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If you regularly ride the subway (or are aware of our previous post) you probably know that it's a strange place. One day, a guy brings his pet peacock and you feel like you're visiting a zoo; another there's a crazy Russian riding a fire extinguisher as if he's an on-set Hollywood stuntman. And it's quite useful, too. I mean, think of the long silences you'd have to endure during lunch breaks with your colleagues if no one was sharing their crazy commute stories. Bored Panda has compiled a list of extraordinary subway passengers and if their photos won't make you use the public transport more, nothing will. Scroll down to meet the gang and upvote the ones you'd like to meet the most. Or least. You decide.
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#1
Some Magic In The Subway
parakeet feet 7 years ago
Ikr HP makes really good printers *joke* *joke* *joke*
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Rich Auntie Skeleton 7 years ago
For you muggles out there, I see Hagrid, Dumbledore, Snape (PROFESSOR Snape), Professor Quirrell, Harry and Professor McGonagalll.
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#2
There's An 11-Year-Old In New York Subways That Sells Emotional Advice Instead Of Lemonade
Sunzilla 7 years ago
Geez! Excellent idea. Children see things a lot more clearly than adults. We're too caught up with all the details.
Ruth Guerra-Mc Intosh 7 years ago
Just had to smile at these adults getting some honest emotional advice from this obviously qualified kid. (its always simpler coming from the perspective of a kid)
Calypso poet 7 years ago
I am sorry my humor didn’t transfer well in my comment. I up voted you comment because I thought it was funny. I was picturing someone calling the police on the kid complaining he’s practicing without a license. Didn’t mean to infer it would be you. : )
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#3
She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere
#4
Just A Fox In A Subway
BusLady 7 years ago
Oh, noooo! I didn't mean throw paint on the real fox. I meant on the lady wearing a dead fox. PETA people do this.
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namjoonie_ k 7 years ago
And this is Russia as well. Seems like the craziest things happen in our subway.
#5
A Guy Brought His Peacock Onto The NYC Subway And No One Even Looked Up From Their Phones
SacredPistachio 7 years ago
I'd just be sitting there staring in awe at the fact there was just some dude going around with a peacock...
Meri Kassner-Gomez 7 years ago
Its NYC. After awhile you just get numb to everything.....
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Wynand 7 years ago
Fun fact: The term peacock is reserved for the male peafowl; the female is known as a peahen, and the immature offspring are sometimes called peachicks. Another fun fact: I don't get invited to parties very often.
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
Heck man, I'd invite you. Didn't know about peachicks.
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Jay Raman 7 years ago
Ha been some time since I saw this. It's actually a stuffed taxidermy peacock that was being taken to the Tribeca bar by the bars owner. It's still there.
Ditto 7 years ago
If I was on that bus that guy wouldn't have any teeth left. ****ing trophy hunters and taxidermists.
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Catherine Prickett 7 years ago
OFFS. You can only spend so much time on a long subway ride staring at the dude carrying a taxidermied peacock.
Laura Pantazis 7 years ago
Looking at their phones...or looking for their camera app on the phone!
#6
Brazilians In The Moscow Metro
#7
Crazy Russian Rides A Fire Extinguisher In The Subway
Hikikomori 7 years ago
Muggles will just call it a fire extinguisher... It is actually a disguised broom.
John Montgomery 7 years ago
It must be a disguised firebolt. Oh the irony.
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BlackestDawn 7 years ago
While looking cool it is completely fake. If it really had that much power then it would be unusable since it would push you away from the fire when used and thus not affect the fire for more than a second.
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
True. Also, uncontrolled forces of that magnitude push a human in a straight line parallel to the floor in some other universe. Not this one.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 7 years ago
Love how grandpa moves out of the way so quickly! Like this happens to him twice a week!
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Oh look, when you discharge a fire extinguisher gravity is turned off!
#8
Spotted On The Subway
#9
Never Have I Wanted To Touch Someone's Hat So Much!
Guacharaco 7 years ago
Want to pop some online? http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml
#10
Dude Just Whipped Out This Desk On The Subway And Started His Meeting
Carol Harrison 7 years ago
On a NY subway? Usually they whip out other things. This is a nice change.
April Simnel 7 years ago
It's the 6 train, huh? He may as well, since they won't be going anywhere for a while!
#11
Try Explaining To Your Boss That You're Late Because You Missed Your Stop While Feeding A Pink Chicken Cheerios On The Subway
earringnut 7 years ago
birds are extremely sensitive to fumes. this dye job has taken months off the life of an animal that only lives a few years.
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Jenny Lorenz 7 years ago
That person is an idiot for dying the animal! If the animal was meant to be pink, it'd naturally be pink.
Chicago Kitty 7 years ago
The side of the stroller reads something about "Drag"- I would definitely pay to see this stage show! "Now ladies and gentlemen please welcome to our stage Miss Poulet La Rose! Let's give her a big hand everyone!"
logical fallacy 7 years ago
Is this one of those silk chickens? I've wanted to see one for ages, but the subway never crossed my mind as a place to meet. My bad I guess.
Pinky Ivy 7 years ago
Yeah! It's a silkie because of the fur like feathers and black skin. I got introduced to the breed because some of my friends from Sunday school had a whole flock of them. I can still remember the day they brought a few in and we had a blast petting chickens for an hour. It was surprisingly fun, and relaxing. I would totally recommend the breed.
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#12
Looks Like Russians Invented A Time Machine
Kaya Bannon 7 years ago
They look like they are wearing Lister's jacket and Ace Rimmer's hair!
#13
About Damn Time Karen Got Out Of Her Abusive, One-Way Relationship With Plankton. Spotted In Moscow
Chicago Kitty 7 years ago
Between this and the fire extinguisher rocket man- I am never taking the subway in Russia.
Elegant Vandalism 7 years ago
WHY????? I mean, what possessed this person to wake up that morning and think: "Today I'm going to wear a PC on my head. I think it'll go nicely with my blue skirt..." ????????????
Claire A. 7 years ago
Yas! I was just coming down here to ask if she was doing a SAGA cosplay.
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Yeuk hei Chui 2 years ago
are you sure thats karen? looks more like tv woman from skibidi toilet
Tic-Tock 7 years ago
You how in spongebob there's the evil plankton who want to steal Mr. crab's crabby patty recipe? Well plankton made a computer that's supposed to be his wife called Karen. In spongebob Karen have an old style computer as a head that looks exactly like in the picture.
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#14
My Boss Always Meets The Most Interesting People On His Commute
Little Menace 7 years ago
He's not a very successful pimp if he still has to ride the sub.
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Andres Tejeda 7 years ago
When you are a Pimp, but tinder keeps taking away all your business.
#15
Give Me My Space! GAWD!
Anna Barceloca 7 years ago
She might just have needed to transport this object somewhere and this was the most space-saving way to carry it.
Raphaëlle Rb 7 years ago
I hope that it's for a good reason (claustrophobia, fear of being touched or thing like that) otherwise it's quite selfish to take some place like that, no ? I live in Paris and if you do that in the métro, people would be mad at you during rush hour
Sarah Schmidt 7 years ago
as someone who buys a lot second hand only to take it home with public transportations I would say she just bought that and had to take it home without owning a car. and yes, ppl are nice when you accidently take their space with a huge plant ^^
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Sol Connor 7 years ago
I think that's a great idea. Imagine riding a packed tube with autism and everyone was invading your personal space
#16
Jesus Is That You?
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
Got rear ended in traffic. An angry voice shputed, "Godammit, why'd you stop?" Suddenly, Jesus was standing next to my car. Turns out, he was heading to a dress rehearsal of "Jesus Christ Superstar." :)
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
That's gotta be an interesting moment. Say "God dammit", and his son turns up next to you and says "Dads busy. I got you fam. Hold my mead."
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Claudia Caputi 7 years ago
What if God was one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home....
#17
Just A Business Man Riding The Subway In Moscow
Hermione Granger 5 years ago
i was scrolling like .......this is fine ok ...........then....... CHEWBACCA LEGS
#18
I Had To Look Close Before I Realised That It Isn't Smoke
#19
So Do You Still Have To Pay Their Fare Or...
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
Actually, for large cities, and speaking of Chicago in specific, the subway and elevated lines are mapped out the way they are because of the cemeteries. Each of the original lines ended in a major cemetery, and if you had the money you could rent a specific funeral car that was added to the end of the train just for the casket and mourners. Otherwise, the casket went in to a regular car with the funeral procession. Most city dwellers couldn't afford a vehicle to drive the 25 miles out to Forest Park Cemetery, but could afford a 5 cent Blue Line ticket.
Kosmas-Mikis Vlassopoulos 7 years ago
Don't pay the ferry man until he gets you to the other side
#20
Black Panther
StrangeStars 7 years ago
Looks like the two (three?) of them are going to a fancy dress party..
John Montgomery 7 years ago
Looks more like a character from an episode of Are you Afraid of the Dark.
#21
The Silence Of The Babushkas
Zanthe 7 years ago
Yes. Someone's ought to tell Thor and Loki that's where the All-Father has been hiding all along.
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Pobin Rice 7 years ago
Yeah she knew already. Actually watch the films and you’ll see
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#22
I Saw A Duck On The Train Man. It Was Too Much Man
StrangeStars 7 years ago
What duck? I only see a finely dressed gentleman in white and orange.
#23
Gaming Has Gotten Out Of Control
bring on the internet warriors 7 years ago
Yeah but this dude is still my idol ^^
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Alexandra Hughes 7 years ago
I've seen a smaller equivalent of this in NYC. Guy set up his laptop on a box he put on the floor, pulled out the controller and started to play. When the person next to him started watching, he pulled out another controller and they played together. It was actually pretty cool.
GiantSpaceTiger 7 years ago
Skyrim! Bitt is impressive how power-efficient TVs are now, and how good battery technology is.
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
Looks like it's Amtrak, so probably on a 4 hour ride or something.
#24
On The Subway Back Home, A Student Was Fooling Around With The Door. He Was Stuck Like This Until The Next Stop. We All Had A Good Laugh
#25
Truly Impressive Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay
MysticSailora 7 years ago
put a space between your name... han s. CONSPIRACY THEORY!
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#26
This Week On Pets That Don’t Need A Leash
Gabriel Rodrigues 7 years ago
Its on a leash because its on the subway, so its on underground, wich mean it can scape anytime and join ninja mutant turtles
TeeMarieTisMe 7 years ago
I don't know he seems pretty determined to go somewhere FAST. Thinking the leash was a good plan.
#27
Sleeping Dude On My Train This Morning Reminded Me Of Renaissance Art And So I Found The Perfect Painting. Such Beauty And Grace
Mylah Rose 7 years ago
They honestly look like they could be dead... scary
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Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja 7 years ago
Does it matter? That other guy clearly doesn't give a damn. ;)
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Jesse Musil 7 years ago
this is sad, totally nodded out on the H. This isnt funny, this is sad and potentially dangerous. i hate to be a party pooper and THAT person who says this c**p cause i really hate being THAT person...=
Lacey Collins 7 years ago
I hope they were just really tired and not passed out from heroin or something because when you're that far gone from heroin there's a LARGE chance you won't wake up.
#28
He Really Gonna Sit There Reading That Book Like Some Dank Sh*t Ain't On It's Phone Next To Him?
kat newt shulder 7 years ago
is he a man? is he a bush? its BUSH MAN (or psycho sam)
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Hannah Ingram 7 years ago
guy on the left is just reading a book, not at the guy with the bush head
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#29
Welcome Home BD
Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja 7 years ago
"Romani ite domum" or "Romanes eunt domus". ;)
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rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
Welcome back!!! Should we welcome you with an open arms or open something?
#30
Truth Or Dare On Beijing Subway
Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
I wonder if anyone knows what those weird English letters mean
Cassie 7 years ago
Probably not. They wear our words like we get soy sauce tats.
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Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja 7 years ago
I wonder if she would have problems at the airport because of this bag.
Karen Drucks 7 years ago
most likely they do, people in other countries learn 2nd and 3rd languages. Unlike lazy Americans, who often can't even speak English correctly
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
I hope, for her sake, that she never takes this bag on her trip to UK or USA.
#31
A Guy Gets On CTA (Chicago) With A Colony Of Bees...
Kizzy Kizzy 7 years ago
They are bees that travel. For they are the traveling bees, they come and go as the please. So I tell you with ease. Please don't hit a traveling bee.
Joannie Goulet 7 years ago
Some people are allergic to bee stings and can die in minutes from it. Not cool.
#32
I’ll Grab The Next Train
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
The suit's cloth is *gorgeous.* I'd have to ask which shop carries it. I want a bolt of it!
#33
I Know Amazing Right? Thought My Italian Grandma Was The Only One Who Covered Seats In Plastic
Mark 7 years ago
I said I wanted a "fish supper" but the person behind the counter was a bit hard of herring ;)
Maribel Perez 7 years ago
I noticed her shoes first. Soon as I saw the seats, I thought, Jeepney seats!
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She Just Found The Best Way To Avoid People In The Subway And Save Miles On Her Mini Crosser
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
I think so too. I mean, using a medical scooter on the subway I could totally understand. This, however, I would say is overkill.
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Oerff On Tour 7 years ago
City traffic is so congested these days, that taking the subway saves her an hour
#35
Life Hack
FuzzyWuzzy 7 years ago
When u r a student u have to get your 8 hrs of sleep in any way u can. I think he is crushing it.
namjoonie_ k 7 years ago
When people have to wake up at 4-5am to commute to work/university, they`ll try to get every minute of extra sleep, that they can have.
#36
Stranger Things
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
Keeps your face warm. Makes people giggle and/or worry. I see no downside.
Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
and no one is going to tell her to just smile! She gets to ride in peace and is warm. I agree, no downside
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Daniel Fleming 7 years ago
I thought that too... no facehuggers just Demogorgons...
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Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
I've seen these face sucker 'masks'! Pretty cool if you're an 'Alien' fan
#37
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil
Toby Comics 7 years ago
Subway! - The VR Experience! *COOL NEW FEATURES!* Get judged by hundreds of strangers! Walk into walls! Miss your stop! All this AND MORE! 100% UnSatisfaction guarantee!
Pandykinz 7 years ago
Was thinking the same thing... there's no "speak no evil"
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It’s actually if you look hear no evil see no evil hear bob evil cause 2 of them are sitting with earphones but not speaking so.....
#38
Why This Doll Look Like It Needs An Adult??
thepotatogirl 7 years ago
I actually think it's cute... in a creepy sort of way
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Virgil Blue 7 years ago
"Day 3. Looks like young Sergei accidentally drank the werewolf potion I stored in the fridge. On a positive note I believe the formula is improving."
#39
Rain Doesn't Stand A F*ckin Chance Today
#40
First Time Riding The NYC Subway And It Was Not A Forgettable Experience
Alexandra de Kiewit 6 years ago
There is a metro musicien in montreal just like him... maybethe same dude?
#41
Emotional Support Pineapple?
Carol Harrison 7 years ago
Voiceover: In this experiment we've swapped her Yorkie for a pineapple. Let's she if she can tell the difference.
Toby Comics 7 years ago
Okay, this is the safest thing anyone has done with a pet pineapple. Many people don't realise that 50% of Pineapples are actually sentient and will try and murder everyone and EVERYTHING! The government has tried to cover this up, but they cannot deny how many mysterious disappearances always relate to the sponge of a house. Keeping it on a leash is a very good way to domesticate the pineapple.
Toby Comics 7 years ago
THAT or I'm just crazy. Which one is more likely?
Load More Replies... SacredPistachio 7 years ago
You've clearly never seen an angry pineapple in the wild.
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Rachael JC 7 years ago
This could actually be a variation on a form of therapy. I man named Albert Ellis developed exercises that included taking a banana for a walk in order to help people who experience unhealthy levels of shame and anxiety. By doing something that is seen as ridiculous publicly (but hurts no one) you might be able to overcome issues with embarrassment and care less about how you are seen by others.
Lacey Collins 7 years ago
Suckers! That's just a long range flail for intense combat situations.
#42
Santdingo Coming Through To Stuff Stockings A Little Late
Sonya Jersey 7 years ago
Wohoo! I'm 30 and I just started to believe in Santa. I'll be waiting patiently. Oooh I'd also better start building a chimney for my apartment. Or I can just leave the door open...I don't know.
Mama Panda 7 years ago
Santa, can I sit on your lap... please? I have been a very bad girl and I think that I will need a spanking or several instead of a lump of coal.
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
Looks like no presents at Christmas are the least of your worries if you're on This Santa's naughty list.
#43
When Mom Lets You Dress Yourself For School
lotte hoi 7 years ago
He could actually have a weak immunesystem, this could cause him to need filtered air. Or he's just crazy
Jetches 7 years ago
Probably by the lack of tubes or visual respiration, the latter would be right
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#44
Subway Rider Eating A Head Of Lettuce
FuzzyWuzzy 7 years ago
Ok and here I thought I was the only one who liked lettuce raw. It's not that weird folks!
GiantSpaceTiger 7 years ago
Even his little hat looks sad :( I hope the referring lettuce cheered him up a little.
#45
A Great Way To Keep Warm Tonight
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
How on earth do you keep a straight face while sitting next to that furry guy??!
Binxyminxem 7 years ago
Awwww he looks so happy to be on the subway! "Yaaay I'm on my way and I have my tablet tooooo!"
#46
Nice Heals
#47
In Honor Of NY Fashion Week
Kizzy Kizzy 7 years ago
And here we see a rare merman but her seems to look a little out of place.
criminalgirl 7 years ago
At first I thought that was a fancy knitting stitch, then I realised...he can't sneak up on anyone wearing that...
#48
"Just Act Normal"
Andres Tejeda 7 years ago
Looks like he robbed a bank but the get away driver forgot to pick him up.
Natalie Binebrink-Davis 7 years ago
I would be freaking out, waiting for him to jump up and take us hostage.
Natalie Binebrink-Davis 7 years ago
Sarcasm obviously for the sensitive ones.
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What does he have under his suit jacket? And why are his hand in his pockets?
FuzzyWuzzy 7 years ago
It's not just the mask but the hands in the pockets as well are kind of creepy for some reason.
#49
That New Razr
Lacey Collins 7 years ago
He looks like he's having a breakdown grabbing his razor instead of his phone on his way out of the house that morning.
Miss Cris 7 years ago
He's thinking about razing her legs at that moment, just as the woman from the other photo!
#50
I Saw An Alien On The Subway Last Night
Kathleen Wills 7 years ago
It’s still trying to find a way into the White House to speak with Trump!
Em Norton-Mathews 7 years ago
There's a guy in the West End of London who wears the frame of one of those on his head!
#51
When The Seasons Go From Winter To Summer Overnight
Chicago Kitty 7 years ago
The best advice my mother-in-law ever gave me was "Close the bathroom door, ladies always keep the mystery."
Connie Martin 7 years ago
Is this worse than the lady shaving her legs in a public swimming pool (video documentation elsewhere) ? Why am I trying to decide???
#52
Interesting Selection
Ntosh 7 years ago
I am amazed by people. I would like to know the state of mind of some people.
Kathleen Wills 7 years ago
Loves lacy underwear, just not next to his skin (caught crabs like that not long ago)
Devil In The Details 7 years ago
Britney Spears "I'm A Slave 4 U" costume gone completely wrong!
#53
Date Night
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
It's a pretty decent costume, if you ask me. I just don't understand why there's two sets of arms, the doll arms on top of the woman's actual arms. Why not just gloves that match the mask?
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
That poor doll looks exhausted! Her eyes look haunted. Oh the dreadful things this doll has had to see, hear and do. And now he’s whispering in her ear... that guy is creepy!!
#54
Buns Of Steel Can Wait
Cassie 7 years ago
This one is close: https://smile.amazon.com/Forget-Buns-Steel-Want-Cinnamon/dp/B0777PDHB6/
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Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
I saw someone with same bag on a London Underground train last week.
Bastette Cat 7 years ago
Hey... I think this bag was made by the same people who made the "I have a gun, a bomb, and loads of drugs in here" bag.
#55
The First To Pass Out At The Party
Pandykinz 7 years ago
Probably just red marker, like the rest of his body.
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Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
I do hope this was the result of an epic party
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FuzzyWuzzy 7 years ago
Now this one would scare me. Is he ok? Is he dangerous to others? I think I might have to find a cop, just to be sure everything is ok.
#56
People Are The Sickness
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
I have seen many oriental people wearing those masks.
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#57
Freelancer's Life
Georgia Valentine 7 years ago
It's just a man who bought a lamp catching up on emails. Not that weird....
Victor Vakaras 7 years ago
This one is kinda mundane. Just looks like a dude transporting a lamp on the subway while using his laptop to kill time. It's not like it's plugged in.
Jennifer Cunha 7 years ago
There's not enough light on the subway for my imac to work correctly
#58
This Guy On The Subway Has Life Figured Out
#59
Sometimes Things Come Together In The Most Unexpected Ways
Daria B 7 years ago
It happens a lot if you wear a skirt or a dress and use a public toilette. Your clothes may get stuck in your underwear.
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#60
The Queen
Mama Panda 7 years ago
no those are the different pens that she used to color on her face lol
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Emma Goldsworthy 7 years ago
I like the way she has her shopping bag which simbalises a day in like of a star wars alien queen
Wiccan 7 years ago
That's not right. Why is she a potato? It seems to me that you are judging this woman's size and weight.
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When The Edibles Hit Before You Get Home
#62
Thaaaaaat’s Where That Went
Anne 7 years ago
I think... that's a method to stop pickpockets from stealing from your purse.
FuzzyWuzzy 7 years ago
You know that condom is full cause its tied off. Now the question is, is she heading to a fertility clinic or going to try a DIY at home?
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
“Um, excuse me, Ma’am? It seems your condom is hanging out.” Ewwwww.
Chicago Kitty 7 years ago
Why you shouldn't throw things aside in a moment of passion, they can land anywhere.
Lacey Collins 7 years ago
I've heard of insane chicks doing this and trying to inseminate themselves with it to trap dudes. I hope this is not the case.
#63
Gimp Suit On The Subway
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
The mask first reminded me of a pig... then a horse... then a bear. Where was I going with this?? Lol!
Carol Harrison 7 years ago
Submissive was told to stay there, dominant passed away two weeks ago.
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
bring out the gimp the gimp's on the subway man
#64
Meanwhile In The Russian Subway
#65
You Can Wear All White After Memorial Day
#66
Gettin Ready For The Weekend Like
#67
What A Lovely Couple
alexa_bessee 7 years ago
Oh God, the Undertale AUs are flooding my mind when they shouldn’t be
Natasha Spiech 7 years ago
I know right! Iimmediately thought of the Swapfell skelebros
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1,113, 1,114, 1,115...
Carol Harrison 7 years ago
Well, it was somebody's hair, anyway. Just not his.
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#69
Rolling Into Work This Morning Like...
#70
What Did He Ask For At The Barber?
Mama Panda 7 years ago
Medusa had felt out of place for so long. She knew she needed a change so she traveled to NYC. Once there she met several people who knew her pain. After hanging out with her new found friends, she finally realized what she needed to do. Let me introduce to you Nanas! Nanas is now the only male gorgon and he became the trusted guard of Zeus. He was now truly happy and lived a full and happy life.
FuzzyWuzzy 7 years ago
The look on his face...Priceless! "WTF are u looking at??!!" Like we are staring at him for no good reason!
#71
Chapter 1: _________?
#72
Only In New York
Merlyn Emrys 7 years ago
have you never seen a mylar blanket? They're often used by the homeless population around here to keep warm. They hold in heat really well and fold up to teh size of a wallet.
#73
I Imagine People Going Back To Work Today Is Equivalent To Dropping A Child At Kindergarten On Their First Day Of School
#74
Feels Like Home
#75
Stand Clear Of The Closing Doors Please
#76
I’ve Had The Wrong Approach All These Years... Just Bring Your Own Chair To Get A Seat!
#77
Hmmm
Anna Thouvenin 7 years ago
"I wonder if I can fit my head through? Hmm, should probably wait until I'm home to try it... On second thought, I'll try that now"
#78
Times Are So Tough Even The Führer Has To Work A 9 To 5
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 years ago
I feel bad upvoting this, but I believe it's necessary. :)
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What A Perfect Way Of Putting It. We're Talkin Messy Turds
#80
Moments Ago On The NYC Subway. There Was More On The Other Side. Dude Was Committed
Jon Chevalier 7 years ago
this is a recycler.. to be thanked and he is trying to afford to eat.
#81
Just Subway Things
#82
Monday...
Belinda Crum 7 years ago
Dude is just wasted or had a rough night. The side of hishead, by his war, looks bruised.
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
Looks like he fell asleep before he put the brakes on his walker. Poor guy!
#83
This Guy Brought A Coffee Table Onto The Subway
Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja 7 years ago
Oh yes...that was exactly my first thought!
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Aleksandra Kozłowska 7 years ago
He should snort some cocaine from this table to improve the quality
#84
“When You..." Finish The Caption In The Comments
Tasha Harris 7 years ago
When you wanna transport drugs and don't want anyone touching your s**t
Cactuar Jon 7 years ago
When you get a little over excited over the 'assisting material' they sent you with your sample bottle
#85
Weekend Just About To Get Started
#86
"What Are You Doing?"
Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
The lady in the red sweater does not look happy about this situation. "Woman, do not take a photo of me!"
#87
Saw This On The Subway Today – Not Sure If Handicapped Or Sociopathically Lazy
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
I’d be choked to see this thing taking up so much room, especially on an already overcrowded subway!!
OptimisticNihilist 7 years ago
How is this even permissible? There's so little space as there is.
#88
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Cutoffs
sh 7 years ago
He's dressed as Tobias from Arrested Development. The Bluths are the family in that show. The actor who plays Tobias is in the poster behind him.
Amina Hays 7 years ago
I didn't notice the poster of Tobias! I was just trying to make a joke!
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Must be. I think the actor in the pictures name is Bluth which is on the button he's wearing
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Sh*t You See On The 7 Train, On My Way Home... Homie Truly Got A Defacto Table Set Up, With A Chair To Boot, Eating A Meal... NYC Transit For You!
Anne 7 years ago
Well he looks like he works hard, this may be the only break he has in a day..
Sunzilla 7 years ago
I also thought so. He has his lunch on the train so no-one can bother him...
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#90
Is That A Weasel?
#91
We All Have Our Personal Space, Some More Than Others
earringnut 7 years ago
arrogant not ignorant. she knows what she's doing.
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Saw This Older Lady Reading This Magazine On The Train Home Today. Was So Tempted To Ask Her “Um, Do You Know Something We All Should Know?”
Thomas O'Keefe 7 years ago
Hard to take their advice seriously when the article is in "The Last Word" segment.
#93
There's Really No Place Like The Metro To Do Yoga
#94
Metro-North Rider Get A Little Too Comfortable On The Train
#95
Time To Take A Walk
Meri Kassner-Gomez 7 years ago
It looks like a ferret. They are trainable but illegal in the 5 boroughs
Rachelle 7 years ago
I think you mean taxidermied. Embalming is something else entirely.
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#96
That Moment When Mom Pops Your Pimple On The NYC Subway
#97
Melbourne Public Transport. This Guy Sat Like This For Most Of The Trip
Sj Steinhoff 7 years ago
Jump in the intercity from Newcastle to Sydney and this is normal during peak time
#98
Scream It From The Mountain Top
#99
At Least It's Not Plural?
#100
Just A Normal Sighting On The Subway. I'm Sure That Napkin Is Really Keeping The Germs Away
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
She’s not stopping them from going in. She’s stopping them from going out. That’s what those white masks are for too.
#101
So I Guess There Is This Whole Subset Of People Who Just Like. Have Mannequins
Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja 7 years ago
For a sec I thought that guy in the background is also a mannequin. He kinda looks like one.
Jessica Woollcombe 7 years ago
Or maybe she sews or tools leather and needs it to show her cool stuff off on DeviantArt or Etsy. Plenty of artists have to take the subway, have to get it home somehow. 😉
#102
The Classic Human Centipede Sleep Position
The girl who wore glasses 7 years ago
I hope this is not where they are living
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Lizard Queen 7 years ago
Some of these folks are on their way to dress rehearsal, costumed events, or stage/film productions.
Jo Acosta 7 years ago
I am moving to the country. To a little town with only one coffee shop. I will walk to the coffee shop each day. I will read a local paper that covers the high school baseball team. I will be happy.
diane a 7 years ago
I love my hometown - but - there is no hiding place or privacy in a small community - 2 grocery stores, one pharmacy - 9 public houses within a 100m radius - a hot-bed of local gossip,
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MysticSailora 7 years ago
only one thing came from this article, and that is... subway's are I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G!
Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
Well, it's nice people feel they have the freedom to express themselves nowadays. How can you be bored in public anymore??
Sivi 7 years ago
I have been a weirdo on a trolley car in Bergen. I bought a brand new fishtank, 50-60l, and in my jacket a bag of Kuhil louches since it was cold. The trolley started way to fast before I could sit down. thankfully people next to me saw and supported me and the tank. I feel bad for the kid who caught my bag of fishes, he looked so terrifd when he saw a swarm of 10 snakish fish panicing in the bag. Dont have the big tank today but kept 3 of 10 khuli loaches when I had to sell the tank. Their name is Kor-lang(How-Big), Kor-hen(Where) and Kor-stor(How big).
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
Some of these folks are on their way to dress rehearsal, costumed events, or stage/film productions.
Jo Acosta 7 years ago
I am moving to the country. To a little town with only one coffee shop. I will walk to the coffee shop each day. I will read a local paper that covers the high school baseball team. I will be happy.
diane a 7 years ago
I love my hometown - but - there is no hiding place or privacy in a small community - 2 grocery stores, one pharmacy - 9 public houses within a 100m radius - a hot-bed of local gossip,
Load More Replies... MysticSailora 7 years ago
only one thing came from this article, and that is... subway's are I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G!
Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
Well, it's nice people feel they have the freedom to express themselves nowadays. How can you be bored in public anymore??
Sivi 7 years ago
I have been a weirdo on a trolley car in Bergen. I bought a brand new fishtank, 50-60l, and in my jacket a bag of Kuhil louches since it was cold. The trolley started way to fast before I could sit down. thankfully people next to me saw and supported me and the tank. I feel bad for the kid who caught my bag of fishes, he looked so terrifd when he saw a swarm of 10 snakish fish panicing in the bag. Dont have the big tank today but kept 3 of 10 khuli loaches when I had to sell the tank. Their name is Kor-lang(How-Big), Kor-hen(Where) and Kor-stor(How big).
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