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Nobody is innocent when it comes to exaggerating things we’ve seen, heard, or participated in. Like, that smashing b-day party of yours in an abandoned castle that got everyone talking. Except that it was your uncle’s porch and the only guests were your twin cousins from Wyoming.

We’ve all been there, done that, but sometimes things go from exaggerated to plain made-up in an instant. And there’s a subreddit called r/thatHappened dedicated entirely, as its description says, to “true stories that are 100% true and actually happened.” You get the sarcasm.

As for evidence, the 1.3 million members of the community are sharing screenshots of people lying their hearts out with a straight face. Trust me, the result is totally hilarious.

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It’s True, I Was The Box Of Tampons

It’s True, I Was The Box Of Tampons

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All humans possess the ability to lie: it’s something we’re born with and we die with. One study published in the Journal of Basic and Applied Social Psychology found that 60 percent of people can’t go 10 minutes without telling a lie. At the same time, another study published by the American Psychological Association suggested that lying less was linked to better average health, both mental and physical.

So, why on earth do we lie, then? To find out, Bored Panda reached out to Traci Brown, a fraud-busting body language expert. It turns out, "we learn the benefits of lying when we’re little, like protecting ourselves from punishment or to get what we want. Situations have more gravity as we get older and lying can protect our relationships or even millions in fraud theft,” Traci explained.

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Ya Cause Being Asleep In Your Car Means You’re In College!

Ya Cause Being Asleep In Your Car Means You’re In College!

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Forgot To Mention, We Both Have Amnesia

Forgot To Mention, We Both Have Amnesia

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BusLady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So every time you got a letter you thought it was the first one? Like 50 first dates?

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Sometimes, we lie just to make other people around us feel good about themselves, so not all lies are inherently bad. But it turns out that “people who tend to lie frequently do for a couple of reasons: survival or they can't tell the difference between truth and a lie.”

Traci said that mental illness can also be the reason for an urge to lie. “It runs the scale from narcissism to psychopaths. And these folks make up about 15% of the population.”

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And The Trainer Was Fired

And The Trainer Was Fired

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Invited To Teach Sex Ed Because Of Immense Experience

Invited To Teach Sex Ed Because Of Immense Experience

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes. So much sex. So many. Like at least a hundred. Right. Much wow.

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What Magazine Has A Full Map And A Picture Of Jesus?

What Magazine Has A Full Map And A Picture Of Jesus?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the heavens opened and spewed them with money, and oh, life is just so ditsy daisy!

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Lying big always starts from simple steps, aka lying small. First, as kids, we learn to tell pro-social lies, like telling your grandma you like that new hand-knit sweater she gave you on Christmas when, in fact, you can’t even look at it.

According to this study from the journal Nature Neuroscience, “when people tell small lies, the brain becomes desensitized to the pang of guilt that dishonesty usually causes.”

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The more little pro-lies we give, the less guilt we feel, and the more it snowballs into bigger lies that suddenly become way easier. In some cases, people get so used to falsifying or fabricating things that they start believing their lies. At some point, it turns into habit and it becomes incredibly hard to quit for good.

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NASA Employee Giving Out Top Secret Info

NASA Employee Giving Out Top Secret Info

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what the “smoke” in particular alludes to....

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She Was On Superhearing Cruiselines

She Was On Superhearing Cruiselines

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm this because I'm the captain. I got the job when they let me hold the rudder for a minute and then I made the cruise ship do a backflip, and everyone cheered. #blessed

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BusLady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then you took the stage and began an amazing career as a Cruise singer.

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Sasha Kuleshov
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole 800 passengers overheard you? What were you doing in the captain's quarters with the mic on?

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Donald Holder
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Singing to myself, but so loud that an entire stadium filled with walls, metal, glass, insulation and furniture and without a microphone or sound system and it was crystal clear enough to get claps. I wonder, did they also clap when you took a piss or a s**t? The harmonics must have been built by BOSE.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sang once and had everyone clap for me. I was 4 and my Mom made me mad in a restaurant. I knew she couldn't see out of the side view (she had no peripheral vision) so I stood up on the table and sang my ABCs to embarrass her. Her only options were wait it our or knock me off the table lol Luckily for me she chose the non child abuse in public option. Good thing I was a cute kid XD

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to her defense: maybe she sang in the dining area and the captain just walked by 😂

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Ellie Ripps
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So quick story when I was like 5-ish me and my family took a cruise and there was a talent show and I did it and sang let it go to the entire cruise ship I won a little plastic medal best vaca eva✨

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Steven Dirkson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It must've been secretly broadcasted it- that's how the while ship heard!!!!

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Christine Mikulice
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn, how loud was she singing to herself-- the whole cruise ship heard her?

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Sam Cook
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time, I did my Joker impression, and then everyone clapped…because I was in a talent show.

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Sun Shine
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

assuming everyone followed you to this particular part of the ship at the same time and sat there while you poured your heart out

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Googleman1234
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i was going to use the "and then everyone clapped" meme but they did it for us

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must have been a really small cruise ship. Or a really loud singer.

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Banjo Peppers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the whole cruise ship cla- wait they made that joke for me already.

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The Coated Dev
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol when people try to impress other people on the internet but they're bad at making stuff up:

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Laana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like,the whole cruise ship? Like 5k people? Or even more? That is really impressive.

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OrangeChicken
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EVERYONE on the cruise ship could hear you? When you were singing to YOURSELF?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and then the Titanic sank. Like bro who would believe this... THE Captin is just gonna get up and stop driving the boat to shake your hand? tf is wrong with people these days?!?!?

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Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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Martha Meyer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, because chickens that aren't slaughtered in your backyard, but come prepackaged to the store from somewhere else, are all grown on trees and plucked from the branches when ripe...

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In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Claps Tonight

In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Claps Tonight

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This Is Probably The Worst One I Have Ever Seen In The Wild

This Is Probably The Worst One I Have Ever Seen In The Wild

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Medical Expert Here

Medical Expert Here

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Bill
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For somebody with a PhD and a Doctorate(allegedly), their writing doesn't reflect that. 9 year program for the required degrees to design and make medicines in theUS

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Delusional Tall Man Thinks Women Openly Drool Over His Phenomenal Height

Delusional Tall Man Thinks Women Openly Drool Over His Phenomenal Height

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The scary part is some dudes are really so deranged, they'll mistake any kind of old look (even disgust) for lust. I had a dude follow me home from the subway one day asking for a date. I'd been staring at him on the subway because he was fat, ugly and looked like he hadn't showered in a week and he apparently mistook that for interest on my part!!

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Sure Buddy

Sure Buddy

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When They Have Tests In Kindergarten

When They Have Tests In Kindergarten

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And Then The Sales Went Up $500%

And Then The Sales Went Up $500%

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And Then Everyone Clapped

And Then Everyone Clapped

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thousands of doctors, medical officials, scientists, reputable organisations, and other experts, asking you to wear a mask is considered “fake news,” yet the claim of one "nurse" is suddenly considered a universal opinion? And speaking of which, we are here to deal with facts, not opinions.

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Didnt Miss A Word

Didnt Miss A Word

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Schools Sure Are Conscious Of Students' Music Tastes Nowadays

Schools Sure Are Conscious Of Students' Music Tastes Nowadays

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3-Year-Old Is Wiser Than Us All

3-Year-Old Is Wiser Than Us All

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Her Bio Says She's 21

Her Bio Says She's 21

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The police turned up. My son was arrested. He said "sorry I lied mom, I turned out like Dad".

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Hmmm

Hmmm

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then a pianist shows up to play happy ending music while they walk into the sunset and also the sun is clapping.

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Then Everyone Ripped Off Their Masks And Bras

Then Everyone Ripped Off Their Masks And Bras

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worry for the mental well being of surgeons across the globe.

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