social medias always let you know they're mortified at what just happened, but already did and got away with! Like a 3 year old
Diane Aguilar 4 years ago
Seasoned YouTubers will recognize that a notification that looks like that indicates that you're subscribed to that person's channel, i.e. Rachel subscribes to Markiplier. As everyone rightly should.
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How Do You Accidentally Buy A Car
Chiuki 4 years ago
Claiming to accidentally buy a car isn't the flex you think it is - especially with that "mom won't let me keep it" follow-up.
Shanaaia 4 years ago
I accidentally bought a rocket - someone out there who wants to buy it? Elon, are you reading this?
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
😂😂😂 If it's in the right shape, I'm sure he will buy.
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Happens to me all the time! Packages keep coming to my house from accidental online purchases!!! How to make it stop?
Tonya Wallace 4 years ago
🤭🤭🤭🤭 I'll show your post to my husband so he'll finally believe me. "Honey, I have no idea how a footbath spa got delivered here! But isn't it a blessing?!"
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Dre Mosley 4 years ago
Congrats on accidentally buying your expensive, notoriously unreliable status symbol.
Immortal Emperor Paradox 4 years ago
Be sure that you don't 'accidentally' sell yourself off instead of the car.
Emperor Kitten 4 years ago
Woops, I accidentally did like 2 hours of paperwork with an auto-dealer. And then, stinker that I am, I accidentally spent 20K. Silly me.
#21
The Farthest Stretch I've Ever Seen
Mindghost 4 years ago (edited)
I'm sure the phone fell on his eye to unlock it with the eye recognition took its part too in this
GenericPanda09 4 years ago
'Hi, didn't realise how cringeworthy it sounded when i sent it. I'm really sorry and won't do it again.' would have been very refreshing to see instead of the bullshit.
Immortal Emperor Paradox 4 years ago
The second hand embarassment here is so great... Even the baby cousin won't accept this BS.
Petros Vrasivanopoulos 4 years ago
whaaat? doesnt even make sense/ i sighed near a phone and send d**k pics, im sorry(not true, I would NEVER EVER EVER send a d**k pic)
James Pasquini 4 years ago
He was playing with his baby cousin and clicked on speech to text (by accident) and it magically pulled up a text message from 14 hours ago and went right to reply... on its own of course. What's not to believe?
#22
Silly Kids. Always Adding People On Facebook
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
My kid accidentally invited you to go to Iraq. So sorry. Would you like to go? We provide the essential tourist survival kit!
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
If this guy's aim is as bad as his grammar the US would've lost the war in Afghanistan... oh, wait...
#23
Some Phones Start Taking Photos When They Sense You're Drinking Coffee
Vicky Z 4 years ago
My phone is right now forcing me to read this post! I hate when that happens
littlesaresare 4 years ago
Don't you also lay down in bed wearing a hat, holding a hot drink up in one hand, and smiling creepily at the phone you're holding but apparently not using with the other?
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That confused feeling when someone invites you back for a nightcap and it turns out to be a hat instead.
Hannah Williams 4 years ago
He also has the coffee cup the wrong way to drink it stupid boy thinking any of this could be slightly believable
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Levitate and take photos with coffee activated. Wow, my phone is not that of a smart phone.
#24
I Was Hacked, Not That I'm Unpopular
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
"Nothing comes out until I'm ready." I sure hope she's keeping that promise.
Vic 4 years ago
"nothing comes out until I'm ready" is something I hope for, when I need to use the bathroom urgently..
Load More Replies... Rick 4 years ago
This is almost as embarrassing as Lisa Scott Lee promising to quit music if her single didn’t reach the top ten in the UK charts (spoiler: it didn’t, and she didn’t). I say almost as embarrassing, because the latter was recorded as a reality show and the promise and her reaction to failing to chart was recorded for viewers to watch 😂
More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
Nothing is more rewarding than watching celebrities die inside.
#25
Sure Thing Casey
AJ 4 years ago
This happens to me and the Mr frequently. We both own blue jeans, grey sweatpants and plenty white tshirts, and all sneakers look same anyway. Chances are that every now and then there's accidental matching outfit.
Jyndaru 4 years ago (edited)
My husband and I have done it once or twice with grey sweatpants, black t-shirts, black flip flops. Made us giggle. Couples are known to start resembling each other over time, with similar style, shopping at the same stores, etc. So yeah, I'd say this isn't unheard of.
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And then everybody on the street was applauding us because we both made everyone day.
Amelia Williams 3 years ago (edited)
why do they look see thru? looks like they were photoshopped into the pic but the opacity is turned down.
#26
Presidential Oopsie
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
This dipshit was president. And he still has devoted followers. I still can't believe this is real life.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
"How come that every time I say something stupid, all the Fake News make me look even more stupid than I already am? "
Alyson Schaefermeyer, MFA, PhD. 4 years ago
Why did/does he bother lying? He and Honesty simply don’t make a good couple. Call it toxic and walk away, honestly. Honesty is not his color.
J.A. Rogers 4 years ago
Narcissists regularly lie about things they don't have to lie about. It's no excuse, but they appear compelled.
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#27
Accidentally Smiled At The Neighbor’s Dog While Snapping Selfies...here Ya Go
ZAPanda 4 years ago
*sings* *birds land and start tweeting* *does draze test on birds* *cooks birds*
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It's not even that great of a picture and to say here ya go like it's a gift for us
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
Her "smiling at a puppy running by my window" lighting and make up are perfect.
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
That's not the face I'd pull if I saw a flying Labrador, she must be used to it.
#28
I Also Hate When My “Friends” Are Idiots
Chiuki 4 years ago
I get that she's probably fed up with getting creepers hitting on her, but she could just own that outburst.
Daniel Mattock 4 years ago
But she’s on Tinder. Sounds like the guy was trying to break the ice, not be a creep
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Marcellus II 4 years ago
Not sure why blue gave that last explanation instead of just block/unmatch.
#29
Omg Guys Don’t Look!
Chiuki 4 years ago
Yeah, don't go look at it. I'm going to take it down first thing tomorrow, or immediately next Sunday.
littlesaresare 4 years ago
Whatever you do, do not go look at the thing I'm drawing attention to!
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Wait isn't this the make up guy who had a scandal? I've seen his name on bored panda but don't really see him anywhere else. Oh no, let me tell y'all about my accidental yet available nude, so you know it's there, because omg how embarassing right? Idiot
Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago
He dm'd his nudes to some underage boys, wonder if that was accidental...
Load More Replies... Katie Morris 4 years ago
So took a nude photo of himself like we all do in our spare time And then photoshopped the hell out of it - airbrushed the makeup to perfection , posed and then uploaded it for the world to see !
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
but he did all that by accident, obviously. As we all have, from time to time.
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Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Eurgh...I don't like this dude. Apart from his clearly terrible history of grooming, he's also just...off as a person. There was always something not quite right with his personality.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
he's so much of a git they put his nude on github
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#30
Never Seen That Mirror There Before...
River Webb 4 years ago
"i've been living here for the past year, that mirror just appeared yesterday, I swear!"
Red rockin lobster 4 years ago
I never look at myself in the mirror, actually I hate mirrors, i just looove running around the house and barking
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And yet I got my body in the picture entirely. And I posted the picture. Oops! Tee Hee.
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
And made sure to pose my legs even though it was a closeup pic!
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Omg, I didn't see the mirror, let me post it for you all. Whoopsie 🙄
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
Headline got me. No. You didn't never seen it. You never saw it. If you're really going with preposterous suppositions, please do it grammatically. 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Printerman 4 years ago
Didn't know the mirror was there and just happened to offset the phone exactly right to catch my reflection in it. Yeah, that's what happened.
#31
It’s Okay Guys, His Finger Just Slipped
Chiuki 4 years ago
Classic justification - my cat downloaded it (after he's been dragging the LGBQ community for years.) "Porn popped up.. so many times - again and again - then bookmarked itself."
Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago
LGBT*Q. Some people may feel like you're excluding them-please add the T. Don't mean to be an a-hole. Thank you! :)
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
I dont understand why it's so important what other people do in their bed or see in their porno. Unless it's a priest or a against LGBT politic.
#32
Totally An Accident!
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
She looks like a Disney villain at the end of her song about to cast a spel and to laugh maniacally until ravens take flight.
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Yes because you grab things with closed fingers, 100% natural. Just retake the accidental photo until you get it right, OK?
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
thought the same thing about the fingers. invisible beer can.
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Wise beauty 4 years ago
I mean even though it was a lie; can we take a second to appreciate the lightning in this picture.
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
I inadvertently spent several hours putting on makeup, and then suddenly, as I accidentally turned to be perfectly in frame, I decided to put a fake smile on my face for the unplanned photo.
#33
Whoops, She Really Thought That Angle Would Get Her Face.
13 4 years ago
What humble brag? She doesn't have an ass to speak of and I'm racking my brain trying to remember if I've ever seen more unflattering swimwear.
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#34
Accidentally Have Sex Eh?
Chiuki 4 years ago
There seems to be an inconceivably huge amount of 'accidental' mechanics involved in this theory.
Monday 4 years ago
No no you don't understand, I was taking a shower at [friend]'s house cause they spilled soda alllll over me and then when I got out I realized I didn't have a towel so I went out of the bathroom to get one, but [friend] was busy changing because someone spilled soda alllll over him too and I bumped into him and we both fell over and just couldn't get up.
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Tobias Rieper 4 years ago
yeah accidental you slip and fall and keep trying to get up and keep slipping meanwhile your clothes fall off
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Using their logic it's the fault of the woman if her man accidentally cheats on her.
#35
Some Ladies Got The Curse
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
But I'm born this way and you're a pig for not letting me be my own true self.
#36
Sure Buddy
Chiuki 4 years ago
"I'm a pathetic loser who's trying to buy a girlfriend"... why don't you just go to a brothel, ya sad incel?
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Nothing implies he is an incel. We would need to see his face.
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paaaaper, awakeeeeeeese, Youu……, Soo yuuh, yuuh, beeeeeen, p e r f e c t.
#37
Haha That Was So Random
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
Yeah, pretty normal for most men's d***s to just pop out at random. Happens a lot, and is really inconvenient at times. Have some empathy and think about that next time you want to complain about creepy guys, ladies!
Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago
"Haha that was so random" sounds like when my mom caught me playing Among Us when I wasn't allowed to
Rick 4 years ago
Well, we didn’t see the pic. It could have been a small accident.
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Whoops, God Must Have Done It!
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
Excuse me, Lord Jesus, could you snap a quick photo of my boo and I? Thanks, Lord.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
He is both very handsome and very ugly at the same time... That's perturbing.
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
That's Lordie for you, just snapping away when you least expect it. This excuse will probably work well for him when young girls start getting pics of his d**k, too.
#39
Oops
#40
My 12 Year Old Brothers “Girlfriend” Wants To Talk To Him, He Doesn’t Want To Talk To Her And Asks Me To Pretend He’s Asleep (He Told Me To Send The Photo)
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Ok if he's 12, maybe chat to him or farm it out to parents? This isn't healthy for anyone involved
David Mitchell 4 years ago
She's only 12. Cut the poor girl a break. With all the unrealistic body images thrown at kids on Instagram and other social media, does it surprise anyone she's a bit insecure?
#41
Nice Guitar
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Banana for scale. That could be her name, I'm sticking with that 🤷♀️
More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
The guitar is surprisingly NOT the cheapest thing in that picture.
Sergey Fraimovich 4 years ago
Price isn't the only thing that's firm. ... ... I'll... shut up now
#42
Oops Didn't Mean To Buy A 6k$ PC
Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago
For a second I read “built” instead of “bought” but now life makes sense
#43
It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down
#44
Oh You Silly Buzzfeed, Ordering Bull Sperm By Accident, Aren't You So Goofy
Diane Aguilar 4 years ago
Every time I see something from Buzzfeed I thank [insert your favorite deity here] a little more for the existence of Bored Panda.
ZAPanda 4 years ago
for someone with the latin name 'christmas cow', I'd keep quiet.
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Darn Those Accidental Texts
Rick 4 years ago
Huh? Since when do you buy a second hand phone but not get a new number? The whole exchange seems “accidental” to me…Reddit clout?
Noel Bovae 4 years ago
Not saying this particular text exchange is 100% legit, but He/She probably meant to use the word "number," instead of "phone." I've gotten new phones/numbers before and had people text me looking for drugs. Even contemplated going to the police, but in the end said ef-it.
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#46
Haha Yeah It Was My Friend
Chiuki 4 years ago (edited)
Sounds like desparate homie is about 5 seconds away from a face-planting mysoginistic rant where he outs himself with that "i thought you weren't like other girls" line.
Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago
When people say "I know I'm not perfect" it's like... Well, nobody is... So what are you trying to say?
Tolga ÜSTÜN 4 years ago
I heard their voices in my head when I read this and laughs at the end are soo creepy... Boy's face is fake even in the drawing! :)
#47
Yeah, What A Coincidence
Kanuli 4 years ago
Want me to calculate the chance for this to happen? The chance of this to be false is actually the exact opposite of the chance of this to happen by chance ;) Like yes, there is a chance, that all you clothes would come perfectly folded out of the dryer...but it will still likely never happen in our universe ;)
#48
Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Because his phone already knew what was coming after "Videochat soon"....
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Given that 'nakey' is not a word, I'd be interested to know WTF is wrong with your autocorrect.
#49
Double Oops
#50
My Bad
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
how do you realise the huge error as you type it and still post it was this guy the chernobyl nuclear power plant's timetable manager
#51
I Didn't Mean To Say Hi...
#52
Someone I Follow Posted This On His Insta Story
#53
So Relatable
Vic 4 years ago
Wanted to buy 'puma' ended up buying a'jaguar'. Can't read, and both cats looked similar..
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Erin Eubanks 4 years ago
I thought women made better decisions than that. If it's a guy...dude cut your fingernails!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
You shouldn't go shopping unattended if you don't know the difference between pants and a car. You also shouldn't be driving a car if you don't know that difference.
#54
Oops, Accidentally Showed Off His Girlfriend And Pointed It Out In Case We Didn't See It
Ross Warren 4 years ago
Probably not even his girlfriend. Just some booty pic he found online.
#55
Sorry I Was An Asshole, Didn't Mean To
Wise beauty 4 years ago
“I’m actually a nice guy.” Ladies this is a sentence you need to look out for
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Yeah, a "test"... It is like the whole "If you had apologized your punishment would have been reduced" bullshit speech from parents. You don't need to justify your reply.
#56
Really We Didn't.
Chiuki 4 years ago
This was done intentionally by the jackhole developer. Resulting lawsuit determined that he must now replace the tree at his own considerable expense (more than $335k.) Another incident cost the culprit $700k - they had to sell their house to cover the cost of replacing the tree.
Rick 4 years ago
I’m not sure if you’re talking about another incident or the one above, but in the case of the one above, the charges were considerably lessened, and he actually chopped down 72 protected trees, not just that one.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
It reminds me of the current socialist mayor of Paris. A century-old famous wisteria in Montmartre. Why? Because they thought it was dead, although it was on private land... It was not dead, it was just winter. It is dead now.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You said "socialist" as an insult again. Guess what time it is now.
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#57
Subtle, Very Subtle.
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
I think they believe the female will swoon with pleasure on seeing such a small item
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
It's very easy to. It's like Fish Town, Liberia.
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 4 years ago
"ignore my d..k", and all the stupid stuff around included, promise !
Ray Martin 4 years ago
Seriously? This from a guy whose BP bio claims to be an "Extreme introvert" and "Detach my personal life from social media long time ago, it's scary out there."?
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I Think This Belongs Here. That Question Seemed Serious.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
What do you say when you are a girl and you want an excuse to be mad at someone? "Incel!"
#59
My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs
#60
Oh
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
If we're going to post every stupid thing every idiot youtuber said or did, BP would get annoyingly boring.
Yort 4 years ago
It’s not already boring enough with “Americans are stupid and racist and the only ones who ever do bad things” compilations every week?
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#61
Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate.
GenericPanda09 4 years ago
xd. I got sent an email off Boots (uk pharmacy brand) years ago congratulating me on my pregnancy and welcoming me to their parenting newsletter and oddly enough they seemed to be under the impression i was female and shared the same name as my ex wife. I ignored it but i'm totally sure my ex just happened to fill in the registration form accidentally with my email address - 4 years after we'd divorced.
Yort 4 years ago
So it’s petty of the guy to share a censored version of his ex wife telling him she’s married? What bullshit??
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Definitely The Wrong Person (He’s Done This Before)
#63
Ooopsy Daisy
#64
Just Applying To Some Scholarships!
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Who the f**k would look at their laptop like that. Ugh this list annoys me, but I cannot stop reading! It's like the book from that little old woman in Bath. I'm doomed
I I 4 years ago
same , even went out and came back in thinking "there was the odd good one" ......annoying but self inflicted , we're cray cray
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#65
Posted On R/Thathappened Aaaages Ago, Basically This Dude Told Me This Art Was His Then Said His Friend Hacked His Account. I Haven't Spoken To Him Since
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
Love the no bs approach to calling him out and not letting him off the hook.
13 4 years ago
Disagree. Nothing special about it. IG is stuffed to the brim by mediocre "artists" like this. Take a course and you practice a little you'll be up to this level in a few weeks. Days if you have a little talent
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You see, plagiarism is only ok when the person you're plagiarising is evil and doesn't deserve recognition.
#66
Ex Tries To Guilt Me A Week After Promising To Pay Back $30 For "Accidentally" Using My Card To Pay For Food Delivery.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Let's play a funeral march on the tiniest violin in the world for this poor person.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
Put the red containers up for sale for $30 and "accidentally" send her the link to the ad.
Sleepy Panda 4 years ago
My father always told me don't lend money to a friend unless you are willing to forget about the debt or lose a friend.
#67
Literacy Essay
Xen Commissions 4 years ago
That's actually very plausible. There've been at least two times where I've accidentally uploaded the wrong file on CANVAS.
Gelato Cat 4 years ago
I did this once, I was applying for a leadership role and my teacher told Me I didn't have to write a speech, so decided to do like 3 sentences on stuff and added a picture of a cat to make it less awkward ( plz don't ask why) anyway the principal was not amused
#68
The Fact That 1 And 2 Are Exact Opposites Made This Better
#69
Like Seriously
#70
Accident Photos Are The Best Photos.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago (edited)
She's oddly dressed up for just sitting at home...
#71
Just A Dare
#72
Co-Worker 'Accidentally' Typed And Sent.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Tip : if you want to tell that lie, at least send it in another message.
Crowsgoin*brrr* 3 years ago
Thanks butiful, Oops *but hav ful* That is definitely what I meant Definitely
#73
You Wanna Fuc..... I Mean, Truck! You Want A Truck?
#74
Supernatural 4 years ago
See...guys like this should be exposed..every time on every format...after that level of abuse why protect his identity?
#75
Girl Responded In Two Seconds After She Said This
Chiuki 4 years ago
Drunk texting. Home-girl, it's right there above. Can you not read what you just wrote?
Caroline Rendell 4 years ago
on snapchat chats delete, so even though he can still see what she said, it would've disappeared on her screen if she'd left the chat after she sent it :))
Load More Replies... troufaki13 4 years ago
I have a huge crush on someone... Maybe I will try this and hope he doesn't find me too much of a psychopath! 😂😂😂😂
#76
Oh Wow, My Political Opinion! How Did That Get There?
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Oh, you are such a good person, so better than everyone else, and also so humble! /s
#77
Random Girl From My Town, Haven't Spoke To Her Once In My Entire Life.
Chiuki 4 years ago
The desparate "U want sum f*k" mating call. How can I combine a facepalm with a super cringe?
Erin Eubanks 4 years ago
You've never spoken to her, but somehow have her as a friend on social media.
#78
My Sister Is Just.. Ughh
Chiuki 4 years ago
"I'm totally not a virgin" isn't the strong persuasion that you think it is.
Leah Helbig 4 years ago
Be proud to be a virgin and maintain it as long as possible. You will feel like a pure white unicorn in a sea of dirty donkeys. When i met my husband he was excited to find our i was still a virgin. And now he always brags to his friends i got the new car and you guys all got trade ins. And it really breaks my heart to hear my 18 year old and his friends talk about how promiscuous kids are. Have respect for yourself its gross to sleep with a bunch of people
#79
I’m Sure It Was Accidental...
Yort 4 years ago
You assume they’re straight and single because they pretended to take two nearly identical photos on accident? Weirdo.
Load More Replies... Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
He's been sitting there on that phone for a year. I almost did the same playing Angry Birds the first time.
#80
Dont Open It!
Erin Eubanks 4 years ago (edited)
I love that they leave the Bitmoji, just in case you might recognize
#81
Accidental Genius.
La Kalypso 4 years ago
Imagine meeting this person in real life... the smugness, the superiority oozing out of every pore... some people are better left virtual.
#82
This Guy Bargains
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"so, if you don't want me to buy the other one that totally exists, you should lower your price for me (wink)"
#83
This "Prankster" Landed In My Spam Messages
#84
Airbnb Host Tried To Double The Price
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
After having to point out to the host that Airbnb doesn't allow scamming, the stay was mildly tolerable. Would not recommend.
#85
''i Didn't Realise I Was Writing In A Fictional Language!''
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
And I can't teach myself spanish. Shame on me. I'm re-downloading duolingo right now.
ZAPanda 4 years ago
tbh learning an alphabet is way easier than learning a whole language.
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#86
This Girl I Went To High School With
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Proudly announcing how they are paying through their nose to live in an apartment.
#87
I Have Them Too, Of Course!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Come on, guys. Wasn't it clear from the start that Alicja was kidding?
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Actually, when you go to space it goes "aaaaaaa aaaaa AAAAA aaa" and there's pianos and flutes and stuff.
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One Of My Own From A Few Years Ago. Had A Huge Crush On This Guy And Wanted To Start A Conversation So This Is How I Did It.
Poultry Geist 4 years ago
Omg I’ve accidentally messaged someone something I was trying to google
#89
Htc "Accidentally" Coded In Ads Into The Default Keyboard App
Noel Benavente 4 years ago
oh yes, it might have been a missing " ; "... it's a common mistake.
#91
Instagram Explore Is A Goldmine
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I don't see how this is lying. Someone who hasn't slept in that long would definitely make a mistake like this.
Yort 4 years ago
Okay you obviously have no reason to believe me, but I’ve had problems where I was so in the zone that I tried to ctrl+z on paper, and have had several times where I saw a post on my tumblr dashboard and thought “wow this person says just what I’m thinking!” but it was my post I just didn’t remember writing. This one is entirely plausible.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
I’ve tried to two-finger-tap to undo like procreate on paper many times.
#92
Oops, I Never Said That!
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
To be honest, Boogie is an awful person. He said about internet trolls (which the above tweet is about as he interacted with them more than with fans): "I think that there are rapists and Nazis out there who... are more redeemable than you because at least they're doing something they believe in."
Yort 4 years ago
I see where he’s coming from. Like, racism and rape is of course terrible, but just relentlessly bullying people online for no reason other than it’s funny to the person is also terrible. So like, in practice trolls aren’t worse than Nazis and rapists, but some trolls make people suicidal and that’s not exactly BETTER than Nazis or rapists. They’re all just different sides of the horror cube.
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I Was Sleeping?
#94
Woop Woop Wah Wah
Firstname Lastname 4 years ago
The sheer dedication to type out that much trumpet dialogue. I wish I could commit to something that enthusiastically.
#95
Haha Sorry That Was My Friend... Wyd Later Tho
ZAPanda 4 years ago
look to be honest, I find trump fascinating in the same way I find jersey shore fascinating. Fake tan, stupid, a bit like a 20 car pileup on an interstate. Fascinating, but a disaster. Or is that, such a disaster that it is fascinating?
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The tangerine toddler doesn't need anyone to tell him how and when to fire someone. The idiot was still playing the real life version of the Apprentice when he played the role of a president.
#96
I Hate When This Happens
readingthequibbler 4 years ago
I did this on an email to a teacher. Now my computer has like 10 folders to everthing so I can keep organized beyond need. My teacher at least was cool about it.
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What do you think ?
Goth mouse (they/them) 4 years ago
When your phone really takes a picture by accident its not a perfectly posed flattering picture its usually a close up of your nose or ear or something 😂
V Martinez 4 years ago
And for the pics of the phone/camera "falling", wouldn't the pics, or some of them, come out blurry? Or do they take these amazing pics while they are moving? (Not the video or slow panoramic pics.) I'm not up to speed with the photo tech and what it can/can't do.
Load More Replies... Charlotte A. 4 years ago
If nothing else, this page makes me feel very happy about being middle aged and fairly sensible.
John Baker 4 years ago
There are stockyards in Texas not half as full of bullshit as this post.
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
Why do people lie? To intentionally try and deceive people, just why? I cannot stand a liar.
J.A. Rogers 4 years ago
Because they're unhappy with who they really are. It's sad and pathetic.
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Quinn Alexander 4 years ago
Man I do not understand people who think they have to lie to post pics. "I look nice" "Damn I have a fine ass" Be f*****g proud of it, you'll seem SIGNIFICANTLY less vain if you're just honest about it.
M M 4 years ago (edited)
My son (then 7y) once accidently published photos of his pumpkins as introductory photos on a map for an office in the neighbourhood. Gave him my phone to take the pictures and when I got the phone back, I noticed what he managed to do. I hope the place managed to remove the pictures. I was really glad, that I never take any nudes. :-)
Immortal Emperor Paradox 4 years ago
I'm guessing these guys have something like a chunnibyou? Except that believing that they have superpowers, they feel the need to gain attention?
Goth mouse (they/them) 4 years ago
When your phone really takes a picture by accident its not a perfectly posed flattering picture its usually a close up of your nose or ear or something 😂
V Martinez 4 years ago
And for the pics of the phone/camera "falling", wouldn't the pics, or some of them, come out blurry? Or do they take these amazing pics while they are moving? (Not the video or slow panoramic pics.) I'm not up to speed with the photo tech and what it can/can't do.
Load More Replies... Charlotte A. 4 years ago
If nothing else, this page makes me feel very happy about being middle aged and fairly sensible.
John Baker 4 years ago
There are stockyards in Texas not half as full of bullshit as this post.
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
Why do people lie? To intentionally try and deceive people, just why? I cannot stand a liar.
J.A. Rogers 4 years ago
Because they're unhappy with who they really are. It's sad and pathetic.
Load More Replies... Quinn Alexander 4 years ago
Man I do not understand people who think they have to lie to post pics. "I look nice" "Damn I have a fine ass" Be f*****g proud of it, you'll seem SIGNIFICANTLY less vain if you're just honest about it.
M M 4 years ago (edited)
My son (then 7y) once accidently published photos of his pumpkins as introductory photos on a map for an office in the neighbourhood. Gave him my phone to take the pictures and when I got the phone back, I noticed what he managed to do. I hope the place managed to remove the pictures. I was really glad, that I never take any nudes. :-)
Immortal Emperor Paradox 4 years ago
I'm guessing these guys have something like a chunnibyou? Except that believing that they have superpowers, they feel the need to gain attention?
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