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There are different ways you can get insulted on the internet. You might get "ratioed" if your message gets way more comments than "likes". You might not receive any "likes" at all – and that might be the worst insult of all, especially if you were trying to be funny. But perhaps the most impactful and creative are still clever comebacks.

Bored Panda has dug up some gems from all over the internet where people got roasted by other netizens so bad they might need to apply some ice to their burns. Some people just have a way with words, so, check out these hilarious insults that the Shakespeares of the Internet came up with!

#1

Okay She’s Got A Point Tho

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Sue
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like it would be obvious that bear's are safer because they are a bear & you know they will hurt you. However, most dangerous men are more dangerous because they act tame until they think they have you trapped. It really has nothing to do against being a man; it has to do with being a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Wild Cream
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in bear country - leave bears alone and they’ll leave you alone. They won’t always hurt you. I’ve walked right past them before because we both looked at each other and gave each other a wide berth and it’s fine. Give them respect - and stay away from the babies - and you’re fine. The same cannot be said for a random man on the street. Not all men, sure - but we don’t know who’s safe and who isn’t. So I’d rather be stuck in the woods with a random bear than a random man. At least I know the bear will leave me alone if I’m calm and leave it alone.

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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truth. Why do some men always seem to think that to protect women, they need to be protected from men, by other men providing protection, to protect them from other men?

Touhou Youyoumu
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genius Lady 😎

Kabuki Kitsune
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6 months ago

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It sounds smart... until you realize that there's a s**t ton of women serving time in prison right now for murdering other women.

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Bear Buchko
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can always tell who got their Gender Studies degree from Tumblr.

D W
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your smug attitude for one thing...

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    #2

    Ratio In TikTok

    Text on grass asking why schools in Europe have no security, with 12,272 comments discussing savage burns.

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    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't go out to shoot children when we feel like it. I know. Strange.

    Sarah
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes agreed. I’m Irish and 45 .. to this day I wouldn’t know where to purchase a gun.

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    Trashy Panda
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schools in most of the rest of the world have no security. The real question is why do American schools have security? But we already know why.

    tori Ohno
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    6 months ago

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    Because American kids think they need to harm others before they harm themselves. They think it makes them "stars". Pathetic attitude. Why can't the younger population stop this, they're the ones doing it?

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    Liam Valley
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they don’t have to worry about shootings

    Emilu
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe doesn't need security scans to enter schools. Pretty sure that's a USA-only thing.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I am a nerd sometimes and I was curious about what BrunoVI said, I asked wiki: in Europe (including Russia and it also includes a mass-shooting from Russians on Ukrainian civilians which adds over 100 deaths to the count) there were 433 deaths that were the results of mass-shootings from 2020-2025 (as of May25). In the US, you have 711 deaths due to mass-shootings IN 2024 ALONE! And 155 deaths in 2025 already. We're talking 751 million people (Europe) vs 331 million (USA).

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In direct comparison, there were 186 mass-shooting-deaths in 2024 in Europe. There were 7 of them in the whole year.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, we in Europe are getting close to that point due to recent developments

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even close. But yes, there's rising violence all over the world and mass-murdering-events are also on the rise. It's still a big gap between Europe and the US right now. I'm not counting war in Ukraine or otherwhere.

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    Katharina Sei.
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's not only because of how many guns someone has, but also because of the higher social security. In most European countries you don't have to worry about having to make huge payments because of hospitalization. You get paid leave by law, which must be taken. If you are made redundant, you are usually not immediately left without an income. And let's be honest, most people, at least in my environment, don't care if you have the latest cell phone model or a fancy car. I think that does something to your psyche and helps you to be more resilient.

    Nova Rook
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is a very violent nation and always has been.

    Miki
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah.. They are same ppl as we hare. Just weapon culture is different.

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    weatherwitch
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What she needs to be asking is Why do schools in America Need it??

    lwolf1952
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnd here come the American gun nuts popping up like prairie dogs worried that someone will take away their toys.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnd here come the knife nuts... They're using knives in the UK since they can't get guns. It's an attitude problem, not an inanimate object problem.

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    #3

    Sounds About Right

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    MK-C PHD
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …. And not even a smart pigeon?

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely by cuckoo. From clock. That doesn't work

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    Thomas51
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pigeon will stand in its own sh1t until its feet rot - tell me another bird that stupid.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an insult to pigeons

    urbeinghunted 25
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah stop verbally abusing them - its no wonder they don't like us

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously now: can anyone explain what's going on here? No, really seriously. Here's someone thinking that import taxes are going to make imported goods cheaper. I don't get it - somehow they've got it all mixed up in their heads. Can anyone explain what's going on?

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America voted to tax the poor and cut taxes for the rich while lashing out at the democracies. The democracies took note and are hitting American bonds. Hope you are not poor or working class or own a mortgage - things are about to get very bad for you but it has been earned.

    lwolf1952
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where we are in America, where we can't distinguish reality from an Onion headline or sarcasm from dumbness.

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't fix all the stupid in the MAGA cult today.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeons are smarter than this d*********e.

    Mike F
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's sarcasm.

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    Internet comes with its own rules of communication and etiquette. But one thing remains the same as it is in real life: arguing. People like to prove their point when they're lurking in the comment section, and Millennials might be the age group that does it most.

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    #4

    She Sure Ain’t Balsa Wood

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And President Coolidge didn't say he was going to take the Statue of Liberty with him when he left office.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although, I would have liked to see that!

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    detective miller's hat
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adding "you dense plank of wood" to my arsenal

    Rali Meyer
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we say: thick as two planks of wood stuck together

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    Floeckchen
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The statue of liberty was a gift. The qatari jet is a bribe.

    turk
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Qatar got sanctions on Syria lifted the very next day after they offered the jet to Trump. And that's been on the Qatari wish list for a long time.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, a gift to the USA from the country - France - which was largely responsible for liberating it from Britain. I'm a Brit.

    MReneeS25
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard France wanted it back about a month ago but ya know TRUMP refused and then proceeded to bash them. I’m ashamed to be an American citizen right now. So sorry world

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    Susie Elle
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A statue also doesn't barf out kilotonnes of CO2, destroying the planet

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, here's the thing. trump seems to have a pathological hatred of nature and the environment. so he probably thinks the pollution is a good thing.

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    RedMarbles
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The statue of liberty has been able to be enjoyed by everyone (thank you, france). The stupid plane is mainly for the benefit of one guy (and possibly Qatari intelligence, and whoever they'll share any provided or collected intelligence with). It would also reportedly cost a billion dollars or more to get it retrofitted for use as air force one. The jerk in chief just wants a fancy plane and he doesn't want anyone else to be able to use it when he's done. He is a toddler.

    Danish Susanne
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But most toddlers are kind and generous towards others, so I find that a bad comparison.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 12 y.o. jet that they've been trying to get rid of since 2020? That huge white elephant that has to be stored at a cost several thousand Riyal every day, have its engines run up every week to run its electrical systems, and will cost about a billion to renovate into a secure Air Force One? That one?

    Bill Mills
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and thete are two 747s in the pipeline at Boeing slated for delivery in 2027 that will replace the current 2

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    turk
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I get to use the "Palace in the Sky" for my personal travels?

    Joe Reaves
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't bother. It's too big to land at most smaller airports. Rumour is they've been trying to get rid of it for a while now because it's a bit of a white elephant.

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    Trashy Panda
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't hold top-secret national security meetings in the Statue of Liberty.

    Betsy S
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they should. Maybe it would remind them of their obligation to protect ALL the people listed on the statue.

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    #5

    You Are The Reason They Stay Home

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    Janet Graham
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socializing is one thing, gossiping is another.

    Thomas Murphy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L O L not me i inquiry minds what to know

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, don't disturb introvert heaven

    Sarah
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who has been the thief stealing from fridge and cupboards because I’ve been a victim. And I’m remembering back to 2003. Summer job on break from university in Ireland….crime happened London , Chancery Lane. Not that I hold a grudge ..Not going to lie.. but I want the juice … who has been fired/ made redundant and WHY

    Marketable
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to falsely accuse some poor dude you've led on of sexual harassment on your way out the office door after being terminated.

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, the art of sarcasm is completely lost on some people.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was that first person being sarcastic, there was nothing that indicated sarcasm in what they said

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    Vermonta
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    6 months ago

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    office gossip is better than a soap opera.

    Dragons Exist
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine thinking that when I stay home I watch soap operas, I barley use my tv and yet I spend most of my time at home

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    #6

    No You Didn't

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    Mike F
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, I almost passed out laughing!

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Bankingslut is angry, why? I mean the name implies some type of embracing of choice of se.xual freedom, right? Back when I was still a volunteer firefighter, I had a career firefighter captain tell me; "I get paid to do this, that makes me a professional, you don't, and that makes you an amateur." My reply back was; "Well I guess if you put it like that, in that sense, I guess that makes you a w.h.o.r.e., and me just a s.l.u.t., right?" He was not amused, but had no comeback. The fun part was when I was hired at one and still volunteered for the other. I told him "Now I guess you can say I get to have fun both ways." The rest of the crew was rolling. He was pissed, but just walked out.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya! Wash it!!! Cos I’m sick & tired of working it hard on Grindr & ending up meeting a hookup with a dirty díck.

    Binky Melnik
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand sanitizer makes an *awful* lube, so maybe bring Handiwipes? ✊🏻 (I hope we’re gonna get a version of that emoji rotated 90° soon; too many people have thought I’m referring to “power!” when I use it. Argh.)

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHH this is the best one so far LOL

    Lexekon
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, characterizing an entire gender by such a base impulse... misandry much?

    Mike Rodrick
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 2 things smell like fish & 1 of them is fish.

    Chris the Bobcat
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't someone with the word "slvt" in their name be happy about what men want?

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    6 months ago

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    There are gays & lesbians & whatnot and we can be sluts, too

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    Sadly, probably none of us are strangers to insults and verbal put-downs, especially on the internet. The Pew Research Center reported in 2021 that about four in 10 Americans have reported online harassment. Most respondents cite politics as the top reason why they might be targeted.

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    Younger people also say they experienced online harassment more often. A whopping 64% of Americans under 30 have experienced some form of it. 49% of folks aged 30-49 say the same, and only 21 people aged 65 and older admit they've been victims of some sort of harassment on the internet.

    #7

    I Love A Ben Shapiro Burn

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    Danni
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    6 months ago

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    Kate Jones
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murdering babies outside the womb...you mean people, right? Those babies grow up to be people. And the murdering part seems to be okay with you if they're immigrants dying in a holding facility, or if they're gay.

    jonesnori
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does this "murdering babies outside the womb" thing come from? Do these idiots think that happens?

    Calyx Teren
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And frankly, it’s R policies that end up murdering and killing babies and children. Lack of care, poverty that means their parents have to work and work and can’t spend time with their kids, lack of housing, lack of food, guns that k**l them directly, lack of vaccines so they die of preventable diseases, lack of medical care so they fail to thrive, lack of reproductive care for their mothers so they’re orphaned at a young age, lack of proper training for boys so when they eventually become fathers they are absentee or a*****e, lack of regulations for businesses so they can pour poison into the environment, and lack of oversight so that breaches are not punished and stopped.

    George Costanza
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one m urders babies outside the womb. That's literally not what abortion is.

    Firefly
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is his wife only rumoured to be a doctor?

    Pandarosa
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's more than one baby outside the womb in that house.

    Mike F
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his s***m donation is probably the extent of his contribution to the household as well.

    Chris the Bobcat
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a great marriage there if he doesn't even know if his wife is a doctor or not. Also, if he knew she had work the next day, why didn't HE stay up with the kid?

    UKGrandad
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anybody wondering what he means by murdering babies outside the womb, the more extreme right-wingers have a belief that pro-choice feminists and liberals want to legalise abortion up to and beyond full-term. It started because in some countries (and I think in some U.S. states) late-term abortions are available in cases where the foetus has developed complications that mean the pregnancy would not be viable; that the foetus has severe disabilities that would result in no quality of life or would die soon after birth; or that puts the mother's life in danger. Those right-wingnuts extrapolated from this to convince themselves that the left wants to extend this to cover viable pregnancies with healthy foetuses if the mother wants to terminate at any point until birth and could even decide to have a newborn euthanised if she decides she doesn't want the baby after all.

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    #8

    Saw This On Another Sub, Thought It Was Fitting

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    The Other Guest
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Making boom boom" sounds more like potty training a toddler than it does having se‍x. At least, I hope OP meant se‍x and not po‍oping with their partner.

    Chuck
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda hope he doesn't...🙂

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    Khavrinen
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also, hopefully, knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

    Deeelite
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom boom? Is OP 5 yrs old?

    Pieter LeGrande
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to put your Apple watch around a different part of your anatomy, but the watch band may not adjust to that size.

    Cthulhu Kitty
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom boom is our phrase for pooping

    Douglas Tucker
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, someone pass the gallon container of the Burn Relief Gel.

    InfMag07 InfMag07
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't waer a watch to "boom boom"...

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    #9

    She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

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    Armac
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snort.

    Tim Gibbs
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a claped out ford cortina 🤣

    Linda Robinett
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe I have ever encountered an ugly baby

    Lena Flising
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newborns are often a bit "ugly". They can't focus their eyes, and some are still smushed from the passage through the birth-canal.

    Philly Bob
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ, I fuxxing choked! LOL!

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    We know it happens; people insult each other. Whether it's face-to-face or through a device screen, they usually hurt. We all can probably appreciate a carefully-crafted and humorous roast that's targeted at someone else, but what's the psychology behind insulting people in general? Are we just looking for ways to express our pent-up anger or is there any kind of self-serving reasoning in the act?

    #10

    Not An Extrovert

    Twitter conversation showing a savage burn debating introverts and extroverts with sharp witty comments.

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    jonesnori
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introverts usually have friends. We just prefer to hang out in smaller groups, and need more alone time.

    winterwidow87
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeat after me: being introverted is about getting drained in social situations and needing "me time" to recharge, while extroverted people get energized by socializing. It has nothing to do with the number of friends you have.

    Tom De Paul
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    6 months ago

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    But there is usually a correlation.

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    Subaru645
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are selective about who we share our time with, not desperate.

    Earonn -
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extrovert here who loves her introvert friends.

    L.V
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introvert here who had been adopted by extrovert friends

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    Kalikima
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be an extrovert, in high school and in my 20s, now I'm totally an introvert..

    trixiefly11
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we don't want friends.

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an extroverted person and I have widdled my friend group down to pretty much my husband and my kids.... people.. in general.. suck!

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whittled" is the term I believe. "Widdled" is what you little kid did behind a tree when no-one is looking.

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    r9z96rp9z2
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, first person was partially right. It’s not an introvert that has no friends

    Kat
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    based on that opinion he might be extrovert but I feel like he really doesn´t have friends either :S

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extrovert/introvert has a lot to do with how and were you charge your "batteries". Do you gain energy from being with friends, or does it drain your "batteries"? Will a bit of alone-time give your more energy, or will it just make you feel lonely?

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    #11

    Ignored It Until I Got Online

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    JK
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really are an abomination. I was walking home from the train station and one drove by. I didn't even notice until some girls started screeching that kim kardashian was in it and I just rolled my eyes and kept walking.

    Krd
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just shake my head with a s**t-eating grin whenever I see it. These people don't deserve any sympathy. The Cyber truck came out after Musk went far-right crazy (even the pre-orders happened after his shift), if you bought it, then you either agree with him, or you don't care what he does, both are horrible.

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    Debby Keir
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily, they're banned in Europe and UK as being unable to pass the safety regulations.

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if they'd only do the same to Tesla who have been proven to skip safety checks

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    Steve Kadner
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a humble brag! He actually has a cybertruck that runs

    Reemerger
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A t**d in a s**t car. The irony.

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be fair here and admit that the cybertruck does perform an important function. It often converts itself to ballast to keep flatbed tow trucks from simply floating away.

    C Hendrix
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, they look like they were designed by a six-year-old.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still notice things, regardless of whether they impact your feelings. Ignore has context, in this usage.

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    #12

    "Whats A Gender Neutral Word You Could Use For Your Spouse?"

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing golden is silence thanks to duct tape that's silver.

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no. "i may be stupid" is perfectly acceptable.

    Deirdre
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they realized!

    Andrew Burke
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could go back to Old English. Husbonda (husband) was male, Huswif (housewife) was female, and Mann simply meant person. So perhaps Husmann ?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She used the gender-neutral term*in her question*, hence the “looking for your glasses when they’re on your head.” (Speaking of which, the other night i turned the flashlight on on my iPhone to help me look for my phone. Derp! 😵‍💫!)

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    Don Adams
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't spouse gender neutral?

    Marketable
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno; perhaps ask your SPOUSE!

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read your first sentence one more time, dearie. And yes, you are stupid.

    Nix
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Spouse", "Partner", "Snookie", "Blanket-Stealing Asșhole", "Bringer of Treats". So many gender neutral choices...

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    Sometimes, insults can be about superiority. Evolutionary psychologist Nigel Barber, Ph.D. explains that we insult someone when they threaten our social standing. "[An insult is] an attempt to reduce the social status of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter," he writes for Psychology Today.

    #13

    “There Has Never Been Another Nation That Has Existed Much Beyond 250 Years”

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh how can someone be so ignorant. Mind is boggled.

    Charles McChristy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a direct result of our public education system being defunded by the Right every year for the past 30 years.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And... by that comment, we know who that person most likely voted for, and what color ballcap they wear. I am also going to take a guess, that they had to look up the word "pub".

    turk
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS, even as a terminally ignorant American, how do you not realize that we were founded by breaking away from England? Which is a country that still exists. I mean, that one is practically a freebie.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They argue that every time either your borders significantly changed or your system of government changes you're a new country - like they claim France only dates from the 1958 constitution. Not sure exactly when they date the UK to (First Reform Act of 1838? Irish Independence in 1922?). The issue is of course they don't apply that to themselves. By their arguments the US dates to the last state joining in 1959 or, if you want to take a generous view of their definition, the Fifteenth Amendment in 1870.

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    Tim Gibbs
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front door is older than your country! 🤣

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italy, Greece, Egypt.........................................and the beat goes on♩♪♩♬ ♬♩♪♩

    BrunoVI
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    6 months ago

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    You do know Italy was only formed in 1861, right? Republic of Egypt, 1963. Republic of Greece, 1973.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Republic of San Marino is the oldest sovereign state and constitutional republic, and is the world's oldest republic that has existed since its founding on September 3, 301 CE. sanmarino-...5efd76.jpg sanmarino-stato-682edaf5efd76.jpg

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    6 months ago

    Egypt has entered the chat

    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just stop with this one now? I'm sure I've seen it seven times in the past two days

    Chilli
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen trees older than America.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes that stupid sense of superiority again, OP.

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    #14

    Don’t Forget Your Birth Control

    Text message exchange showing a dad making a savage burn paired with a photo of Vibram five finger shoes.

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    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA!! My mother said before that she wasn't worried about my sisters and I in H.S. because marching band was the best birth control.

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Pie the movie, have you seen it?

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    GrammarPolice
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it. Maybe I’m just dumb but could someone please explain?

    Franco
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one would want to fúck someone wearing shoes like that.

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    The Other Guest
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently #13, and the first one to make me laugh.

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right next to the Birkenstock and Crocs

    Batwench
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pair, blooming comfortable.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah barefoot shoes are a trend right now. I know loads of people who wear some kind of barefoot shoes

    Forrest Grump
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the US military still issue "BC glasses"?

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    #15

    "Within Walking Distance Of A School Shooting" Is Savage

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one measure superiority? Inches, feet, bananas, oranges in white house?

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If, instead of school students, the folks in congress and the senate were being gunned down, there would be gun control.

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fellow Americans you really need to get rid of your superiority complex.

    Captive
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hate, you are the laughing stock right now

    Sweaterpants Mandles
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not ashamed to be American - but I’m far from proud. It’s hard not to feel disgusted by half the people in this country. Thoughts and prayers, Mike.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to be ashamed of something you didn't do.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'murica has dropped so far from superior, we are running in the opposite direction.

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, you aren't superior. Mike. May I call you Mike?

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until he realizes that there is no superiority

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    We're also exhibiting more and more narcissistic traits, which might be the fault of social media. Even in 2009, researchers have observed a rise in narcissistic traits in college students. Now, more than 15 years and many new social media platforms later, our self-esteem and egos are closely tied to our social media personas. And we feel like insults are the most effective way to defend them.

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    #16

    She Just Got Flamed Bro

    Twitter conversation showing a savage burn about playing video games as an escape from reality.

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    A completely normal chair.
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently grown women don't play video games. What a strange way to discover that I'm actually a boy.

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teen my wife was an ace at Pitfall - one day I was xboxing a spiderman game and spiderman got put into Pitfall and it was just the Pitfall game with spiderman as the character. Called my wife in and she cleared the level for me. Life goals.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because video games are fun!

    Chuck
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time,” said the mathematician and philosopher Bertrand Russell

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wheelhouse! For neuroplasticity, situational awareness, cognition, and many, many reasons. If you’re older or have a TBI, you’ll exercise & strengthen your brain playing (certain types of) video games over most other therapies or supplements.

    Lazy Panda 2
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's loads of things people do for hobbies that I don't get - fishing, watch Netflix all day, watch F1, Warhammer.... But it's not me doing it, it's them. And they're having fun, so why would I care? No doubt they think my hobbies are dull, but equally don't care because I'm not forcing them to crochet a blanket while gardening.

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 54, female, and have been playing video games since Atari. Currently playing AC Shadows

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just grown men, why not grown women? I know several who love to play video games.

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    #17

    He Is Right Though

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the "bald head in a cloud" cut. Normally reserved for obscure musicians, but can be used by scientists for special occasions.

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Danny DeVito went as Einstein?

    Marat Singh Farout
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've reached a point in my existence where everyone I look at, seems to be totally bald but are sitting in a chair with a hair covered headrest

    talliloo
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't remember this guy's name but the pic is from when he was on america's got talent. if you want a chuckle look him up on youtube for the clip

    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Ray Jessel! I remember his AGT audition this pic is from

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    LiuLiu
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    truer words have never been spoken

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *David Crosby. I'm just not sure whether I'm correcting "Einstein" or "Danny Devito."

    Kiss Army
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my exact thought!

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    #18

    I Can’t Lie. The Comment Sections Always Make Me Laugh

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    Brian Leahy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear his place is just a hole in the ground…

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I can't help but notice you keep referring to me as "white devil"

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    ynyrhydref56
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bring wombats into this. They're noble creatures.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marvels new superhero CombatWombat

    Lee S-M
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a koala. Not a wombat

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think its a koala, and they live in trees and eat eucalyptus leaves.

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And suffer from chlamydia (apparently).

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    Insulting someone on the Internet is also easier on us. It doesn't make us feel that bad insulting a person's appearance if we can't see their reaction in real-time. Even if an insult is clever and we get cheered on by fellow netizens, we don't see the micro expressions on the other person's face. So, insulting someone on the internet can make us bolder, more reckless, and, ultimately, mean.

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    #19

    Ready To Go

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    Armac
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol.

    Deirdre
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...don't get it. It's probably so darn obvious and I don't get it.

    Brian Leahy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming you know about the "My Pillow" CEO (if not, google him.). The joke is that the sheet is a ready-made K*K robe.

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    Binny Tutera
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh… I’m at work! Can’t laugh out loud like that!

    Zoey Bear
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad (he's a Trump lover) got us My Pillows. They were absolute cŕap and we had to throw them away within a couple months because of discomfort. Had to edit because cŕap is a bad word. (Eye roll)

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you dad admit they were c**p or did he blame it on Biden?

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    Douglas Tucker
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike Lindell and Don Trump are the two bizz-nizz men you will never read aboit in any future history text as being caring, bright and/or honest.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sheets gonna go up in flames from that burn.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am picturing the ghost costume from the Peanuts comic. I suspect it is something else they were hinting at, but I like my version.

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny and sooooo true. Now we are only letting persecuted white people into the country.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell does this even mean ?

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    #20

    Especially Clever

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    Thomas Murphy
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes i know i were them L O L ( when u r taking water pills u never know )

    Joyce Berman
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter-in-law was telling me how terrible she thought it was that one state was not allowing men to use women's bathrooms. About ten minutes later she told me how disgusting she thought it was to use a public bathroom that men had been using because the bathrooms were so dirty. Huh???

    Emilu
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh fùcking snap 🤣

    #21

    She Called Me The N Word After That And Blocked Me

    Social media conversation showing savage burns with sharp comebacks that leave people speechless and disintegrated.

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    Earthquake903
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorant ppl like that are allowed to vote.....

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. Love the overcooked ginger bread comment.

    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hedy Lamar did not invent the frequency piano thingie for this comment SMH

    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the side of the world where intelligence emigrated to. ..

    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should not have laughed, but I did

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a monarchy. Not sure it's ideal, but - no president...

    Liam Valley
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overcooked gingerbread is crazy

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her tears should soothe the pain from the burn

    EJN
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her next comment: What's Europe?

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burnt gingerbread...yuck..lol

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    Nigel Barber explains that societies evolve to regulate those who dispense insults. "Effective communities maintain solidarity by keeping direct insults to a minimum," he writes. "Hence the elaborate traditions of politeness and respect found in real-world communities of the past; people behaved that way to avoid unnecessary anger, disputes, and violence."

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    #22

    Mama Tell No Lies

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend got me a birthday card a couple of years ago that said 'we've known each other so long I don't remember which one of us is the bad influence'

    Lotekguy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother of the Year instant nominee.

    Sarah
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea what a frat house is

    Kat Alison
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At U.S. universities, there are organizations called fraternities (frats, for short) made up of (mostly but not always) obnoxious male students who often have their own house to live in together. That’s the frat house.

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    #23

    Huge Loss Of Inventory

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    JK
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No tariffs for that batch. They don't pay anyway. Someone is going to have to wait a while for their dress with mismatched arm lengths.

    Naomi van Nijnatten
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O no, there goes my cheap disfunctiional cool-down-pillow... 🤣

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    Dragon Lady
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But keep buying and they will keep reducing the cost the more you buy until you get down to that last 0000000.0000000000000000005 cents to get it all for free

    #24

    This Is A Burn

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For heaven's sake, do not break wind.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, let her break wind! The humor value would be incalculable!

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like her torso slipped off her pelvis and is sliding down her thighs. Perhaps this poor lady is melting!

    Daria
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a strange place to put a bike helmet in, but to each their own

    Kalikima
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All her internal organs are in her àss.

    Emilu
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the most realistic thing here is the fake plant.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Was that a sonic boom?" "No, it was the new stripper's ass cheeks and boobs clapping together at the same time." edit: Holy jeesus, BP tried to censor three words in the 2nd sentence

    Adrian
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the palm tree, LOL

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can certainly tell that's a photoshopped butt.

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    We might think that comebacks are the perfect weapon against insults. But psychiatrist Neel Burton, M.D., writes that it might not be so. By roasting someone back, we're stooping to their level. "This gives them, their behaviour, and their insult far too much legitimacy," the psychiatrist believes.

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    #25

    I’d Watch That Movie

    Young man in a casual zip-up shirt with a playful comment, capturing savage burns people still feel unable to recover from.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blades of Glory II?

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to guess Batman and Robin, but that makes more sense

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment is hilariously on point.

    Epona
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one thousand percent a woman's workout cover-up jacket! 1000%

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of manboobs. He has manboob.

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know men could have uneven boobies too

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like someone saying blondes all look alike.

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a young man from Devizes, who had breasts of two different sizes. While one was quite small, and no good at all, the other one won several prizes.

    Marketable
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't often see a dude with uneven b***s, but there you have it.

    Marc Dennler
    Community Member
    6 months ago

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    #26

    She Could Blow Out The LA Fires

    Young woman reacting to savage burns comment on social media, highlighting savage burns people struggle to recover from.

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    TerathNinir
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This burn needs to be higher.

    Sandella
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww some are just personal meanness about features people can't change :( ..unless she did it to herself then agreed 😅

    Deirdre
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She most likely did it to herself. I doubt lips can be that way naturally unless you get stung by a bee there.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she wants to travel internationally, she just suction-cups herself to the next best boat and hopes for the best.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is kind of natural, but accentuated it with makeup to lean into it. There's a whole AI generated song on her. "she speaks for everyone, she can eat a banana sideways, she speaks in IMAX, it takes seven business days to brush her teeth, she eats a salad with a pitchfork, I'm not sharing food with her!"

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, can you come into the kitchen? I need you to unblock the sink!"

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually all of Jagger's daughters are quite attractive.

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    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that’s the lady on YouTube chat music covered https://youtu.be/bqoC8WXStd8?si=hRdw0hYnigjCurkr

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blow? She could suck the chrome off a '58 Buick!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A golf ball through a garden hose.

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    #27

    This Might Be A Crime Scene

    Screenshot of a Twitter conversation discussing pain killers and the sensation of pain in a humorous context.

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    Alexander Gräf
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not completely wrong. Some painkillers also reduce inflammation. But it's still like asking how hormones know where to go in the body. They don't, they just go everywhere and connect with receptors where needed.

    Reemerger
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So painkillers reduce inflammation now. Interesting.

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    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shorter one, preferably

    Papa
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . and don't lick the windows like last time.

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno.... I had too much fun visualizing inner traffic lights. "Go! Stop! Errrr... wait a minute. Pizza coming through."

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be too late for that.

    John Stark
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a tree falls on you in a forest but you're on a painkiller, are you really in pain?

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't feel it, you're not in pain

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    Instead, Burton says, comebacks and roasts should exist only between friends and in good faith. When we clap back only for the sake of humor and not with the intent to insult someone, a comeback is at its most effective. "The witty put-down does have a place, but only among friends, and only to add to the merriment," Burton adds.

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    #28

    Its Hard Prince-Thug Life

    A young man with long hair and tattoos in a casual setting, representing savage burns that people struggle to recover from.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to blend into a bad neighbourhood

    JK
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why people ruin themselves with so much ink. I've got a few, but you can only see them all if I'm in a bikini.

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely believe in waiting until your over 25 before you get a tattoo. My friend just spent 6,000 on getting her old one covered. They are permanent and when you're young you can't predict if you'll still like the style in 10 years..which might only make you 30.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The young woman in the background looks thoroughly unimpressed.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neck tattoos aren't the way to do it.

    The Bearded Viking
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, I'll be right there. Okay...White muscle top? Check. Showing off tatts? Check. Beard? Check....oh fück, I forgot to blow wave of my locks, hang on"

    Claire Elise
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this guy. He went to prison & now hes a model I think?

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    #29

    They Look Like Cardboard Cutouts

    Twin men taking selfies in front of the Mona Lisa painting, surrounded by people capturing the moment on phones.

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    Earthquake903
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beaker had twins!

    StPaul9
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k I thought it was Jedward, and I'm not even British!

    Pernille
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jedward is Irish, but I'm sure they'll be ok with you blaming Jedward on the English.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like Judge Doom after the steamroller...

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow are jedward THAT old already?

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god her comment its brilliant

    Liam Valley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they facing back wards

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    #30

    On An Influencer Who Has Trained His Jaw

    Young man with sharp jawline and tousled hair, paired with a savage burn comment on his facial appearance.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he looks comical when he's eating.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If cyber trucks were human

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's trying to steal coat hangers from a hotel room.

    Pandarosa
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that comment could have gone further somehow ...

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remember the Saturday morning kids show from the 90's called Reboot?

    Deirdre
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think this is attractive...

    Franco
    Community Member
    6 months ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Trained his jaw"? Are we sure he doesn't just have nasal congestion and a vacuum cleaner hose in his ass?

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    Which of these witty comebacks would you put into the hall of fame of the bust burns on the Internet, Pandas? Let us know in the comments. And if you're looking for more cases where online jerks were put in their place by creative roasters, check out our previous articles here, here, and here!

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    #31

    Brutal Takedown

    Screenshot of a social media thread showing savage burns and harsh comments causing people to be unable to recover.

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    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nothing to say about her appearance, but she is an absolute discredit to the human species.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Send in the Tankers and Smokejumpers! This fire has breached containment!"

    Origami Chik3n
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should have been "Just because you don't know the person discussed in this post, doesn't mean you should Google them" PSA.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to look her up, but I guess I'll hold off. Thanks ;)

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    #32

    Not Sure Who This Is But Goddamn!

    Man singing into microphone with on-screen comment about waking up early, illustrating savage burns and reactions.

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    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The singer is an actor from the Tollywood indian film industry.His name is Balakrishna in short. He is very well known for his 'gravity and logic defying' actions. He has a very huge fan base in South India. He is like our desi version of Chuck Norris. His fanfare is also pretty much logic defying. People accept him for what he is. Watch his stunts in YouTube to make your day. It's a bittersweet Symphony.

    LastButNotLeast
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched for him and now....Dabidi Dibidi (From "Daaku Maharaaj")... Can't stop listening...oh my...

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what the song is... 😕

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know the song, but I know the guy, he’s a pretty popular Indian actor.

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    e gads
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats the song?i could use it

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I have a basic alarm (BEEP BEEP BEEP) and I sometimes wake up before it naturally. It seems a weird thing

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    #33

    Sometimes The Comments On IG Ads Are Gold

    Close-up of a person wearing a mask with extremely long, thick eyelash extensions in a beauty salon setting.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we consider it a virus since it's transmitted by viral videos?

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While we're kind of on the topic of viruses, the mask cannot do its job of it ain't covering your breathe-holes...

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady doesn't need a sun hat or visor because they are mounted directly on the eyelids.

    Blue Flower
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just waiting for the caterpillars to molt and then she’ll have butterflies on her eye 🦋

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    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really concernd that she will cause hurricanes at the other side of the earth when she Winks.

    Kristen Woehlke
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom took hers off one day (long time ago!) and put them on the kitchen table. Granddad came over to visit and he had a newspaper. All of the sudden he's rolling up the paper and whacking the hell out of those falsies. He thought they were bugs! These things look like fuzzy caterpillars!

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can HEAR the lashes flapping, they are too long and look RIDICULOUS!

    Mel Colley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she's got a real bad eyelid condition. Can she open her eyes? It looks weighed down.

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously how do you keep your eyes open? Looks so heavy.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she's about to get away with a flagrant foul on Caitlyn Clark.

    Victoria Silvas
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she skinned a dog's floofy p***y and have no shame.

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    #34

    All I’m Gonna Say Is O O F

    Screenshot of a savage burn comment comparing IQ to Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking in a humorous online reply.

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    Raya
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sigle handedly

    Rick Eller
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really really do wish people would read over what they typed to check for typos. Autocorrect is not always on the ball. Don't be in such a hurry. It only takes a couple seconds.

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    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wanted to k**l myself I’d jump from your ego to your IQ

    Steve H
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O O F. That takes me back, those were my A Level grades! 😂😂😂

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For MAGA, that number is still too high.

    Thomas Murphy
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now that s a insult n a good one L O L

    Ruth Fichter
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did capital letters become against the law?

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago

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    okay, assuming albert and stephen 160 each. Averaging 160...

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    #35

    He Had It Coming

    Text message exchange showing a savage burn about ego and overweight baggage fees in a humorous conversation.

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a joke, why do U2 tour with 3 planes..one for the band, one for Bono, and the other one for Bono's ego.

    #36

    He Had It Coming

    Man with long hair and beard speaking in front of arcade machines, illustrating savage burns people can't recover from.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Peter Dinklage dressed up as Keanu

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Billy Mitchell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mitchell_(gamer)

    Dogfacedboy1980
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famous video game cheater. Watch "King of Kong"!

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    Epona
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely do not mean this to be offensive to Dax Flame or Keanu Reeves, but this man looks like Dax Flame put on a cheap Halloween mask/wig of Keanu Reeves. I'm scared!

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or like a speedrun draw of Keanu Reeves!

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he fill up his beard with a sharpie?

    Slmd
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda makes me think of a mix between House and Keanu

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT WRONG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    john doe
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garrett Bobby Ferguson lol

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    #37

    If The Shoe Fits

    Meme showing a medieval shoe with a pointed toe and text referencing savage burns that people struggle to recover from.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why this is true but omg it really is.

    TheGayUmbrella
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said this once, and I'll say it again: I don't know who that is, but just the name makes me agree.

    The Bearded Viking
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've actually figured this out...It's because he actually looks like 80% of the Non Playing Characters we've dealt with in nearly every medieval-based video game made in the last 20 years!

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm glad I don't know who he/she is

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will one day inadvertently see a picture of him, and you will instantly think, oh goodness that man looks like that shoe

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    Thomas51
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Timothée remind me of a brand of shampoo?

    Gabriela Obkirchner
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true! That's uncanny and inexplicable.

    #38

    50 Shades Of White

    Plate with baked chicken breast, air fryer fries, and a tortilla, humorously described in savage burns context.

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even post that abomination?

    JK
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attempted influencer, big fail.

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that plate has more seasoning than the chicken

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean paper towels have more flavor than I expect that chicken to.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we had an air fryer. It was good. For a week

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fibrous and flavorless, a comedy tonight!

    Author SJ Baily
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you at least put the chicken in the air fryer?

    Storm Rise
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear god- food poisoning-onna-plate!

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    #39

    A Video About Donuts

    Man being interviewed inside a donut shop, discussing savage burns people are still unable to recover from.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't he have a hairnet? From the armpits up?

    Leslie B
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a non-homeless Vince Neil

    Tara Ntula
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, it might just me me but didn't anyone handling any food need to wear a hair net? Even at mcdonalds? All of a sudden, they just disappeared.

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gyu from Aerosmith had a child with jimmy fallon, looks like

    Mama Clare
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was Phil Spector

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A homeless Jimmy Fallon who stole bon jovies hair

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously the local cops are on a diet

    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Lee Roth just yesterday!

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    #40

    Seriously It Does Look Like That

    Man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt speaking into a microphone during a recorded session with a mannequin in the background

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously people, don't go ordering your Sean Penn on Wish...

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Sean Penn and Geddy Lee had angry s*x

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    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temu Sean Penn.

    Chuck
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happening with the hats in the background?

    Joyce Berman
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, God, that made me laugh so hard I thought my nose would come off!

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the Sean Penn you get on Temu

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Penn if he had been punched in the nose, which is way overdue

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    #41

    A Streak Of Insults

    Tweet about skull preventing the brain from floating away shared in savage burns people are still unable to recover from.

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    SynthaCybe
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My personal favourite "head empty" insult is "The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead"

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like completely ridiculous mixed metaphors: "The hamster doesn't go to the top floor of the Christmas tree."

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two goodies: "If you unscrewed his ears, cabbage would fall out." - and - "I'll bet mind readers only charge you half price."

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's like a bungalow. No upper level

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, sorry! Posted mine before seeing yours. Yes, I like the bungalow one.

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    Brian Herold
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming, is it?"

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Somebody ate all the chips in his cookie" and "the bats have left the belfry" are two of my faves.

    Helen Rohrlach
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you had half a brain, it would be lonely."

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The easiest way to make your eyes shine is to shine the flashlight into your ear.

    Sally-Ann
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a bloke who was described as: "The reason why natural selection exists" and "one Darwin Award away from extinction."

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We feel that he occasionally has a thought but it gets lonely and leaves. Terry Pratchett I think.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a magnificent skyscraper with an unoccupied penthouse.

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    #42

    The Human Version Of A Windows Update

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    Ashlyn
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cough cough Mr orange man cough cough

    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be my manager then.

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's workmate

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this when I was writing annual reviews?

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    #43

    We Have Trees Older Than Europe Itself

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe as a continent is millions of years old. And those trees were there long before first European set foot on American continent.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why you were downvoted for that. You are correct.

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    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The place I was born has certain things and therefore I am individually superior to others elsewhere!"

    Deirdre
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the land of the closed-minded. Thankfully there are a select few who are open.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the native indians had those trees

    Franco
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    6 months ago

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    SynthaCybe
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those trees were happy being left alone

    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a stupid thing to say... Even if this would be possible, Europe would have trees that are older than America itself in return...

    Reemerger
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which would make these trees considerably older than our rogue colonies.

    chicken soup
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rich culture" doesn't necessarily mean old...i.e. jazz, blues, rock and roll, etc.

    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these idiots think their ancestors were from? Nowhere?

    Bryn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those threes?

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    #44

    When Your Date Asks What You Do For Living

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    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, (if you haven’t read the series, don’t read this)… Ron is responsible for the death of everyone that Voldemort killed because he didn’t let Crookshanks eat Scabbers, who turned out to be Pettigrew, who brought Voldemort back in book 4… thanks a lot, Ron!

    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just blew my mind! also reminding everyone about the prophecy that Professor Trewlaney made during one of the christmas breaks at Hogwarts that the table numbered 13 and the next to rise would be the first to die. the fist to stand would be Dumbledore. she was right in the prophecy but no one knew scabbers was under the table and already made the count thirteen, so he is also kinda responsible for Dumbledore's death.

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    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was on an episode of Road Wars last night (NZ) and this is him picking a fight with a bikie 😂. It did not end well!

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    #45

    Can't Unsee It Now

    Two young men in casual clothes having a conversation in a video discussing savage burns people can't recover from.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like a live action Beavis and B******d.

    Epona
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to high school with two guys (I didn't know them, they were in a higher grade than I was) who had hair styles very similar to Beavis and B-head (trying to bypass BP censors). This was 1995-1996, so that show was very popular and I am fairly certain their hairstyles were intentional.

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    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the 90s gabberscene in Holland

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    #46

    Great Summation Of How Disappointed People Are With The Movie

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    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a Joachin fan anyway. I’m genuinely glad that film tanked. It hopefully means an end to that franchise.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me too long to work out that you were just misspelling Joaquin and weren’t trying to combine two names in relation to the franchise.

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    #47

    Hitting This Like A Pan Flute

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    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a difference between inhaling and exhaling when it comes to playing a flute?

    Blaze Onyx
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who both vapes and plays flute, yes. yes there is- you cant play flute inhaling and you cant exhale to vape :)

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    Brian Leahy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they are disposable vape devices. I was as confused as you, and it doesn't help that the scale is unclear. They look to me like motor oil bottles.

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    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic bottles?

    Pernille
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single use vapes! Hopefully soon to be made illegal everywhere and not just in civilised countries.

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    Camber Hollywood
    Community Member
    6 months ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Probably worth noting that there is no documented link between vape usage and cancer. And boy are certain fanatics and capitalists trying to prove one.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cancer, but there are other things that can go wrong: https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-funded-studies-show-damaging-effects-vaping-smoking-blood-vessels

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    #48

    Respect Lexis King

    Man with intricate beard design and long hair at barber shop, showcasing a savage burn hairstyle detail.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that dude getting a makeover on a bus?

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bus barber is pretty good, he got 4 stars!

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely it can’t be hair. There’s no way that it grows that close to his eyebrows.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know why the toilet paper

    Reemerger
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the face next to the definition of "d****e canoe" in the dictionary. His spandex jeans are tighter than his book budget.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dog: Before The Hunter" now streaming on your favorite platform.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the bus driver to stop so you can get off.

    Sophia Pandia de Delphia
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lexis King, a pro wrestler on WWE's developmental program NXT. He's Flying Brian Pillman's son. I'd actually watch NXT for the first time if he played a character who thought he was an Axe genie. Btw, Pillman was mega popular in the 90s during the "Monday Night Wars" and appeared on WCW, ECW, and WWF (at the time, it was still an F).

    Shelley Dawson
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know EXACTLY what you’ll get if you go to a hairdresser/barber with ‘Stylez’ in the name.

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    #49

    Why Are They All Shaped Like Squeezed Tube Of Toothpaste

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    Earthquake903
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And about as smart as toothpaste

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t you go insulting toothpaste. At least it has a raison d'être.

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    Jeffrey
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when men with a somewhat large belly try to hold it in, those intestines have to go somewhere

    Sue
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they're all sucking in their beer bellies.

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are wearing mirdles. Man girdles.

    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservative men. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Timbob
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why the hell do all the Bubbas and good ole boys have to wear the same d**n baseball caps ?

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And like a squeezed tube -all of the c**p is now in their heads

    Tine Tennessen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about sucking your gut in! HA HA HA HA HAHAH

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    #50

    I Like This One

    Social media post showing a savage burn comment with 14 reactions and 20 replies on chips question.

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    Leslie B
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or an hour to make minute rice

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When was the War of 1812 fought? Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?

    Epona
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Tries to figure out a joke about Canada having GST and PST, so our $2 bag of chips will cost more than $2, cannot think of anything funny, leaving this comment anyway*

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.... I've taken 9 hours to watch a 1 hour show. Keep getting interrupted and have to rewind. Over and over again.

    Andrew Lawrence
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An hour and a half to watch 60 minutes! I wish. My missus can turn a 20 minute YouTube video into a 5 part series she talks so much and I have to rewind again and again and on and on

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many “how much” means quantity, but that was good insult.

    Bryn
    Community Member
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to correct someone, make sure your correction is understandable.

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    #51

    Bro What Is That On Top Of His Head?

    Man in glasses reviewing music albums with comment about haircut as a savage burn from people still unable to recover

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    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haircuts like that are the reason men go bald

    JK
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go with burnt toaster pancake with a peanut butter glue underneath.

    David Shaw
    Community Member
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does rather look like he dyed a Shredded Wheat and balanced it on his head

    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the hair remind me of Musk

    Earthquake903
    Community Member
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dre called. He wants you to forget about him.

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not "his" head, it's "its" head

    #52

    Save File Corrupted Mid Puberty

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incels have never been summed up more perfectly.

    Bryn
    Community Member
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see so many miserable men insulting happy women. Like, dude, she doesn't want you.

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    #53

    I'm Not Sure If This Is An Insult Or A Compliment

    Man in a black jacket making a gesture during a talk show, illustrating savage burns people can't recover from online.

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    Danni
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go to that lecture

    Armac
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more so if he was giving it.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be Jackson Galaxy, lol.

    KDav
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only HIS cats, who are exceptional.

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    #54

    So That’s Why They’re So Loud

    Group of people doing vigorous trampoline exercise in a gym, showing intense energy and fitness activity.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my upstairs neighbors The Stompersons.

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my neighbors bark and barky 😂

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a guy wearing Jane Fonda-style leg warmers?

    #55

    Never Heard This

    Poll results on teaching Arabic numerals in American schools with user comments showing savage burns and reactions.

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    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ocean between us couldn't be big enough...

    Min
    Community Member
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd agree, but I've seen similar polls in the UK. Racist idjits are everywhere.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rotted blowpop or denm laden masochist? both are superb

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til they find out who invented algebra.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't the Arabs. The ancient Greeks, Babylonians, and Egyptian all had a hand in developing it long before. The Arabs get (and deserve) the credit for preserving the knowledge through the Dark Ages and systemizing it. And "Arabic" numerals were invented in India. They're called that because the West found out about them from the Arabs.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will they know which Superbowl it is?

    Min
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Roman numerals, not Arabic. Except for when they didn't like the L.

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    Subaru645
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a PSA kids, stay the fvck in school.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beginning to wish we had more than an invisible border between us and US:)

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    #57

    Made Me Cackle

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the link to that tutorial - asking for a friend...?

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's calling his male child son? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Nooooooooooooo.

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ".idiots" is correct because it was an afterthought (face palm)

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    Array Index Out of Bounds
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get down with this blatant lack of grammar and spelling. If you don't know basic syntax, then I won't read your posts.idiots.

    Earthquake903
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buhahaha, irony. Let's see how quickly they correct it.

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    #58

    “Doh!” Said The Nft Bro

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    Alexander Gräf
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aging even better since for half of them, the hosting has expired. People paid thousands of dollars for dead URLs.

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    Sue
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had to get rich or he'd never have a wife.

    #59

    I’m Definitely Gonna Use This

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    Kombatbunni
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get that guy some aloe vera for that burn…ouch

    #60

    I'm Dead

    A dog with a unique expression, featured in a post about savage burns people cannot recover from online.

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    Sandella
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a human wearing a dog costume..creepy

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    #61

    Who Does That Anyway?

    Reddit comments discussing unpopular opinions with savage burns and harsh critiques on sleeping in jeans.

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    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah this person's 100% a masochist...jeans?

    The Majestic Opossum
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A denim ladened masochist at that 😂

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking they might like the tight feeling the same way some people like weighted blankets.

    Bryn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't wear jeans that tight.

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    Michael Melfa
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter might have asked this question. I don't get it either.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot my pjs once when staying at a friend's house. Had to sleep in a room that people walked through to get to the kitchen. I wore my jeans... seriously uncomfortable.

    turk
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't even fly in jeans. In fact, I haven't bought jeans in years. Khakis and sweats for me.

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    #62

    Dude Got Ratioed To The Shadow Realm

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yes! This one's my fav. 🔥

    #63

    They Do Look Very Similar

    Group of young men practicing music with instruments in a room, illustrating savage burns people are unable to recover from.

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    Raya
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’ll never find anyone like me again”

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diversity not in action. This is what happens when you cancel DEI.

    Danni
    Community Member
    6 months ago

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    #64

    He Looks Like He's Good At It Too

    Man wearing glasses and plaid shirt smiling on rocky beach, with large comments section below about savage burns.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Jared from Subway, so looks like a p**o and belongs in prison

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    #65

    Worst Loaf Of Bread Ever Baked

    Image showing a poorly sliced loaf of bread with a comment mocking its lack of air in a savage burn.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong type of flour, not enough time to rise properly, didn’t knead it long enough, kitchen too hot or too cold, who knows. If this is her first try baking bread, then cut her some slack. It takes time to get something a difficult as baking perfect bread down pat. —-and even then you’ll still have the occasional fail.

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    needs XXXII more minutes at CLXXX degrees Celsius

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    #66

    No Your Phone Is Not Upside Down

    Screenshot of a Reddit video titled Lady slowly goes nuts, showing a distorted face with savage burns comment thread visible.

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    Sue
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joker's mom. Here I am trying to click play.

    The Majestic Opossum
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I almost did it too, and that was after reading your comment! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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    Bryn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously, why do her eyes look like that

    #67

    You Look Like A Memory

    Older person with blurred face in a social media video receiving savage burns in the comments section.

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    #68

    Can't Recover From That Burn

    Young couple posing on a boat at sunset, highlighting savage burns from the viral social media post.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if potential earnings are above $750,000

    The Majestic Opossum
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, smart guys can get the girl!

    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the joke is that, since POV means “point of view,” if this image is your point of view….you’re the photographer 😅 so the joke is that the “computer science student who decided to talk to women” still didn’t get the girl.

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    Ingrid
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    6 months ago

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    Junk in the trunk

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    #69

    This Is A New One

    Person holding a hash brown and McFlurry sandwich, an example of savage burns people are surprised by online.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but to be fair, haven't you ever dipped your fries in your shake? It's delicious.

    Min
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect combination of hot and cold and sweet and salty.

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    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I’d try this 😂 fries dipped in ice cream is amazing. It’s like salty and sweet, this would be the same. If the hashbrowns were hot it would be such a nice contrast with the ice cream……I may have to get up and run to McDick’s now 😂

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat it. Alone. In the dark.

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck America. Stop please stop. Sheesh!

    Array Index Out of Bounds
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    6 months ago

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    U done no how to speak, yo! U done be Ignit, no how to spell. U dum, u know what I'm saying? Idiots...

    Earonn -
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    6 months ago

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    Some grammatically challenged ones out here who downvote the truth. Have an upvote!

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    #70

    Eyes Are The Window To The Socioeconomic Status

    Young woman with blonde hair responding to a savage burn comment about low income white girl eyes in a TikTok video.

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    roddy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not getting this one. Because she isn't wearing five-inch hooker lashes?

    The Majestic Opossum
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, they're right 😭 Anyone who doesn't get this has clearly not grown up around poor white people. It's that vague notion that there was mascara and eyeliner on her eyes yesterday, but she woke up and never washed it off. That's the only way I can describe it.

    Wild Cream
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you’re being downvoted, I’ve always wondered what “low income white girl eyes” means and that kinda makes it clearer 😂 I say this as a former low income white girl who totally wore my makeup like this in my teens for some reason

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    Deeelite
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's saying she looks basic