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It can be pretty tempting to jump to lying after, for example, texting your crush goes horribly wrong. "Omg, my friend stole my phone and sent you that message as a joke, that totally wasn't me. I would never say that, lol."

But there's only so much bending a narrative can take. Overdo it, and you're exposed. Plus, people aren't as gullible as we might think.

And I have the perfect subreddit to back up these claims. It's called r/OopsDidntMeanTo and the pictures its members share expose all kinds of "accidents."

From bringing a Labrador to a meeting with a dog-phobic person to buying a Range Rover, here are some of the most ridiculous ones. If these situations won't prove to you that it's better to just accept your embarrassment than run away from it, nothing will.

#1

Bugs Caught Me Slippin

Bugs Caught Me Slippin

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    #2

    Oops Putin Didn't Mean To

    Oops Putin Didn't Mean To

    sagitta42 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smug smirk says otherwise, 'Putain'. Oh whoops. Typo 🤷‍♀️

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    Bella DePaulo, Ph.D., a psychologist at the University of Virginia, said that lying is simply a condition of life. In her research she found that both men and women lie in approximately a fifth of their social exchanges lasting 10 or more minutes. And over the course of a week, we deceive about 30 percent of people we have one on one interactions with.

    There are, however, some differences between the sexes. Women are more likely to tell altruistic lies to avoid hurting other people’s feelings, and men are more likely to lie about themselves. De Paulo discovered that men lie more often to impress. Consider this: a typical conversation between two guys contains about eight times as many self-oriented lies as it does lies about others.

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    #3

    I Hate It When That Happens

    I Hate It When That Happens

    ILoveSpoons4 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg dude I know how it feels, it happens to me alll the time!

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    #4

    I'm Sure The Cnn Editor Just Forgot It

    I'm Sure The Cnn Editor Just Forgot It

    jonnot Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that dumbass spray tanned his c**k

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    #5

    What A Tragedy

    What A Tragedy

    steevkelp Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I hate when that happens *hair flip*. I tried to dye my hair darker because it was a bit straw-like, and it turned to gold. Poor me. Married to the king, feeling cute, might lose baby to an imp guy later, idk 💋 Kisses!

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    Of course, not all lies are harmful. In fact, sometimes lying is the best approach for protecting privacy and ourselves and others from malice. Some deception, such as boasting and lies in the name of tact and politeness, for example, can also be classified as less than serious.

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    But bald-faced lies (whether they involve leaving out the truth or putting in something false), are harmful, as they corrode trust and intimacy—the glue of society. No wonder these people got shamed for it!

    #6

    Just Over 4 Years On And This Still Makes Me Laugh

    Just Over 4 Years On And This Still Makes Me Laugh

    No_Name_Is_Left Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrorism isn't something you do 'as a joke'.

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    #7

    Phone Fell And Took This Accident Selfie

    Phone Fell And Took This Accident Selfie

    ergoegthatis Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oops I dropped my phone lets get in a super cute pose just in case my phone takes a photo!"

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    #8

    Dropped My Phone

    Dropped My Phone

    Ryan1sB1_ Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "dropped my phone" 97 times to get this accidentally epic photo!

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    #9

    Not Like It Was A Photo Shoot Or Anything

    Not Like It Was A Photo Shoot Or Anything

    sgtsandwich Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he also accidentally start playing the Circle of Life song from The Lion King at the same time?

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    #10

    Sure It Did

    Sure It Did

    DTJC Report

    #11

    Can't Fool Us

    Can't Fool Us

    AlwaysShip Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're a creep and a psycho when you're shaming a liar.

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    #12

    I Think You Proved Your Point

    I Think You Proved Your Point

    ChuckDimeCliff Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, please don't accidentally send me a d*ck pic!

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    #13

    dannysdfe Report

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sure, because every woman sits like that! Because thats SO comfortable!

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! I've heard when they're alone on a beach with an unknown man zooming in on them, it relaxes them to this extent.

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    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me ma'am, I'm a random photographer and have been taking photos of you from afar. Would you like copies to upload to your social media?

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No thank you sir, I want to lay a charge of harassment and stalking" --- actual answer.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A random photographer that she booked, paid for and had retouch all her completely accidental photos. I always sit like that at the beach and never notice dudes wandering around me taking my picture.

    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right. Some rando not only takes her pictures but also gives them to her to post online.

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey BP. You put this entry in the wrong article. It should be in “ This Online Community Shares “Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened” And Here’re 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones”

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A random photographer took pro shots and then offered to sell them to you, and instead of being freaked out you bought them, you vain vain woman! 😆

    Candy Rude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate these types of posts... Right up there with "caught me sleeping...." Facepalm

    Lainie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I walked like a fairy at sunset, I'd s**t myself with fear of being photographed without my knowledge.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with "look at these great photos I worked on yesterday with [name of photographer]"?

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be hard for her having permanent Barbie doll feet and having to tiptoe everywhere she goes.She can't even sit without them pointing!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do their followers actually believe this nonsense? Then again...people were buying bathwater a while back.

    La Kalypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These types of posts are potentially dangerous. Younger people might believe that these situations (the fairy tale ones, understand fame and fortune from just walking on the beach) happen in real life and won't be alarmed if some creep takes pictures of them.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So normally you don't want strangers to take your pictures at the beach, except when they 'accidentally' turn out to be super charming

    Jean Peterson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first i was freaked out I had a stalker, but then I saw the shots... And OMG!! I feel like it was just meant to be ya know? Like he just loves me as much as I love me, what could go wrong?!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s hard enough to get an animal to parade in front of your camera, but how did you get this wild girl to parade in front of your camera

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even you would be dumb enough to believe that bs, honey.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s gorgeous of course but these pics get on my nerves ! The top right something about the swinging of her arms bothers me ! 😂

    Dog_Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! Hate it when I’m the only one on the beach in perfect weather, just as the sunset is at the perfect moment, then a photographer randomly takes photos of me. 🙄

    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but when I take photos of females at the beach, that I don't know, I am a "creep".. *EYEROLL*

    Time2roll86
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine her saying unintentional, and spontaneous photo shoots in a super dramatic high pitched voice. Lol

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t likes showing her ass off too

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats the problem with just being honest? Why the story? Don’t be ughlie.

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so wooden in every pic I can’t figure out what she’s trying to achieve. Maybe getting a non-ugly bathing suit that fits would help. And a real photographer.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did it while I was randomly holding my stomach in.

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all creepy, walking around within 15 feet of some perv taking photos of you, then?

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how stiff and posed and unnatural she looks.

    C W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I'm always sitting at the beach with my arms back at that odd angle

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was random, what are you doing posting photos?

    Rembrandt Q. Einstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm sure you were perfectly fine with some stranger taking pictures of you in a bikini without your knowledge. You're so full of s*I# your eyes are brown.

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the magic of sucking in one's gut while on tiptoe.

    Liam Tranum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah (accidentally poses in cutesy selfie pose) oh some random person took a photo of me walking back and forth in a revealing swim suit yeah sure.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be quiet Mazer, keep those snide comments to yourself

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every girl who has a shape to be a model need validation from stranger about her beauty to feel appreciated. it's sad

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so sad that such a beautiful lady will be so attention desperate

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becus it's okay if if a random stranger takes photos of you halfway dancing on the beach in a bikini

    Vee Lyons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame about the flat backside.

    Katie Morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah whatever believe your own lies hahah

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah and you just happened to be posing for crying out loud its a nice picture just take credit for it why lie

    Red rockin lobster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also toe walking on sand... feels like flying

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, and that’s not seriously, stalky scary that they took photos of you…

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    #14

    So Quirky

    So Quirky

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Accidental" or not, I am thoroughly jealous that I am not rocking that suit.

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    #15

    Kane_richards Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was just a felonious prank! But can i still keep the money?

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    #16

    “I Didn’t Mean To Imply Mexico Would Actually Pay For It”- Trump, Probably

    “I Didn’t Mean To Imply Mexico Would Actually Pay For It”- Trump, Probably

    HOB123 Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't he even try to deny even saying it? or was that the cheque thing , when he said it might be a check or something ? i can never keep up he said and still does say so much crazy , still got more votes and thats the scary bit

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    #17

    Oops It Was My Toddler!

    Oops It Was My Toddler!

    Purple_Pistachio Report

    Helenium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people lie, so you took a nice photo just own it

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    #18

    I'm Just Gonna Accidentally Lead This Parade I Didn't Know About

    I'm Just Gonna Accidentally Lead This Parade I Didn't Know About

    WantTacos Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidental activism again... but to be fair, it was Casual Cape Friday!

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    #19

    Youtube "Accidentally" Gives Mass Notifications About A Logan Paul Video To People That Aren't Subscribed To Him

    Youtube "Accidentally" Gives Mass Notifications About A Logan Paul Video To People That Aren't Subscribed To Him

    TeamYouTube Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youtube's version of the "accidental d*ck pic"... "Sorry, that was by mistake, but are you into it?"

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    #20

    How Do You Accidentally Buy A Car

    How Do You Accidentally Buy A Car

    AnticShroom , safeersnaps Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claiming to accidentally buy a car isn't the flex you think it is - especially with that "mom won't let me keep it" follow-up.

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    #21

    The Farthest Stretch I've Ever Seen

    The Farthest Stretch I've Ever Seen

    paulblartmallcap Report

    Mindghost
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the phone fell on his eye to unlock it with the eye recognition took its part too in this

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    #22

    Silly Kids. Always Adding People On Facebook

    Silly Kids. Always Adding People On Facebook

    SaltOnTheFan Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are recruiters so desparate as to resort to these tricks?

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    #23

    Some Phones Start Taking Photos When They Sense You're Drinking Coffee

    Some Phones Start Taking Photos When They Sense You're Drinking Coffee

    ergoegthatis Report

    La Kalypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need for attention is strong on this one.

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    #24

    I Was Hacked, Not That I'm Unpopular

    I Was Hacked, Not That I'm Unpopular

    xxx_trojanwormdotexe Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nothing comes out until I'm ready." I sure hope she's keeping that promise.

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    #25

    Sure Thing Casey

    Sure Thing Casey

    casey Report

    #26

    Presidential Oopsie

    Presidential Oopsie

    truarte2 Report

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor Donald... so much plagued by the media... 😉

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    #27

    Accidentally Smiled At The Neighbor’s Dog While Snapping Selfies...here Ya Go

    Accidentally Smiled At The Neighbor’s Dog While Snapping Selfies...here Ya Go

    JohnWeed4-20 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the neighbours dog on the roof or something?

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    #28

    I Also Hate When My “Friends” Are Idiots

    I Also Hate When My “Friends” Are Idiots

    kris_5740 Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that she's probably fed up with getting creepers hitting on her, but she could just own that outburst.

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    #29

    Omg Guys Don’t Look!

    Omg Guys Don’t Look!

    reddit.com Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, don't go look at it. I'm going to take it down first thing tomorrow, or immediately next Sunday.

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    #30

    Never Seen That Mirror There Before...

    Never Seen That Mirror There Before...

    DieEneBart Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i've been living here for the past year, that mirror just appeared yesterday, I swear!"

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    #31

    It’s Okay Guys, His Finger Just Slipped

    It’s Okay Guys, His Finger Just Slipped

    miscellaneousbean Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic justification - my cat downloaded it (after he's been dragging the LGBQ community for years.) "Porn popped up.. so many times - again and again - then bookmarked itself."

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    #32

    Totally An Accident!

    Totally An Accident!

    friggin_scene_bean Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any guesses on how many 'takes' this accident took? I guess 14.

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    #33

    Whoops, She Really Thought That Angle Would Get Her Face.

    Whoops, She Really Thought That Angle Would Get Her Face.

    whatwilko Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could be a little less obvious if you want to humble brag.

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    #34

    Accidentally Have Sex Eh?

    Accidentally Have Sex Eh?

    CosmicVeritas Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There seems to be an inconceivably huge amount of 'accidental' mechanics involved in this theory.

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    #35

    Some Ladies Got The Curse

    Some Ladies Got The Curse

    WellForFoxSake_ Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not 'cursed' it's 'infidelity' and it's a choice. Do better. Be better.

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    #36

    Sure Buddy

    Sure Buddy

    TheTrenchCoatMafia Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a pathetic loser who's trying to buy a girlfriend"... why don't you just go to a brothel, ya sad incel?

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    #37

    Haha That Was So Random

    Haha That Was So Random

    AyUwot Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "just happened to be out while messing with my camera and hitting the 5-part sharing sequence" isn't a good defense or a good visual.

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    #38

    Whoops, God Must Have Done It!

    Whoops, God Must Have Done It!

    cptcrunch2600 Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that guy the model for the Easter Island's statues ?

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    #39

    Oops

    Oops

    DarthInkero Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abuse them, find out she's attractive, try to walk your a$$holiness back. What a d*ck move.

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    #40

    My 12 Year Old Brothers “Girlfriend” Wants To Talk To Him, He Doesn’t Want To Talk To Her And Asks Me To Pretend He’s Asleep (He Told Me To Send The Photo)

    My 12 Year Old Brothers “Girlfriend” Wants To Talk To Him, He Doesn’t Want To Talk To Her And Asks Me To Pretend He’s Asleep (He Told Me To Send The Photo)

    ErrorNameNotReal Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🚩🚩🚩🚩Sounds 100% schizophrenic. Run.

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    #41

    Nice Guitar

    Nice Guitar

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale. That could be her name, I'm sticking with that 🤷‍♀️

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    #42

    Oops Didn't Mean To Buy A 6k$ PC

    Oops Didn't Mean To Buy A 6k$ PC

    Lorenzum Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish i had a 6000$ to waste too

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    #43

    It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down

    It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down

    pentapous Report

    #44

    Oh You Silly Buzzfeed, Ordering Bull Sperm By Accident, Aren't You So Goofy

    Oh You Silly Buzzfeed, Ordering Bull Sperm By Accident, Aren't You So Goofy

    FlyNibba Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Design your perfect wedding cake and we’ll tell you what crazy item you accidentally order from the Internet you are”.

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    #45

    Darn Those Accidental Texts

    Darn Those Accidental Texts

    Baconskull Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? Since when do you buy a second hand phone but not get a new number? The whole exchange seems “accidental” to me…Reddit clout?

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    #46

    Haha Yeah It Was My Friend

    Haha Yeah It Was My Friend

    Fusional_Gaming Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like desparate homie is about 5 seconds away from a face-planting mysoginistic rant where he outs himself with that "i thought you weren't like other girls" line.

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    #47

    Yeah, What A Coincidence

    Yeah, What A Coincidence

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    #48

    Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey

    Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey

    unwashedbodypillow95 Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what was it 'supposed' to say, pervert? "You wanna get me..... what?"

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    #49

    Double Oops

    Double Oops

    skynomads Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know you're able to delete those, right?

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    #50

    My Bad

    My Bad

    bamz23 Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidental activism - all in the same message. At least own it, homie.

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    #51

    I Didn't Mean To Say Hi...

    I Didn't Mean To Say Hi...

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    #52

    Someone I Follow Posted This On His Insta Story

    Someone I Follow Posted This On His Insta Story

    bombasser Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you can delete those and repost to your private, right, humble bragger?

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    #53

    So Relatable

    So Relatable

    drumforthewin Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spelled 'intentionally' wrong.

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    #54

    Oops, Accidentally Showed Off His Girlfriend And Pointed It Out In Case We Didn't See It

    Oops, Accidentally Showed Off His Girlfriend And Pointed It Out In Case We Didn't See It

    Pegion Report

    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not even his girlfriend. Just some booty pic he found online.

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    #55

    Sorry I Was An Asshole, Didn't Mean To

    Sorry I Was An Asshole, Didn't Mean To

    Frankrod29 Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She dodged a bullet. This is something more girls should try - to see if these a$$holes out themselves.

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    #56

    Really We Didn't.

    Really We Didn't.

    princess_skate_7 Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was done intentionally by the jackhole developer. Resulting lawsuit determined that he must now replace the tree at his own considerable expense (more than $335k.) Another incident cost the culprit $700k - they had to sell their house to cover the cost of replacing the tree.

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    #57

    Subtle, Very Subtle.

    Subtle, Very Subtle.

    reddit.com Report

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question - why DO men send d**k pictures?

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    #58

    I Think This Belongs Here. That Question Seemed Serious.

    I Think This Belongs Here. That Question Seemed Serious.

    diosdaddy Report

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 3356 potential buyers, what's she moaning about?

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    #59

    My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs

    My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs

    Zompokenator03 Report

    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you broke up with someone and didn't tell them why?

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    #60

    Oh

    Oh

    isinstrumentamayo Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we're going to post every stupid thing every idiot youtuber said or did, BP would get annoyingly boring.

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    #61

    Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate.

    Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate.

    ebeattie96 Report

    #62

    Definitely The Wrong Person (He’s Done This Before)

    Definitely The Wrong Person (He’s Done This Before)

    reddit.com Report

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took him quite a while to realize this was "the wrong person. Oops."

    #63

    Ooopsy Daisy

    Ooopsy Daisy

    Orbital_Exile Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use the oven every day, yet somehow didn't notice is was full of burned rolls. Man - y'all gotta get into rehab. You're gonna burn your damn house down.

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    #64

    Just Applying To Some Scholarships!

    Just Applying To Some Scholarships!

    mdgayns Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k would look at their laptop like that. Ugh this list annoys me, but I cannot stop reading! It's like the book from that little old woman in Bath. I'm doomed

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    #65

    Posted On R/Thathappened Aaaages Ago, Basically This Dude Told Me This Art Was His Then Said His Friend Hacked His Account. I Haven't Spoken To Him Since

    Posted On R/Thathappened Aaaages Ago, Basically This Dude Told Me This Art Was His Then Said His Friend Hacked His Account. I Haven't Spoken To Him Since

    reddit.com Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude's have an imaginary argument with himself instead of owning up. Red flags. Hit that block button.

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    #66

    Ex Tries To Guilt Me A Week After Promising To Pay Back $30 For "Accidentally" Using My Card To Pay For Food Delivery.

    Ex Tries To Guilt Me A Week After Promising To Pay Back $30 For "Accidentally" Using My Card To Pay For Food Delivery.

    Illumnyx Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do this - don't borrow money and 'forget' to budget paying them back while buying stupid s$it. Be an adult.

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    #67

    Literacy Essay

    Literacy Essay

    lipglosschaos Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, homie was going for the Lulz. Own it.

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    #68

    The Fact That 1 And 2 Are Exact Opposites Made This Better

    The Fact That 1 And 2 Are Exact Opposites Made This Better

    pmmealiens Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop giving me consequences of my stupidity!"

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    #69

    Like Seriously

    Like Seriously

    saint-cardon Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like it’s seriously still a no from me

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    #70

    Accident Photos Are The Best Photos.

    Accident Photos Are The Best Photos.

    reddit.com Report

    La Kalypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As subtle as a garbage truck backing up in an alley.

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    #71

    Just A Dare

    Just A Dare

    clithands Report

    #72

    Co-Worker 'Accidentally' Typed And Sent.

    Co-Worker 'Accidentally' Typed And Sent.

    MisunderstoodToast Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip : if you want to tell that lie, at least send it in another message.

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    #73

    You Wanna Fuc..... I Mean, Truck! You Want A Truck?

    You Wanna Fuc..... I Mean, Truck! You Want A Truck?

    mbok_jamu Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U want sum f*k? I mean 'U want sum truck'.. .but just in case you want sum f*k,..such cringe, so facepalm.

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    #74

    ergoegthatis Report

    #75

    Girl Responded In Two Seconds After She Said This

    Girl Responded In Two Seconds After She Said This

    FrescYT Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk texting. Home-girl, it's right there above. Can you not read what you just wrote?

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    #76

    Oh Wow, My Political Opinion! How Did That Get There?

    Oh Wow, My Political Opinion! How Did That Get There?

    peachdaeki Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally political. Quit apologising for being for democracy, equality and decency. The apologising and lying are the only worrying parts.

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    #77

    Random Girl From My Town, Haven't Spoke To Her Once In My Entire Life.

    Random Girl From My Town, Haven't Spoke To Her Once In My Entire Life.

    Nosworc82 Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The desparate "U want sum f*k" mating call. How can I combine a facepalm with a super cringe?

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    #78

    My Sister Is Just.. Ughh

    My Sister Is Just.. Ughh

    __milind__ Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm totally not a virgin" isn't the strong persuasion that you think it is.

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    #79

    I’m Sure It Was Accidental...

    I’m Sure It Was Accidental...

    reddit.com Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And these guys wonder why they don’t have a girl.

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    #80

    Dont Open It!

    Dont Open It!

    DAT_DINO Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two days later…did you open it? “No”. Okay good, I was just checking to make sure you didn’t open it.

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    #81

    Accidental Genius.

    Accidental Genius.

    reddit.com Report

    La Kalypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine meeting this person in real life... the smugness, the superiority oozing out of every pore... some people are better left virtual.

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    #82

    This Guy Bargains

    This Guy Bargains

    Aiming16 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "so, if you don't want me to buy the other one that totally exists, you should lower your price for me (wink)"

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    #83

    This "Prankster" Landed In My Spam Messages

    This "Prankster" Landed In My Spam Messages

    majka7279 Report

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hay babes gone send" is always a good opener.

    #84

    Airbnb Host Tried To Double The Price

    Airbnb Host Tried To Double The Price

    atlasduck Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait to read the review these people are gonna leave for this property. This is super shady and hopefully gets the host banned.

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    #85

    ''i Didn't Realise I Was Writing In A Fictional Language!''

    ''i Didn't Realise I Was Writing In A Fictional Language!''

    reddit.com Report

    #86

    This Girl I Went To High School With

    This Girl I Went To High School With

    itelluhwat Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proudly announcing how they are paying through their nose to live in an apartment.

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    #87

    I Have Them Too, Of Course!

    I Have Them Too, Of Course!

    dwbwd Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she could just mean alcohol could be the main interest

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    #88

    One Of My Own From A Few Years Ago. Had A Huge Crush On This Guy And Wanted To Start A Conversation So This Is How I Did It.

    One Of My Own From A Few Years Ago. Had A Huge Crush On This Guy And Wanted To Start A Conversation So This Is How I Did It.

    _s_p_q_r_ Report

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I’ve accidentally messaged someone something I was trying to google

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    #89

    Htc "Accidentally" Coded In Ads Into The Default Keyboard App

    Htc "Accidentally" Coded In Ads Into The Default Keyboard App

    TerroristOgre Report

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yes, it might have been a missing " ; "... it's a common mistake.

    #90

    I Hate It When This Happens!

    I Hate It When This Happens!

    MitchellGwr Report

    #91

    Instagram Explore Is A Goldmine

    Instagram Explore Is A Goldmine

    NotNickYoung Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some sleep, sassycat, you've lost the plot.

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    #92

    Oops, I Never Said That!

    Oops, I Never Said That!

    Hemmeliig Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, Boogie is an awful person. He said about internet trolls (which the above tweet is about as he interacted with them more than with fans): "I think that there are rapists and Nazis out there who... are more redeemable than you because at least they're doing something they believe in."

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    #93

    I Was Sleeping?

    I Was Sleeping?

    DrapeyWhenDrunk Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those weren't my texts. That isn't even my handwriting.

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    #94

    Woop Woop Wah Wah

    Woop Woop Wah Wah

    tyrashanks Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheer dedication to type out that much trumpet dialogue. I wish I could commit to something that enthusiastically.

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    #95

    Haha Sorry That Was My Friend... Wyd Later Tho

    Haha Sorry That Was My Friend... Wyd Later Tho

    nihilistCoffee Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a loser. Can we stop hearing about cheeto?

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    #96

    I Hate When This Happens

    I Hate When This Happens

    Yaboii_911 Report

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