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Things are feeling pretty darn dystopian right about now. Oh, capitalism has pretty much always seemed to have this edge of unfairness and greed to it, but these days, things are reaching nightmare levels of aaaaAAAA and No, God, Please, No! Inflation is rearing its ugly head and many workers feel like their wallets are getting thinner and thinner. Energy prices are up. The cost of rent is up. Food prices are rising faster than bread yeast. And the stock market is in a pretty confusing place. So, yeah, things are looking pretty grim. And with how everything is costing a bit extra, you (yes, you), have effectively taken a pay cut.

Angel, the founder and moderator of the ‘Humans of Capitalism’ Instagram page, documents the most egregious and dystopian examples of capitalism and corporatism, and shares them with their 351k-strong community of followers. We’ve collected some of their best posts, showing the worst side of the reality you’re currently living in, to share with you today, Pandas. Scroll down to lose your faith in humanity (though if you want it back again later, take a peek at our super wholesome post full of animals and awesome people).

If you enjoyed this list and would like to see some more apocalyptic, soul-draining economic stuff, feel free to check out Bored Panda’s previous feature of the ‘Humans of Capitalism’ project in this article right here.

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    Saint Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. And stop saying "expat" for Europeans or Americans who go live in another country, especially poorer countries. Just say "immigrant"

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the story has a sliver of truth (Reflective paint was tested on reindeer in Finland in 2014, the test failed along with similar others) the photo is fake and is part of a series by a visual designer and digital artist https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-glowingantlers-finland-idUSL1N2OP2K9

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    During an earlier in-depth interview, Angel, the founder of ‘Humans of Capitalism,’ opened up about their project and shared their thoughts about economics with Bored Panda.

    "I was inspired by a lot of things, like the absurdism of the current capitalistic system and its flaws, the injustice that 99% of the people experience every day while they are at work, shopping, and home," they told us about what made them create the Instagram page in the first place.

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called "hostile architecture". Sometimes makes sense, most often it's just harassment. The contrast with the advertisement is striking though.

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    Will Tiernan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "myself" looks greyed out (i.e. it would not do anything if clicked). Presumably it's a standard "form" but that option has been disabled for when requesting death certificates.

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    According to Angel, consumers are bombarded, non-stop, with information to build up their consumerist spirit so they can keep capitalism alive."A not-so-famous movie from the late '80s, 'They Live' (1988), explains this concept perfectly. I believe everyone should watch it if they want to combat the urge of consumerism and mind control," they told us.

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    In their opinion, “human greed cannot be measured,” which leads capitalism to evolve into corporatism.

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    Ahmad Hamad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how nobody predict that Louis Vuitton is actually Lord Voldemort!!

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    Aran Lindvail
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My workplace has a few child-friendly office rooms for short term situations when parents have no childcare available. It's actually a good thing, as the alternative would be unpaid leave for the parent. So this picture might simply be something similar.

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It all happened in 2012…” (dw fake date)

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    "We often see many small businesses collapsing because they are not able to fight with the current trend or to combat with the giant competitors. So they have two options, close the business or sell it," Angel pointed out that small businesses have to constantly compete with well-established, powerful companies.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how a lot of police operate, this is preferable

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    "We have many companies that have been bought by enormous giants that I do not want to mention and they won't stop there, they are trying to get their hands on any business category. Is there a solution for it? I believe that there can be some solutions, but capitalists will work and find a way to bypass those solutions and continue with the destruction of the system while being totally ignorant about it.”

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be America. If you fall and sprain your ankle plus dislocate your finger, will cost you 2 visits...

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    In their opinion, all systems, whether we’re talking about capitalism or socialism, can eventually become corrupt. This happens when ‘bad’ behavior isn’t punished.

    "If we go back in time where socialism or communism were at their prime, we can see that the top of the head of the system was corrupted and that resulted with the fall of the system," they pointed out that corruption was endemic in these cases.

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    jade s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may not be dystopian, just out of context. Some japanese companies allow nap breaks in the afternoon.

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    Desdemona Adelaide
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're living in the Haytrix :( or the Mootrix, idk....

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    CatGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t - by that stage, it's about all you CAN do

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    According to Angel, humanity as a whole may be moving toward a “utopia” of "automated communism where machines will produce, deliver, and take care of food supply, clothing, health." Though that still leaves the question as to who will control the distribution system and how it operates. That’s where the power is. What’s more, some people will end up losing their jobs as they become replaced by machines.

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    Some Cool Guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its pretty crass but at least they did pull out of Russia

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    "The idea of getting free food, water, health, clothing, is nice and, in reality, if we take a closer look at the current system we can see that more people are let off and replaced by machines. For example, we can see that McDonald's workers are fired and they have been replaced with machines that work on touch or by sound and they take orders, forward orders to the employees, etc."

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    Agfox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change of mind, fortunately, it won't be dismantled https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2022/06/rotterdam-bridge-wont-be-demolished-for-jeff-bezos-yacht-trouw/

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    Shanaaia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nice animal! Look it's even taking a bath!

    Thomas Stead
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is from a zoo that actually has much larger enclosures than pictured.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the one here in Canberra, which features a "zoo lodge", actually. And yes, the animal enclosures are nice and big.

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marinading their lunch, how kind.

    BadCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right, human. Stew in the soup.

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting for my food getting cooked

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see this as bad. Tigers are endangered in the wild, so keeping them in captivity can help save the populations. This is probably a resort, which is just a way for wealthy people to help fund such projects. This is actually an example of capitalism working well

    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whyy I don't know why but I just felt hate this

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Just why? Why are humans like this?

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a fancy restaurant where you pick out your lobster from the tank.

    Natalia A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHH, look at her doing the tiger a favour by removing her clothes, less packaging for the tiger to gnaw through!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how the tiger feels. I also pace wjole waiting for the water to boil.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want predators watching you bathe? Is it like tempting them letting them think you're getting cleaned and prepped before being their dinner?

    Happy Blue Panda
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    3 years ago

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    Okatango
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellow creatures as commodities to entertain you while you bath. No, having a bunch of human animals constantly staring at the tigers does not trigger their defense instincts at all and stress them out. Seriously, this is rubbish.

    kool mudkips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let the tigers eat them. This is sick!

    DrGirlfriend
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    3 years ago

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    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tigers shouldn't be kept for any reason beside rehabilitation and care. Catch, treat, release. Sanctuary if disabled/unable to return to natural habitat. A half naked lady soapy in a tub don't make it okay whatsoever.

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    L hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldnt it be great prank if the glass slid up?

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how the tiger feels. I also pace while waiting for the water to come to a boil.

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it weren't such a sad situation this would be kinda awesome. Who hasn't imagined themselves bathing with a tiger? Oh, just me?

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    The founder of ‘Humans of Capitalism’ told Bored Panda that, eventually, more and more people will lose their jobs due to automatization with barely any need for human input. That way, businesses will be able to maximize their profits and reduce employee costs.

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get the nail-gun, lest make it more realistic for her pic.

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    Ross Warren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does dancing like a moron for the amusement of idiots help the war effort?

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    "I believe that 50 years from now machines will provide food, clothing, healthcare services, and much more, by themselves, with little to no employees monitoring them. But there is an issue with that. You will leave millions of people jobless and cause huge riots as the famous quote from Jean-Jacques Rousseau goes: 'When the people shall have no more to eat, they will eat the rich.'"

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    October
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair goats will try to eat just about everything

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    You know, when we envisioned living in a cyberpunk dystopia, we thought we'd have a lot more neon and cool body modifications. Alas!

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    Edgar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Include the photo of gatherings/concerts organized to fight against pollution, where the place is left covered with litter...

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    Fenchurch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Near me on the last shopping weekend before Christmas 2020, at the entrance to a major supermarket, blocking the entrance for everyone, the idiots in charge thought having the town brass band play was a good idea. The number of covid cases that Christmas was huge and we went back into lockdown.

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    Aran Lindvail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than throwing it away, and coke doesn't really go bad.

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    Downunderdude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how this shows 'most egregious and dystopian examples of capitalism and corporatism'?

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    mulk
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this company have a notice on its closed door: EVICTED ^^'

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    Todd Campbell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s in China. So kinda the opposite of capitalism.

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    Kelly Radcliffe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can not buy the machine and keep your money.

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    Paul Pienkowski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t, Xi Jin Ping was a white dude under the costume?

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    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was taken during the anti-coup protests in Myanmar. I don't see what it's got to do with 'dystopian capitalism'.

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inflation’s gotten this bad, huh?

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    BadCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! A nun can't sit with sunglasses, sipping an energy drink and own an iPhone now?

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fake campaign from a fake crowdsourcing site called JumpKick. It's a satirical website cofounded, written and edited by Peter Clark-Deutsch (@PeterClarkJokes). The character in the photo is called in the description "Pinkie_RoseNymph", an handle that does not exist on twitch. https://jumpkick.net/i-accidentally-mentioned-that-i-have-a-boyfriend-and-lost-half-my-twitch-subscribers/

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very common in Europe. Selling temporary ad space on scaffolding is a way of effectively financing restorations or major works on monuments and historic building. The advertising needs to be approved by the city or local cultural heritage agency, is temporary and brings in enough money to allow works that could not have been otherwise possible without serious strain to the city or superintendence coffers. By selling ad space on an already financed intervention it is often possible to pay for the renovation of a lesser monument for which financing would have been hard.

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    Purple3262
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    3 years ago

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    I guess I'm envious of her perfection.....

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    Cody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine farting and everyone seeing those windows fog up.

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlord...forgive or mortgage payments

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    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what the problem is? A lot of places have customer only toilets, if you ask nicely the staff will generally shrug and say "sure, go ahead"

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    Jorocky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this dystopian? Why can't you have something to take your mind off what must be an awful experience. Is it just the mind set that phones are bad regardless of the situation.

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    Matheus Oliveira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure it’s without more than just palm oil (as it says in the lower part of the package).

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a real thing. It's a 2017 school project by a design student called Anna Hedelwang attending Savannah College of Art and Design.

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    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sad that this person could have gotten this tattoo like 20 years ago and it’s still constantly relevant 😅

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    Matheus Oliveira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says “ceramic slaves” in [Brazilian] Portuguese. Maybe the display is from some sort of memorial or museum of a Quilombo (hinterland settlement from the colonial period founded by escaped slaves). Or else it might be from a store that sells items related to Afro-Brazilian religions.

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the problem? I look like this most of the time

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    Shelp
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? They probably installed the wifi for the employees, and then thought that they might as well share it with the visitors. It's pretty nice actually

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    Paul Pienkowski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man, nothing wrong with watching the Mandalorian in church. Even God can't hate baby Yoda.

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    ThatG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with this? They’re getting to see what the site looked like back in the day as part of the tour.

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    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who travels alone, this makes sense! A selfie with the train as it goes around a corner, why not?

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