50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)
There are different ways you can get insulted on the internet. You might get "ratioed" if your message gets way more comments than "likes". You might not receive any "likes" at all – and that might be the worst insult of all, especially if you were trying to be funny. But perhaps the most impactful and creative are still clever comebacks.
Bored Panda has dug up some gems from all over the internet where people got roasted by other netizens so bad they might need to apply some ice to their burns. Some people just have a way with words, so, check out these hilarious insults that the Shakespeares of the Internet came up with!
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Okay She’s Got A Point Tho
Seems like it would be obvious that bear's are safer because they are a bear & you know they will hurt you. However, most dangerous men are more dangerous because they act tame until they think they have you trapped. It really has nothing to do against being a man; it has to do with being a wolf in sheep's clothing.
I live in bear country - leave bears alone and they’ll leave you alone. They won’t always hurt you. I’ve walked right past them before because we both looked at each other and gave each other a wide berth and it’s fine. Give them respect - and stay away from the babies - and you’re fine. The same cannot be said for a random man on the street. Not all men, sure - but we don’t know who’s safe and who isn’t. So I’d rather be stuck in the woods with a random bear than a random man. At least I know the bear will leave me alone if I’m calm and leave it alone.
Load More Replies...Truth. Why do some men always seem to think that to protect women, they need to be protected from men, by other men providing protection, to protect them from other men?
Ratio In TikTok
We don't go out to shoot children when we feel like it. I know. Strange.
Yes agreed. I’m Irish and 45 .. to this day I wouldn’t know where to purchase a gun.
Load More Replies...Schools in most of the rest of the world have no security. The real question is why do American schools have security? But we already know why.
Because I am a nerd sometimes and I was curious about what BrunoVI said, I asked wiki: in Europe (including Russia and it also includes a mass-shooting from Russians on Ukrainian civilians which adds over 100 deaths to the count) there were 433 deaths that were the results of mass-shootings from 2020-2025 (as of May25). In the US, you have 711 deaths due to mass-shootings IN 2024 ALONE! And 155 deaths in 2025 already. We're talking 751 million people (Europe) vs 331 million (USA).
In direct comparison, there were 186 mass-shooting-deaths in 2024 in Europe. There were 7 of them in the whole year.
Load More Replies...To be fair, we in Europe are getting close to that point due to recent developments
Not even close. But yes, there's rising violence all over the world and mass-murdering-events are also on the rise. It's still a big gap between Europe and the US right now. I'm not counting war in Ukraine or otherwhere.
Load More Replies...I think it's not only because of how many guns someone has, but also because of the higher social security. In most European countries you don't have to worry about having to make huge payments because of hospitalization. You get paid leave by law, which must be taken. If you are made redundant, you are usually not immediately left without an income. And let's be honest, most people, at least in my environment, don't care if you have the latest cell phone model or a fancy car. I think that does something to your psyche and helps you to be more resilient.
Nah.. They are same ppl as we hare. Just weapon culture is different.
Load More Replies...Annnd here come the American gun nuts popping up like prairie dogs worried that someone will take away their toys.
Annnd here come the knife nuts... They're using knives in the UK since they can't get guns. It's an attitude problem, not an inanimate object problem.
Load More Replies...Sounds About Right
More likely by cuckoo. From clock. That doesn't work
Load More Replies...A pigeon will stand in its own sh1t until its feet rot - tell me another bird that stupid.
Load More Replies...yeah stop verbally abusing them - its no wonder they don't like us
Load More Replies...Seriously now: can anyone explain what's going on here? No, really seriously. Here's someone thinking that import taxes are going to make imported goods cheaper. I don't get it - somehow they've got it all mixed up in their heads. Can anyone explain what's going on?
Magat economics, a branch of voodoo economics.
Load More Replies...America voted to tax the poor and cut taxes for the rich while lashing out at the democracies. The democracies took note and are hitting American bonds. Hope you are not poor or working class or own a mortgage - things are about to get very bad for you but it has been earned.
Internet comes with its own rules of communication and etiquette. But one thing remains the same as it is in real life: arguing. People like to prove their point when they're lurking in the comment section, and Millennials might be the age group that does it most.
According to a 2017 survey, 33% of Millennials said they get into fights online often or at least sometimes. Still, most Americans don't think online arguments are worth their time. More than half (55%) of the respondents said they don't ever have disagreements with people online. 24% admitted that it happens, but rarely.
She Sure Ain’t Balsa Wood
And President Coolidge didn't say he was going to take the Statue of Liberty with him when he left office.
we say: thick as two planks of wood stuck together
Load More Replies...Qatar got sanctions on Syria lifted the very next day after they offered the jet to Trump. And that's been on the Qatari wish list for a long time.
Load More Replies...Also, a gift to the USA from the country - France - which was largely responsible for liberating it from Britain. I'm a Brit.
I heard France wanted it back about a month ago but ya know TRUMP refused and then proceeded to bash them. I’m ashamed to be an American citizen right now. So sorry world
Load More Replies...A statue also doesn't barf out kilotonnes of CO2, destroying the planet
well, here's the thing. trump seems to have a pathological hatred of nature and the environment. so he probably thinks the pollution is a good thing.
Load More Replies...The statue of liberty has been able to be enjoyed by everyone (thank you, france). The stupid plane is mainly for the benefit of one guy (and possibly Qatari intelligence, and whoever they'll share any provided or collected intelligence with). It would also reportedly cost a billion dollars or more to get it retrofitted for use as air force one. The jerk in chief just wants a fancy plane and he doesn't want anyone else to be able to use it when he's done. He is a toddler.
But most toddlers are kind and generous towards others, so I find that a bad comparison.
Load More Replies...That 12 y.o. jet that they've been trying to get rid of since 2020? That huge white elephant that has to be stored at a cost several thousand Riyal every day, have its engines run up every week to run its electrical systems, and will cost about a billion to renovate into a secure Air Force One? That one?
Yeah, and thete are two 747s in the pipeline at Boeing slated for delivery in 2027 that will replace the current 2
Load More Replies...I wouldn't bother. It's too big to land at most smaller airports. Rumour is they've been trying to get rid of it for a while now because it's a bit of a white elephant.
Load More Replies...We don't hold top-secret national security meetings in the Statue of Liberty.
Maybe they should. Maybe it would remind them of their obligation to protect ALL the people listed on the statue.
Load More Replies...You Are The Reason They Stay Home
I want to know who has been the thief stealing from fridge and cupboards because I’ve been a victim. And I’m remembering back to 2003. Summer job on break from university in Ireland….crime happened London , Chancery Lane. Not that I hold a grudge ..Not going to lie.. but I want the juice … who has been fired/ made redundant and WHY
Don't forget to falsely accuse some poor dude you've led on of sexual harassment on your way out the office door after being terminated.
How was that first person being sarcastic, there was nothing that indicated sarcasm in what they said
Load More Replies...Imagine thinking that when I stay home I watch soap operas, I barley use my tv and yet I spend most of my time at home
Load More Replies...No You Didn't
@Bankingslut is angry, why? I mean the name implies some type of embracing of choice of se.xual freedom, right? Back when I was still a volunteer firefighter, I had a career firefighter captain tell me; "I get paid to do this, that makes me a professional, you don't, and that makes you an amateur." My reply back was; "Well I guess if you put it like that, in that sense, I guess that makes you a w.h.o.r.e., and me just a s.l.u.t., right?" He was not amused, but had no comeback. The fun part was when I was hired at one and still volunteered for the other. I told him "Now I guess you can say I get to have fun both ways." The rest of the crew was rolling. He was pissed, but just walked out.
Ya! Wash it!!! Cos I’m sick & tired of working it hard on Grindr & ending up meeting a hookup with a dirty díck.
Hand sanitizer makes an *awful* lube, so maybe bring Handiwipes? ✊🏻 (I hope we’re gonna get a version of that emoji rotated 90° soon; too many people have thought I’m referring to “power!” when I use it. Argh.)
Load More Replies...Wouldn't someone with the word "slvt" in their name be happy about what men want?
Sadly, probably none of us are strangers to insults and verbal put-downs, especially on the internet. The Pew Research Center reported in 2021 that about four in 10 Americans have reported online harassment. Most respondents cite politics as the top reason why they might be targeted.
Younger people also say they experienced online harassment more often. A whopping 64% of Americans under 30 have experienced some form of it. 49% of folks aged 30-49 say the same, and only 21 people aged 65 and older admit they've been victims of some sort of harassment on the internet.
I Love A Ben Shapiro Burn
Murdering babies outside the womb...you mean people, right? Those babies grow up to be people. And the murdering part seems to be okay with you if they're immigrants dying in a holding facility, or if they're gay.
Where does this "murdering babies outside the womb" thing come from? Do these idiots think that happens?
And frankly, it’s R policies that end up murdering and killing babies and children. Lack of care, poverty that means their parents have to work and work and can’t spend time with their kids, lack of housing, lack of food, guns that k**l them directly, lack of vaccines so they die of preventable diseases, lack of medical care so they fail to thrive, lack of reproductive care for their mothers so they’re orphaned at a young age, lack of proper training for boys so when they eventually become fathers they are absentee or a*****e, lack of regulations for businesses so they can pour poison into the environment, and lack of oversight so that breaches are not punished and stopped.
No one m urders babies outside the womb. That's literally not what abortion is.
Must be a great marriage there if he doesn't even know if his wife is a doctor or not. Also, if he knew she had work the next day, why didn't HE stay up with the kid?
For anybody wondering what he means by murdering babies outside the womb, the more extreme right-wingers have a belief that pro-choice feminists and liberals want to legalise abortion up to and beyond full-term. It started because in some countries (and I think in some U.S. states) late-term abortions are available in cases where the foetus has developed complications that mean the pregnancy would not be viable; that the foetus has severe disabilities that would result in no quality of life or would die soon after birth; or that puts the mother's life in danger. Those right-wingnuts extrapolated from this to convince themselves that the left wants to extend this to cover viable pregnancies with healthy foetuses if the mother wants to terminate at any point until birth and could even decide to have a newborn euthanised if she decides she doesn't want the baby after all.
Saw This On Another Sub, Thought It Was Fitting
"Making boom boom" sounds more like potty training a toddler than it does having sex. At least, I hope OP meant sex and not pooping with their partner.
You need to put your Apple watch around a different part of your anatomy, but the watch band may not adjust to that size.
She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
Newborns are often a bit "ugly". They can't focus their eyes, and some are still smushed from the passage through the birth-canal.
We know it happens; people insult each other. Whether it's face-to-face or through a device screen, they usually hurt. We all can probably appreciate a carefully-crafted and humorous roast that's targeted at someone else, but what's the psychology behind insulting people in general? Are we just looking for ways to express our pent-up anger or is there any kind of self-serving reasoning in the act?
Not An Extrovert
Introverts usually have friends. We just prefer to hang out in smaller groups, and need more alone time.
Repeat after me: being introverted is about getting drained in social situations and needing "me time" to recharge, while extroverted people get energized by socializing. It has nothing to do with the number of friends you have.
Introvert here who had been adopted by extrovert friends
Load More Replies...I am an extroverted person and I have widdled my friend group down to pretty much my husband and my kids.... people.. in general.. suck!
"Whittled" is the term I believe. "Widdled" is what you little kid did behind a tree when no-one is looking.
Load More Replies...Well, first person was partially right. It’s not an introvert that has no friends
Extrovert/introvert has a lot to do with how and were you charge your "batteries". Do you gain energy from being with friends, or does it drain your "batteries"? Will a bit of alone-time give your more energy, or will it just make you feel lonely?
Ignored It Until I Got Online
They really are an abomination. I was walking home from the train station and one drove by. I didn't even notice until some girls started screeching that kim kardashian was in it and I just rolled my eyes and kept walking.
I just shake my head with a s**t-eating grin whenever I see it. These people don't deserve any sympathy. The Cyber truck came out after Musk went far-right crazy (even the pre-orders happened after his shift), if you bought it, then you either agree with him, or you don't care what he does, both are horrible.
Load More Replies...Luckily, they're banned in Europe and UK as being unable to pass the safety regulations.
Now if they'd only do the same to Tesla who have been proven to skip safety checks
Load More Replies...Let's be fair here and admit that the cybertruck does perform an important function. It often converts itself to ballast to keep flatbed tow trucks from simply floating away.
"Whats A Gender Neutral Word You Could Use For Your Spouse?"
The only thing golden is silence thanks to duct tape that's silver.
Load More Replies...We could go back to Old English. Husbonda (husband) was male, Huswif (housewife) was female, and Mann simply meant person. So perhaps Husmann ?
She used the gender-neutral term*in her question*, hence the “looking for your glasses when they’re on your head.” (Speaking of which, the other night i turned the flashlight on on my iPhone to help me look for my phone. Derp! 😵💫!)
Load More Replies...Read your first sentence one more time, dearie. And yes, you are stupid.
Sometimes, insults can be about superiority. Evolutionary psychologist Nigel Barber, Ph.D. explains that we insult someone when they threaten our social standing. "[An insult is] an attempt to reduce the social status of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter," he writes for Psychology Today.
“There Has Never Been Another Nation That Has Existed Much Beyond 250 Years”
This is a direct result of our public education system being defunded by the Right every year for the past 30 years.
Load More Replies...And... by that comment, we know who that person most likely voted for, and what color ballcap they wear. I am also going to take a guess, that they had to look up the word "pub".
FFS, even as a terminally ignorant American, how do you not realize that we were founded by breaking away from England? Which is a country that still exists. I mean, that one is practically a freebie.
They argue that every time either your borders significantly changed or your system of government changes you're a new country - like they claim France only dates from the 1958 constitution. Not sure exactly when they date the UK to (First Reform Act of 1838? Irish Independence in 1922?). The issue is of course they don't apply that to themselves. By their arguments the US dates to the last state joining in 1959 or, if you want to take a generous view of their definition, the Fifteenth Amendment in 1870.
Load More Replies...Italy, Greece, Egypt.........................................and the beat goes on♩♪♩♬ ♬♩♪♩
The Republic of San Marino is the oldest sovereign state and constitutional republic, and is the world's oldest republic that has existed since its founding on September 3, 301 CE. sanmarino-...5efd76.jpg
Can we just stop with this one now? I'm sure I've seen it seven times in the past two days
Don’t Forget Your Birth Control
HAHAHAHA!! My mother said before that she wasn't worried about my sisters and I in H.S. because marching band was the best birth control.
I don’t get it. Maybe I’m just dumb but could someone please explain?
No one would want to fúck someone wearing shoes like that.
Load More Replies...Nah barefoot shoes are a trend right now. I know loads of people who wear some kind of barefoot shoes
"Within Walking Distance Of A School Shooting" Is Savage
How does one measure superiority? Inches, feet, bananas, oranges in white house?
If, instead of school students, the folks in congress and the senate were being gunned down, there would be gun control.
My fellow Americans you really need to get rid of your superiority complex.
I’m not ashamed to be American - but I’m far from proud. It’s hard not to feel disgusted by half the people in this country. Thoughts and prayers, Mike.
No need to be ashamed of something you didn't do.
Load More Replies...'murica has dropped so far from superior, we are running in the opposite direction.
We're also exhibiting more and more narcissistic traits, which might be the fault of social media. Even in 2009, researchers have observed a rise in narcissistic traits in college students. Now, more than 15 years and many new social media platforms later, our self-esteem and egos are closely tied to our social media personas. And we feel like insults are the most effective way to defend them.
She Just Got Flamed Bro
Apparently grown women don't play video games. What a strange way to discover that I'm actually a boy.
As a teen my wife was an ace at Pitfall - one day I was xboxing a spiderman game and spiderman got put into Pitfall and it was just the Pitfall game with spiderman as the character. Called my wife in and she cleared the level for me. Life goals.
Load More Replies...My wheelhouse! For neuroplasticity, situational awareness, cognition, and many, many reasons. If you’re older or have a TBI, you’ll exercise & strengthen your brain playing (certain types of) video games over most other therapies or supplements.
There's loads of things people do for hobbies that I don't get - fishing, watch Netflix all day, watch F1, Warhammer.... But it's not me doing it, it's them. And they're having fun, so why would I care? No doubt they think my hobbies are dull, but equally don't care because I'm not forcing them to crochet a blanket while gardening.
Why just grown men, why not grown women? I know several who love to play video games.
He Is Right Though
That's the "bald head in a cloud" cut. Normally reserved for obscure musicians, but can be used by scientists for special occasions.
I've reached a point in my existence where everyone I look at, seems to be totally bald but are sitting in a chair with a hair covered headrest
i can't remember this guy's name but the pic is from when he was on america's got talent. if you want a chuckle look him up on youtube for the clip
It’s Ray Jessel! I remember his AGT audition this pic is from
Load More Replies...I Can’t Lie. The Comment Sections Always Make Me Laugh
...I can't help but notice you keep referring to me as "white devil"
Load More Replies...Actually I think its a koala, and they live in trees and eat eucalyptus leaves.
Insulting someone on the Internet is also easier on us. It doesn't make us feel that bad insulting a person's appearance if we can't see their reaction in real-time. Even if an insult is clever and we get cheered on by fellow netizens, we don't see the micro expressions on the other person's face. So, insulting someone on the internet can make us bolder, more reckless, and, ultimately, mean.
Ready To Go
Assuming you know about the "My Pillow" CEO (if not, google him.). The joke is that the sheet is a ready-made K*K robe.
Load More Replies...My dad (he's a Trump lover) got us My Pillows. They were absolute cŕap and we had to throw them away within a couple months because of discomfort. Had to edit because cŕap is a bad word. (Eye roll)
Did you dad admit they were c**p or did he blame it on Biden?
Load More Replies...Mike Lindell and Don Trump are the two bizz-nizz men you will never read aboit in any future history text as being caring, bright and/or honest.
That is funny and sooooo true. Now we are only letting persecuted white people into the country.
Especially Clever
yes i know i were them L O L ( when u r taking water pills u never know )
My daughter-in-law was telling me how terrible she thought it was that one state was not allowing men to use women's bathrooms. About ten minutes later she told me how disgusting she thought it was to use a public bathroom that men had been using because the bathrooms were so dirty. Huh???
She Called Me The N Word After That And Blocked Me
And that's the side of the world where intelligence emigrated to. ..
Nigel Barber explains that societies evolve to regulate those who dispense insults. "Effective communities maintain solidarity by keeping direct insults to a minimum," he writes. "Hence the elaborate traditions of politeness and respect found in real-world communities of the past; people behaved that way to avoid unnecessary anger, disputes, and violence."
Mama Tell No Lies
My best friend got me a birthday card a couple of years ago that said 'we've known each other so long I don't remember which one of us is the bad influence'
At U.S. universities, there are organizations called fraternities (frats, for short) made up of (mostly but not always) obnoxious male students who often have their own house to live in together. That’s the frat house.
Load More Replies...Huge Loss Of Inventory
No tariffs for that batch. They don't pay anyway. Someone is going to have to wait a while for their dress with mismatched arm lengths.
O no, there goes my cheap disfunctiional cool-down-pillow... 🤣
Load More Replies...But keep buying and they will keep reducing the cost the more you buy until you get down to that last 0000000.0000000000000000005 cents to get it all for free
This Is A Burn
Oh, let her break wind! The humor value would be incalculable!
Load More Replies...It looks like her torso slipped off her pelvis and is sliding down her thighs. Perhaps this poor lady is melting!
"Was that a sonic boom?" "No, it was the new stripper's ass cheeks and boobs clapping together at the same time." edit: Holy jeesus, BP tried to censor three words in the 2nd sentence
We might think that comebacks are the perfect weapon against insults. But psychiatrist Neel Burton, M.D., writes that it might not be so. By roasting someone back, we're stooping to their level. "This gives them, their behaviour, and their insult far too much legitimacy," the psychiatrist believes.
I’d Watch That Movie
I was about to guess Batman and Robin, but that makes more sense
Load More Replies...She Could Blow Out The LA Fires
Aww some are just personal meanness about features people can't change :( ..unless she did it to herself then agreed 😅
She most likely did it to herself. I doubt lips can be that way naturally unless you get stung by a bee there.
Load More Replies...She is kind of natural, but accentuated it with makeup to lean into it. There's a whole AI generated song on her. "she speaks for everyone, she can eat a banana sideways, she speaks in IMAX, it takes seven business days to brush her teeth, she eats a salad with a pitchfork, I'm not sharing food with her!"
Actually all of Jagger's daughters are quite attractive.
Load More Replies...Pretty sure that’s the lady on YouTube chat music covered https://youtu.be/bqoC8WXStd8?si=hRdw0hYnigjCurkr
This Might Be A Crime Scene
They're not completely wrong. Some painkillers also reduce inflammation. But it's still like asking how hormones know where to go in the body. They don't, they just go everywhere and connect with receptors where needed.
So painkillers reduce inflammation now. Interesting.
Load More Replies...I dunno.... I had too much fun visualizing inner traffic lights. "Go! Stop! Errrr... wait a minute. Pizza coming through."
If a tree falls on you in a forest but you're on a painkiller, are you really in pain?
Instead, Burton says, comebacks and roasts should exist only between friends and in good faith. When we clap back only for the sake of humor and not with the intent to insult someone, a comeback is at its most effective. "The witty put-down does have a place, but only among friends, and only to add to the merriment," Burton adds.
Its Hard Prince-Thug Life
I don't understand why people ruin themselves with so much ink. I've got a few, but you can only see them all if I'm in a bikini.
I definitely believe in waiting until your over 25 before you get a tattoo. My friend just spent 6,000 on getting her old one covered. They are permanent and when you're young you can't predict if you'll still like the style in 10 years..which might only make you 30.
Load More Replies..."Yeah, I'll be right there. Okay...White muscle top? Check. Showing off tatts? Check. Beard? Check....oh fück, I forgot to blow wave of my locks, hang on"
They Look Like Cardboard Cutouts
Jedward is Irish, but I'm sure they'll be ok with you blaming Jedward on the English.
Load More Replies...The Da Vinki guys are actually pretty solid AFAIK :)
Load More Replies...On An Influencer Who Has Trained His Jaw
Anyone remember the Saturday morning kids show from the 90's called Reboot?
"Trained his jaw"? Are we sure he doesn't just have nasal congestion and a vacuum cleaner hose in his ass?
Which of these witty comebacks would you put into the hall of fame of the bust burns on the Internet, Pandas? Let us know in the comments. And if you're looking for more cases where online jerks were put in their place by creative roasters, check out our previous articles here, here, and here!
Brutal Takedown
I have nothing to say about her appearance, but she is an absolute discredit to the human species.
"Send in the Tankers and Smokejumpers! This fire has breached containment!"
There should have been "Just because you don't know the person discussed in this post, doesn't mean you should Google them" PSA.
I was just about to look her up, but I guess I'll hold off. Thanks ;)
Load More Replies...Not Sure Who This Is But Goddamn!
The singer is an actor from the Tollywood indian film industry.His name is Balakrishna in short. He is very well known for his 'gravity and logic defying' actions. He has a very huge fan base in South India. He is like our desi version of Chuck Norris. His fanfare is also pretty much logic defying. People accept him for what he is. Watch his stunts in YouTube to make your day. It's a bittersweet Symphony.
I searched for him and now....Dabidi Dibidi (From "Daaku Maharaaj")... Can't stop listening...oh my...
Load More Replies...I don’t know the song, but I know the guy, he’s a pretty popular Indian actor.
Load More Replies...To be fair, I have a basic alarm (BEEP BEEP BEEP) and I sometimes wake up before it naturally. It seems a weird thing
Sometimes The Comments On IG Ads Are Gold
While we're kind of on the topic of viruses, the mask cannot do its job of it ain't covering your breathe-holes...
Load More Replies...This lady doesn't need a sun hat or visor because they are mounted directly on the eyelids.
I’m just waiting for the caterpillars to molt and then she’ll have butterflies on her eye 🦋
Load More Replies...I'm really concernd that she will cause hurricanes at the other side of the earth when she Winks.
My mom took hers off one day (long time ago!) and put them on the kitchen table. Granddad came over to visit and he had a newspaper. All of the sudden he's rolling up the paper and whacking the hell out of those falsies. He thought they were bugs! These things look like fuzzy caterpillars!
If you can HEAR the lashes flapping, they are too long and look RIDICULOUS!
It looks like she's got a real bad eyelid condition. Can she open her eyes? It looks weighed down.
It looks like she skinned a dog's floofy p***y and have no shame.
All I’m Gonna Say Is O O F
I really really do wish people would read over what they typed to check for typos. Autocorrect is not always on the ball. Don't be in such a hurry. It only takes a couple seconds.
Load More Replies...He Had It Coming
Reminds me of a joke, why do U2 tour with 3 planes..one for the band, one for Bono, and the other one for Bono's ego.
He Had It Coming
That's Billy Mitchell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mitchell_(gamer)
Famous video game cheater. Watch "King of Kong"!
Load More Replies...If The Shoe Fits
I've said this once, and I'll say it again: I don't know who that is, but just the name makes me agree.
I think I've actually figured this out...It's because he actually looks like 80% of the Non Playing Characters we've dealt with in nearly every medieval-based video game made in the last 20 years!
You will one day inadvertently see a picture of him, and you will instantly think, oh goodness that man looks like that shoe
Load More Replies...50 Shades Of White
Clean paper towels have more flavor than I expect that chicken to.
Load More Replies...A Video About Donuts
You know, it might just me me but didn't anyone handling any food need to wear a hair net? Even at mcdonalds? All of a sudden, they just disappeared.
Seriously It Does Look Like That
Seriously people, don't go ordering your Sean Penn on Wish...
He looks like Sean Penn and Geddy Lee had angry s*x
Load More Replies...Oh, God, that made me laugh so hard I thought my nose would come off!
Looks like Penn if he had been punched in the nose, which is way overdue
A Streak Of Insults
My personal favourite "head empty" insult is "The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead"
I like completely ridiculous mixed metaphors: "The hamster doesn't go to the top floor of the Christmas tree."
Load More Replies...Two goodies: "If you unscrewed his ears, cabbage would fall out." - and - "I'll bet mind readers only charge you half price."
Oh, sorry! Posted mine before seeing yours. Yes, I like the bungalow one.
Load More Replies..."The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming, is it?"
"Somebody ate all the chips in his cookie" and "the bats have left the belfry" are two of my faves.
The easiest way to make your eyes shine is to shine the flashlight into your ear.
We feel that he occasionally has a thought but it gets lonely and leaves. Terry Pratchett I think.
The Human Version Of A Windows Update
We Have Trees Older Than Europe Itself
Europe as a continent is millions of years old. And those trees were there long before first European set foot on American continent.
I don't know why you were downvoted for that. You are correct.
Load More Replies..."The place I was born has certain things and therefore I am individually superior to others elsewhere!"
Welcome to the land of the closed-minded. Thankfully there are a select few who are open.
Load More Replies...Such a stupid thing to say... Even if this would be possible, Europe would have trees that are older than America itself in return...
"Rich culture" doesn't necessarily mean old...i.e. jazz, blues, rock and roll, etc.
When Your Date Asks What You Do For Living
You know, (if you haven’t read the series, don’t read this)… Ron is responsible for the death of everyone that Voldemort killed because he didn’t let Crookshanks eat Scabbers, who turned out to be Pettigrew, who brought Voldemort back in book 4… thanks a lot, Ron!
you just blew my mind! also reminding everyone about the prophecy that Professor Trewlaney made during one of the christmas breaks at Hogwarts that the table numbered 13 and the next to rise would be the first to die. the fist to stand would be Dumbledore. she was right in the prophecy but no one knew scabbers was under the table and already made the count thirteen, so he is also kinda responsible for Dumbledore's death.
Load More Replies...He was on an episode of Road Wars last night (NZ) and this is him picking a fight with a bikie 😂. It did not end well!
Can't Unsee It Now
I went to high school with two guys (I didn't know them, they were in a higher grade than I was) who had hair styles very similar to Beavis and B-head (trying to bypass BP censors). This was 1995-1996, so that show was very popular and I am fairly certain their hairstyles were intentional.
Load More Replies...Great Summation Of How Disappointed People Are With The Movie
Not a Joachin fan anyway. I’m genuinely glad that film tanked. It hopefully means an end to that franchise.
It took me too long to work out that you were just misspelling Joaquin and weren’t trying to combine two names in relation to the franchise.
Load More Replies...Hitting This Like A Pan Flute
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a difference between inhaling and exhaling when it comes to playing a flute?
as someone who both vapes and plays flute, yes. yes there is- you cant play flute inhaling and you cant exhale to vape :)
Load More Replies...Apparently they are disposable vape devices. I was as confused as you, and it doesn't help that the scale is unclear. They look to me like motor oil bottles.
Load More Replies...Single use vapes! Hopefully soon to be made illegal everywhere and not just in civilised countries.
Load More Replies...Not cancer, but there are other things that can go wrong: https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-funded-studies-show-damaging-effects-vaping-smoking-blood-vessels
Load More Replies...Respect Lexis King
The bus barber is pretty good, he got 4 stars!
Load More Replies...Surely it can’t be hair. There’s no way that it grows that close to his eyebrows.
Load More Replies..."And may the odds be ever in your favor."
Load More Replies...Lexis King, a pro wrestler on WWE's developmental program NXT. He's Flying Brian Pillman's son. I'd actually watch NXT for the first time if he played a character who thought he was an Axe genie. Btw, Pillman was mega popular in the 90s during the "Monday Night Wars" and appeared on WCW, ECW, and WWF (at the time, it was still an F).
You know EXACTLY what you’ll get if you go to a hairdresser/barber with ‘Stylez’ in the name.
Why Are They All Shaped Like Squeezed Tube Of Toothpaste
Don’t you go insulting toothpaste. At least it has a raison d'être.
Load More Replies...I Like This One
Well.... I've taken 9 hours to watch a 1 hour show. Keep getting interrupted and have to rewind. Over and over again.
An hour and a half to watch 60 minutes! I wish. My missus can turn a 20 minute YouTube video into a 5 part series she talks so much and I have to rewind again and again and on and on
If you're going to correct someone, make sure your correction is understandable.
Load More Replies...Bro What Is That On Top Of His Head?
A piece of endive that is way past its prime.
Load More Replies...It does rather look like he dyed a Shredded Wheat and balanced it on his head
Save File Corrupted Mid Puberty
I'm Not Sure If This Is An Insult Or A Compliment
So That’s Why They’re So Loud
Never Heard This
I'd agree, but I've seen similar polls in the UK. Racist idjits are everywhere.
Load More Replies...It wasn't the Arabs. The ancient Greeks, Babylonians, and Egyptian all had a hand in developing it long before. The Arabs get (and deserve) the credit for preserving the knowledge through the Dark Ages and systemizing it. And "Arabic" numerals were invented in India. They're called that because the West found out about them from the Arabs.
Load More Replies...That's Roman numerals, not Arabic. Except for when they didn't like the L.
Load More Replies...Beginning to wish we had more than an invisible border between us and US:)
Clones With Slight Differences
Made Me Cackle
He's calling his male child son? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Nooooooooooooo.
".idiots" is correct because it was an afterthought (face palm)
Load More Replies...I can't get down with this blatant lack of grammar and spelling. If you don't know basic syntax, then I won't read your posts.idiots.
Buhahaha, irony. Let's see how quickly they correct it.
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Aging even better since for half of them, the hosting has expired. People paid thousands of dollars for dead URLs.
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I'm Dead
Who Does That Anyway?
I'm thinking they might like the tight feeling the same way some people like weighted blankets.
Forgot my pjs once when staying at a friend's house. Had to sleep in a room that people walked through to get to the kitchen. I wore my jeans... seriously uncomfortable.
Dude Got Ratioed To The Shadow Realm
They Do Look Very Similar
Diversity not in action. This is what happens when you cancel DEI.
He Looks Like He's Good At It Too
Worst Loaf Of Bread Ever Baked
Wrong type of flour, not enough time to rise properly, didn’t knead it long enough, kitchen too hot or too cold, who knows. If this is her first try baking bread, then cut her some slack. It takes time to get something a difficult as baking perfect bread down pat. —-and even then you’ll still have the occasional fail.
No Your Phone Is Not Upside Down
😂 I almost did it too, and that was after reading your comment! 🤦🏽♀️
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Can't Recover From That Burn
I think the joke is that, since POV means “point of view,” if this image is your point of view….you’re the photographer 😅 so the joke is that the “computer science student who decided to talk to women” still didn’t get the girl.
Load More Replies...This Is A New One
Ok but to be fair, haven't you ever dipped your fries in your shake? It's delicious.
Perfect combination of hot and cold and sweet and salty.
Load More Replies...Ok I’d try this 😂 fries dipped in ice cream is amazing. It’s like salty and sweet, this would be the same. If the hashbrowns were hot it would be such a nice contrast with the ice cream……I may have to get up and run to McDick’s now 😂
Eyes Are The Window To The Socioeconomic Status
OMG, they're right 😭 Anyone who doesn't get this has clearly not grown up around poor white people. It's that vague notion that there was mascara and eyeliner on her eyes yesterday, but she woke up and never washed it off. That's the only way I can describe it.
Not sure why you’re being downvoted, I’ve always wondered what “low income white girl eyes” means and that kinda makes it clearer 😂 I say this as a former low income white girl who totally wore my makeup like this in my teens for some reason
Load More Replies...Some made me snicker, some made me laugh out loud, but most were simply meh.
That’s the goodbye speech I’m going to give to my coworkers if I ever switch jobs 😂
Load More Replies...Just now seeing the "Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium" scam? It's been there for months; this site seems intent on fúcking itself up
Load More Replies...They started off real strong, some good ones in there - but a lot of meh towards the end. 7/10
If I'm not mistaken, they're automatically re-sorted by rating. SO yeah - best ones are at the top.
Load More Replies...At least this was better than that godawful piece on surgery fails.
Hm, I wonder what recent & ongoing situation would give people contempt for Republicans for a long, long time?
Load More Replies...I think it depends. My friends and I roast each other all the time and no one ever takes it seriously, it’s just light hearted teasing 😊 it actually releases bonding hormones in your brain for some reason haha. Seriously being rude and making fun of someone is pretty low, but sometimes a good comedic roast is great, as long as it’s not malicious and everyone finds it funny 😊 I wouldn’t say it’s the “only way” we find humour in our lives, at all. Most people find a whole range of things funny. I particularly like videos of animals being silly 😊 Don’t be depressed about it - it’s not as bad as it seems!
Load More Replies...Some made me snicker, some made me laugh out loud, but most were simply meh.
That’s the goodbye speech I’m going to give to my coworkers if I ever switch jobs 😂
Load More Replies...Just now seeing the "Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium" scam? It's been there for months; this site seems intent on fúcking itself up
Load More Replies...They started off real strong, some good ones in there - but a lot of meh towards the end. 7/10
If I'm not mistaken, they're automatically re-sorted by rating. SO yeah - best ones are at the top.
Load More Replies...At least this was better than that godawful piece on surgery fails.
Hm, I wonder what recent & ongoing situation would give people contempt for Republicans for a long, long time?
Load More Replies...I think it depends. My friends and I roast each other all the time and no one ever takes it seriously, it’s just light hearted teasing 😊 it actually releases bonding hormones in your brain for some reason haha. Seriously being rude and making fun of someone is pretty low, but sometimes a good comedic roast is great, as long as it’s not malicious and everyone finds it funny 😊 I wouldn’t say it’s the “only way” we find humour in our lives, at all. Most people find a whole range of things funny. I particularly like videos of animals being silly 😊 Don’t be depressed about it - it’s not as bad as it seems!
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