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Millennials are choosing pets over kids for a ton of reasons, from cost (an average of $3085 a year to raise a dog, $12-14,000 for a child) to freedom, basic companionship and not having to wipe their butts.

While not everyone thinks that this is a good thing and sure, the two things are so vastly different that the comparison is a stretch. But after a busy day at a job that doesn't offer the same security or benefits that your parents grew accustomed to, what would you prefer to come home to? A little fluffy bundle of joy who just wants to play and cuddle, or a demanding child that needs to be cooked for, cleaned after, homework and so on?

Obvious, when you think about it! We here at Bored Panda have compiled a hilarious list of all the memes millennials are sharing to show they prefer animal babies to human ones, just in case you need further convincing. Scroll down to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Cat on a bike
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats the right mindset. At least dogs behave.

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    MissDemeanour
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. Not all people need or want a mini me.

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applies to all pets actually.

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the image quality suggests this was a GIF converted to a TIFF, send through a 1995 phone, and converted to JPEG for coversion to a lower quality version of it.

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    Kururi.Orihara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. And before anyone starts blaming parents for not controlling their children, sometimes they just can't. Take my little brothers for example. When someone picks up a bad habit from school that they think is cool, then have fun getting it out of them. Time outs, groundings, and spankings don't seem to work either. I'm only a teen, (which in our current society means very little anyhow) but from what I see, parenthood is hell. I will NEVER willingly have a kid.

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    Cat on a bike
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be me, I have 8 Furbabies.

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    Siddharth Rath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little quote on the side to remind you that we do not deserve dogs

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    Siddharth Rath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pictures are enough you have proven your point

    Meowton Mewsk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly! Ugh that screaming worm on the right 🤢

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, no puppy (or kitten) ever grew up to be a serial killer, a terrorist or a dictator.

    Aunt Messy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our cats tries to be a dictator...but the tortie will have none of it. She owns his backside.

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    Cat on a bike
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you have cats, you dont even have to raise them :)

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you teach yourself how to ride a bike? ;)

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    Sofia Bellavista
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The list is SOO MUCH longer than that.

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The breastfeeding part is funny.

    Maggie Collins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you may never have friends without children either!

    MinnowClaw666
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I̶̛̦̻̖̖͚̰̺̬̰͇̮̳̰͛͋́̔̉̍̐ͬ̌͑̚̚̚͢ͅ ̪̬͎̣̭͓̞̺̈͗̄̐̔̂ͫ͒́̑̃ͥ̉͛ͪͯͬͯ͘ḩ̲̮̬̭̌ͮͭͭ̆̿́ͅą̵̶̦͔̲̜͚͍̥̙̩̥̜̠̺̻̤͍͚̎̽ͬ̓̇̏̀̽̽̈͊͐̏͑̈́̓̐ͤ͞͝t̷̛͎̤̜͚̠̥͖̩͎͙̬̠̦̉̈́̽ͫ̄ͦ̍̄̏̃̚͞eͩͨ͑̓̊̓͗̔ͪ͒̒̀̓̇̏̋ͧ̽͏̥̭͔̤͉̼̮̩̕͞ͅ ̸̛̪̙̭̹͚̭̹͈͓͇̙͍͚̗̙̮̞̗͂̆ͬͫ̽ͤͭ̍͗̊̚C̴̶̰̗̹̙̝͔͓̥͉͈̿̆ͫͫͭ̄̐̓Ȟ̶̷̶̸̲̹̗̰̼͈͚̜͕͉͍͚̤̆ͥ͂́̂̽̈ͤ̓͛̉͜ͅI̡͉̜̦̳̠̗̲͕̰̮̙̪ͤ͒ͧͨ̏̉͒L͛̓ͫ̄ͩ̽ͪͩ̃ͩ̋̂́̚҉̷̦̱͈͉̀͜Ḓ̮̖̫̬̗̦̺͙̯̗͔̉ͤ̄̀́R̢̛̖̟̗̫͍̘̦̝͍̤͉̤͓̙̦̲͓̬͋̑̾̌̾̾͡ͅE͆͒ͨ̽́̈́ͦ̚҉̲̮̻̗̞̰͓̪̙̗͈̥͠ͅN̴̶̨̨̮̦͚̮͉̤͙̱͎̱̮͎̻͙̞̬̩̂ͥ͂̉ͬͬͫ̓ͨ̒͜ ͙̻̳̥̲̙̘͇͈̙̬̙̻̦ͬ̆̆ͪ̃̽ͬ̓ͮ̋̇ͬ̋̕͠

    D'Etta Kelly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would raise the dog! No kids allowed!

    sharron lynn parsons
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two cats are extremely important to me, love them so, unfortunately vet costs are outrageous, !!!

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    Idiocracy in the making. You ever wonder why Catholics are not allowed to use birth control? So they can take over the world by procreating.

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wot? Are you suggesting that everyone needs to keep breeding so Catholics don't take over the world? Either way, I'm pretty sure the "not allowed to use birth control" thing is more about controlling and subjugating women, at least nowadays.

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    desert29rat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're so lucky to have the choice now! In my grandmother's time, women had children. Period.

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a townhouse with three bed room, me and my girl have four adopted cats. its the cats house, we live there just to feed them. :-)

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    Siddharth Rath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind if the human race dies out... We've been around long enough, we've messed up big time... Might as well leave

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    Cat on a bike
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll change your mind when you're 25. You'll change your mind when you're 30. You'll change your mind when you're 35. You'll change your mind when your biological clock kicks in. Well I'm 41 and haven't still changed my mind, so back off!

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    Siddharth Rath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best baby at the baby shower... The only one everyone's gonna love more than their own babies

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to answer: "PUPPIES! I want LOTS of puppies!!"

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    Siddharth Rath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids drop and break stuff and do not sit still when asked to... Dogs pick up whatever you ask them to and sit still like good Bois and gals... Choose wisely

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    Ula
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, at work I said I wanted a dog - my cleaver coworker: "You think you want a dog, but what you actually want is a BABY!". Nope, dog is a dog.

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    Adrian Goetz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the alternative is a whole lot of incest.

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    Nash Nopper
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no no ... it's a dog... not a human baby - no diapers needed!

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    les
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see people walking this many dogs I really want to throw a handful of tennis balls

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